Where ELSE would you find Sheep wearing Santa Hats? Nowhere else, that’s where!
“Hello, you posted some photos of Missy wearing her Bob The Builder outfit for Halloween, i was wondering if you would like to see her and her pals getting festive?” -Carol B.
real historia;
string sender;
sender = "dalvan bevilaqua";
Programador: Amor, você está perto do computador?
Esposa: Estou…
Programador: Preciso de um favor… Vai lá no botão iniciar, no campo de texto e digita: “T-E-A-M”…
Esposa: T-E A-M
Programador: Isso, “T-E-A-M”…
Esposa: T-E A-M
Esposa: ♥♥ Ai, amor… Fala logo, é pra escrever “Te amo”, né? ♥♥
Programador: Não, é “TeamViewer”… Eu preciso acessar o computador aí de casa…
Esposa: PLOFT!
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Camiseta: Me dá a chave para eu acessar o seu coração
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This is MY BALL and it belongs to me and it is mine and also I own it and you may not take MY BALL from me and I shall maintain a vigilant watch on MY BALL at all times to protect MY BALL from zombies and ghosts and evil bunny slippers and…
“He fell asleep with the ball in his mouth,” explains Redditor iBleeedorange.
With Lil’ Drac on hiatus, leave it to Adam at the Wakaleo Animal Channel to hit us up with some Bonkers Bebeh Bat Burritos.
FAVE FRAME™!
[*Note: We’ve got another pair of C.O. Calendars to give away..coming up at the top of next hour…stand by! -Ed.]
It’s the latest craze- sometimes it’s hard to keep up, right? The new fad is to hold a little hand-drawn pair of eyes in front of your kitteh’s face, then take the photo. Just another day, in The Big J.
As seen on Bored Panda.
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This is without question THE Cutest Thing You are gonna see today. From BUNS to KITTEHS, we’ve got ALL the QTE Bases Covered.
As seen on Bored Panda.
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*Update, 3:05pm PT: “Fleas Navidad” wins a pair of 2015 C.O. Calendars for Jasper’s Hoomin. No worries, though- yet ANOTHER contest comes up at 4pm PT!
Cyber Monday continues, and the Intertubes show no signs of cooling off. Wanna win a pair of 2015 C.O. Calendars? Just leave a great headline for this image in the comments section. We’ll pick our favorite at 3pm (PT) to win a pair! And this isn’t the last pair, either. Get busy!
(Image from somewhere out on the Nets. Wish I could say, “From my living room.”)
From here, looks like he did a pretty good job, eh?
From Buzzfeed.
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i DID actually while i was looking up owls a while back oh MAN they have incredible faces, like some kinda confused ghost who ended up in a bird and now just has to live with it
looks like they come in lesser and greater sooty flavors, and theyre both pretty similar except for their sizes (about 43 cm for the greater, 37 for the lesser)
theyre like someone took a barn owl and just lowered the brightness, threw some speckles in there, made their eyes a direct portal to the infinite nightmarish abyss, called it a day
the YOUNG SOOTY OWLS on the other hand dont even look like real animals. they look like someone made a dodo out of felt and accidentally left it in a dryer. owls are great
I NEVER WANT THIS POST TO END
SAME
the second pic of the elephant and dog though. holy crap that’s graceful
This is Gizzy! She is a “Peach Head Caique Parrot,” and is available for adoption at the Mickaboo Companion Bird Rescue in San Jose! (Had to get one more Beak/Nose in before Beakvember Nosevember wraps up tonight!) Photos by The Furrtographer, of course.
But you knew that.
Acordei com a triste notícia da morte de Roberto Bolaños 
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[I feel SOOOOOO Blorpy. More so than usual. I’m off tomorrow. You guys have fun at the mall. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.]
(A Grey Seal at the Lincolnshire Wildlife Trust’s Donna Nook nature reserve in Grimsby, England; Dan Kitwood, Getty Images; Seen on SFGate by Smedley.)
This is like installing Windows on a Mac.
I am physically required to reblog this or my heart will stop beating.
oh my god
(I am three years old. My mother has just come back from a business trip. My father warns her that I did not take her absence well. She walks into the living room to find Barbie with her arms and legs missing, stuck inside a wooden toy cabin.)
Mom: “What is this?”
Me: “It’s a mommy who can’t leave!”
(She didn’t go on business trips for a long time after that.)
