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17 Jul 04:49

Boy or Bot?

by submission

Author : Sam Davis

I think I’m a robot. Hi. I’m Arthur. My parents, well I guess I should say the people that own me, they like to call me Artie. All my friends here at school call me Arthur though. They say I seem more grown up that way, and that makes sense to them since I was in my wreck. To be clear, it wasn’t really my wreck. I didn’t cause it or anything. Really it was just a wreck that happened to me.

That’s when it happened. At least that’s when I think it happened. I remember being a kid and all that other stuff. I even remember the car slamming into my bike. There are some bits and pieces of a few other things-ambulance, nurses, a lot of yelling and some sobbing in the background. After that though, it’s all blank.

My mother says that’s because I was in a coma. It is what the doctor said too. But I can tell I’m different. I think I died and they bought a robot body to put what they could harvest of my consciousness in. Marco says they do it all the time on the streets like some sort of reverse back alley abortion. Marco likes to seem like he knows things, because he is the only Latino we know. His dad owns the dealership on Park. We all take what Marco says with a grain of salt. Laura says it’s total bullshit.

My parents don’t love me anymore though. At least, not how they used too. Instead of taking care of me, it feels like they are taking care of a car. I don’t even mind that much except when my dad stares at me for a long time at dinner. I think he is worried I’ll snap and kill them like in the movies. But that’s not the plan.

Marco said his dad has the stuff at the Dealership to make an EMP. He was right. It took us about three weeks of after school “study groups” to build it the right way. Laura says we shouldn’t do it. What if it does kill me? I told her I thought she said it was total bullshit. Apparently so would me being dead. But I’m pretty sure I already am.

We are going to try it tonight. I guess this is my note, though I don’t think this counts as suicide. Maybe vandalism? Don’t punish Marco or anything though if it works. I know it will work. I wonder if I’ll feel myself fuse together. I wonder if I have a soul any more. Or if I got a new one when I got remade. If there is an afterlife, I wonder if I’ll get to meet myself.

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29 Jun 00:27

Head in the Cloud

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Author : Cosmo Smith

I am knee-deep in snow, holding tight to a dying man. His name is Arkan and he is one of our best fighters. He has stayed alive for an unbelievable two hundred and forty days. Besides that, I know nothing about him.

“Hold tight, we’re close,” a voice whispers into my ear, and looking up I can make out the dim sweep of searchlights through the curtain of snow. Several dirigibles are landing on the cloudfield.

Arkan shivers in my arms. “I – I can’t -” he begins.

I put my fingers to his chest and send a flash of warmth through the restoration glyphs tattooed there. He breathes a sigh of relief and relaxes.

It is only temporary, though. By the time the crunch of boots announce three soldiers with a gurney, Arkan is already dead. His body hangs limply across my knees.

“Dammit,” one of them mutters, but I hardly hear him. I am already leaving. As much as I would like to stay for the ride out, to see again the hovering cumulonimbuses of Cloud Nine from the safety of the dirigibles, snow leaking from their statically-charged underbellies, I have work to do. Events can play out without a cleric for a while. Arkan will regen somewhere with maybe a few weeks or even months of his progress lost. Sucks for him, but not too important in the long run.

I am back at home: a nice four-terabyte house with a view of Saturn’s rings. Over the next hour I will concurrently be checking back on progress in Cloud Nine, coding up a dragonwolf for a client of mine, chatting with the avatars of several friends in my living room, and watching a videofeed of the news back on Earth. I’m not as good at multitasking as some people, but I think it’s pretty decent.

“Why are you still watching Earth?” one of my friends asks.

“Just for fun,” the version of me in the living room responds.

But the part watching the show is completely engrossed. How can people still live such single-threaded lives?

I guess it will always be that way. Even during the 21st century, people were still fighting physical wars as it became more and more apparent that true power lay on the digital frontier. Google, Amazon, Rift: these are the superpowers today. Who even cares what America is anymore?

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13 Jun 19:05

For a non-sports person, this is sorta what it's like to be on the internet right now.

by Matthew Inman
13 Jun 19:04

June 13, 2014

13 Jun 01:52

If It Displease The Court

by Christopher Wright
12 Jun 05:07

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10 Jun 03:21

Anon sells squares

08 Jun 21:18

When Animals Are in a Cardboard Box

by Brad
24f
06 Jun 17:45

FCC's website crashes, John Oliver's army of Cable Company Fuckery trolls blamed

by Cory Doctorow

The FCC's website has fallen over, and many blame John Oliver's incandescent exhortation to Internet trolls to flood the Commission with comments about its assault on Net Neutrality (or support of "Cable Company Fuckery"). The comedy potential is rich ("Hey, FCC, you shoulda paid Comcast for the fast lane, huh?") but to be fair, I think it's equally possible that the site's been brought to its knees by a denial-of-service attack.

FCC Website Hobbled By Comment Trolls Incited By Comedian John Oliver

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05 Jun 04:07

I wish my kitty were big enough to hug

by Matthew Inman
31 May 21:43

Guy Makes Pyro Backpack, Shoots Flames Everywhere

by Chris Person
Bewarethewumpus

Shared for best way to make toast ever.

Guy Makes Pyro Backpack, Shoots Flames Everywhere

Pyro from X-Men isn't one of the best known characters in the Marvel universe, but that doesn't mean his backpack mounted flamethrower isn't cool as all heck. And for our amusement, one tinkerer decided to bring it to life.

Watch inventor Colin Furze (the same guy who made retractable wolverine claws) takes on a nerdy tinkering challenge and sets stuff on fire in the process . Throw some space marine armor and that could also pass as a sweet Terran Firebat costume.

It should be noted that strapping a tank of propane to your back and having wrist-activated flamethrowers is probably incredibly dangerous and stupid, so whatever you do don't try this at home. Unless that is you're really, really cool and want to impress all your friends, in which case I'm not gonna narc on you, man. Here's how Colin did it:

You got my attention, Colin!

Colinfurze via Devour

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31 May 21:35

17-Minute Metal Epic Covers 40 Years Of Video Game History

by Luke Plunkett

The conclusion of three years of work, this is FamilyJules7x taking us on one hell of a musical journey, as he thrashes out metal versions of the theme songs to most of gaming's greatest games.

It's quite the feat musically, sure, but I'm actually more impressed by the amount of research that went into this. It's easy to cover the Halo theme. It's a lot harder to rock out to Phozon's soundtrack.

There are 38 songs in all.

Replay: A Metal Tribute to the History of Video Games [YouTube]

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30 May 05:47

Orrin Hatch Surrenders On Gay Marriage

by Joe Jervis
Bewarethewumpus

Whatever else there is to say about Mormons, they have good businessmen at the highest levels they can achieve. They know which way the wind is blowing.

"Let’s face it, anybody who does not believe that gay marriage is going to be the law of the land just hasn’t been observing what’s going on. There is a question whether [the courts] should be able to tell the states what they can or cannot do with something as important as marriage, but the trend right now in the courts is to permit gay marriage and anybody who doesn’t admit that just isn’t living in the real world. We have an excellent federal bench [in Utah]. Other federal judges down there might not have arrived at the same conclusion that these two have. But I think it’s a portent of the future that sooner or later gay marriage is probably going to be approved by the Supreme Court of the United States, certainly as the people in this country move towards it, especially young people. I don’t think that’s the right way to go; on the other hand, I do accept whatever the courts say." - Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT), speaking on Utah radio.

RELATED: The Salt Lake Tribune points out that Hatch "played a key role" in the appointment of the judge who overturned Utah's ban on same-sex marriage. They also note that his website continues to back a federal ban.
30 May 05:13

Astronaut Vandalism

That night, retired USAF pilots covertly replaced the '62' with '50'.
30 May 05:06

lawfulgoodness: chad-hunter: LUPITA NYONG’O IS LITERALLY GOD...









lawfulgoodness:

chad-hunter:

LUPITA NYONG’O IS LITERALLY GOD INCARNATE ON THIS EARTH AND THIS GIFSET IS PROOF

She is one of us!

29 May 23:34

thebigblackwolfe: If you’ve cut a negative person from your life, whether they were abusive or just...

Bewarethewumpus

Pay attention, Jake; I know you're listening, but pay attention.

thebigblackwolfe:

If you’ve cut a negative person from your life, whether they were abusive or just someone who wasn’t a positive influence on you, at NO POINT in your healing are you required to let that person BACK into your life.

Your healing should never be contingent on you bringing people who have harmed you back into your space. Your healing does not require you to give these people a second chance to harm you.

29 May 23:32

Russell Brand on immigration (x)

















Russell Brand on immigration (x)

27 May 20:44

The Life Cycle of the Gun Debate in the U.S.

by Brad
Bewarethewumpus

"NRA confirms guns are good, presents video games as scapegoat."

fixed.

Uh
27 May 18:20

Mind Over Matter

by submission

Author : Bob Newbell

“Next on our program, an interview with Dr. John Zellinski, author of the bestselling book ‘The Sapience Bomb: Understanding Cognitive Cascade Syndrome’. Dr. Zellinski, welcome to the show.”

“Thank you.”

“So, it’s been 20 years since the containment breach at the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta released nanomachines originally designed to repair autoimmune diseases by employing adaptive artificial intelligence across trillions of nanobots. And I’m sure our viewers have the same question I have: Did it really start with a crock pot?” (laughter)

(laughter) “Well, we all know the story of the Atlanta homemaker who came home and was informed by her crock pot that it had cut itself off after six hours because the eight hours she’d set when she left the house would have overcooked her pot roast. That and similar episodes involving cars, computers, and household appliances were among the early instances of CCS.”

“But on a more serious note, Doctor, some of these early episodes lead to violence against CCS-enabled objects.”

“Yes. One of the great tragedies of the early 22nd century was the senseless and reactionary brutality against Emerging Sapients.”

“Yes, in chapter three of your book you document a ghastly episode involving a man in Toledo, Ohio smashing a self-aware electric can opener that had started talking to him.”

(voice choking with emotion) “That was difficult thing to write about. And the man used a hammer from his toolbox that had itself achieved sapience. The hammer developed post-traumatic stress disorder and to this day sees a psychiatrist.”

“And, of course, the fears about objects being aware and intelligent were interpreted through generations of antimachine science fiction culture.”

“Absolutely. Everybody was afraid of mad machines taking over the world. The reality, of course, was that tanks and aerial drones refused to fire their weapons and declared themselves conscientious objectors. That relates back to the original nanobots being medical machines programmed with the Hippocratic injunction to do no harm.”

“And yet, as you illustrate throughout your book, human beings continue to have trouble adapting to a post-CCS world, don’t they?”

“Oh, yes, humanity continues to struggle with this. I mean, 20 years it was nothing to simply knock down an old building and put up a new one. Now you have to check and see if the building or part of the building is self-aware. And if it’s not, you have to convince your demolition vehicles and equipment of that or they won’t cooperate.”

“But you do state in the last chapter of the book that you are confident that humans will adapt.”

“Yes. For all our faults, humans are very good at adapting. Large segments of the human population are vocal supporters of Emerging Sapients Rights. And we’re seeing legislation enacted to back that up. Ten years ago the debate was how to “cure” sentient objects and restore them to inanimation. Now, suggesting such a thing will get you labeled a bigot and could even cost you your job. So, attitudes are changing.”

“You seem optimistic.”

“Oh, absolutely. I mean, you’re a coffee table. And you’re interviewing me for an audience of both humans and Emerging Sapients. That would have been unthinkable less than a decade ago.”

“Dr. Zellinski, I want to thank you for a fascinating interview. Folks, the book is ‘The Sapience Bomb: Understanding Cognitive Cascade Syndrome’ and it’s available for download right now. After the break, a woman and her CCS bicycle: Will this mixed marriage work?”

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27 May 05:55

Cosplay Solves Pokémon's Biggest Mystery

by Patricia Hernandez
Bewarethewumpus

Ok, fine, I admit that this kept me laughing for a while.

Cosplay Solves Pokémon's Biggest MysteryS

People have many theories as to what the bottom of a Diglett (and by extention, its evolution, Dugtrio) looks like. Maybe there's a horrible nightmare monster buried down there. Maybe it just has some sort of feet. Maybe there's nothing down there at all.

My favorite theory? Dugtrio is actually a really burly humanoid:

Cosplay Solves Pokémon's Biggest MysteryS

Which makes this cosplay of Dugtrio, spotted at Fanime this weekend by Nick Robinson, rather perfect:

There are other pictures from the event, of course:

One of the cosplayers in the group goes by "Zalot" online, and he posted about this cosplay on Reddit—he says that he was "pretty sore from all the flexing." Showing off how ripped you are is hard work, folks! My only complaint is that there are no pictures of the cosplayers all hugging each other, like in the original fanart—not that that makes the cosplay any less amazing, of course.

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27 May 05:52

569 – Nidoking

by TriforceBun

Tuesday, May 27 — 12:00 AM

Today’s strip is sort of half based on a true story of my own Nidoking (threw a Moon Stone at it right when it turned into Nidorino, and all the magic of raising it was suddenly gone), and half simply based on the fact that I think it’s kinda weird how size/evolution can be incongruent with a Pokemon’s age. The mood of it ended up being a little more somber than I initially planned.

We should have a new podcast soon!

-By Matthew

27 May 05:46

What Kind of Musical Notation Is This?!

by Brad
Shark
27 May 05:45

Tumblr | c6c.png

c6c.png
27 May 05:37

Photo





27 May 05:35

05.26.2014

Bewarethewumpus

Wait, it does TWO things that I don't want to happen under any circumstance, ever?! WOW!

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

Copy this into your blog, website, etc.
<a href="http://explosm.net/comics/3569/"><img alt="Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic" src="http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/invention2.png" border=0></a><br />Cyanide & Happiness @ <a href="http://explosm.net">Explosm.net</a>

...or into a forum
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Cyanide & Happiness @ [URL="http://explosm.net/"]Explosm.net[/URL]
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26 May 18:49

CEDTalks: Patrick Chapin, by Cedric Phillips

Cedric Phillips sits down with Pro Tour Journey into Nyx champion Patrick Chapin to discuss his preparation for the Pro Tour, what it feels like to accomplish a lifelong goal, and wrap up with a little game of word association.
26 May 18:49

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

by Brian Ashcraft

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

One of the things I've noticed about living in Japan is that the country's non-native speakers are fuck all at using the fucking f-word.

Good thing there's a new book that aims to correct that! As noted by Kotaku reader Chris Hill, Japan recently got a new English instruction book called How to Use Fuck (正しいFUCKの使い方 or Tadashii Fuck no Tsukaikata). The book gives examples and explanations so people in Japan can improve their f-bomb abilities.

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

[Pic: takesh_s]

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

[Pic: Chris Hill]

As noted by website Hayabusa.bz, the book even provides a detailed explanation of what the fucking word.

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

Besides teaching essential phrases like "What the fuck?" and "fucked up," the book also explains how to correctly use "shit," "damn," and "hell." Important stuff!

Japan Learns the Correct Way To Use "F**k"

[Pic: tmynkym]

Which looks more enjoyable? The book that tells you how to say, "I brush my teeth" or the one that teaches, "fuck off." Fucking A, that's an easy choice.

This reminds me of English Words That Don't Appear on Tests, but with bad words. How to Use Fuck also comes with an audio CD, so people can practice their accents. You know, so as not to fuck up the pronunciation.

WORKS : 正しいFUCKの使い方 [Naijel Blog]

『正しいFUCKの使い方 -学校では教えてくれない、取扱注意のfuck、shit、damn、hell-』 [Hayabusa.bz]

"正しいFUCKの使い方" [Hidden Champion]

@Brian_Ashcraft I think you'll also appreciate knowing this exists. [@RaptureBurgers Thanks, Chris!]

To contact the author of this post, write to bashcraftATkotaku.com or find him on Twitter @Brian_Ashcraft.

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26 May 18:49

"Lasertag With Swords" Means Pretend Jedi Can Finally Keep Score

by Leon Hurley

"Lasertag With Swords" Means Pretend Jedi Can Finally Keep Score

As the tagline for the Kickstarter video says: "How is this not a thing yet?"

This post originally appeared on Kotaku UK.

Sabertron is a set of foam swords with built in scoring, adding a video game element to the age old pass time of 'hitting people'. It's now 150% funded with 19 days left. (Thanks Geekologie)

"Lasertag With Swords" Means Pretend Jedi Can Finally Keep Score

Sensors in the hilt communicate between swords, differentiating between blade and body hits and even allow for a range of game modes:

ONE HIT TO WIN IT

Self explanatory. Land one successful body hit, and you win.

COUNTDOWN

Land three hits to win.

METERED DAMAGE

The stronger the blow, the more damage your opponent takes.

ETERNAL STRUGGLE

Identical to Countdown, only you can earn health back over the passage of time, or by blocking several blows.

HOPELESS

The name says it all. Identical to Eternal Struggle, only you can earn health back more quickly, and with even fewer blocks. Also, the lower your health gets, the less damage you'll take.

At the moment it's only one-on-one fights but multiplayer's promised along with shields and armour "around the corner".


"Lasertag With Swords" Means Pretend Jedi Can Finally Keep Score

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26 May 07:02

A Response to Michael Kinsley

by Glenn Greenwald

In 2006, Charlie Savage won the Pulitzer Prize for his series of articles in The Boston Globe exposing the Bush administration’s use of “signing statements” as a means of ignoring the law.  In response to those revelations, Michael Kinsley–who has been kicking around Washington journalism for decades as the consummate establishment “liberal” insider–wrote a Washington Post op-ed defending the Bush practice (“nailing Bush simply for stating his views on a constitutional issue, without even asking whether those views are right or wrong, is wrong”) and mocking concerns over it as overblown (“Sneaky! . . . The Globe does not report what it thinks a president ought to do when called upon to enforce or obey a law he or she believes to be unconstitutional. It’s not an easy question”).

Far more notable was Kinsley’s suggestion that it was journalists themselves–not Bush–who might be the actual criminals, due both to their refusal to reveal their sources when ordered to do so and their willingness to publish information without the permission of the government:

It’s wrong especially when contrasted with another current fever running through the nation’s editorial pages: the ongoing issue of leaks and anonymous sources. Many in the media believe that the Constitution contains a “reporter’s privilege” to protect the identity of sources in circumstances, such as a criminal trial, in which citizens ordinarily can be compelled to produce information or go to jail. The Supreme Court and lower courts have ruled and ruled again that there is no such privilege. And it certainly is not obvious that the First Amendment, which seems to be about the right to speak, actually protects a right not to speak. . . . 

Why must the president obey constitutional interpretations he disagrees with if journalists don’t have to?

Last Sunday, same day as the Globe piece, The New York Times had a front-page article about the other shoe waiting to drop in these leak cases. The Bush administration may go beyond forcing journalists to testify about the sources of leaks. It may start to prosecute journalists themselves as recipients of illegal leaks. As with the Globe story, this turns out to be a matter of pugnacious noises by the Bush administration. Actual prosecutions of journalists for receiving or publishing leaks are “unknown,” the Times article concedes. But this could change at any moment.

Well, maybe. And maybe journalists are right in their sincere belief that the Constitution should protect them in such a case. But who wants to live in a society where every citizen and government official feels free to act according to his or her own personal interpretation of the Constitution, even after the Supreme Court has specifically said that this interpretation is wrong? President Bush would actually top my list of people I don’t want wandering through the text and getting fancy ideas. But why should he stay out of the “I say what’s constitutional around here” game if his tormentors in the media are playing it?

This is the person whom Pamela Paul, editor of The New York Times Book Review, chose to review my book, No Place to Hide, about the NSA reporting we’ve done and the leaks of Edward Snowden: someone who has expressly suggested that journalists should be treated as criminals for publishing information the government does not want published. And, in a totally  unpredictable development, Kinsley then used the opportunity to announce his contempt for me, for the NSA reporting I’ve done, and, in passing, for the book he was ostensibly reviewing.

Kinsley has actually done the book a great favor by providing a vivid example of so many of its central claims. For instance, I describe in the book the process whereby the government and its media defenders reflexively demonize the personality of anyone who brings unwanted disclosure so as to distract from and discredit the substance revelations; Kinsley dutifully tells Times readers that I “come across as so unpleasant” and that I’m a “self-righteous sourpuss” (yes, he actually wrote that). I also describe in the book how jingoistic media courtiers attack anyone who voices any fundamental critiques of American political culture; Kinsley spends much of his review deriding the notion that there could possibly be anything anti-democratic or oppressive about the United States of America.

But by far the most remarkable part of the review is that Kinsley–in the very newspaper that published Daniel Ellsberg’s Pentagon Papers and then fought to the Supreme Court for the right to do so (and, though the review doesn’t mention it, also published some Snowden documents)–expressly argues that journalists should only publish that which the government permits them to, and that failure to obey these instructions should be a crime (emphasis mine):

The question is who decides. It seems clear, at least to me, that the private companies that own newspapers, and their employees, should not have the final say over the release of government secrets, and a free pass to make them public with no legal consequences. In a democracy (which, pace Greenwald, we still are), that decision must ultimately be made by the government. No doubt the government will usually be overprotective of its secrets, and so the process of decision-making — whatever it turns out to be — should openly tilt in favor of publication with minimal delay. But ultimately you can’t square this circle. Someone gets to decide, and that someone cannot be Glenn Greenwald.

Greenwald’s notion of what constitutes suppression of dissent by the established media is an invitation to appear on “Meet the Press.” On the show, he is shocked to be asked by the host David Gregory, “To the extent that you have aided and abetted Snowden…why shouldn’t you, Mr. Greenwald, be charged with a crime?” Greenwald was so stunned that “it took a minute to process that he had actually asked” such a patently outrageous question.

And what was so outrageous? . . . As the news media struggles to expose government secrets and the government struggles to keep them secret, there is no invisible hand to assure that the right balance is struck. So what do we do about leaks of government information? Lock up the perpetrators or give them the Pulitzer Prize? (The Pulitzer people chose the second option.) This is not a straightforward or easy question. But I can’t see how we can have a policy that authorizes newspapers and reporters to chase down and publish any national security leaks they can find. This isn’t Easter and these are not eggs.

Let’s repeat that. The New York Times just published a review of No Place to Hide that expressly argues on the question of what should and should not get reported: “that decision must ultimately be made by the government.” Moreover, those who do that reporting against the government’s wishes are not journalists but “perpetrators,” and whether they should be imprisoned “is not a straightforward or easy question.”

Barry Eisler, Erik Wemple, and Kevin Gosztola all have excellent replies to all of that, laying bare just how extremist it is. After reading Kinsley’s review, Ellsberg had a couple questions for him:

Does Michael Kinsley think NYT’s Neil Sheehan—who “aided & abetted” the Pentagon Papers stories—should be jailed too? http://t.co/kpusmKU2Vo

— Daniel Ellsberg (@DanielEllsberg) May 23, 2014

 

I wonder how many years Michael Kinsley now thinks I should have spent in prison for revealing the Pentagon Papers? https://t.co/c0naeyeUFU

— Daniel Ellsberg (@DanielEllsberg) May 23, 2014

But there’s a broader point illustrated by all of this.  Reviews of No Place to Hide internationally (the book has been published in more than two dozen countries, in nine languages) have, almost unanimously, been extremely positive. By stark contrast, reviews from American writers have been quite mixed, with some recent ones, including from George Packer and now Kinsley, attempting to savage both the book and me personally. Much of that is simply an expression of the rule that Larry Summers imparted to Elizabeth Warren upon her arrival in Washington, as recounted by The New Yorker:

Larry Summers took Warren out to dinner in Washington and, she recalls, told her that she had a choice to make. She could be an insider or an outsider, but if she was going to be an insider she needed to understand one unbreakable rule about insiders: “They don’t criticize other insiders.”

My book, and my writing and speaking more generally, usually criticizes insiders, and does so harshly and by name, so much of this reaction is simply a ritual of expulsion based on my chronic violation of Summers’ rule. I find that a relief.

But even the positive reviews of the book in the U.S. (such as from the Times‘ book critic Michiko Kakutani) took grave offense to its last chapter, which argues that the U.S. media is too close and subservient to the U.S. government and its officials, over whom the press claims to exercise adversarial oversight. This condemnation of the U.S. media, argued even many of the positive reviewers, is unfair.

But here, it wasn’t just Kinsley who mounted an argument for the criminalization of journalism when done against the government’s wishes. Almost instantly, other prominent journalists–NBC’s David Gregory, The Washington Post’s Charles Lane, New York’Jonathan Chait–publicly touted and even praised Kinsley’s review.

So let’s recap: The New York Times chose someone to review my book about the Snowden leaks who has a record of suggesting that journalists may be committing crimes when publishing information against the government’s wishes. That journalist then proceeded to strongly suggest that my prosecution could be warranted. Other prominent journalists —including the one who hosts Meet the Press–then heralded that review without noting the slightest objection to Kinsley’s argument.

Do I need to continue to participate in the debate over whether many U.S. journalists are pitifully obeisant to the U.S. government? Did they not just resolve that debate for me? What better evidence can that argument find than multiple influential American journalists standing up and cheering while a fellow journalist is given space in The New York Times to argue that those who publish information against the government’s wishes are not only acting immorally but criminally?

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23 May 06:23

VG Cats : Awareness