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Happy Thanksgiving to my readers in the United States!
A Candle Based on Gestapo Agent Toht’s Gory Face-Melting Scene From ‘Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark’
Firebox has released a fantastic candle based on Gestapo agent Arnold Ernst Toht‘s gory face-melting scene from the classic 1981 adventure film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. It is available to purchase online.
No, we’re talking about when ruthless Gestapo agent Toht gets his gory comeuppance at the end of the film – you know, when his eyes roll back like a couple of boiled eggs and he lets out a blood-curdling scream as his entire face dribbles off his skull. That bit. Just awesome. He did Nazi that coming.
Whether it left you with nightmares for weeks or just had you repeatedly hitting the re-wind button, celebrate one of the greatest deaths in all of cinema history with the Melting Toht Candle. Thankfully this detailed replica won’t melt quite as fast so you can really savour the moment.
The original face-melting scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark for the sake of comparison:
images via Firebox
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The Schizophrenic Programmer Who Built an OS To Talk To God
Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Cuando llego el lunes al trabajo y empiezan a hablarme
- I WANT THE JUICE!!- YOU CANT HANDLE THE JUICE!!1! [via]
Paying Caesars Things Back To Caesar
Customer: “Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?”
Me: “Nope. Your total is $7.00.”
Customer: “I don’t pay non-believers.”
Me: “Well, it’s a good thing you’re paying [Delivery Company], then.”
Customer: “Do you know any commandments, you Satan worshipper?”
Me: “Thou Shalt Not Steal. Seven dollars, please.”
(Then he threw a $10 on the counter and left. Three bucks for Satan!)
November 23, 2014
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OH MAN. BAHFest videos coming soon.
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When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I’ll put...
TadeuSandman!!!
When the last living thing dies, my job is finished. I’ll put the chairs on tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave.
He’s the hero Thanksgiving needs. -knumbknuts
gotitforcheap: tepitome: For their single Blue Ice Swedish...
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For their single Blue Ice, Swedish band The Shout Out Louds sent fans a kit for making a record out of ice. Pour water into a silicon mold, freeze it, then play the record.
my new single dropping soon it’s a bunch of bees and you gotta put them into hives and get the honey out of them and then take that honey and mold it into a vinyl or some shit oh well pitchfork already told me i’m getting best new track