
(image via nightowljrm)

You win this round cheese
actually that is a rectangle cheese
[oxford comma laughing in the distance]
[vocative comma wondering what oxford comma thinks it’s doing here]
I already reblogged this for the pun but I’m reblogging again for the sick punctuation banter
it’s wild times on tumblr tonight
A skewed but accurate synopsis of the film The Wizard of Oz makes the main character of Dorothy sound like a serial killer. The description was written in 1998 by Rick Polito for the listing of a television airing of the film that ran in The Marin Independent Journal.
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.
Oh snap
shots fired
but not by the pizza guy
OH