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25 Oct 01:57

nice friend person: hey, how've you been?

Rosalind

same

nice friend person: hey, how've you been?
me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
23 Oct 15:49

"Dear employers, I will have to take the day off today because: ☐ It’s December and the streets are..."

Dear employers, I will have to take the day off today because:

☐ It’s December and the streets are papier-mached with wet bronze leaves and it’s so dark outside that the cars have their headlights on at 3pm

☐ I have recently been through a breakup, or I have been through a breakup at any time in my life really, and I woke up today with the absolute conviction that I will never be loved again

☐ A dog looked at me

☐ I got a text from someone for whom I feel a mix of concern and frustration and recognition and longing that is both more and less than romance

☐ Someone made a joke about dead pets meeting you in heaven

☐ Daylight savings time

☐ I passed a knot of flowers that were so bright they glowed through the dim grey water of the day and when was anything in my life last that luminous?

☐ Girls are too pretty

☐ For the first time I genuinely comprehend that there is not enough time to have all the lives I wanted

☐ I accidentally listened to Leonard Cohen



- Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today  (via loverscarvings)
24 Oct 23:10

pyksii: saddeer: I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their...

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

alex-v-hernandez
25 Oct 00:00

aduhm: teamhydrate: modern art what kinda cheap ass emojis...



aduhm:

teamhydrate:

modern art

what kinda cheap ass emojis are these….

25 Oct 04:57

This is Miko, a champagne pink fox

Rosalind

ILOVEIT



This is Miko, a champagne pink fox

25 Oct 04:57

Oh my gaaahd.

Rosalind

no satan only upside down corgloaf



Oh my gaaahd.

24 Oct 16:45

frankenfemme: Talkative/Overly Friendly White woman at the...











frankenfemme:

Talkative/Overly Friendly White woman at the Farmers Market

25 Oct 01:06

“Ladies.”



Ladies.”

25 Oct 01:06

Photo

Rosalind

sadface











25 Oct 01:08

pumpkinpienix: igperish: (x) EVERY TIME I SEE HIM SAYING...

Rosalind

yesssss dis guy is ok by me also <3













pumpkinpienix:

igperish:

(x)

EVERY TIME I SEE HIM SAYING SOMETHING I LOVE HIM MORE UGH

FUCK YEAH DANIEL RADCLIFFE

25 Oct 01:08

Photo

Rosalind

//sob// so beautiful //sob//





25 Oct 01:09

gorettmisstag: by Philippe Caza

25 Oct 01:10

jenniferlovely: We just did the test drive for Mavis...



jenniferlovely:

We just did the test drive for Mavis makeup..

We are so screwed in 8 years.

I flailed and made incoherent Eldergoth noises of joy at this photo. 

25 Oct 01:16

YASS

Rosalind

YASS INDEED





YASS

25 Oct 00:36

thecsph: thebasehrbi: A lot of people like to explain consent...



thecsph:

thebasehrbi:

A lot of people like to explain consent in sexual encounters as “No means no.” This is true, but doesn’t capture as many crucial parts of happy fun sex and experiences as “Yes means yes!” Consent should always be informed and enthusiastic, never coerced, and you and your partner should be looking for consent continuously. Stay safe, stay happy, and have fun!

Consent can look different for different people, but that’s why communication between partners is so important. No matter what it looks like though, consent should not hinge on any fear, discomfort, or pressure. 

25 Oct 02:12

jonahray: ha!





jonahray:

ha!

25 Oct 02:34

best-of-imgur: Feel the burnhttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

Rosalind

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK YOU

25 Oct 02:51

vividvivka: A little #tbt to an easy Halloween idea….! Misty,...



vividvivka:

A little #tbt to an easy Halloween idea….! Misty, from Ponemon…. And it goes so well with my pokemon leggings, from @poprageous 💋💜

#halloween #halloweenideas #misty #pokemon #cosplay #costume #poprageous #cartoon #cute

25 Oct 03:09

"MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY..."

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY PAIN TWIN

DIRECTOR: do you mean your stunt double

MOVIE STAR: BRING ME MY AGONY SHADOW WHO SUFFERS FOR ME



-

A Movie Star Names Things" - Mallory Ortberg

I actually literally can’t with this.

(via knottahooker)

25 Oct 03:08

Photo

Rosalind

FOREVER REBLOG



25 Oct 01:48

egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

Rosalind

balls

egberts: *goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
25 Oct 01:46

-teesa-: 3.6.14 Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business...

Rosalind

KILL IT WITH FIRE

















-teesa-:

3.6.14

Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

25 Oct 04:06

Just in case anyone was wondering.



Just in case anyone was wondering.

25 Oct 04:56

funnyskullgrin

25 Oct 04:57

scienceofshrock: The most ‘pay attention to me’ moment I have...









scienceofshrock:

The most ‘pay attention to me’ moment I have ever seen

25 Oct 05:00

midnitesurprise: greet the morning



midnitesurprise:

greet the morning

24 Oct 23:02

stuckwith-harry: so-much-hilarity: look at Daniel pulling...





stuckwith-harry:

so-much-hilarity:

look at Daniel pulling Rupert away in the last one 

never not reblogging

24 Oct 22:25

Wisconsin Political Candidate Tells Fast-Food Workers to “Get a Real Job”

by Anita Little

Screen shot 2014-10-24 at 1.10.45 PMAnd the victim-blaming of the impoverished continues.

The Republican candidate for attorney general in Wisconsin, Brad Schimel, recently explained to supporters that this whole minimum wage debate wouldn’t be happening if those poors could just get their lives together:

I want every one of our neighbors to have a job again, a well-paid job, so we don’t have to argue about minimum wage for someone working at Burger King. Let’s get them a real job.

A real job. Guess the grueling hours fast-food workers spend earning poverty wages must be imaginary? Or that the daily frustrations they face attempting to provide for their families in a system that is rigged against them is a delusion?

What is very real is that $200 billion is grossed by the fast-food industry annually and that the CEO of McDonald’s received a $13.8 million salary in 2012. And yet, the industry can’t seem to find a way to pay its 3 million workers—the majority of whom are women—a livable wage. More than half the families of full-time fast-food workers rely on public assistance.

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Schimel’s flippancy towards the plight of fast-food workers is especially charged because on Nov. 4, voters in 13 Wisconsin counties will decide on referendums to raise the minimum wage from $7.25 to $10.10 an hour. The change could make a considerable difference in the lives of low-wage workers in the state, and put Wisconsin in accordance with its own state law that dictates all workers must make a living wage:

Every wage paid or agreed to be paid by any employer to any employee…shall be not less than a living wage… [It must be enough to] permit an employee to maintain herself or himself in minimum comfort, decency, physical and moral well-being.

Someone who doesn’t want to see this happen is the state’s own Republican governor, Scott Walker, who declared $7.25 is a living wage after 100 workers filed a complaint with his administration for breaking the above statute. Also, back in January when he was interviewed about the federal minimum wage, he said “the best thing we can do to help people who are unemployed or underemployed is to fix Obamacare.”

Umm, what?

Needless to say, if you live in Wisconsin and you care about fair wages, please make sure you show up to the polls on Nov. 4 to vote in these county referendums that could improve the quality of life for countless fast-food workers.

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Photo courtesy of wilson4_khl via Creative Commons 2.0.

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Anita Little is the associate editor at Ms. magazine. Follow her on Twitter.

 

 

 

25 Oct 01:18

"My daughter has not seen her biological dad since she was four. She’s 11 now. When she was two he..."

Rosalind

jesus christ, this kid

“My daughter has not seen her biological dad since she was four. She’s 11 now. When she was two he contacted me and asked if I would allow him to terminate his parental rights so he could stop paying child support and I agreed.. I wanted to spare her the heartache of a revolving door father and the sacrifice of the financial support was well worth him never being able to disappoint her again. I never lied to her about where he went or who her dad was.. I have always answered her questions in the most age appropriate way possible. When she was four he contacted me and told me he has been diagnosed with cancer and would like to see her. I set aside a day and we met in the park. He had asked for two hours. He stayed 20 minutes and we never heard from him again.. Over the summer we ran into somebody that knows him and they commented on how she looks like his other children. They elaborated that he has settled down and has a family now. My stomach tied itself in knots thinking of how hurtful that must be to my daughter.. I cut the conversation short and we got in the car to leave and that’s when I saw her smiling. She said “mom.. He figured out how to be a dad. That’s such a nice thing. I’m happy for his kids.” And that’s the day an 11 year old taught me all I need to know about forgiveness”

- A comment on this Humans of New York post (via aboutme-g)
25 Oct 01:19

Giant Beetles In "Jurassic Park" Costumes

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