Rafaelh.souza

dollsahoy:

derinthemadscientist:

mister-boss:

fake-tumlbr:

vice-of-virtue:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

• use tools
• Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
• Have huge brains for birds
• like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
• They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
• they are scary smart at solving puzzles
• some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
• they can remember faces
• SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
• They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 

YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW!
Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.

well, feeling the need for entertainment also kinda indicates intelligence, so. 

btw i have seen them playing in the snow for no reason many times. i loved it when they found a slope covered entirely in ice and started sliding down it together repeatedly.

I want 30 crow friends. How do I attract them to my house?

Give them food. Boom, crow friends.

My Mom once wanted to decorate the orchard kinda like a fairly land, which involved one spot of iridescent glass marbles scattered around a statue at the base of a tree.  A few months later, we discovered that the local crows had been picking up the shiny marbles and poking them into holes in a nearby dead tree.

"Pbbbthhhh." (photo via florafaunadinnerl)

ranchdepressing:

benepla:

the dog gradient:

the dog gradient

the dogg, radiant

Wouldn’t you like to sink down in the recliner, all wrapped up in a blanket with this one? Right now?

(Reddit.)

(photo via USQuestioner)

I can’t help having luxurious, full-bodied fur. I owe it all to nature — and to DogPoo™, the shampoo made just for dogs. I DogPoo once a day, to keep my coat silky-soft, with the unique fragrance only DogPoo can provide.

Via Reddit.

Graceful little guys
With not a care in the world
Just need some red juice

(We’ve done Haiku Humsters before! Photos seen on Claycord.com by Charles at CSK Photography.)

You have :25 seconds to decide.

pettyartist:

homoschedule:

donnysoldier:

BIRDS DONT EVEN HAVE EYEBROWS

THEN EXPLAIN THIS

A-HEM

(via bc-ifeel-likeit)

Literally the two best things on earth.

Nuthin’ but. (From the Gorgeous Goldens Twitter.)

pinstripebindi:

paisleyasfuck:

erikaehm:

umokaywhat:

laurenmorrill:

I don’t know why, but I find this delightful

I can give you a good reason

THAT AMIGURUMI SKILL THO

Wow

[I’d SWEAR I’ve seen you somewhere before. Maybe the park last Saturday afternoon? You never hang around, though. If it gets sunny outside, you tend to disappear.]

(DP&F.)

…it’s time to unwind. Kick back, have a Weight Watchers Giant Fudge Bar (try them, they’re fantastic) and watch Apollo The Cockatiel play peek-a-boo.

Wait. What?

(The Squid.)

(photos via alan_thedog)

If that isn’t enough, don’t you like how the paws seem to just….kinda curl over? Kinda just…fold? You know if you pick one up and rub it against your cheek, it’ll me all MMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Are we right? Of course we are.

“This is Olivia, America’s Next Puppy Top Model,” says Erynn W.

(via tastefullyoffensive:video)

sixpenceee:

Each September the Alaskan wood frogs freeze. Two-thirds of their body water turns to ice. If you picked them up, they would not move. If you bent one of their legs, it would break. Their hearts stop beating, their blood no longer flows and their glucose levels sky rocket. BUt then during the spring, they thaw out and return to normal. (Source)