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02 Apr 01:08

About / Contact — Kahveology

by gguillotte
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oh god

breaking lurk to share that this took over the nice community bakery/coffee shop a few blocks from our house

I heard they were on some pseudoscience bullshit but it's next level

they have a coffee blend named "man yoga"

"If you are in the Portland, Oregon area, we will hand deliver orders of 10 bags or more for free to your gym."

"When do I drink my Rise and Grind to enhance my workout?"

We are Kahveology, a company dedicated to supplying athletes with high quality coffee grown at high altitudes to fuel their workouts and adventures. We source only mycotoxin free, Utz Kapeh certified coffee beans, which we roast in Portland, Oregon. We strongly believe that we have a social responsibility both locally and globally to improve the world around us. While we are serious about our coffee - and its effects on our bodies - our true passion is pushing ourselves physically and mentally while training in the gym and exploring the great outdoors. Weekend warriors and professional athletes alike are welcome to join us in our pursuit of performance, community, and great coffee.
31 Mar 02:33

foxnewsofficial:foxnewsofficial:i treat my body like a temple but i’m a 16th century calvinist 

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back into the hole

foxnewsofficial:

foxnewsofficial:

i treat my body like a temple but i’m a 16th century calvinist 

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31 Mar 03:05

revengeance:Gross-ass gamers will insist that their community...



revengeance:

Gross-ass gamers will insist that their community isn’t filled with blatant misogyny and overly-violent idiots, but even when the target of harrassment is a man, women are still involved in the threats.

31 Mar 03:22

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31 Mar 16:30

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01 Apr 18:39

Pinboard on Twitter: "For April Fool’s I like to remind everyone that the coding effort expended on Google pranks would have kept Google Reader alive indefinitely"

by overbey
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via overbey: "Pinboard guy is devastating."

25 Mar 18:03

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28 Mar 04:49

Can cocktails de-throne beer? - Yahoo Finance

by gguillotte
Beer is the undisputed king of alcohol, making up nearly half of the alcoholic beverage market. But one company is trying to help the cocktail make a comeback. And not just cocktails – which would be a somewhat easy feat, given that spirit sales are on the rise – but pre-made cocktails, which have traditionally been a sector of the alcoholic beverage market about as popular as non-alcoholic beer. The company is Austin Cocktails, and over the past three years they have developed four vodka based, pre-mixed cocktails using all-natural ingredients like mint, coconut water and agave. Several more, including a few tequila-based varieties, are currently in the approval process.
28 Mar 07:25

Archer Gang Gets "Dr. Shrinkered" On What Could Be Their Last Mission

by gguillotte
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Carrie Brownstein beat

That's about all the additional info they get once they arrive at the CIA's lab in New Mexico, where Slater nearly pummels Archer, who can't resist antagonizing him, to Cyril's annoyance ("Cyril ... are you jealous? I'm gonna make it up to you, buddy!" "Please don't.") A crisp female CIA scientist with a complicated name (and Carrie Brownstein's voice) makes sure everyone knows that "Dr. Kovacs and I are lovers" before revealing the vessel they'll be piloting through Kovacs' bloodstream: the Nereus, a submarine that more resembles a spaceship.
29 Mar 06:42

Prison Inmate Emails His Own Release Instructions To the Prison - Slashdot

by gguillotte
A fraudster used a mobile phone while inside a UK prison to email the prison a notice for him to be released. The prison staff then released him. The domain was registered in the name of the police officer investigating him, and its address was the court building. The inmate was in prison for fraud — he was originally convicted after calling several banks and getting them to send him upwards of £1.8 million.
30 Mar 01:04

Box Office: 'Home' Evicts 'Get Hard' With $54M Debut

by gguillotte
Animated family film Home easily topped the North American box office in its debut with $54 million from 3,708 theaters in a much-needed win for Jeffrey Katzenberg’s DreamWorks Animation. While many critics were hard on Home, audiences gave the music-infused film an A CinemaScore, guaranteeing good word of mouth. Home's voice cast includes Rihanna in her first turn in an animated film, Jennifer Lopez and Steve Martin.
31 Mar 01:25

WinBinder: The native Windows binding for PHP

by gguillotte
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what could possibly

rice_ball
rice_cracker
rice
ramen
stew
oden
dango
egg
bread
doughnut
custard
icecream
ice_cream
shaved_ice
birthday
cake
cookie
chocolate_bar
candy
lollipop
honey_pot
apple

WinBinder is an open source extension for PHP, the script programming language. It allows PHP programmers to easily build native Windows applications.
31 Mar 03:41

One NFL-to-Los Angeles scenario that's gaining steam has the Oakland Raiders moving to St. Louis - Yahoo Sports

by gguillotte
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lol

"Just my gut feeling," King told Patrick. "I think you get the Rams and the Chargers sharing a stadium that Kroenke will manage and own. And then I think you get the Raiders moving to St. Louis ... It just makes a lot of sense." King added that he doesn't see the Raiders getting a new stadium in Oakland and he doesn't know if the NFL wants the Raiders back in Los Angeles.
31 Mar 17:10

Furious 7 has no business being as good as it is - Vox

by gguillotte
Start with the film's globetrotting ways. The Middle East features camels and women strutting around to bumping, vaguely Arabic trap music. Tokyo is all neon glow and women strutting around to bumping, vaguely Asian trap music. There's not much the world can agree on in Furious 7, except for trap music. Every line is crafted as a nod to the ridiculousness of the franchise. In an early scene, Dom explains how he grew a racing festival from scratch. Naturally, the racing event is called "Race Wars" and features a cameo from rapper Iggy Azalea. Race wars, Iggy Azalea, and Vin Diesel — this is all in the film's first 20 minutes.
31 Mar 21:15

Trevor Noah on Twitter: "Often, people who can do, don’t because they’re afraid of what people that can’t do will say about them doing."

by gguillotte
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his pinned tweet

Often, people who can do, don’t because they’re afraid of what people that can’t do will say about them doing.
01 Apr 18:37

Read Patton Oswalt's Twitter defense of Trevor Noah — in 54 tweets - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
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occasional reminder that Patton Oswalt is a "nice guy"

Patton Oswalt has joined the chorus of fellow comedians coming to the defense of Trevor Noah in the wake of a backlash over controversial jokes found on the future "Daily Show" host's Twitter feed.
01 Apr 18:31

2 dead in Downtown Fresno medical office shooting | Watch the video - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
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the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun

Fresno Police have confirmed that a man and woman are dead after a domestic incident at a medical office near Mariposa and S Street in Downtown Fresno. The shooter was an estranged boyfriend or husband of the female victim.
30 Mar 00:00

Content Manager, Comics

by invoices@scribd.com
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Huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh look emojis two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands two_women_holding_hands

Scribd is looking to add to its editorial team with a comics editorial assistant to help our team develop and maintain our new comics vertical. You’ll help organize and maintain our library of comics, highlighting the best content and expressing Scribd’s ...
Employer: Scribd
Location: San Francisco
Posted: 03/30/2015
01 Apr 00:00

Festival of Faith and Writing Administrative Director

Calvin College seeks an Administrative Director to plan, coordinate, and implement the biennial Festival of Faith and Writing. Responsibilities include the management of all administrative affairs related to the Festival. Strong candidates will have skill...
Employer: Calvin College
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
Posted: 04/01/2015
28 Mar 16:46

Alps crash pilot told ex 'everyone will know my name' - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
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terrorist

The 26-year-old woman, identified only as Maria W., recalled in an interview with the mass-circulation Bild daily how Andreas Lubitz told her: "One day I'm going to do something that will change the whole system, and everyone will know my name and remember." "I never knew what he meant by that but now it makes sense," it quoted the "shocked" flight attendant as saying, adding the remark repeatedly ran through her head after hearing about Tuesday's air disaster.
26 Mar 07:29

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BACK INTO THE HOLE i GO



26 Mar 00:00

Executive Editor- Disney Consumer Products

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'manage the editorial development, list planning and oversight of the editorial team for core Disney properties including Disney Princess, Classic Characters, Pixar, Disney Junior, and others. The position edits approximately 8 books a year'

Sorry: the word "synergistically" is used unironically

The Executive Editor, Disney Press is based in NYC or Glendale CA, and works with the Associate Publisher, Editorial Director to manage the editorial development, list planning and oversight of the editorial team for core Disney properties including Disne...
Employer: Disney
Location: New York, NY
Posted: 03/26/2015
20 Mar 00:41

Farming Simulator 15 brings serious farm simulation to consoles in May

by Michael McWhertor
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OK ThOR. I'm shared out. Time for a real capital-S Sharebattical.

The good news is it's because I've managed a freelance trifecta of layout, editing, and game design jobs, all starting right about... a week ago with deadlines between April 14 and May 4.

Enjoy this vacation!

Giants Software's Farming Simulator series is making the jump to new consoles this year, with versions of Farming Simulator 15 bound for PlayStation 4 and Xbox One, as well as PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. The new-generation versions of the game will come with online multiplayer and a brand new graphics and physics engine.

Farming Simulator 15 will let players farm across North America on a new Nordic environment, using more than 140 farming machines, including new vehicles that are exclusive to consoles, the publisher says. This year's farming sim will include more than 40 famous farm equipment manufacturers, including some obvious favorites like New Holland, Ponsse, Deutz-Fahr, MAN and more. Also included are cows.

You can see how Farming Simulator 15 looks on new consoles in the gallery below. And if you're wondering what type of player goes for realistic farming sims, check out Polygon's interview with Giants Software.

The Windows PC version of Farming Simulator 15 was released for Windows PC in October 2014.

20 Mar 00:05

'Exclusively for white people' stickers put on Austin stores - Yahoo News

by gguillotte
Employees at several Austin businesses have found stickers saying "exclusively for white people" placed on their windows, sparking an investigation into their origin and condemnation from the mayor. Mayor Steve Adler said the stickers discovered Wednesday morning were "an appalling and offensive display of ignorance in our city." The stickers also say "Maximum of 5 colored customers / colored BOH staff accepted," apparently referring to the "back of house" operations at a restaurant. They featured a city of Austin logo and claimed to be "sponsored by the City of Austin Contemporary Partition and Restoration Program," though no such program exists. The city has said the use of its logo was unauthorized.
19 Mar 16:33

Reed College Professor Bans Student From Class For His Views On Rape

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headline is such horseshit that even the redditors in the thread call it horseshit

kid is a professional troll who got tossed by the professor _and a unanimous vote of all the classmates_ from a discussion seminar because he's a rampant MRA dickbag

19 Mar 16:17

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19 Mar 13:52

Michael Dukakis Still Drives Old Tank Everywhere

Michael Dukakis Still Drives Old Tank Everywhere






19 Mar 19:49

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19 Mar 20:40

Subterranean Lava Tubes Should Be Stable Enough For Future Moon Bases

by George Dvorsky
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yay!

Scientists speculate that massive underground cavities may exist under the lunar surface. And it turns out these so-called "lava tubes" should also be safe enough for a future moon base, according researchers presenting at this week's 46th Lunary and Planetary Conference in Texas.

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19 Mar 14:40

Here's How This Ancient Mayan Pyramid Makes Bird Calls

by Esther Inglis-Arkell
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BIRBAMID


Kukulkan Temple, at the Chichen Itza archaelogical site in Mexico, isn't just an impressive architectural achievement. It also uses physics to make bird calls. That's right, a stone temple has the ability to mimic the sounds a local bird. Let's see the pyramids at Giza do that!

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