Osias Jota

Author: Osias Jota Source: Facebook

É sério que escreveram um episódio que o capitão Picard foge de uma mulher toda cheia de amor pra dar pra ir jogar vídeo game sozinho???

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
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Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo: *kisses her anyway*
Juliet: That was dumb of you
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Romeo: We should get married right now
Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo: Like tomorrow?
Juliet: Sure, fine.
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Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo: Right.
Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
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Juliet: Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo: *immediately kills himself*
Juliet: For fucks sake.

Author: Osias Jota Source: Buffer

RT @annaliviaplu: casal idoso que se conheceu pela internet tatua "FW: Fwd: Fw: Re: Re: Fwd: URGENTE" no pulso

Author: Osias Jota Source: Mobile Web (M2)

RT @joeyesposito: The best Fantastic 4 movie was already made 11 years ago, so what's the point? http://t.co/1tgzeoZylU

nuttersincorporated:

geekartgallery:

“The Problem With Actually Having Superpowers" by JHALL Comics

Source: Dorkly

If you ever get a superpower, what are the chances that a second power develops at the same time to counteract the negative effects of the first power?

That last one though

Author: Osias Jota Source: Facebook

Doutora Pulanski >>>> Doutora Crusher

Author: Osias Jota Source: Facebook

#partiu assistir doctor pra falar mal

Author: Osias Jota Source: Buffer

RT @SeuQualquer: Dê um peixe a um homem e você o alimentará por um dia. Ensine-o a pescar e ele contará mentiras pelo resto da vida.

Author: Osias Jota Source: Facebook

Tava indo tudo muito bem, o governador de walking dad com uma chave de fenda sonica e tal aí estragaram o episódio

Author: Osias Jota Source: Facebook

Eu falo mal pra caramba de quando morei na amazônia, mas cupuaçu era bom.

Author: Osias Jota Source: Facebook

Bitcoin & Blockchain. Taí um bom nome pra uma dupla sertaneja. (via Elton Carvalho)

Most of us know that in its first months and years the Cuban Revolutionary government nationalized and confiscated billions in assets of US corporations. Most of us think of that as something for the history books, not the ledger books. But the companies remember. And with the normalization of relations between the two counties, now they want their money back. Dylan Scott has the story.

Author: Osias Jota Source: Facebook

Agora imagina um episódio de natal de game of thrones por temporada

sandandglass:

Producer Harvey Weinstein on the Good Will Hunting script

(laughing softly) We used to do this for the amusement of our BS&P lady, before Hanna-Barbera became Cartoon Network. Good to see the tradition’s not dead. :)

fuckyeahbiguys:

"I’m sick of how bisexuality is erased in LGBT spaces. I get really nervous before any LGBT event, especially Pride. I feel incredibly sad and hopeless when gay and lesbian people call me insulting names. If gay and lesbian people don’t understand me – Continue reading Prejudice at Pride at Empathize This

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RT @_youhadonejob: Seems legit. http://t.co/s9jzHJHXre

halfstepaway:

ellianderjoy:

operationobservation:

huffingtonpost:

DEBI JACKSON, MOTHER OF TRANSGENDER CHILD, GIVES MOVING SPEECH

The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record straight about statements like you “wanted a girl so you turned your child into one” and “kids have no idea what they want or who they are — my kids wants to be a dog, should I let him?”

So watch the full video to see her answers to those difficult questions here.

Chills down my whole body. This is how parents should react.

If Leelah Alcorn’s mother made you lose faith, then watch this video. I literally cried tears of happiness for the daughter of this wonderful woman.

"there is a difference between pretending to be something in imaginary play, and declaring who you are - insistently, consistently, and persistently." 

Author: Osias Jota Source: Buffer

RT @missokistic: Someone please trick Sarah Palin into saying her name backwards so we can banish her to her home dimension.

The secret kangaroo penguin club meeting went really well. I couldn't believe all the celebrities who showed up!

Author: Osias Jota Source: Mobile Web (M2)

RT @voxdotcom: Every movie rewrites history. What American Sniper did is much, much worse. bit.ly/1CNOAAU http://t.co/3J7QeVYIbt

Author: Osias Jota Source: Mobile Web (M2)

RT @SeuQualquer: Sabiam que na minha faculdade é proibido colar? Só pode pulseira e brinco.

Author: Osias Jota Source: Mobile Web (M2)

RT @Spacekatgal: Wow, now the Pope is weighing in on fake Tweets. http://t.co/3wClZv4u5f

Author: Osias Jota Source: Facebook

Quando a turma anti-ciência tava só negando a ida do homem à Lua no dia 11 de setembro tudo bem... mas agora a... fb.me/3YwUTSYx8

POW!