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No, Andrew Wakefield’s paper was retracted because he falsified data on all 12 participants and did not disclose his financial interest in creating a scare concerning this vaccine and this behavior was so egregious that he has had additional papers retracted for ethics violations and is barred from practicing medicine.
Luke.stirling"Men who think they’ve been victimized by feminism are like burglars who sue the homeowners they were burgling because they stubbed their toe on a fucking coffee table."
Email: “Hey, Chuck, what do you think about meninists?”
Chuck: “They seem nice enough.”
Email: “What?!”
Chuck: “They’re always polite. Never say a nasty word to anybody. They’re not as hardcore as the Amish? Like, I think they can drive cars and use technology. But like the Amish, they build great sheds –“
Email: “Do you mean Mennonites?”
Chuck “…”
Email: “You mean Mennonites.”
Chuck: *clears throat* “I probably mean Mennonites. Yes. Yeah. Wait. So What are you talking about?”
Email: “Well, there’s this group out there of men –“
Chuck: “Oh, that’s never good.”
Email: “– and mostly it seems like a grab-bag of your MRA types who want to make fun of feminism and just generally be dicks to women –“
Chuck: “Somebody out there is already going to bring up that ‘dick’ is a gendered insult and it is hurtful to men.”
Email: “Probably.”
Chuck: “Then again, maybe men should just toughen the fuck up about it and if they didn’t want dick to be an insult, maybe they should stop trying to thrust themselves — literally and figuratively — into subjects and situations that have nothing to do with them and want no part of them. Anyway. Continue.”
Email: “That’s pretty much it. They kinda did exactly that — the ‘thrusting themselves into’ thing — with this #LikeAGirl meme campaign based on an Always ad that ran during the Super Bowl. The goal of the ad being to change the connotation around that phrase — Like a girl — and spin it into something positive.”
Chuck: “That sounds nice. I’m assuming these meninists shit-shellacked it all up. Like a pair of toddler underoos spackled with mess.”
Email: “Yeah, no, pretty much. They had their own hashtag — #LikeABoy — and also a lot of jerky lackwits trolled the #LikeAGirl hashtag and, as they are wont to do, were poopy butts about it to women.”
Chuck: “So, you want to know my thoughts.”
Email: “I guess? Like, there’s a subset of meninists who claim to be feminist, and that’s just ‘their word’ for being a male feminist, but for the most part, it seems to have been co-opted by a loud and noisy group that hates feminism or thinks it has somehow been victimized by feminism.”
Chuck: “Men who think they’ve been victimized by feminism are like burglars who sue the homeowners they were burgling because they stubbed their toe on a fucking coffee table. Listen, you probably already know my thoughts on this. Meninism is not a thing. It’s just some shitty meme by troll dudes who feel somehow spurned, or who smell the shift in power coming and like fish dying on a beach after the water has receded, are flopping about and gasping for air. As I’ve noted before, any disparities or issues that primarily affect men are real and need to be dealt with, but these aren’t the groups dealing with them. These are the groups responsible for their own misery. A lot of men’s rights are actually also women’s rights, and the toxic dudebro testosterone culture harms itself more than any woman or group of women ever could. Men who are feminists are just feminists. They’re not ‘equalists‘ or ‘egalitarians.’ They’re certainly not meninists, which is, again, not a thing. It’s just gulls squawking. Mammals shrieking because they don’t have thumbs and can’t pick up that stick to scratch their itchy backs. It’s all very silly. If you’re going to do anything with meninists: ignore them, or openly mock them. Do not give them the podium, though, because anybody who identifies as that is not interested in having a proper goddamn discussion. Taser them and keep walking.”
Email: “Fair enough.”
Chuck: “If anybody’s going to be upset about any commercials from the Super Bowl, try being mad at Nationwide for that dead kid commercial. HEY, YOU SURE GOT A NICE KID THERE, Nationwide said. I SURE HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS TO IT. As they slide an insurance policy across the table.


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Each September the Alaskan wood frogs freeze. Two-thirds of their body water turns to ice. If you picked them up, they would not move. If you bent one of their legs, it would break. Their hearts stop beating, their blood no longer flows and their glucose levels sky rocket. BUt then during the spring, they thaw out and return to normal. (Source)
As I'm sure you dorks all know, although the One Ring could turn its wearer invisible, it also had the power to influence and corrupt minds. Typically it caused those around it to become consumed with desire for the Ring and its power, but it could also cause dramatic personality changes over time. Now we have some evidence that it could actually cause a person's brain to completely disappear.
That's because somebody suspended a kid in Texas for bringing it to school.
On January 30, a parent in Kermit, Texas, told everybody who would listen that his fourth-grader, Aiden, had been suspended for allegedly making a "terroristic threat." The family had been to see the third Hobbit film the week before, and Aiden brought a ring to class and told another boy that it could make him disappear (or, according to some reports, that he could use it to make the boy disappear).
It didn't do that, but it did cause whatever brain matter was rattling around in the adult skulls there to vanish completely.
In a press release Monday, the district said that it was legally prohibited from disclosing information on student discipline, and then stated that its teachers and administrators "certainly do not base disciplinary placement decisions on literary or cinematic references" as the media had been reporting. (That sort of seems like information on student discipline to me, but I'm not familiar with that particular law.) In fact, it isn't clear that LOTR had anything to do with this, except that it may have given Fourth-Grade Sauron the idea.
As you can see here, the ring in question wasn't a replica Ring or anything like that. It looks like one of those gray metallic rings that seem solid but that Earth magicians can cause to pass through each other in some way that no one can figure out. Aiden's father said that in fact his son likes to do magic tricks and (according to the report) that this ring "came from a box that said it contained magic rings." So unless Aiden has managed to do what Sauron couldn't and collect the whole set, I'm guessing that box is just one of those magic kits you can get at toy stores or wherever.
Aiden "does tricks for all his friends at school" all the time, his father said. "All the kids know him as being the magic man," he continued. "They think he has real powers." Maybe so, but they're nine years old. What did the adults think?
The press release of course doesn't say, because, as you know, the district is legally prohibited from disclosing information on student discipline. It says only that the teachers and administrators are well-trained and know the applicable code of conduct. It doesn't say which provision Aiden was charged with violating (for reason, see above), so I took a look at that code. I can't say I carefully studied all 31 pages of this document, but overall it did give me a new appreciation for how lucky I am to have survived a public-school education despite the lack of a carefully detailed and all-inclusive code of student conduct to restrain the behavior of those other little bastards. Anyway, assuming the district actually used the phrase "terroristic threat," the code defines that as "a threat of violence to any person or property with intent to" cause one of six categories of things to happen.
The U.S. Supreme Court actually is about to decide a case (Elonis v. United States) involving the "true threat" exception to the First Amendment. (See, this is why I have trouble keeping these things short.) The Court has already held that "true threats" are statements meant to "communicate a serious expression of an intent to commit an act of unlawful violence to a particular individual or group of individuals." The question in Elonis is whether proof of subjective intent is required or whether it's enough to show a reasonable person would have understood it as a threat. Here the district's policy requires intent, but the six categories are pretty broad. I don't think that matters here, though, because even if Aiden did threaten to make the other kid disappear with a magic ring, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A MAGIC RING. He might as well have been pointing a banana at the kid. Or maybe a pastry that he had bitten into the shape of a gun. I mean, obviously no one would suspend a kid who had bitten a pastry into the shape of a gun. That would be ludicrous.
"I assure you my son lacks the magical powers necessary to threaten his friend's existence," Aiden's father told the New York Daily News. "If he did [make his friend disappear], I'm sure he'd bring him right back." See? Not a true threat.
Update: I forgot to mention that Aiden has reportedly been suspended before, once for referring to an African-American student as "black," and once for "bringing a kids' book about pregnancy to school." Commenters on the local paper's website say the latter was actually "The Big Book of Knowledge," which among many other things appears to contain an illustration of a pregnant woman. (It also shows the Earth revolving around the Sun, so that's two strikes.) So, again, Kermit clearly has a zero-tolerance policy.
To many of you, this may look like just another building created in the popular “Café Corner” style. But to those of us that were creatures of the Eighties, it’s immediately recognizable as Flynn’s, the videogame arcade featured in the 1982 pre-cyberspace pre-Matrix movie TRON.
Using fluorescent bricks and black light, Joel Baker has managed to impart his creation with the neon look and feel of the original. It has a complete interior featuring all manner of vintage arcade machines, and even the secret doorway that appeared in the 2010 follow-up TRON Legacy.
Anita Sarkeesian has been designated Harvard Humanist of the Year 2014. Congratulations to her, and good on the Harvard Humanists!
Like this.
The laughably prestigious University of Qassim in Saudi Arabia held one of the biggest women’s rights conferences in the Arab world last year. Ironically, the institution managed to hold the event without the advice or attendance of a single woman.
Depuis 2012, la photographe américaine Camille Seaman est ce qu’on appelle « une chasseuse de tornades ». Elle parcourt beaucoup de régions des Etats-Unis telles que le Nebraska, Texas, Minnesota, Kansas ou encore l’Oklahoma, à la recherche de la tornade la plus élégante. Elle se retrouve à chaque fois confrontée à un ballet de nuages qui semblent aspirer l’horizon.
Camille Seaman/Caters News.
Google is on the verge of getting into the ride-sharing business, creating a rift with the market leader Uber, Bloomberg reports. Uber and Google have been allies since Google invested $258 million in Uber in 2013 and got a seat on its board of directors. But Bloomberg says David Drummond, the Google executive who holds that Uber board seat, has recently informed Uber of its plans to get into the market itself.
Bloomberg suggests the move is part of Google's larger plan to build a business around self-driving car technology. That would make a lot of sense.
A lot of people assume that a self-driving car is a product that customers will buy the way people buy conventional cars today. But Google has never been very good at selling physical products; its strength has always been in the provision of services. And that makes the taxi business the perfect place for Google to introduce its self-driving car technology.
Another advantage of renting self-driving cars instead of selling them is reliability. Manufacturers will face lawsuits every time a self-driving car injures or kills someone, so they'll want to do everything they can to prevent errors. And this will be easier to do if manufacturers, not customers, own the vehicles. The last thing Google wants is for a car to crash because its owner forgot to bring it in to replace a key sensor. If Google owns all of the cars running its software, it can ensure that software is upgraded promptly and defective hardware is swapped out immediately.
Another reason to start in the taxi business is that, for all the talk about Uber and Lyft being disruptive business, they are themselves ripe for disruption. When you take an Uber ride, the majority of the fare goes to pay your driver. With no driver, Google should be able to charge dramatically less than Uber and still make a profit. That big price advantage won't exist if Google tries to sell cars to consumers directly.
To capture the taxi market, Google needs an Uber-style ride-sharing service to pair with its self-driving technology. It could try to acquire Uber or Lyft, but these companies are now worth billions of dollars.
So, according to Bloomberg, Google is going to build its own service. This would be an uphill struggle if Google were just trying to create another conventional ride-sharing business, since Uber and Lyft have a huge head start. Ride-sharing services are hugely dependent on what economists call network effects: the more drivers you have, the more attractive the service will be to passengers, and vice versa. Google will be starting with zero drivers and zero passengers, putting it at a big disadvantage.
Luckily, Google has a lot of money. It can afford to heavily subsidize the service while it develops the software and expertise it needs to connect customers with rides. Then, once the self-driving technology is ready to go, it can beat Uber and Lyft with much lower prices.







7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult…
I’m getting there…
Scarily accurate
Hella accurate!
I’m not afraid of The Youths but the rest, absolutely.




A look into the experiences of bisexual women who happened to fall in love with men.
Graphics by Chris Ritter
Good read for those who struggle to understand bisexuality.