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03 Oct 17:46

COVID Risk Comfort Zone

I'm like a vampire, except I'm not crossing that threshold even if you invite me.
03 Oct 17:24

Something

by Reza
03 Oct 16:56

Magic Ring Friends

by KatSwenski
Vvicked

CW: sneks

The power of "heart"? Nah, man, snakes is where it's at. 

01 Aug 11:12

The Future Predicted

by Randal Milholland

Comic for 7-30-2020

The post The Future Predicted appeared first on Something Positive.

26 May 01:10

"All is Well!" (1970)

by Scarfolk Council
26 May 00:55

A trick of the light.

by Jessica Hagy

The post A trick of the light. appeared first on Indexed.

26 May 00:52

The opposite of trolling.

by Jessica Hagy

The post The opposite of trolling. appeared first on Indexed.

20 Apr 04:03

This is the plan, people:

by Jessica Hagy

The post This is the plan, people: appeared first on Indexed.

20 Apr 04:02

More bubble less trouble.

by Jessica Hagy

The post More bubble less trouble. appeared first on Indexed.

20 Apr 04:02

Serfing.

by Jessica Hagy

The post Serfing. appeared first on Indexed.

30 Mar 02:54

Symptoms

This medicine says it may cause lightheadedness, dry mouth, and blurred vision, but my head feels incredibly heavy, water is pouring from my mouth, and I can see individual hummingbird wingbeats, so I think I'm fine.
08 Mar 22:56

1194: Spiritual Counseling

Vvicked

"Did I listen to them? No! I mean, I listened, or else I wouldn't have know they said it. But it didn't stop me!"

http://www.GiantITP.com/comics/oots1194.html
08 Mar 22:40

Comic for 2020.03.06

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
08 Feb 04:52

Comic for 2020.01.27

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
08 Feb 04:29

My demographic is merely decorative.

by Jessica Hagy

The post My demographic is merely decorative. appeared first on Indexed.

28 Jan 16:06

Reaction Maps

Vvicked

I'm sorry, but both the pun and the word play in the driving directions make me happy.

If Google Maps stops letting you navigate to (Clay County District) A in West Virginia, you can try Jump, OH -> Ina, IL -> Big Hole, TX.
19 Jan 22:02

It’s hard to focus when all the world is aflame.

by Jessica Hagy
18 Jan 06:46

Bad Map Projection: South America

The projection does a good job preserving both distance and azimuth, at the cost of really exaggerating how many South Americas there are.
01 Jan 14:39

He forms. He falls. And he shall rise again, children.

by Jessica Hagy
01 Jan 14:33

Only Toilet

by KatSwenski

Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaaaaaake!!!

29 Sep 15:27

Four reasons to care about Beaked Whales, AKA the best...



Four reasons to care about Beaked Whales, AKA the best whales.

Buy a little book of my comics here.

04 Sep 05:59

Found the Ocean

by Reza
04 Sep 05:56

Discussion

by Reza
04 Sep 05:25

White Wagtail



White Wagtail

01 Sep 22:40

You Otter Beaver-y Embarrassed Right Now

confusion dam beaver IDGAF otter not interested - 7042472960

Did you know that this otter is related to the honey badger? Yeah, it's true! They both don't care! - Matty Malaprop

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31 Aug 06:53

9 Useless Tips That Can Save Your life If a Bear Ever Attacks You

Brought to you By Bearmagadon

1.

Bear - BEAR ATTACK TIP: IF ATTACKED, PLAY DEAD IT WILL BE GOOD PRACTICE FOR WHEN YOU DIE A COUPLE MINUTES LATER BEARMAGEDDON,cOM

2.

Font - BEAR SURVIVAL TIP: BEFRIEND SOMEONE FATTER THAN YOU BEARMAGEDDON,COM

3.

Text - BEAR ATTACK TIP: TRY TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK BIGGER Bigger No, bigger Not even close IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU CAN LOOK BIGGER THAN THE BEAR BEARMAGEDDON,COM

4.

Bear - WHAT TO DO IF A BEAR ATTACKS YOU AND ALL YOU HAVE IS A KNIFE 2. Stab repeatedly until you die. 1. Remain calm, stand still. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY. MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO BEAT THE RECORD FOR PRE-DEATH BEAR STABS WHICH IS12 BEARMAGEDDON,COM

5.

Terrestrial animal - A GUIDE TO HAND TO HAND COMBAT WITH BEARS UPPER CUT RIGHT CROSS FRONT KICK X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE X INEFFECTIVE SUPLEX PILEDRIVER X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE X INEFFECTIVE BEARMAGEDDON,COM

6.

Wildlife - IF A BEAR HAS YOU STUCK IN A TREE TRY TO PEE IN ITS EYE THIS TAKES PRACTICE BECAUSE BEARS HAVE TINY EYES BUT IF YOU PULL IT OFF YOU CAN SAY YOU DID SOMETHING IMPRESSIVE BEFORE YOU DIED

7.

Bottle - AVOID A BEAR ENCOUNTER EXAMINE YOUR OPTIONS BEARMAGEDDONNEWS.COM

8.

Text - DO NOT SHOOT AT BEARS BEARS HAVE A NATURAL INSTINCT TO FLIP OVER THE BULLETS AND KILL YOU BEARMAGEDDONNEWS.COM

9.

Text - BEARS DON'T EXPLODE THEY BURST INTO MORE BEARS BEARMAGEDDONNEWS.COM

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11 Aug 22:14

True experts don’t think they are.

by Jessica Hagy
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11 Aug 20:53

24 Punny Memes & Pics That'll Get You Groaning

Bad jokes and puns will never get old. Or they get so old that they're new. So bad that they're good. Sometimes what you need is a terrible joke to make you laugh. So here's a bunch of them to get you rolling your eyes and shaking your head with pain and laughter. Pain at how badly-good the jokes are. 

1.

bad joke - Text - Todd 'Papi' Carlos @The ToddWilliams Follow I tried to make love to the entire orchestra but I only got to second bass 8:19 AM - 4 Mar 2018

2.

bad joke - Text - Duh doh @d_duhwit Costume party Host: What are you? Me: A harp Host: Ur costume's too small to be a harp Me: Are you calling me a lyre 8:50 pm 28 Oct 17

3.

bad joke - Text - wadewilson-parker It's a pity they didn't cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he's both the green lantern and deadpool... ollivander what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

4.

bad joke - Text - Tal Waterhouse @iiTalW People who can't distinguish be- tween etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words. 10:01 PM 02 May 18 13.1K Retweets 43.9K Likes

5.

bad joke - Text - dailybadjokes: I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I'm a faux pa Source: dailybadjokes 11,786 notes

6.

bad joke - Parallel - All you do is bring us down! You're nothing but treble THE STAFF Reile MEETING

7.

bad joke - Landmark - The world's largest bounce house is now touring the U.S. At 10,000 square feet, this bounce house is large enough to live in. SUMMER HOME The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.

8.

bad joke - Text - sarcastic-snowflake: woofle: woofle: i can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it it's true i saw it with my own eyes

9.

bad joke - Plant - 0-800-go-fuck-yourself: when something's kinda rad, but not too rad

10.

bad joke - Vehicle - 5 seats in the front. 7 seats in the middle. 5 seats in the back. HAIKUBARU It's poetry in motion.

11.

bad joke - Eyebrow - THE Burger King @ABurgerADay first day as car salesman] Customer: Cargo space? Me: Car no do that. Car no fly. Manager: Can I see you in my office?

12.

bad joke - Text - There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

13.

bad joke - Text - STORSIUr 2TT Stop sine

14.

bad joke - Text - r/Jokes /yes_you_suck_bih 8h If BJ is Bad Joke then what is B+iJ? Complex Bad Joke. And if you didn't find it funny, that's because the Joke part was imaginary.

15.

bad joke - Grassland - All 30 sheep are ready, farmer But I only count 26 I know, I rounded them up

16.

bad joke - Text - I'm bad at math so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me

17.

bad joke - Face - SERIAL KILLER PARALLEL KILLER

18.

bad joke - Mammal - IASKEDALIBRARIAN IF SHE HAD A BOOKABOUT PAVLOVS DOGAND SCHRODINGER'SCAT SHE SAID IT RANGABELL BUT SHE WASNT SUREIFITWAS THERE OR NOT mgapeom

19.

bad joke - Text - You Retweeted The English Major @Audenary (WW1 1915) ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan? ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to- ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man's emptiness, yes... 08/12/2015, 13:44 3,069 RETWEETS 5,145 LIKES 47

20.

bad joke - Text - What do you call the unfair advantage undead have in a necropolis? Wight privilege.

21.

bad joke - Text - andy @ACflurane what idiot called it a "randomized clinical trial controlled with placebo" and not "trick or treatment"

22.

bad joke - Customer - You wanna box for those, Sir? Nah, I hate violence. Is it cool if I just pay with my card? EATLIVERCOM

23.

bad joke - Food - This made me laugh a lot harder than it should've... yo yogurt Yoplaif origina trawberry banana

24.

bad joke - Text - dmajor42: fuckyeahorchestra: The Boston Symphony performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the was piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the double basses have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one. After slamming several beers in quick succession (as double bassists are prone to do), one of them looked at his watch. "Hey! We need to get back! "No n

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11 Aug 20:46

10 More Fantastic Pun Jokes Because We Can't Get Enough

Sometimes all you need is an arsenal of terrible puns up your sleeve to shoot out at people when they least expect it. If you don't have a party trick, this is the perfect thing to impress people at parties. The worse the joke, the better. Granted, you might get some eye-rolling and groaning from your audience, but soon the laughs will come rolling in. Just you wait. You will be the pun master. Mother of bad jokes. It will be legendary. 


1.

Text - "A BABY SEAL WALKS INTO A CLUB."

2.

Text - "I haven't slept for three days,because that would be too long."

3.

Text - "Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes."

4.

Text - "My wife told me to stope immersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."

5.

Text - "I, for one, like Roman numerals."

6.

Text - "People say I'm condescending. That means i talk down to people."

7.

Blue - "Whiteboards are remarkable."

8.

Text - "You can never lose a homing pigeon-if your homing pigeon doesn't come back, what you've lost is a pigeon."

9.

Text - I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."

10.

Text - The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself "This changes everything."

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11 Aug 16:04

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