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12 Apr 16:01

Existential Bug Reports

ISSUE: If we wait long enough, the Earth will eventually be consumed by the Sun. WORKAROUND: None.
03 Apr 15:30

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Monastic

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30 Mar 20:07

10 Character Posters For American Gods

by Dan Wickline
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April 30th!

Bryan Fuller, showrunner for Starz adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods, has been posting new American Gods character posters to his Twitter account. We have Ricky Whittle as Shadow Moon, Ian McShane as Mr. Wednesday, Emily Browning as Laura Moon, Yetide Badaki as Bilquis, Crispin Glover as Mr. World, Peter Stormare as Czernobog, Orlando Jones as Mr. Nancy, Pablo Schreiber as Mad Sweeney, Bruce Langley as Technical Boy, and finally Kristin Chenoweth as Easter.

American Gods premieres on April 30th.

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10 Character Posters For American Gods

21 Mar 15:34

Vomiting Emoji

My favorite might be U+1F609 U+1F93F WINKING FACE VOMITING.
20 Mar 15:58

dailydris: First Official Poster for “The Dark Tower” (X)



dailydris:

First Official Poster for “The Dark Tower” (X)

20 Mar 15:32

Intel’s first Optane SSD: 375GB that you can also use as RAM

by Peter Bright

A 3D XPoint wafer. (credit: Intel)

Intel announced today the first Optane-branded product using its new 3D XPoint memory: the catchily named Intel Optane SSD DC P4800X. It's a 375GB SSD on a PCIe card. Initial limited availability starts today, for $1520, with broad availability in the second half of the year. In the second quarter, a 750GB PCIe model, and a 375GB model in the U.2 form factor will be released, and in the second half of the year, a 1.5TB PCIe card, and 750GB and 1.5TB U.2 stick, are planned.

3D XPoint is a new kind of persistent solid state memory devised by Intel and Micron. Details on how the memory actually works remain scarce—it's generally believed to use some kind of change in resistance to record data—but its performance characteristics and technical capabilities make it appealing for a wide range of applications.

When it was first announced in 2015, Intel claimed it would be 1,000 times faster than NAND flash, 10 times denser than DRAM, and 1,000 times better endurance than NAND, though without saying "faster at what" or "what kind of NAND" or anything like that. With the shipping product, these comparisons are now clearer, as one of Intel's slides make clear: 3D XPoint has about one thousandth the latency of NAND flash (or about ten times the latency of DRAM), and tens times the density of DRAM.

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17 Mar 18:15

Get ready for The Matrix reboot

by Annalee Newitz

Enlarge / Early versions of the Machines from The Animatrix. (credit: The Animatrix)

Blade Runner and Mad Max are back, so why not The Matrix? The Hollywood Reporter says sources have confirmed that Warner Bros is starting work on a reboot of The Matrix, and it even has a star in mind: Michael B. Jordan, who recently broke out as the star of Creed. Zak Penn (Alphas, X-Men: The Last Stand, The Incredible Hulk) is currently writing a treatment.

The Matrix was not expected to be a blockbuster when Warners released it in March 1999. At the time, writer/director siblings the Wachowskis were best known for an indie film noir called Bound about lesbian lovers plotting the ultimate crime. But the innovative camera effects (bullet time!) and futuristic originality of The Matrix blew audiences away, rocketing it to the fourth-highest box office on Earth that year. Who could forget badass Laurence Fishburne as Morpheus, offering the blue and red pills, or Carrie Ann Moss as Trinity, using nmap when she wasn't doing gun ballet. And then there was Keanu Reeves as Neo, downloading data over his brain port and intoning gravely, "I know kung-fu."

Though the sequels never lived up to the promise of the first film, the franchise was a game changer, influencing science fiction to this day. Everything from Inception to Mr. Robot owes something to the style and themes that the Wachowskis popularized. Plus, bullet time has forever left its mark on action scenes, both technologically and stylistically. Any time you see a fight scene that moves between fast and slow motion, viewed in 360 degrees, you are looking at a special effect that the Wachowskis invented.

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15 Mar 19:22

my pitch to Cartoon Network got rejected :(



my pitch to Cartoon Network got rejected :(

15 Mar 19:22

“You can’t be funny without being offensive!”

igraine-ohnefurcht:

animentality:

Um

“Functional, healthy family relationships can’t be funny! Only dysfunctional relationships where the family members despise each other can be hilarious!” 

UM

“Everything has to be edgy and dark and violent and push the line to be good!” 

If you genuinely believe that, then you’re not trying hard enough. 

“Stereotyping is necessary for comedy”

10 Mar 16:46

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10 Mar 15:55

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Capacity

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10 Mar 15:54

Hacking

The dump also contains a list of millions of prime factors, a 0-day Tamagotchi exploit, and a technique for getting gcc and bash to execute arbitrary code.
07 Mar 15:41

big data promises

by tomfishburne

Many organizations have pursued Big Data as a panacea. For years, there has been an implicit strategy to capture as much data as possible and then figure out what to do with all of it later.

Big Data has swelled beyond the capacity of data-driven marketers to make sense of it all. IBM estimates that 90% of the world’s data today was created in the last two years. Many companies have built large “data lakes” to capture larger and larger data sets without clear use cases in mind.

Gartner officially declared Big Data mainstream by removing it from their Hype Cycle. Yet they predict that in 2017, “60% of big data projects will fail to go beyond piloting and experimentation, and will be abandoned.”

As Big Data matures beyond the hype, organizations are re-evaluating how they approach it. Jascha Kaykas-Wolff, CMO at Mozilla, describes an interesting strategic shift from “Big Data” to “Lean Data”:

“For growth-minded companies, collecting customer data for the sake of collecting data is more risk than the rewards can usually justify. Instead, we should be looking for ways to collect less data and go lean. Why? Because our collection tools create expensive overhead and risks that are impacting the trust of our customers in a negative way…

“For the most part, compiling bigger and more complex sets of customer data will not lead to the big profit and marketshare breakthroughs that Big Data promises. Instead, we marketers must learn to live and think lean. The twin false gods of Big Data and MarTech will continue to encourage thousands of marketers to gather all the data they can wielding an ever-expanding arsenal of tools to sift through it all, with little discussion about whether the mad scramble to vacuum up customer info is worth the trouble, expense, and risk…

“I challenge the assumption that more data is always better. Rather, I say you can have too much of a good thing. And I call that sort of scrape-first think-later behavior lazy marketing.”

Here are a few other cartoons I’ve drawn about Big Data over the years.

Big Data”, January 2014

Big Data Analytics”, April 2014

07 Mar 15:40

Listening

Sure, you could just ask, but this also takes care of the host gift thing.
07 Mar 15:39

Cleverly Engineered Lego Bat Flaps Its Wings Just Like the Real Thing

by Andrew Liszewski on Sploid, shared by Beth Elderkin to io9

For being an amateur Lego enthusiast, Jason Allemann, of JK Brickworks, has created some masterfully-engineered toys made from nothing but plastic bricks. However, his partner, Kristal Dubois, might have just outdone him with a flying bat sculpture featuring some amazingly articulated wings.

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07 Mar 15:38

A magically levitating helicopter, courtesy of a camera frame rate trick

by Jason Kottke

When you perfectly match a video camera’s frame rate to the rotation of a helicopter’s rotors as it takes off, it looks like it’s magically floating away on the breeze. Here’s an older video of the same effect that I probably posted back in the day. Here’s an explanation of the effect:

Since each frame has to ensure the blade is in the same position as the last it therefore needs to be in sync with the rpm of the rotar blades. Shutter speed then needs to be fast enough to freeze the blade without too much motion blur within each frame.

Here the rotor has five blades, now lets say the rpm of the rotor is 300. That means, per rotation, a blade is in a specific spot on five counts. That gives us an effective rpm of 1500. 1500rpm / 60secs = 25.

Therefore shooting at 25fps will ensure the rotor blades are shot in the same position every frame. Each frame then has to be shot at a fast enough shutter speed to freeze the blade for minimal motion blur.

This is basically the same technique used by John Edmark for his strobe light sculptures.

Tags: flying   photography   video
07 Mar 15:37

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Requiem for a Dil

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It haunts me too. It haunts me too.

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06 Mar 18:15

Top 10 Services Google Killed Off

by Thorin Klosowski
Tadeu

#NeverForget

Google has a long history of introducing, then forgetting about, and finally officially killing off its products. Most recently, that included Google Spaces, a service that most of us never knew existed to begin with. Let’s take a tour of some of our favorite services Google’s killed off over the years.

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06 Mar 18:14

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Arbitrarily

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TWO! TWO! CALL ON ME! CALL ON MEEE!

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02 Mar 15:42

7 Signs of Tyranny As tyrants take control of democracies, they...



7 Signs of Tyranny

As tyrants take control of democracies, they typically do 7 things:

1. They exaggerate their mandate to govern – claiming, for example, that they won an election by a “landslide” even after losing the popular vote. They criticize any finding that they or co-conspirators stole the election. And they repeatedly claim “massive voter fraud” in the absence of any evidence, in order to have an excuse to restrict voting by opponents in subsequent elections.

2. They turn the public against journalists or media outlets that criticize them, calling them “deceitful” and “scum,” and telling the public that the press is a “public enemy.” They hold few, if any, press conferences, and prefer to communicate with the public directly through mass rallies and unfiltered statements (or what we might now call “tweets”).

3. They repeatedly lie to the public, even when confronted with the facts.  Repeated enough, these lies cause some of the public to doubt the truth, and to believe fictions that support the tyrants’ goals.

4. They blame economic stresses on immigrants or racial or religious minorities, and foment public bias or even violence against them. They threaten mass deportations, “registries” of religious minorities, and the banning of refugees.

5. They attack the motives of anyone who opposes them, including judges. They attribute acts of domestic violence to “enemies within,” and use such events as excuses to beef up internal security and limit civil liberties.

6. They appoint family members to high positions of authority. They ppoint their own personal security force rather than a security detail accountable to the public. And they put generals into top civilian posts.

7.They keep their personal finances secret, and draw no distinction between personal property and public property – profiteering from their public office.

Consider yourself warned.

24 Feb 16:01

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24 Feb 16:00

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24 Feb 15:58

Mentirinhas #1114

by Fábio Coala

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Hahaha ha ha… Peraí… Wilbor! WILBOR!! NOOOOOOoooo

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24 Feb 15:58

NASA Just Released Travel Posters For Our New Sister Solar System, And They’re Cool As Hell

by dmitry
Tadeu

Planet Hop :D


NASA/IoA/Amanda Smith

A few hours ago, NASA announced the discovery of a potentially habitable ‘Sister Solar System’ just 39 light-years away – boasting seven Earth-sized planets orbiting a star called TRAPPIST-1. These planets appear to be made of rock, have life-friendly surface temperatures, and some could potentially host liquid water, so NASA went ahead and created a whole bunch of travel posters and fan art of the coolest new place in the Universe for us to get all misty-eyed about.

More info: TRAPPIST-1 (h/t: sciencealert)


NASA/IoA/Amanda Smith

We’ve got a whole lot more to learn about the TRAPPIST-1 system – and a lot of speculation that will need to be backed up by more data – but holy crap, this is an incredible discovery. And NASA went all-out to mark the occasion, launching an entire website dedicated to our Sister Solar System, complete with travel posters, infographics, videos, and glimpses into the future of our investigations of TRAPPIST-1.


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24 Feb 15:50

cateringisalie: remembertodrinklotsofwater: ive been writing this program to keep track of when...

cateringisalie:

remembertodrinklotsofwater:

ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

#this could be poignant or a terrifying moment in a horror game really#either one

20 Feb 15:42

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Citations Needed

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20 Feb 15:42

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Anti-Theodicy

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I think you could do an entirely novel exegesis of the Old Testament based around this premise.

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20 Feb 15:41

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Abstract

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I think we can model your relationship by picking an arbitrary equation and setting all of its variables to zero.

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16 Feb 14:40

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16 Feb 14:40

greatfulldedd: pizzaismylifepizzaisking: ultrafacts: They...





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They are found only in certain areas of northern Mexico and the southwestern United States. Approximately 24-36 million years ago these areas were subjected to massive volcanic activity during the Tertiary Period. The fire agates were formed during this period of volcanism when hot water, saturated with silica and iron oxide, repeatedly filled cracks and bubbles in the surrounding rock.

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I bet if you put it in a fire it will hatch into a dragon