The power of "heart"? Nah, man, snakes is where it's at.
"Did I listen to them? No! I mean, I listened, or else I wouldn't have know they said it. But it didn't stop me!"
I'm sorry, but both the pun and the word play in the driving directions make me happy.
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Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaake!!!
Four reasons to care about Beaked Whales, AKA the best whales.
Bad jokes and puns will never get old. Or they get so old that they're new. So bad that they're good. Sometimes what you need is a terrible joke to make you laugh. So here's a bunch of them to get you rolling your eyes and shaking your head with pain and laughter. Pain at how badly-good the jokes are.
Sometimes all you need is an arsenal of terrible puns up your sleeve to shoot out at people when they least expect it. If you don't have a party trick, this is the perfect thing to impress people at parties. The worse the joke, the better. Granted, you might get some eye-rolling and groaning from your audience, but soon the laughs will come rolling in. Just you wait. You will be the pun master. Mother of bad jokes. It will be legendary.