Rafaelh.souza

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

by neverping

[We’re just actin’ like a couple o’ Turkeys! WAIT! We’re-NOT-TURKEYS! Just wanna be clear on that.]

(Reddit.)

[@cuteoverloads]

[And then once in awhile, I’ll jump down and climb on top of your head! Whadya’ say ’bout that!]

And, well, just because it fits the theme-

Me, I’m kinda fifty-fifty on the matter. Could go this way or that. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Neither fish nor fowl…

Via Silversnow

Amid the glitter and excess of New York’s nightlife scene, no venue was more exclusive than Manhattan’s Kennel 54. Located in the alley behind Studio 54, it admitted only the top dogs, who waited expectantly behind the velvet rope.

Via RD_Elsie.

Meet the Ruff.

thesamanthifer:

best-of-memes:

I can show you the world

dead

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More PROD3000.

[tedbrogan]

So of course he has to be British, correct? Veddy good, sah. “This is my mini dachshund Bentley, took this picture in his winter hoodie before we took him out for a walk. Keeps his little chest dry, being a low rider and all.” -Hannah M., Swindon, UK.

By day, mild-mannered Hugh Manatee glides unnoticed among the krill, sturgeon, and trout going about their business in Aquaburg. But whenever sea life is threatened by injustice, whenever a shrimp cries out in terror, whenever bacon and tomato feel lonely and incomplete, Hugh Manatee becomes… The Lettuce Avenger!

Columbus Zoo photo spotted by Carly Brooke of The Featured Creature.

paige-forsyth:

coffee-tea-and-sympathy:

Alicja Zmyslowska is a pet photographer based in Poland that takes incredibly vibrant and lively portraits of dogs for a living.

this is the only dog reblog you will ever need

ruthannereid:

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

you don’t understand the miracle this goose is NICE

So true. :)

Ben #1, 2014. Photo © Kevin Horan.

Sherlock #2, 2012. Ella #1, 2014. Photos © Kevin Horan.

Carl #1. Photos © Kevin Horan.

Xantippe #1. Lizzie #1. Photo © Kevin Horan.

Jake #1, 2012. Photo © Kevin Horan.

Sydney #3. Xenia #1. Photos © Kevin Horan.

Mr. Beasley #1, 2014. Photo © Kevin Horan.

Briede #1. Honey #3. Photos © Kevin Horan.

Honey #1, 2014. Photo © Kevin Horan.

When it comes to fancy studio portraits of pets, it’s no surprise people are willing to hire photographers for loving photos of their cats and dogs, we’ve even seen cameras thoughtfully trained on chickens and exotic snakes, but commercial photographer Kevin Horan decided it was high time for an artistically neglected group of barnyard animals to step into the spotlight: goats and sheep. In 2007, Horan moved from Chicago to Whidbey Island, Washington where he approached a neighbor about photographing one of his sheep. The neighbor agreed and his portrait series Chattel was born.

Lately, Horan photographs mostly sheep and goats from the New Moon Farm Goat Rescue in Arlington, WA, where he sets up a portable studio and works with assitants to achieve surprisingly emotive and humorous portraits that reveal the subtle personality of each animal. The wildly popular series was selected in Photolucida’s Critical Mass Top 50 for 2014, and one of the photos was acquired by the Santa Barbara Museum of Art. Prints are available upon request. (via Slate, PetaPixel)

grayace-blog:

did that raven just get kissed and then fall over blushing.

Ravens in the snow again…

reflectionsofghosts:

free-parking:

Xu Bing — Tian Shu (Book from the Sky), 1987-1991

Tian Shu is comprised of a display of books spread in a large rectangle across the ground, above which voluptuous scrolls unroll in long, pregnant arcs. The books—four hundred of them—are handmade with reverential adherence to the standards of traditional Ming dynasty fonts, bookbinding, typesetting and stringing techniques. 

To make them, Xu painstakingly carved Chinese characters into square woodblocks, in just the way his ancient printing predecessors would have done, had them typeset and printed, and the printed pages mounted and bound into books and scrolls.

Yet, there’s the astonishing, Borgesian catch: out of the three or four thousand Chinese characters used in these volumes and scrolls, not a single one of them is a real Chinese character. They are made up of recognizable radicals and typical atomic components of Chinese characters, but Xu laboured to ensure that while they all retain the unmistakable look of Chinese script, they are all, so to speak, nonsense. They do not exist in any dictionary, and do not mean anything. Chinese speakers and non-Chinese speakers alike approach the books with the same sense of wonder at their beauty, and the same sense of incomprehension at their content. It’s a piece of art whose meaning is to be found in its meaninglessness. (via)

My kind of asshole.

Crows playing in the snow

Hacker

Mr. McSkunkersons wanted to make sure we got his schnozzle in for Nosevember- we gotcha, little man!

(Pinterest/Amanda O’Dell.)