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04 Aug 23:24

a-shadyqueeen: pilotnextdoor: mssfaithh: theethird: saidmelbe...





















a-shadyqueeen:

pilotnextdoor:

mssfaithh:

theethird:

saidmelbelle:

#IfHogwartsWasAnHBCU

AYE THAT’S ME UP THERE LOL (THIRDEYESQUINTS)

That twist out one tho ! Lmaoo

The wand one killed me!

The baddest witch lol

04 Aug 16:49

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bernot

Ben Franklin, Satanic Thelemite



04 Aug 17:31

fairywodger: inbox: “go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases...

fairywodger:

inbox:

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

04 Aug 17:44

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04 Aug 18:03

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04 Aug 14:20

Hail Haploa clymene: The upside-down cross moth. The most METAL of all moths!


 
We’re all familiar with the creepy Death’s-head Hawkmoth from its appearance in the 1991 thriller

04 Aug 15:45

Indignant woman, Paris, 1948

by John VE
bernot

art butt got me like

Photo by Robert Doisneau.

04 Aug 03:24

In the words of young Germans, just 'merkeln'

by Jules Johnston
bernot

' “merkeln” means to be unable to take decisions or give your own opinions and can be used to describe someone who just stays there without doing anything.'

wunderbar

Angela Merkel inspires German dictionary manufacturer's youth word of 2015.
04 Aug 02:59

spazzyena: pipitstrelle: oh my god i have to draw you oh my...



spazzyena:

pipitstrelle:

oh my god i have to draw you

oh my god

Pants-Cat

03 Aug 17:42

gamegrrl: did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys...













gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

03 Aug 13:24

televandalist: Everyday



televandalist:

Everyday

03 Aug 23:10

thepoliticalfreakshow: “Reasons.” Police Violence. America.



thepoliticalfreakshow:

“Reasons.” Police Violence. America.

03 Aug 12:52

Koch compares agenda with civil rights movement

bernot

fuck this guy

Charles Koch compared his political network’s effort to reduce government regulation to the American revolution and the civil rights movement, The Washington Post reports. Koch, chairman and CEO of Wichita-based Koch Industries Inc., told donors at a California gathering that Americans are motivated by the issue of justice. “Look at the American revolution, the anti-slavery movement, the women’s suffrage movement, the civil rights movement,” he said. “All of these struck a moral chord…
03 Aug 21:12

creepingmuse: mewbutts: internetexplorers: when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of...

creepingmuse:

mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

We believe the dark glasses may be a sign that the deceased wished to hide their guilty eyes from St. Peter, who guarded the gates of heaven. Their true ritualistic use is unknown. 

03 Aug 19:44

dontbeanassharry: aroacelukeskywalker: nursenotes: 1. Fist:...



dontbeanassharry:

aroacelukeskywalker:

nursenotes:

1. Fist: Make a fist around the epi-pen, don’t place your thumb/fingers over either end

2. Flick the blue cap off

3. Fire. Press down into the outer thigh (the big muscle in there), hold for 10 seconds before removing (the orange cap will cover the needle). Bare skin is best but the epi-pen will go through clothing. Avoid pockets and seams. 

- Ring an ambulance even if everything seems to be fine!

Oh my god.
So as someone who has to carry an epipen EVERYWHERE I am so happy to see that there’s an info post about them.
Like in the extreme case that I can’t inject myself, somebody else would have to do it, but nobody knows how to do it! Thank you, this may just save my life some day.

Don’t be wimpy about it, either. I know friends who are like, “but idk if I could stab you with a needle!” Please stab me with the needle, don’t be hesitant about it.

In my case (I can’t speak for all allergies), an epi buys me 20 minutes of breathing to get to the hospital. It is not a magic bullet, it’s a few critical minutes to help get me where I need to go.

03 Aug 20:04

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03 Aug 18:30

mercurialistheather: I AM THE PRINCESS KING Find your way!



mercurialistheather:

I AM THE PRINCESS KING

Find your way!

03 Aug 14:19

Masturbator of puppets: The anatomically correct GG Allin marionette

bernot

TW puppet peen

GG Allin marionette
GG Allin marionette
 
There are entirely too many times during the day that while doing important “research” for DM, I audibly utter the words “I can’t.” However, after learning of the existence of a GG Allin marionette, I wasn’t even able to muster a sound in...

03 Aug 19:18

cursedkennedy: jaanfe: bridjett: bellpincher: shit, calm...





cursedkennedy:

jaanfe:

bridjett:

bellpincher:

shit, calm down donna

THIRSTY.

A mess!!! Donna he is a cartoon mascot!!

Im donna

03 Aug 17:23

eery-xyz: celestial-fruits:Not sure how to finish this...

bernot

artcatte



eery-xyz:

celestial-fruits:

Not sure how to finish this painting…

it looks like the cat is shyly showing off its art. Which is nice.

03 Aug 17:00

Fonda, 22“I love wearing pieces with a story: pieces that remind...



Fonda, 22

“I love wearing pieces with a story: pieces that remind me of what I have done, where I have been, or of my loved ones. Now I’m wearing a skirt that I found at the Fruitvale BART station while waiting for a friend so that we could go to a woman’s studio to dance with her snakes, a top that used to be owned by a belly dancer, earrings that my lover found at the flea market, a necklace that I made with bones from an owl pellet, and Docs because every lady needs a pair of kick-ass boots.”

Jul 24, 2015 ∙ The Mission
03 Aug 14:31

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Profits and Process

by admin@smbc-comics.com

Hovertext: This comic officially not in relation to anything.


New comic!
Today's News:

 Tickets for BAHFest East are now on sale!

These tickets have sold out early every year so far, and the student tickets (available to students from any university) usually sell out very quickly. So, if you want to guarantee a spot, and see people like Rosemary Mosco, Abby Howard, and Max Tegmark, please book soon!

03 Aug 12:32

Janis Joplin's high school yearbook photo, 1960

by John VE
03 Aug 13:03

effyeahnerdfighters: (via mylonelysoul)

03 Aug 02:59

the gothest sentence in existence

03 Aug 11:04

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31 Jul 23:15

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02 Aug 15:26

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02 Aug 15:00

Swat

by Ryan Pagelow

Swat

ThumbHapiBuni36

Check out today’s comic on Webtoon.

31 Jul 00:54

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