

[On the USA East Coast, anyway. -Ed.]
Forget the usual coffee and sandwich. It’s time to stuff some CUTE into that ho-hum/humdrum meal! Next stop…you guessed it…THE. BIG. J.









=And the usual HOW 2 video, thankuverymuch=
Andrew Y., U are definitely getting some RN24-news competish from Teri (“Bentos and Ready to serve kitties!! Not together….but yea =D”) C.






I LOVE HER SHE IS SO UNIMPRESSED BY THE DOCTOR AND HE DOESN’T UNDERSTAND HOW
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C.O. would like to take this opportunity to wish all Moms out there Happy Mother’s Day!







~Le Creditos~
1.) Mother & Bebeh Sea Otter from Telegraph UK.
2.) Meerkats from ZooBorns.
3-5.) Grilla & Bebeh from ZooBorns.
6. More Grilla & Bebeh, from Reddit.
7.) Orangutans from WWF.org.
Can Chew-Brite® brand dog biscuits really whiten your dog’s teeth three shades in one week? We asked Barney to take the Chew-Brite Challenge, and one week later, his teeth ar–EEEEEEAAAAAUUUGH!

Via Imgur.
When YouTuber Stegmeier53 noticed a snipe crossing the street a few years ago, he stopped to take a picture. It soon became apparent that the bird was grooving to the music from his car…
(via VVV)

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.
how the hell do you bend and braid a tree
Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.
You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.
Frankentrees.As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.
On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.
But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:
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I admire that level of spite. “Teacher told us a tree would die if flipped upside down? Chet go steal an excavator, we are going to show that motherfucker what’s what.”






YAAAASSSS
GOD FUCKING BLESS THIS WOMAN
THANK YOU!!!!
Wow
Syd’s official designation is a “Southern Hairy-Nosed Wombat.”

She lives at the Taronga Zoo in Sydney, Australia.

Sydney is eight months old, and is just now poking her considerable schnozz outside to see wassup.

That’s mom Korra at right.

Sydney shown here achieving decent ground clearance!

Credit 2 ZooBorns with the story.










Star Trek + Social Commentary (context in the captions)
This is the reason star trek exists. This is why it is important. Without this there is no point of making it, you can add all the flashing lights and CG explosions and half naked women you like but without this, right here, you are not making Star Trek.
THIS!



LIX is the latest contender in the handheld 3D-printing field. Launched just a few hours ago on Kickstarter, the developers say the super compact design is smaller than any other pen on the market and it can even be powered by the electricity from a USB port. After turning it on the LIX takes less than a minute to heat up and you’re ready to start creating vertical illustrations. Via LIX:
LIX 3D printing pen has the similar function as 3D printers. It melts and cools coloured plastic, letting you create rigid and freestanding structures. Lix has a hot-end nozzle that is power supplied from USB 3.0 port. The plastic filament ABS/PLA is introduced in the upper extremity of Lix Pen. The filament goes through a patented mechanism while moving through the pen to finally reach the hot-end nozzle which melts and cools it down. An interesting fact about this light-weight, engineered pen is that these structures can be formed in any imaginable shape.
The LIX pen has a much sleeker form and a finer tip than similar devices we’ve seen like the 3Doodler, though it’s a bit more expensive. See more on their website. (via Mashable)
Last year, the West Midlands Police Department grew frustrated with repeated requests from the Crown Prosecution Service for a witness statement from Officer PC Peach. Why? Because Peach is a K9 officer.
Since a dog is obviously incapable of offering a statement, the exasperated police finally provided this reply…

The CPS wasn’t pleased to be the butt of the joke, but the officer guilty of the forgery got away without a reprimand.
(via Reddit)
"Nanomach- oh wait sorry. Micro-robotics, son!"
“Tyra, I’m very disappointed in your work. The carrot cake you baked was not sufficiently moist, plus you spilled Starbucks on the marble-with-gold-inlay floor of my three-million-dollar hutch on Long Island. You’re fired.”
