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12 Aug 00:37

Escape fly

Comic for Sunday February 17th, 2019 - "Escape fly" [ view ]

On this day in 1997, Lindesfarne had just been swept off her feet (literally) by Fenton on their first date. He's quite graceful... or is he?... [ view ]

Today's Daily Sponsor - Today's comic strip is sponsored by: eddi_the_Bad_Hombre. [ support ]

11 Aug 22:14

True experts don’t think they are.

by Jessica Hagy
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11 Aug 20:53

24 Punny Memes & Pics That'll Get You Groaning

bad memes and tweets jokes

Bad jokes and puns will never get old. Or they get so old that they're new. So bad that they're good. Sometimes what you need is a terrible joke to make you laugh. So here's a bunch of them to get you rolling your eyes and shaking your head with pain and laughter. Pain at how badly-good the jokes are. 

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11 Aug 20:46

10 More Fantastic Pun Jokes Because We Can't Get Enough

bad jokes and puns

Sometimes all you need is an arsenal of terrible puns up your sleeve to shoot out at people when they least expect it. If you don't have a party trick, this is the perfect thing to impress people at parties. The worse the joke, the better. Granted, you might get some eye-rolling and groaning from your audience, but soon the laughs will come rolling in. Just you wait. You will be the pun master. Mother of bad jokes. It will be legendary. 


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11 Aug 16:04

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29 May 01:41

Let’s start a new tradition.

by Jessica Hagy
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29 May 01:40

Disrespect is earned, too.

by Jessica Hagy
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29 May 01:33

European Roe Deer



European Roe Deer

29 May 01:30

SCHOOL LIBRARIANS TO PUBLIC LIBRARIANS ON THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL

29 May 01:29

Yo Mama

by KatSwenski

Oh.

07 Nov 04:10

Rebellion!

NERDS

02 Nov 04:52

Boo

by Reza

02 Nov 04:35

Familiars Amok (art)

Happy Halloween!
18 Oct 04:33

Dwell

by Reza

10 Sep 02:35

Black-tailed Prairie Dog



Black-tailed Prairie Dog

10 Sep 00:37

This guy takes coin carving to the next level

by Andrea James

Carving and reshaping coins, often called hobo nickels, is a classic art form that is getting an update by Russian artisan Roman Booteen. Some even have mechanisms added: (more…)
10 Sep 00:20

Oil paintings show how people who wear glasses see the world without them

by Rusty Blazenhoff

People who have good vision: Ever wonder what it's like to see the world as someone who is nearsighted? Well, Cape Town-based artist Philip Barlow has imagined this blurry world for you in a series of hyperrealistic oil paintings. See more of his work on his Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/p/BW1y2TCgKyO/?taken-by=philipbarlow https://www.instagram.com/p/BZ_8I5WALSd/?taken-by=philipbarlow https://www.instagram.com/p/BkQAOzWgGq4/?taken-by=philipbarlow https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh1LgIYg9J5/?taken-by=philipbarlow https://www.instagram.com/p/Bkm8LcUBsaH/?taken-by=philipbarlow https://www.instagram.com/p/Be8yTgXneu4/?taken-by=philipbarlow https://www.instagram.com/p/BlZx08lBC_V/?taken-by=philipbarlow

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09 Sep 23:43

Data-driven analysis of the total, gratuitous inadequacy of women's pockets

by Cory Doctorow
Vvicked

THIS.

Pudding's data-driven analysis of women's jeans pockets compares 32" waist jeans for men and women from a variety of brands and uses various common cellphones as a benchmark; the conclusion will not surprise you. (more…)

09 Sep 18:06

A 1000-piece color-changing jigsaw puzzle

by Rusty Blazenhoff

You thought those single color jigsaw puzzles were difficult? Try putting together one where the pieces change colors! That's just what the latest offering from artist Clemens Habicht does:
1000 CHANGING COLOURS is a colour gamut jigsaw puzzle of 1000 pieces in which each individual tile has two distinct colour states from intersecting gradients of colour. Printed in Poland using a lenticular lens, the colours change depending on the angle of view, resulting in a radiant iridescence that shimmers in beautiful colour combinations.

Pre-order it now for $100 plus shipping.

(The Awesomer, Mike Shouts)

04 Sep 01:49

an entomologist rates ant emojis

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"I want this ant to have a better life. I am rooting for her."

curlicuecal:

Beautiful big almond eye, realistic and full of expression as she gazes gently at you. Elbowed antennae and delicately segmented legs and body. Gorgeous pearlescent sheen like she is glowing. This ant moisturizes. This ant is round and huggable. This ant is a star. 11/10.

Beautifully detailed, lifelike pose but with an unexpected neck and odd antennae, perhaps scared straight. Her eyes suggest she has seen things. Her expression confirms she has seen too much. She is haunted and I want to know more. 7/10.

Floppy antenna, pointy muppet face, oddly posed legs. What is she? She has no waist. May be she is some kind of bee in disguise? I find her unsettling. 3/10.

This ant has an unexplained, double-jointed thorax, and no evidence of a waist. Her four-footed pose suggests that she a centaur rather than an ant. Centaur ants would be cool. I’m not sure what was intended here. 2/10.

Good first impression, kind of bland in the details. This ant has no particular waist to speak of, floppy rather than elbowed antennae, and an inexpressive face. Her color scheme is soft and hazy. I like the sharp angles of her stylishly sophisticated legs. This ant may not know quite were she is going, but she knows how she is getting there. 6/10.

Were you even trying. 0/10

Gasp! This ant is elegant. This ant has a beautiful tapered thorax, a segmented abdomen, alert, elbowed antennae, and a light-footed pose. This ant’s face suggests curiosity and a desire to explore the world. This ant inspires me. I want to be like her. 10/10

3-legged, waistless centaur-ant with strange, limp antennae and a beak. I don’t know what this is? It kind of reminds me of a Hork-Bajir. 1/10, not an ant.

This ant… makes me sad. All of her legs are broken. The MS Paint art style and gradient abuse convey distress. She has a duck beak. Despite this, her expression suggests perseverance and determined cheerfulness. I want this ant to have a better life. I am rooting for her. 3/10

This ant is a bold and challenging mixture of photorealism and caricature. She is broad and low-built and seems very sturdy. She looks like she would help you move. This ant is a dependable friend. 9/10

A picture of an ant from a children’s book.  She is wearing little boots.  This ant is wrong in every way, and yet I can’t stay mad at her.  7/10

An interesting, top-down view of an ant; her legs are positioned with slightly jarring symmetry.  Nevertheless, her overall impression is that of a graceful, stylized design, like a pictograph.  She is suitable for adorning fine garments and jewelry or perhaps gracing the walls of a tiny ant church.  I like this minimalist ant.  8/10.

This is a termite. -10/10

04 Sep 01:45

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04 Sep 01:33

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16 Jul 01:59

A New Board Game Lets You Play as Disney Villains and Finally Put That Peter Pan Punk in His Place

by Andrew Liszewski

Do you watch Disney’s classic animated films and secretly root for the villains? Do you think Captain Hook was actually a tragic figure, a victim of a flying boy with no sense of responsibility? With Villainous, a new board game by Wonder Forge, you finally get to spend game night playing the baddie, and you’ll…

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16 Jul 01:07

McMansion Hell's tour through Texas's Most Terrible fake castles

by Cory Doctorow
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I enjoy McMansion Hell to a somewhat inexplicable degree.

On the first anniversary of its triumph over Zillow's censorious attempt at copyfraud, McMansion Hell is back and better than ever. (more…)

16 Jul 01:01

Bookstore photo series perfectly juxtaposes patrons with book covers

by Andrea James

Librairie Mollat has a lovely ongoing project where they try to match patrons and staff with book covers, and the results are often inspired. (more…)
23 Jun 04:30

Watch indoor plants sway from a breeze half a world away

by Andrea James

Artist David Bowen (previously) has produced a new video of his expanded tele-present wind project, where indoor plants in Spain are moved by an outdoor plant buffeted by winds in Minnesota. (more…)

21 Jun 03:39

optimism

by The Awkward Yeti

optimism

20 Jun 16:06

At Least the Stairs Are Level-Headed

doors floor windows puns reactions funny - 7672519424

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Tagged: doors , floor , windows , puns , reactions , funny
20 Jun 01:04

Robert Zemeckis May Team Up With Guillermo del Toro to Remake Roald Dahl's The Witches

by Germain Lussier

Some of the best filmmakers alive have adapted the works of legendary author Roald Dahl, including Steven Spielberg, Tim Burton, and Wes Anderson. Now, three others are joining the list with one movie: Robert Zemeckis, Guillermo del Toro, and Alfonso Cuaron.

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20 Jun 00:48

Pencil dice: a D6 in pencil form

by Cory Doctorow

Roll Sebastian Bergne's $3.33 pencil dice across the table to get a randomish value from 1-6. Useful for writing choose-your-own-adventures! (via Geekologie)