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03 Dec 10:25

Video

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jeje



09 Dec 13:52

Male Video Game Characters Look Ridiculous When Sexualized Like Female Characters

VITIMan

TETAS!

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Mario, the most recognizable game character in the world, would look TOTALLY different with a set of huge female boobs.

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Luigi shares something in common with his brother, he looks absurd when given a set of humongous female boobs.

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Gordon Freeman may not say much, but his super huge boobs scream "I am a ridiculous parody of a human being!"

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Super spy Solid Snake's greatest disguise would be a pair of ludicrously huge boobs, he looks completely different!

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Where does this jogging lady buy an atheletic bra in her siz- OH WAIT, it's the world-famous hedgehog Sonic, I didn't recognize him because of his preposterously large boobs.

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What Pokemon is this? I can't even tell, the impossibly large human breasts on it make it unrecognizable.

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This is a picture of Mega-Man with XX-cup boobs.

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Look at this weird lady.

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Master Chief with an outrageous rack would be a horrible design decision. I'm literally crying looking at this.

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Oregon Trail with boobs is making me cry even harder.

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This dinosaur child should not have a rack this big, it is way too big for a dinosaur child of this age. This child dressed as a dinosaur should not be sexualized like female video game characters.

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27 Nov 13:26

Galavant Trailer

VITIMan

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Dan Fogelman (Tangled) teams up with composer Alan Menken (The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast) and lyricist Glenn Slater (Tangled) for ABC's o...
26 Nov 16:48

Correa canina facehugger

by La Gusa
VITIMan

molón

Ningún perro te va a agradecer que le coloques un parásito capaz de incubarle un alien, pero como lo único que puede hacer al respecto es mover la cola en señal de disconformidad y siempre puedes ignorar ese símbolo o interpretarlo como un le encanta, en realidad el perro está condenado.

El facehugger se abraza al perro mediante velcro. Y en este punto me voy a detener: son alienígenas. Tienen, por tanto, tecnología alienígena. Y usan velcro. ¿Por qué? Porque es una maravilla. Porque las zapatillas con velcro nunca debieron desaparecer del mercado dejándonos a merced de las malditas cuerdas que hay que atar en posición fetal mientras la sangre se agolpa en la cabeza, y si ese gesto te pilla con un cigarrillo en la boca prepárate para sufrir la mayor tortura desde el spinning. Teníamos algo hermoso, gente, y lo hemos roto de nuevo, sí, lo hemos vapuleado, insultado, marginado y vilipendiado hasta convertirlo en algo degradante y miserable. Asco de raza, asco de mundo.

Y sí, la correa me gusta y si tuviera perro le compraba siete, ¿estamos? Pues vale.

Visto en Geek Tyrant

Ver más: alien, correas, facehugger, perros
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26 Nov 05:17

VisaMapper – is an interactive map which tells you if you need a visa to visit a certain country, and if so, when and how you need to apply for it. Simply choose your nationality from the drop-down list provided, and the map will change color accordingly.

VITIMan

Seleccionad Israel.

26 Nov 14:30

You Don’t Want To Catch These Undead Pokémon

by Amy Ratcliffe
VITIMan

BU!

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It’s finally happened. I’ve finally seen a take on Pokémon that isn’t adorable. Artists J. R. Coffron and Stephen Oakley teamed up and created a horrifying combination: zombie Pokémon. Just look at Pikachu! The pocket monsters become actual scary monsters in this art, and I do not want to catch either of them.

See an undead Weezing after the break.

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(Tumblr via Kotaku)








26 Nov 23:46

Game of throne pixel fanart

VITIMan

CHICHO, CHICHO CHICHO, CHICHO CHICHO....

27 Nov 09:00

Some of Japan's Most Memorable Twitter Pics of 2014

by Brian Ashcraft
VITIMan

Click y a disfrutar!

Some of Japan's Most Memorable Twitter Pics of 2014

This year is not over. We have one more month! But, let's look back at some, certainly not all, of the most memorable Twitter pics Japan has seen so far this year.

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25 Nov 09:53

El peor DJ del mundo

VITIMan

ASOMBROSO.

Lo tiene todo... todo lo malo. Posiblemente el peor DJ del mundo en acción. Si quieres ver lo que ocurría dentro de su mente en esos momentos: ► http://www.y...
25 Nov 04:33

A rare deep-sea anglerfish is caught on video for first time alive and at depth

25 Nov 09:13

Todos podemos sentirnos como astronautas si jugamos a Elite: Dangerous de esta forma

by DroidenZ
VITIMan

En vez de un Oculus Rift....

Es bastante habitual encontrarse con vídeos en los que la gente se construye su propia cabina de juegos con proyectores y volantes. Pero lo normal es que estas cabinas se creen para simular el interior de un vehículo y se usen para simuladores de conducción.

En esta ocasión la cabina de juego simula el interior de una de las naves de ‘Elite: Dangerous’, consiguiendo una inmersión y experiencia únicas. Tan sólo ha necesitado tres proyectores, un par de tablets y algo de tiempo libre y dinero. Aunque hay que reconocer que el resultado es bastante bueno.

La verdad que pasar de crear sets de conducción a crear cabinas espaciales parece la evolución lógica. Aunque por el precio de los proyectores y demás elementos sigo pensando que nos sale más rentable un Oculus Rift, más cuando ‘Elite: Dangerous’ será compatible con él.

En VidaExtra | Todo lo que necesitas saber de Elite: Dangerous

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La noticia Todos podemos sentirnos como astronautas si jugamos a Elite: Dangerous de esta forma fue publicada originalmente en Vidaextra por DroidenZ .








24 Nov 02:30

In Space, Nobody Can Hear You Say "This Is Beautiful"

by Luke Plunkett
VITIMan

Esta tarde os digo.

Space Engine is a free download that lets you fly around the universe, without any aliens or trade federations getting in the way. It was a pretty thing the last time we looked at it, in 2011, but this new video is just gorgeous.

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20 Nov 02:57

Bird city

VITIMan

Click y vuela

20 Nov 08:00

Ilusión óptica tatuada

by Troy
VITIMan

Mary, inspírate!

Parece increíble que a estas alturas aún nos pueda sorprender un tatuaje. Este lo ha conseguido y, aún más, creo no equivocarme al afirmar que estamos ante el nacimiento de una nueva moda en el sector.

El que ha abierto la veda ha sido el irlandés Paul O'Rourke con esta obra que hace aparecer, como por arte de magia, un agujero en el brazo. Interesante, aunque lo que esperamos con ganas es ver otras partes del cuerpo tatuadas con trucos así. Sí, "esas" partes del cuerpo.

Visto en Geekologie

Ver más: ilusión, óptica, tatoos, tattoos, tatuajes
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19 Nov 15:28

Follow the human!

VITIMan

Click y troll.

20 Nov 12:30

Cómo conseguir unos pechos brillantes

by La Gusa
VITIMan

Para vosotras, campeonas.

Es posible que alguna fémina sienta la necesidad de resaltar sus pechos y transformarlos en dos signos de exclamación. No es común y dudo mucho que sea recomendable para entrevistas de trabajo, pero en cualquier caso aquí están estos Pezones LEDs, ideales para, bueno, gente que quiera Pezones LEDs.

Sí, lo habéis adivinado: hoy estoy un poco vago (es uno de esos días en los que siento la gravedad, ¿me entendéis?) y no voy a profundizar en el tema en cuestión. Por suerte, da la casualidad de que coincido plenamente con el gran Tim Minchin, así que prefiero que él hable por mí:

Lo queremos necesitamos para QueLoVendanX.com.
De momento nos hemos de conformar con los pasties fluorescentes.
Visto en Dude I want that

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19 Nov 05:16

Tiny Japanese Flip Books Filled with Secret Slots & Negative Spaces

VITIMan

Click y enjoy

17 Nov 12:01

El momento que todos esperabais ha llegado. Llega Goat MMO Simulator

by DroidenZ
VITIMan

QUIERO!

Seguro que muchos ansiabais sentiros como una cabra en mitad de un mundo de fantasía plagado de dinosaurios, aventuras y otras cabras. Los chicos de Coffe Stain Studios os han escuchado y han anunciado ‘Goat MMO Simulator’.

Con ‘Goat MMO Simulator’ podremos personalizar a nuestra propia cabra con diferentes armaduras, armas y habilidades. Un sinfín de posibilidades para vivir nuestra propia aventura épica junto a otras cabras. Derrotando a terroríficos enemigos y visitando lugares espectaculares. En definitiva, lo típico que solían hacer las cabras en la Edad Media.

Lo mejor de todo es que se trata de un DLC gratuito para ‘Goat Simulator’, así que sólo tendréis que compraros el juego original para vivir innumerables aventuras. El problema es que aún tendréis que contener el hype y esperar al 20 de noviembre para descargarlo.

En VidaExtra | Ya puedes controlar a la cabra del Goat Simulator en Mac y Linux

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La noticia El momento que todos esperabais ha llegado. Llega Goat MMO Simulator fue publicada originalmente en Vidaextra por DroidenZ .








17 Nov 14:35

Seals discovered having sex with penguins

VITIMan

Clic y vídeo e imagen. Es lo que todos esperábamos!

Things are heating up in the cold climes of the sub-Antarctic. On a remote, and mostly desolate island, seals have been caught engaging in an extreme form of sexual behaviour.

Specifically, they have been trying to have sex with penguins.

More than one fur seal has been caught in the act, on more than one occasion.

And it’s all been captured on film, with details being published in the journal Polar Biology.

Perhaps it is a release of sexual frustration

The sexual behaviour of the fur seals hasn’t come as a complete shock to the scientists that recorded it.

In 2006, they saw, for the first time, a fur seal attempting to copulate with a king penguin, on Marion Island, a sub-Antarctic island that is home to both species.

They published details of that incident, and speculated that the sex act at the time may have been the behavior of a frustrated, sexually inexperienced seal. Or an aggressive, predatory act. Or a playful one that turned sexual.

But the new incidents, published in the study "Multiple occurrences of king penguin (Aptenodytes patagonicus) sexual harassment by Antarctic fur seals (Arctocephalus gazella)", still surprised the researchers.

“Honestly I did not expect that follow up sightings of a similar nature to that 2006 one would ever be made again, and certainly not on multiple occasions,” said Nico de Bruyn, of the Mammal Research Institute at the University of Pretoria, South Africa.

Scientists routinely monitor wildlife on the island, and look out for rare and unusual behaviour.

On three separate occasions, a research team led by William A. Haddad and de Bruyn spotted young male seals sexually coercing what appeared to be healthy penguins of unknown gender.

Two incidents occurred on Goodhope Bay, and one on Funk beach. The incident in 2006 occurred on a different beach again, called Trypot.

“This really made us sit up and take notice,” said de Bruyn, of the new sightings.

All four known sexual incidents followed a common pattern. Each time a seal chased, captured and mounted the penguin. The seal then attempted copulation several times, lasting about five minutes each, with periods of rest in between.

I genuinely think the behaviour is increasing in frequency

Male and female penguins mate via an opening called a cloaca, and the seals are thought to have actually penetrated the penguins in some of the acts, which were caught on film by Haddad.

In three of the four recorded incidents the seal let the penguin go. But on one of the more recent occasions, the seal killed and ate the penguin after trying to mate with it.

Fur seals often catch and eat penguins on the island.

The incidents are the only time pinnipeds, the group that includes seals, fur seals and sea-lions, have been known to have sex with a animal from a different biological class, in this case a mammal trying to have sex with a bird.

The scientists can only speculate about why the seals are behaving this way.

But the new observations suggest that having sex with penguins may be becoming a learned behaviour among seals on the island.

“Seals have capacity for learning - we know this from their foraging behaviour for example,” explained de Bruyn.

So male seals may see each other coercing penguins, then attempt it themselves.

That might explain why the number of incidents appears to be increasing. “I genuinely think the behaviour is increasing in frequency.”

But “if this is learned behaviour, we really can’t think of what the reward may be for these young males,” he adds. “Other than perhaps learning that these birds are an easier target to practice their copulatory skills.”

The seals were not yet old or large enough to defend harems of female seals, explained de Bruyn.

“Perhaps it is a release of sexual frustration, given the hormonal surges during seal breeding season. It is very unlikely to be failed mate recognition - i.e. the misidentification of the penguin as a female seal.

“All in all it’s difficult to say really,” he admits.

All videos credited to William A. Haddad, and courtesy of Polar Biology / Springer.

07 Nov 14:30

Astronauts Made A 3D Video Of A GoPro Camera Floating Inside A Bubble Of Water [Video]

by Stefan A. Slater
VITIMan

Vídeo moñas en la ISS!

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Oh, to be an astronaut–so much fun with zero gravity! NASA astronauts and amateur filmmakers Reid Wiseman and Steve Swanson (along with ESA astronaut Alexander Gerst) placed a GoPro camera inside a bubble of water that was floating freely on board the International Space Station (ISS). As you can guess, the resulting shots were pretty spectacular. The astronauts snapped some standard footage with the GoPro, but they also filmed the whole affair with a special 3D camera.

Check ‘em out after the break!

Here’s the 3D video:

(via Laughing Squid)








07 Nov 16:44

Giant Birdsnest For Humans Breeds New Ideas, Not Chicks

by Johnny Strategy
VITIMan

Wishlist para la lotería de Navidad.

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Giant Birdsnest For Humans Breeds New Ideas, Not Chicks nests home eggs

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Giant Birdsnest For Humans Breeds New Ideas, Not Chicks nests home eggs

The Giant Birdsnest is exactly that. Except it’s not made from twigs and it’s definitely not for the birds. The gigantic, cozy nest is made from a foam-padded wooden backwall that’s covered with wooden panels and filled with egg-shaped cushions that allow for ergonomic sitting positions. Designed by the Israel-based design firm OGE Creative Group, the Birdsnest is a “new and inspiring socializing space: a fusion of furniture and playground” where ideas come to get incubated.

It’s a multifunctional piece of furniture that can be used for resting, browsing the web, reading, talking and doing almost anything. It comes in 4 different sizes (ranging from 2,700 – 7,900 Euros) and, at its largest, can accommodate up to 16 people at a time. We want all our future meetings to be held in the Birdsnest! (via Laughing Squid)

28 Oct 06:00

Hilarante empleo de carretilla para imitar acrobacias de skateboard

by Amorin Uzuki
VITIMan

01:20

La idea de este sujeto parece una gilipollez enorme, y probablemente lo sea, pero precisamente por ello ha dado como un resultado un vídeo muy divertido, que cada vez me ha ido sacando una mayor sonrisa, y he terminado apreciando el estilo de Hä Wie para hacer acrobacias con una carretilla, que rebosa arte y elegancia.

Vía: Gizmodo

07 Nov 14:49

Fiebre del sábado noche, made in Rusia

VITIMan

EMPIEZA EL FINDE!!!!!!

Los rusos y su gran gusto por el baile... y el vodka
11 Nov 19:20

Song of the Sea Official US Release Trailer - Irish Animated Movie HD

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HYPE!

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12 Nov 00:36

If I were rich, I would pay for making this film.

VITIMan

YINIUSSS



If I were rich, I would pay for making this film.

11 Nov 14:00

This Little Bird Chirps And Tweets Like R2-D2 [Video]

by Nicole Wakelin
VITIMan

pipirubiii

Capture

This is Bluey the budgie and he has been taught a few nifty little tricks by his Star Wars loving owners. Not only does he look like a bird version of R2-D2, he sounds like him, too. They taught him how to make all of the little droid’s chirps and tweets, which likely started off charming and is now driving everyone nuts. That makes him even more like the real thing!

See the video after the break.

(via reddit)








12 Nov 09:00

Japanese High School Holds "Sex Change Day"

by Brian Ashcraft
VITIMan

Día de travestismo en el colegio!

Japanese High School Holds "Sex Change Day"

Yesterday wasn't your typical day at Fuji Hokuryo High School in Yamanashi Prefecture. Male and female students could trade uniforms for what the school dubbed "Sex Change Day" (セクスチェンジ・デー or sekusu chenji dee). The event made the national news.

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12 Nov 08:29

Rosetta's comet sings a mysterious 'song'

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Click y escuchar!

News in Science

Wednesday, 12 November 2014 Ian O'Neill
Discovery News

Comet sound The Rosetta mission has detected a mysterious signal coming from Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko.

The mission has five instruments in the Rosetta Plasma Consortium (RPC) that measure the plasma environment surrounding the comet.

Plasma is a charged gas and the RPC is tasked with understanding variations in the comet's activity, how 67P's jets of vapour and dust interacts with the solar wind and the dynamic structure of the comet's nucleus and coma.

But when recording signals in the 40-50 millihertz frequency range, the RPC scientists stumbled on a surprise — the comet was singing, they report.

Through some kind of interaction in the comet's environment, 67P's weak magnetic field seems to be oscillating at low frequencies. In an effort to better understand this unique 'song', mission scientists have increased the frequency 10,000 times to make it audible to the human ear.

First detected in August as Rosetta approached the comet from 100 kilometres, this magnetic oscillation has continued.

Rosetta scientists speculate that the oscillations may be driven by the ionisation of neutral particles from the comet's jets.

As they are released into space, they collide with high-energy particles from interplanetary space and become ionised. Because it is electrically charged, the plasma then interacts with the cometary magnetic field, causing oscillations. But to draw any conclusions about this, further work is needed.

"This is exciting because it is completely new to us," says Karl-Heinz Glaßmeier, head of Space Physics and Space Sensorics at the Technische Universität Braunschweig, Germany.

"We did not expect this and we are still working to understand the physics of what is happening."

Rosetta is currently lining up to deploy its robotic Philae lander to the comet at 20.00 AEDT.

During landing manoeuvers, the RPC is expected to help tracking Philae's descent to the comet's surface. The time between separation and landing is expected to take around seven hours.

It takes 28 minutes and 20 seconds for signals to travel at the speed of light from Rosetta to mission control in Germany.

Tags: astronomy-space, planets-and-asteroids, space-exploration, spacecraft

11 Nov 18:48

El batería más pequeño del mundo

by Troy
VITIMan

Chorrada-today

Un mini-crack.

Pero no me explico como hace para que esos platillos de plástico suenen tan bien.

Visto en IncredibleThings

Ver más: batería, Niños
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10 Nov 13:54

Rage quit

VITIMan

Jorge picándose, click.