her cher is so good!
On The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon last night, Jimmy played a completely spontaneous and totally unrehearsed game of random musical impressions with the yodeling bronzer stick in a white wig we call Xtina. Xtina’s Samantha Jones impersonation could win her the first place trophy at the Snatch Game Grand Championship, so it’s no surprise that she can spit out pretty good impersonations. Xtina did Cher, Shakira and Brit Brit last night.
Xtina’s Shakira impression didn’t cause a herd of horny goats to break through the door and hump her mouth, so she doesn’t get many points for that one. But her Cher was pretty spot-on and after she opened her mouth to impersonate fellow Mouseketeer Brit Brit Spears, Cheetos dust, gas station fumes, Frapp foam and KFed’s jizz filled my ears. And yes, since KFed’s jizz filled my ears, my head is pregnant with triplets now.
If you really want to see Jimmy Fallon’s David Bowie and Michael McDonald impersonations, watch the whole thing. But if you’re only here to see Xtina get possessed by the spirit of Our Lady of Cheetos circa 1999, skip to the 1:45 mark in the video below:
It’s perfect. If Brit Brit ever needs a ghost singer, she knows who to call.
If Xtina was doing old-school Brit Brit, then I’d easily give her 5 out of 5 Cheetos:
But if Xtina was doing new-school Brit Brit, then I can only give her half a Cheeto and that’s being generous:
Because if she wanted to do new-school Brit Brit, she’d move her mouth for a little bit before giving up halfway to eat hot wings.
And I posted one or two of these yesterday, but here’s more of Xtina at the Vanity Fair Oscar party doing an impersonation of Double Trouble from She-Ra at a quickie wedding in Reno.
Give people the tools to build whatever they want, and they'll probably create amazing technological wonders. Also, dicks.
There’s something in the water in Long Beach. The city that birthed Snoop has seen a resurgence in recent years, blessing the world with the gritty rhymes of Vince Staples, Joey Fatts and A$ton Matthews. And soon enough, Boogie’s name will be in that same conversation.
The 25-year-old single dad made his debut just over a year ago with “Bitter Raps,” a hilariously stern critique of thirstiness on Instagram and West Coast rap, before following up with his Thirst 48 mixtape (which I wrote about for OG Mattress) in the summer. His self-deprecating humor and genuine personality make Boogie instantly likable, but like early Kendrick, his music carries an overwhelming hunger for change — not only in the streets, but for his generation as a whole.
Just take a listen to Boogie’s latest offering “Further,” the first track off his upcoming project titled The Reach.
Watch “Bitter Raps” and stream Boogie’s Thirst 48 mixtape below.
Boogie slayed this freestyle on Sway In The Morning, too.
And finally, watch Boogie’s interview with Pigeons & Planes.
Storm by Olivier Coipel, 2012
that last one
this is so outlandish that i think it is true
The BBC flew a drone over the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp today to show off what it looks like and it's absolutely haunting. Over a million people died in this concentration camp from 1940 to 1945. It's been 70 years since the Soviets liberated the camp and it's still so tragic to see.
one of these days imma get me a doom tattoo
IRON MAN #150 (Sept. 1981)
Art by John Romita Jr. (pencils), Bob Layton (inks) & Bob Sharen (colors)
Words by David Michelinie
this is great in case none of you have watched it. i love this man.
Brian Michael Bendis on Late Night with Seth Meyers 1/20
Huh. I did not dream this.
I’m talking about the lips on her mouth. No word yet on her other lips.
Wannabe porn star/Christian author/Mother of the Century/Black Belt Fame Whore, Farrah Abraham, made every crested macaque’s proctologist think to themselves, “Hmmm, where have I seen that before?“, when she tweeted pictures of her “power bottom’s b-hole after a 10-hour pass around orgy” lips. Farrah claimed that she had some kind of allergic reaction while getting an implant installed in her lips. In case you blocked it out (although, I know it’s your iPhone’s wallpaper), here’s the picture of Farrah’s terrifying Leela from Futurama Cosplay.
Over the weekend, Backdoor Farrah hosted some event at The Scene Nightclub in Long Island and her lips didn’t look as busted. Farrah would sell her daughter to pirates if it meant she’d get a small blurb in InTouch Weekly, so some of us guessed that she purposefully screwed herself up to get on the E! reality show Botched. Pat yourself on the taint if you guessed that. You’re probably right. You really know your shameless fame whores.
RumorFix posted a picture of Farrah meeting with Dr. Terry Dubrow and Dr. Paul Nasiff while shooting an episode of Botched. This trick is a wreck. She didn’t even need to inject a can of Fix-A-Flat into her mouth to get on botched. She could’ve left her lips alone and asked them to fix her botched brain instead. I wonder what Farrah will do next to get on TV?
She’ll marry a gay mormon to get on My Husband’s Not Gay. She’ll gain 200 pounds to get on The Biggest Loser. She’ll get de-lengthening surgery on her legs to get on The Little Couple. She’ll get duck lips again so she can go on Duck Dynasty. And after all of that, she’ll finally be committed and star in TLC’s Tales From The Mental Ward. Surprisingly, TLC doesn’t have a show called Tales From The Mental Ward….yet.
So that’s why she always looks like a stoned version of The Joker. According to UsWeekly, Bethenny Frankel - the hypothetical result of if Yzma and Kronk had a baby – is currently working on a strain of Skinnygirl-branded weed that doesn’t make you want to shove an entire tray of Costco cinnamon buns in your mouth after you smoke it. A source close to Bethenny (a 13-calorie joint wrapped in fat-free rolling paper) says:
“It will be a specially engineered strain of pot designed to not give you the munchies. She read about how profitable the cannabis industry is and wants to get in on that.”
I’m not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand, I’m sure it would be nice to get fucked up without fucking up my stomach (see: the time my friend smoked a bag of old-ass weed and ate an entire sheet cake from Costco), but on the other hand, some of my best meals have been created during a case of the munchies. Without the munchies, I might never have invented cookie dough soup (cookie dough crumbled into pudding), the Heart-Attack Fiesta (any item from Taco Bell stuffed with KFC popcorn chicken), or raver spaghetti (strawberry Sour Punch Straws that I eat with a fork). I know, I’m basically the Canadian Guy Fieri.
At the very least I hope they make Skinnygirl weed taste better than Skinnygirl booze, because I once tried a Skinnygirl mojito and it made me immediately want to eat an entire bowl of 7-layer dip to help me forget about the taste of toothpaste-flavored nut sweat in my mouth.
i didnt watch any of this but eminem looks like a mannequin or like an animatronic robot burn victim of some sort
Continuing the 15-year anniversary celebration of Shady Records, Eminem takes viewers behind-the-scenes of the label’s recent Shady CXVPHER. Under the direction of Syndrome, the six-minute video highlights how a monumental rap cypher from Shady Records’ flagship artists of Eminem, Slaughterhouse, and Yelawolf comes together, in each person’s respective hometown.
With additional narration from Paul Rosenberg, check it out below.
Continue after the jump……
Meet ‘Becky’ and ‘Bandit’, a pair of Bat-Eared Foxes that are now making their home at Cango Wildlife Ranch, Oudtshoorn, South Africa.
In their first few weeks of life, the brother and sister have lived something straight from a script for a feature film, or one of those lovely children’s books. A local farmer brought the duo to the Ranch after finding them on his farm. The farmer was building a dam on his property. The dam collapsed, and shortly after, the pups were seen floating in a stream of water. The farmer did his best to locate their den and find the mother. When neither could be located, he realized the pups needed more specialized care to ensure their survival.
The pups were brought to the Cango Wildlife Ranch and were estimated to be around two-weeks of age. After a proper clean-up, they were placed into an incubator for warmth. Staff began feeding them every 3 hours and stared round-the-clock care.
Every day, for 4 weeks, the pups travelled to and from work with the Ranch’s Zoological Manager, Narinda Pentz, who cared for them 24-hours a day. Luckily, she had special help in the form of her 8-year old Labrador, ‘Zoey’. Zoey became a wonderful playmate and guardian, and the fox pups soon took full advantage of her loving, placid nature. Becky was initially quite timid, but has become an outgoing explorer, and her brother, Bandit, can ‘out-dig’ her any day of the week!
The foxes are now at home at the Ranch and both are doing extremely well. They are much loved and adored additions to the Cango Wildlife Ranch family!
More incredible photos, below the fold!
click the legendary mad magazine link just for the picture of him smiling
Der legendäre MAD-Mag Illustrator Jack Davis hängt mit 90 Jahren den Bleistift an den Nagel und hört auf. Damit geht eine der berühmtesten Illu-Karrieren weltweit zu Ende. Der Mann war Gründungsfuzzi des MAD-Mags und hatte viele der Film-Parodien und Cover gezeichnet, seine Arbeiten auf Filmpostern von Woody Allens Bananas bis It’s a Mad Mad Mad World sind Legende – kurz gesagt: Der Mann ist einer der besten Illustratoren der Welt. Danke für den Strich, Jack!
Jack Davis, the legendary Mad magazine illustrator and movie poster artist, is finally hanging up his pencils.
It’s not that the iconic 90-year-old cartoonist can’t draw anymore—he just can’t meet his own standards. “I’m not satisfied with the work,” Davis says by phone from his rural Georgia home. “I can still draw, but I just can’t draw like I used to.”
i saw this on an episode of law and order once where a woman lawyer cross examined a male stripper who was accusing her of rape. also the like blonde da girl was on it as another rapist
A man who's already been convicted once for stalking Ashanti's mother is on trial yet again, this time for harassing the singer and her sister in a variety of terrifying and creepy ways. This time he's representing himself, meaning that on Tuesday he got to cross-examine the object of his obsession and her family members.
these are amazing
"TELL TALE COMIC STRIP BALLOONS"
Art by Bob Clarke
Words by Don Edwing
MAD Magazine #160 (July 1973)
some of Alex Toth’s black and white artwork.
this is my favorite batman story of all time
The Holiday Murders from
BATMAN: The Long Halloween
By Tim Sale
i am so pumped
Powers TV Group shot, previously exclusive to TV Guide, here they are!!
For more check out the awesome new images at entertainment weekly
Ryan Duggan’s “Poster of the Week” series is getting close to ending, and it’s been one of the more interesting collections I’ve seen in some time. He has four new ones up for sale, taking us through #46. These are mid-sized screenprints (14″ x 18″ and 16″ x 20″), have tiny editions of 15, and cost only $40 each. Visit his shop.
i just love this guys voice, and i agree, i hate the amd logo thing
You start up a game. Before you can make it to a start screen or main menu you're barraged by a series of loud swooshy logos and copyright text you don't read. This is the modern hell of video games in which we live.
i saw this on the news
oh wow that looks great
Guilty Gear Xrd -SIGN- would be the prettiest sprite-based 2D fighter I've played, only those aren't sprites. ARC System Works' tricksy polygon work results in a game that has to be seen running 60 frames per second at 1080p.