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Sex is a lot like Hercules: You have to deal with serpents, a king is telling you to do stuff, Hera ruins everything.

Sex is a lot like the Aeneid: Long winded metaphors about bees. Trojans. You forget about your wife and she dies. Juno’s pissed.

Sex is a lot like the founding of Rome: You don’t want the baby, the twins are arguing about who’s better, wolves are breastfeeding people.

Sex is a lot like the Oresteia: You bring home foreign booty asking for a threesome. Your wife murders you. Your son commits matricide. Athena acquits everyone. The Furies are there.

Sex is a lot like Oedipus: you try and do things better than was predicted, there’s a risk someone gets blinded, your mom is there.

Sex is a lot like the Metamorphoses: It’s genre defying but also derivative. It has a long and tangled manuscript tradition. Shakespeare’s obsessed with it.

Sex is a lot like Tolkien: Everyone tells you that you have to give it another try, no matter how boring you found it the first time, and looks shocked if you say it’s not your thing.  Then, when you give it another go to shut them up, there’s dudes everywhere, the author keeps inviting other people to the party, and you can’t tell whether he’s talking dirty or composing an edda about your boobs.

~ Cartoonist Shen

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Firebox has released a fantastic candle based on Gestapo agent Arnold Ernst Toht‘s gory face-melting scene from the classic 1981 adventure film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. It is available to purchase online.

No, we’re talking about when ruthless Gestapo agent Toht gets his gory comeuppance at the end of the film – you know, when his eyes roll back like a couple of boiled eggs and he lets out a blood-curdling scream as his entire face dribbles off his skull. That bit. Just awesome. He did Nazi that coming.

Whether it left you with nightmares for weeks or just had you repeatedly hitting the re-wind button, celebrate one of the greatest deaths in all of cinema history with the Melting Toht Candle. Thankfully this detailed replica won’t melt quite as fast so you can really savour the moment.

The original face-melting scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark for the sake of comparison:

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