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19 Sep 01:29

DC Comics: when you're ready for Plant Batman, know that I am ready to take your call

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September 16th, 2015: This comic was going to give Batman the powers of all his enemies until I realized that Poison Ivy pretty much did the trick. Not bad, Miss Pamela Isley!

– Ryan

16 Sep 06:54

a little visit from the tooth fairy

by kris

20150915_hotteeth

the tooth fairy ain’t a boy scout, he’s got bills to pay like anybody — once in a while, he stumbles on a cache of hot teeth. if a kid needs to “lose” a couple more this month to make the books come out even, what’s it to them? something in it for em, if they can keep their mouths shut

11 Sep 07:15

#1157; In which Health has progressed

by David Malki

You know what REALLY gets the toxins out? A good old-fashioned bloodletting.

06 Sep 06:39

110515

by Mike

Walk in the woods

24 Aug 23:55

to the lobsters in the kitchen, the sinking of the Titanic must've seemed like another event in a long series of events so far outside their natural experience that they can't possibly understand them

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August 24th, 2015: FUN(?) FACT: there are deep sea lobsters, but they weren't discovered until 2011 and certainly weren't being eaten on the Titanic. OR WERE THEY??

– Ryan

24 Aug 23:49

Climate change: the Voldemort of our world. Sort of.



Climate change: the Voldemort of our world. Sort of.

20 Aug 07:39

Hunter

by Lunarbaboon

Check out more Lunarbaboon comics on Webtoons.. Lunarbaboon on Webtoons

15 Aug 09:07

hum

by Lunarbaboon

Check out more Lunarbaboon over at Webtoons: http://www.webtoons.com/en/slice-of-life/lunarbaboon/list?title_no=523

15 Aug 08:57

The Wheel of Misfortune

by boulet
14 Aug 08:24

#1150; In which a Harp is huge

by David Malki

we sell novelty scale replicas of the world's largest harp. while aficionados of the world's largest harp will consider them comically small, in actuality they are around the size of a regulation orchestra harp

11 Aug 15:08

#1033; In which a Parade is questioned

by David Malki

No...one...waves like Gaston / visits Hades like Gaston / No one works off his sins in parades like Gaston

09 Aug 05:37

Tastyshapes

by Bill Amend

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07 Aug 06:09

#1149; The Prodigal Slur

by David Malki

Always getting flustered and forgetting what they put in their pockets! It's a stereotype for a reason!!

07 Aug 00:56

060415

by Mike

Playing patience

03 Aug 17:42

clever girls

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August 3rd, 2015: The talking donkey in the Bible never even gets a name! I propose we call her... "Chatty McVocalcords". It is a reasonable name that will fit into the other names in the Bible nicely.

– Ryan

31 Jul 07:19

#1147; In which a Lock is needed

by David Malki

The lock is for a time capsule containing everything else in the garage.

28 Jul 06:25

the alphabetsman

by kris

20150727_alphabet

“i got a lot of ways to rearrange the letters in the alphabet. you could do most- to least-frequently used too, but i feel like the least need to be up in front because it affects ability to memorize the new order. thank you for listening, goodbye”

23 Jul 21:11

#1144; The Silver Foil Lining

by David Malki

Lose your keys through a sewer grate? At least it's practice for when you lose your keys through a hole in a bridge!

23 Jul 20:52

Philosophy Club




When you think about it, any club can be a fight club with enough spirit.
15 Jul 22:11

call me, NASA

by kris

20150715-nasa

the planet i made has a lot of interesting geological features. for a very reasonable fee, you can bring a satellite over my house and take all the pics you want. don’t throw your money away when i got a great planet right here priced to move.

14 Jul 01:22

the feel-good ailment of the season

by kris

20150713-minions

technically members of the HPV family, it’s the first example of a virus that has been engineered to deliver a epidermal advertisement. after about seven days, lesions across the trunk spell out “in theaters july 10″

48 hours later, the patient dies

10 Jul 23:18

better taste, better life

by kris

20150710-healthydog

and once you dunk your slice in our hormone-free garlic nacho aioli, you’ll never go back to ordinary corn dog p’zangas

08 Jul 01:31

these dang kids

by kris

20150707-oculus

and their thrill-packed worlds of challenge and intrigue and relaxation, and the sum of humanity’s knowledge a few taps away

01 Jul 20:20

Strengths and Weaknesses

Do you need me to do a quicksort on the whiteboard or produce a generation of offspring or something? It might take me a bit, but I can do it.
01 Jul 00:22

Despair Bears




23 Jun 15:55

#1020; The Unknown Knowns

by David Malki

No, not FOR dogs being infants! AGAINST it! I'm AGAINST IT, haven't you been LISTENING

20 Jun 16:05

once

by Lunarbaboon

Help this comic get made by supporting the little guy... https://www.patreon.com/Lunarbaboon

16 Jun 18:43

only if i can open a new "tab" at the bar

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June 15th, 2015: This comic would've been much better timed for Father's Day, or better yet... Grandfather's Day. Is that a thing? The vast global network of information we've built so that I might satisfy my every curiosity at a moment's notice says: yes!

– Ryan

09 Jun 23:23

advances in interventioneering

by kris

20150609-intervention

“we wish we could do drugs as cool as you. congratulations”

09 Jun 06:54

Gettin’ Triggy Wit It

by Bill Amend

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