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petermorwood:

Monday morning cute.

leiabenna:

SLAY EM

 

Essa é uma tira que eu tive ideia pra ela. Tava lá, no ôns, e tive ideia. Isso é bem raro pra mim. Geralmente eu fico olhando pra tela e vou desenhando e vejo no que dá. É engraçado que dá pra ver bem – se você é acostumado com o Bufas – quais tiras eu tive ideia e quais eu fiz no fixtáile.

Horace Mitchell for NASA’s Scientific Visualization Studio mapped the massive drainage basin that is the Mississippi Watershed.

The Mississippi Watershed is the largest drainage basin in North America at 3.2 million square kilometers in area. The USGS has created a database of this area which indicates the direction of waterflow at each point. By assembling these directions into streamflows, it is possible to trace the path of water from every point of the area to the mouth of the Mississippi in the Gulf of Mexico.

Redirect to California, please. Thanks.

Tags: environment, Mississippi, NASA

Hovertext:
I actually do wonder how this sort of thing will work when someone inevitably creates the 'everyone is naked' filter.

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Three-sided football is a variation of association football with three teams instead of the usual two.

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A comic about phones. 

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micdotcom:

Watch:  President Obama reminds us all exactly what’s at stake in this election

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blazepress:

Family gathering.

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.

reblog if you love aunt carol

”Dafuq was that?”

transquesting:

james-romanoff:

X-Men: Apocalypse Deleted Scene

I’m a little peeved that this scene got cut. The movie could have had so much more fun with the time period.

sandandglass:

The Daily Show, September 6, 2016

Overlawyered - “Melody Stoops admits she was in the ‘business’ of bringing lawsuits against companies over calls they made to her cell phones without her permission.” Storing the prepaid-service phones in a shoebox when not in use, she waited for robocalls from solvent companies, which are mostly banned under the Telephone Consumer Protection Act. “She has filed at least 11 TCPA cases in the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Pennsylvania and has sent at least 25 pre-litigation demand letters.” A judge has now disallowed her standing to sue on one of the cases, saying she cannot claim that the calls were a nuisance, invasion of privacy, or economic injury given that she obtained the phones with the goal of suffering legal injury.Overlawyered - “Melody Stoops admits she was in the ‘business’ of bringing lawsuits against companies over calls they made to her cell phones without her permission.” Storing the prepaid-service phones in a shoebox when not in use, she waited for robocalls from solvent companies, which are mostly banned under the Telephone Consumer Protection Act. “She has filed at least 11 TCPA cases in the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Pennsylvania and has sent at least 25 pre-litigation demand letters.” A judge has now disallowed her standing to sue on one of the cases, saying she cannot claim that the calls were a nuisance, invasion of privacy, or economic injury given that she obtained the phones with the goal of suffering legal injury.

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This is important to remember.
While Freud played a crucial role in the development of modern psychology and therapy, his theories were all untestable at best and rampagingly sexist at worst. He had absolutely no empirical data and his theories, while very thought out, are complete bullshit.
It is good to learn about him and his theories to have a basis for understanding modern psychology, but under no circumstances should his work be applied to anything beyond a historical and academic perspective.

I am so thankful for this post

Freud was a coked up sexist asshole who projected all his issues on other people

Sometimes a freud is just a fraud

Freud discredited himself in later years

That is a critical thing to understand about Freud. The first person to systematically rip apart his theories and debunk them critical and serious manner was Freud himself.

Which is an incredibly brave thing to do even in academia, and sadly one which rarely gets the respect it deserves.

GUESS WHAT’S STILL BEING TAUGHT LIKE IT’S A VALID THING IN MEDICAL SCHOOL

MEDICAL. FUCKING. SCHOOL

and guess which prof got suuuuuper mad when I was like “ah yes excuse me this is horseshit”

Cyclops Print Works just released this gorgeous pair of posters for Frozen by Brittney Lee. These are 20″ x 30″ screenprints, have editions of 200, and cost $65 each. Visit CyclopsPrintWorks.com.

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vikingsheep:

A Tumblr-less friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.

Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this?
Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies…
Thor: Hobbies?
Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles…
Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’?
Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable.
Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man?
Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.

-later, above a Chinese restaurant-

Thor: Hello? I saw your ad. I’m Kevin.

angreav:

elvishgirl:

Projeto Identidade is a Brazilian project idealized by Noemia Oliveira and Orlando Caldeira. The project raises the question of the black representation in pop culture.

BEAUTIFUL!!!

darylfranz:

これがロボットの仕事？美しい曲線で削りだすストーンカッターすげぇΣ(ﾟдﾟ;) - ぁゃιぃ(*ﾟーﾟ)NEWS 2nd

sandandglass:

The Half Hour S05E02 – Ramon Rivas II

archatlas:

Thailand’s New Tallest Skyscraper

MahaNakhon by Buro Ole Sheeren is a new 77-storey high-rise complex located in Bangkok’s Central Business District, with a direct link to the Chongnonsi BTS Skytrain station. The development of more than 150,000 square meters will be comprised of a landscaped public plaza; a multi-level retail centre with restaurants, cafes, and 24-hour marketplace; 200 serviced apartments operated by the Ritz-Carlton; the Bangkok Edition, a 150 room boutique hotel in collaboration with Marriot International and Ian Schrager; and a rooftop Sky Bar and restaurant. MahaNakhon will be the most ambitious complex of contemporary architecture and urbanism in Thailand and the tallest building in Bangkok.

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copperbadge:

911 Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Me: There’s a guy in a car here with a lady who’s really sick in the backseat, she drank something bad, he’s trying to find a hospital so I told him I’d call 911.
911 Operator: We’re sending an ambulance to your location.
Me: Also everyone around me is acting really weird, I think there might be a gas leak of some kind. 
911 Operator: A gas leak?
Me: I’m outside but nobody seems to know why they’re doing what they’re doing and it’s all really irrational, something’s messed up.
911 Operator: Ah, I see. Just checking here, sir, I see you’re calling from a dream phone. You’re having a dream.
Me: What.
911 Operator: I recommend you wake up, it will solve all these problems for everyone.
Me: But I –
Me: *wakes up in bed*
Me: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. 

Thank you, Dream 911 Operator, for determining the issue so efficiently. 

I sure am glad I had my Dream Phone with me.

The dreamers who listened- who woke up and woke up quickly- were really the easiest to deal with. Other than some weird memories or lingering fear those dreamers woke with no damage and usually whole. A good operator could often force this quick wake up to happen even when the dreamer didn’t want it or didn’t understand. They had a special force of will that they could put into their voice. (It was one of the things looked for interviews..)

But sometimes things went wrong and the dreamer wouldn’t wake. Perhaps the operator wasn’t up to snuff or was having an off day. Perhaps the dreamer was simply stronger. Perhaps the dream was simply stronger. When this happened they had to send someone in ti break the dream from the inside before it could grow too powerful. If they were lucky the dreamer would stay on the phone long enough to get a mental location to trace. If they were lucky they could break the fledgling reality before any harm was done and send the dreamer (or bad cases dreamers) back safely.

The very worst though, was when the person did wake but slowly- messily. The dream bleeding just enough into the waking world for them to bring something back. Sometimes an operator could tell this happened and try to trace that half asleep state to a physical location to have it dealt with. When they weren’t so lucky- when the operator thought the dreamer had woken up just fine.. well that’s when things got… messy.

Sometimes, if an operator realized quickly enough that a dreamer wouldn’t wake or a dream was too strong, there were emergency measures.  One of the simplest was an overwhelming urge to pee, and that usually did the trick.  Muscle cramps also worked, but operators were instructed to save those for an emergency measure.

More complicated, but often more effective, was casting around for other dreamers in close proximity and affecting them.  Crying children or random thrashing resulting in a kick or a flung arm was enough to move the dreamer to a different dream even if they didn’t wake.  

Particularly strong or talented operators could sometimes alert a nearby animal.  A dog licking a dreamer’s face almost never failed to shift or break a dream.

In case of a messy wakening the Feline Alternate Technical Consciousness Adjustment Team does the best they can to keep very close track of any escapees to the waking world.  

Oh my god you guys, I thought I had reblogged this and it turns out I just put it in drafts, THIS IS AWESOME, thank you for augmenting my reality :D

poefinnrey:

don’t give me power over screencaps

Slytherin: *sarcastically* Well, aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice!
Hufflepuff: Well, aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and.... um.....
Slytherin: No, you go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense, I'll admit that we're friends.