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20 Aug 23:54

wait i can explain



wait i can explain

21 Aug 03:18

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21 Aug 15:21

orientações para a vida #1

quando a bula do sonífero disser que você precisa deitar imediatamente depois de tomar o comprimido e sossegar a bunda porque ele pode causar amnésia, talvez você deva considerar que esse tipo de recomendação existe por algum motivo.



ou você pode apenas cultivar esse seu espírito livre que não se curva a bulas e falar um monte de merda sem nexo para a coleguinha de trabalho que só queria pedir um favor, a pobre.

21 Aug 15:12

A melhor do aicibuquetxalenge

Meio que já deu de Ice Bucket Challenge na internet, né?

Mas esse vídeo é o melhor de todos e por isso está aqui. Palmirinha, a gente te ama!

(Para doar para as pesquisas relativas a Esclerose Lateral Amiotrófica, acesse o site da Abrela)

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28 Jul 07:00

Immanuel Kant: Fresh Prince of Philosophy







It's a well known historical fact that David Hume laughed maniacally the entire time he was writing An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.
20 Aug 15:30

optimysticals: partysoft: usagov: Image description: On...



optimysticals:

partysoft:

usagov:

Image description: On Saturday, the Navy christened a new research ship the “Sally Ride” after the first U.S. woman and youngest person in space. It is the fifth current ship named for an astronaut. 


Photo from the U.S. Navy

the person doing the christening is dr. tam o’shaughnessy, ride’s partner of 27 yrs. sally ride was not just the first woman and youngest person in space: she was also the first lesbian in space - likely, the first lgbtq person in space.

I know we shared this before but finding out that this ship was christened by Dr. Tam O’Shaughnessy was something that required re-sharing.

19 Aug 08:06

What a Twist!

by Brad
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20 Aug 23:09

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16 Aug 14:31

Satan’s Little Helper [x]





Satan’s Little Helper [x]

14 Aug 20:00

This is Why Video Games Are Better Than Real Life

This is Why Video Games Are Better Than Real Life

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19 Aug 13:00

Every American's Dream Job

Every American's Dream Job

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Tagged: jobs , money
18 Aug 02:13

Медвежье лето

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16 Aug 18:54

Watch Chris Pratt, Retta, and Others in an Anti-Binge-Watching PSA

by E. Alex Jung

Entertainment Weekly rounded up a bunch of celebrities — from Alyson Hannigan to the cast of Parks and Recreation — for a PSA warning viewers of the dangers of binge-watching. Maybe you're like Adam Scott, who brags, "I don't have a TV. I just read and look out the window." Anyway, the celebs  offer some dos and don'ts for how to binge-watch in a responsible manner. Do: Drink a lot of fluids. Don't: Binge-watch Breaking Bad and then switch to True Detective. Do: Take breaks if you're single. Don't: Binge-watch CNN because it will never end

Read more posts by E. Alex Jung

Filed Under: binge-watching ,psa ,chris pratt ,parks and recreaton ,lost ,orange is the new black ,candy

19 Aug 19:18

Manul – the Cat that Time Forgot

by RJ Evans
Have you ever wanted to take a trip through time to see what animals looked like millions of years ago? When it comes to cats there is little or no need.  This beautiful specimen is a Manul, otherwise known as Pallas’s Cat.  About twelve million years ago it was one of the first two modern cats to evolve and it hasn’t changed since. The other species, Martelli’s Cat, is extinct so what you are looking at here is a unique window in to the past of modern cats.

Although the Manul is only the size of the domestic cat, reaching about 26 inches in length its appearance makes it appear somewhat larger.  It is stocky and has very lengthy, thick fur, which gives it, perhaps to human eyes, an unintentional appearance of feline rotundity.  Yet although it appears stout and somewhat ungainly it has a natural elegance and poise – exactly what you would expect from the genus Felis in other words.  Plus it can certainly look after itself in a fight!

The main reason for its survival throughout the ages has been its isolation. In the wild it lives on the Asian steppes at substantial heights – up to 13,000 feet.  Based in India, Pakistan, western China and Mongolia as well as Afghanistan and Turkemistan, it has even been discovered recently in the wilds of the Sayan region of Siberia. In these places it prefers rocky areas, semidesert and barren hillsides.  In other words places where we are less likely to live – but even having said that you will no doubt be able to hazard a guess which species is the Manul’s greatest enemy.

Take a close look at the eyes of the Manul.  Do you see a difference between it and the domestic cat? That’s right, the pupils of the Manul are round, not slit-like.  Proportionally too, the legs are smaller than cats we know and they can’t run anywhere near as quickly.  As for the ears, well, when you actually can catch sight of them they are very low and much further apart than you would see in a domestic cat.

It also has a much shorter face than other cats, which makes its face look flattened.  Some people, when they see their first Manus mistakenly believe that it is a monkey because of its facial appearance and bulky looking frame.  It is easier to see why, from some angles.

The Manus has not been studied a great deal in the wild, where it is classified as near threatened.  This is because it is distributed very patchily throughout its territory, not to mention the fact it is still hunted despite protection orders made by the various governments who create human law in its range. Before it was legally protected tens of thousands of Manuls were hunted and killed each year, mostly for their fur.

It is thought that the cat hunts mostly at dawn and dusk where it will feed on small rodents and birds. Ambush and stalking are their favorite methods of conducting a hunt and although they tend to shelter in abandoned burrows in the day they have been seen basking in the sun. In other words, behaviorally they are much like the domesticated moggy that we know and love.

The Manul is a solitary creature and individuals do not tend to meet purposefully when it is outside the breeding season and will avoid the company of others of its kind where possible. When it is threatened it raises and quivers the upper lip, Elvis like, revealing a large canine tooth.

When breeding does happen the male has to get in quickly as oestrus usually only lasts just under two days. It usually births up to six kittens, very rarely a single one, and it is believed that the size of its litters reflect the high rate of mortality the infant cats can expect. Yet they are expected to be able to hunt at sixteen weeks and are very much on their own and independent by six months. Although their life expectancy in the wild is unknown in captivity they have lived to over eleven years.

Don’t rush to your local pet store, however.  The Manul does not domesticate and even if it did they are incredibly hard to breed in captivity with many kittens dying.  This is thought to be because in the wild, due to its isolation, the cat’s immune system did not have a need to develop and so when they come in contact with us and other species, this under-developed immune system lets them down.

Yet as a living, breathing glimpse in to twelve million years of feline history these amazing animals are irreplaceable. Unique is a word which, in this day and age, is mightily overused. Yet these cats are quite simply just that – unique.

18 Aug 14:51

The Shape of Ideas

by Grant


You can order a poster at my shop.
19 Aug 05:02

dog philosophy

by Ian

dog philosophy

18 Aug 23:54

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Lori

Ana Maria Braga!!!



15 Aug 22:35

Allons-y!

02 Jun 03:28

I need this!



I need this!

16 Aug 04:08

captainbutttouch: Eat your fucking heart out  I’m the cutest...











captainbutttouch:

Eat your fucking heart out 

I’m the cutest thing alive 

these people are trash you fucking go girl

16 Aug 04:12

jackviolet: The cop who shot a dog in front of its 6 year old owner was fired after outrage from...

jackviolet:

The cop who shot a dog in front of its 6 year old owner was fired after outrage from the community and a “Justice for Apollo” campaign.

The cop who shot an unarmed black teen is on paid leave and remains protected by his department. So far, days of outrage and protest have still not brought any justice to Mike Brown.

In America, in 2014, the life of a black man is valued less than that of a dog.

Literally.

Ridiculous

16 Aug 04:18

chescaleigh: First You See What The Town Looks Like. Then, See...

18 Aug 06:30

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Ferguson, MO and Police Militarization (HBO)

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In the wake of the shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, MO, John Oliver explores the racial inequality in treatment by police as well as the increasing militarization of America's local...
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16 Aug 16:38

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this bird has two right wings

16 Aug 23:54

i lick your timelapse



i lick your timelapse

18 Aug 18:28

marinaabramopug: Marina engages with a member of her public...



marinaabramopug:

Marina engages with a member of her public outside the Serpentine Gallery today.

The Pug is Present.

I love you internet!

14 Aug 16:16

Como é ser gorda?

by Polly

Outro dia minha roommate sugeriu que fossemos fazer compras na Zara. Eu peso 150kg.

Nessa hora eu percebi que ela não tem a menor ideia de como é ser gorda. Sim, ela sabe que eu sou gorda, mas não sabe o que isso implica. Então resolvi dar uma explicadinha sobre como é a vida de uma pessoa gorda.

Quando eu morava em Londres, ia sempre num shopping gigantesco perto de casa. Dizem que é o maior da Europa, 334 lojas. Sabe quantas dessas 334 lojas vão até minha numeração? 4. Isso mesmo. No maior shopping da Europa, sou bem-vinda em apenas 4 lojas. Nas outras 330 eu posso tentar me enfiar em uma ou outra peça, mas realmente prontas pra me atender, apenas 4. E não, nenhuma dessas 4 é a Zara.

Não deixo de ir à praia ou usar biquíni, mas sabe por que eu nunca peço cadeira e sempre prefiro sentar na canga? Porque minha bunda não cabe em nenhuma cadeira.

Falando nisso, quando penso em escolher algum bar para tomarmos um chopp, tento lembrar como são as cadeiras do lugar. Cadeiras com braços vão me machucar a noite toda, cadeiras brancas de plástico podem quebrar a qualquer momento. Com o tempo, desenvolvi uma técnica para me sentir mais segura em cadeiras potencialmente perigosas: sento inclinadinha pra frente, jogos as pernas cruzadas pra trás e uso-as como apoio. Caso a cadeira quebre, esse apoio das pernas impede que eu me esborrache no chão. Sim, passo a noite usando as pernas de alavanca. Não, nem quando fico extremamente bêbada esqueço dessa preocupação.

E se enquanto eu estou ali tomando meu choppinho aparece um cara pra puxar papo comigo? Sempre dou uma olhada em volta para conferir se não tem um grupo de amigos dele assistindo de longe e rindo, vendo se ele está mesmo cumprindo a aposta de ir falar com a gorda. Acontece mais do que você imagina.

Daí o cara não veio falar comigo só por uma aposta cruel, tá a fim mesmo. Também acontece. Conversamos, levo ele pra casa, transamos. No dia seguinte, mesmo tendo usado camisinha, acordo com umas coceiras meio estranhas e resolvo ir ao médico. Chegando lá, o médico provavelmente nem vai ouvir o que tenho a dizer e vai apenas me entregar uma folhinha de dieta. Meus sintomas não interessam, a possível gonorreia vai passar se eu apenas emagrecer.

Saio do médico morrendo de fome pois estava em jejum por causa dos exames de sangue. Gostaria de comer alguma coisa antes de voltar para casa, mas preciso avaliar se vale o esforço de comer em público sozinha, porque provavelmente escutarei algum desaforo. Se pedir uma coxinha, alguém vai passar por mim e sussurrar “é por isso que tá desse tamanho”. Se estiver calor e resolver tomar um sorvete, alguém pode me segurar pelo braço e dizer “cuidado, vai ficar ainda mais gorda”. Já ouvi isso mais de uma vez.

Eu poderia continuar, mas acho que está ficando triste, e essa não era minha intenção. Eu não sou uma pessoa triste, eu me amo do jeitinho maravilhoso que sou, mas mesmo que uma gorda seja a ganhadora do Prêmio Nobel da Autoestima, essas coisas continuam sendo uma realidade.

Ah, mas então por que você não emagrece e para de passar por isso?

Meu amigo, porque não há nada de errado comigo. Não tenho que me  encolher para caber no mundo, o mundo que precisa parar de tentar me diminuir.

13 Aug 04:20

The salmon send their best assassin. [x]



The salmon send their best assassin. [x]

16 Aug 01:15

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11 Aug 14:23

Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]Previously:...





















Crazy Ideas That Just Need to Happen Already [via]

Previously: Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts