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23 May 20:47

whamb: iloveurcat: coolcatgroup: coolcatgroup: When cats stretch and spread their little...

whamb:

iloveurcat:

coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

When cats stretch and spread their little toebeans out, reblog if you agree

I can’t believe I forgot the best one

This is the best post I’ve ever seen!!

BEANS

22 May 16:52

waxysoulweaving: jamiekins2012: oh, i like this. @48voltz...



waxysoulweaving:

jamiekins2012:

oh, i like this.

@48voltz

Rockin’

Rockin’ and rollin’

off to work I’m strollin’

but the bears

lurk on my lawn

NOT FUN

I said bears

MMMM!

Stop it now!

21 May 00:11

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19 May 01:44

eliyora: obeekris: still-godless-david: thedandyunderworld: Ta...



eliyora:

obeekris:

still-godless-david:

thedandyunderworld:

Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.

I love how it pushed itself along in the red cart. FASTER FASTER!

Squirrel Ninja Warrior!

This is some apex squirrel Olympic shit

19 May 01:00

fat-mabari: localrose: localrose: my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy...

fat-mabari:

localrose:

localrose:

my sister’s great dane doesn’t fit into store-size doggy clothes so someone custom made flannel pj’s for her and now i’m crying

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an update: they are Good Pajamas

This is why I keep my tumblr account folks. This content right here.

17 May 23:04

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17 May 17:00

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Cary

That's Bob's bitey zone -- scratch there and anything in front of his face will get bit. (none of the other cats react other than, perhaps, a butt lift)



17 May 00:54

everdarkangel: trunkyjusket: hongrie: time-lapse sun-cats...

















everdarkangel:

trunkyjusket:

hongrie:

time-lapse sun-cats ひまわり猫窓  

Ideal life

Proof that cats are solar powered

17 May 00:36

Babies being sacrified to fuel an aging Walt Disney (1981)



Babies being sacrified to fuel an aging Walt Disney (1981)

17 May 00:20

argumate: shedoesnotcomprehend: argumate: alkthash: argumate: argumate: Our descendants will...

argumate:

shedoesnotcomprehend:

argumate:

alkthash:

argumate:

argumate:

Our descendants will find our songs about butts and preference for thick ones ridiculously quaint, much like the Victorians going apeshit over visible ankles.

#god knows what they will be into #livers maybe

Our constant exposure to pornography and easy smut will numb us to nudity. Eventually the hot new fetish will be gastro shows, where a live holographic display of the performers internal organs.

did you just invent vore

When I was a little kid being allowed to look things up on the internet for the first time, my mom gave me a Talk on Internet Safety. There were Things On The Internet, she explained. Inappropriate Things. Things I Was Too Young To See.

Little me felt that I was a Girl Of The World. I had Seen Things, I pointed out. We had gone to the art museum; we had visited the part with the ancient Greek and Roman statues. I had seen (sotto voce) naked people. Not just in skimpy clothing, or underwear, or even a fig leaf, but entirely naked! There was nothing left for me to see!

My (poor, patient) mother sighed. No, she explained, there were Other Things. Things I Had Not Seen. Things Of Which I Did Not Know. They were on the internet, and I was to avoid them.

It was clear that this was the Parental Final World. But Small Me was left terribly, terribly curious. I’d thought I’d understood how things worked – a picture of a person in regular clothes was modest; a picture of a person in a little less than that, like Marilyn Monroe with her skirt being blown up, was a little bit racy; a picture of a person in underwear was pretty much a sex thing; and a picture of a totally naked person was (if it wasn’t art or anatomy) pornography.

So how could there be something more so than a totally naked person? What could this wrong forbidden inappropriate unnatural thing be?

The sequence so far had made sense! Less clothes, more inappropriate! And eventually you got down to nothing at all at which point you’d seen everything there was to see and nothing was left private anymore and married people could engage in baby-producing activities!

So I mulled this over for a long time. And finally, I came to a conclusion:

Clearly, the next step in the sequence had to be taking off your skin.

This was extremely explanatory! No wonder this Secret Thing was so wrong – you had to skin someone alive to produce it! No wonder they didn’t want kids seeing it – how traumatic! This really was a Perverted Deviance Of Modern Society!

Small Me proceeded to make the obvious series of extrapolations from this. There would be videos of people slowly and sexily removing their own skin, or other people’s skin, of course. There’d be images arranged to look like someone was removing their skin when they really weren’t. Some truly disturbed perverts would be watching videos where the muscle was stripped off, to show organs and bones. And no wonder sex slavery and prostitution were so horrifying, if women were being forced into that.

(Yes. Yes, I was familiar with the concept of prostitution but couldn’t figure out the concept of porn. What can I say; I had a classical education. Turns out one of those comes up in Great Literature a lot more often than the other.)

In any case, Small Me continued to operate under this assumption for quite some time, happy in its explanatory power, and feeling Terribly World-Wise And Jaded. (And occasionally feeling vaguely guilty that clearly I was not nearly so innocent as my mother thought.)


Finding out what pornography actually involved was kind of anticlimactic, really.

good lord.

16 May 18:38

notastrangestranger: tacklessfear: sixpenceee: A body-paint...



notastrangestranger:

tacklessfear:

sixpenceee:

A body-paint illusion. Wait until the very end. The artist is Mirjana Kika Milosevic

Holy crap

THIS IS INSANE!!

15 May 20:07

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theprodigalson5:

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15 May 20:01

brianabreeze: karayray1: facelesskinkyblackguyblog: goldenswee...

















brianabreeze:

karayray1:

facelesskinkyblackguyblog:

goldensweetcheeks:

queenoftongues:

beaux-knows:

thegoldencheeks:

afrikangyal:

westafricanman:

wig chronicles 😂

bruh 😂😂😂

Lmaoo

“Want me talk dirty to you ?” How you fall for that ?! 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

I love this.

This was so pure omfg

Fuckin murdered her ass 💀

I can’t wait for this lol

I want this shit lol

14 May 22:14

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Cary

Duh. The horse meat goes into the red velvet.



14 May 20:31

blueelectricangels: snowqueenvictor: harinezumiko: thenerdbeast: budgiebazooka: anti-anti-surviv...

Cary

baby bunny definitely goes in pocket!

blueelectricangels:

snowqueenvictor:

harinezumiko:

thenerdbeast:

budgiebazooka:

anti-anti-survivor:

pumpkinvictor:

pumpkinvictor:

pumpkinvictor:

pumpkinvictor:

if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.

me: no??? that’s mean???

brain: polar bear, then

me: no

brain: the lions just got fed raw meat

me: yes?

brain: steal it and eat it in front of them

me:

rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received

I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain. 

sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering

@harinezumiko

This 100% was me at the zoo. Don’t touch Melon, he’s mean. Okay, but I have to touch Bob to make him get his stupid emu head out of my shirt, so what if I also touch Melon until he likes it?

Sephiroth is angery because he has one wing and sometimes attacks people? I want to pet him also. Also he won’t get off the rock I have to clean anyway, surely a little pets on the good side will be fine.

Martha and Stewart are assholes that tag-team while the pond is filling? I bet I could CUDDLE THEM.

The female deer will excitedly nuzzle you in the stomach for feeding them. This is fine, because they don’t have antlers. The male deer is locked up while we’re putting out food because he will gouge you to death with his little nubby asymmetrical horns, because he thinks the females are doing it.

The entire monkey enclosure will eat your fingers for a single fruit loop. They also have the smallest arms and can reach through holes they’ve made in the tarp on the gate to their enclosure. Do not hold hands with the monkeys. (2nd gen old man monkey will also pee on the keepers that don’t give him fruit loops. He is a jerk.)

The rehabilitated bear that still sits like she’s on a couch because she did that when she was living in a crack house? Yes, she looks chill. Yes, she looks The Softest. No, do not pet her back through the fence. No, do not go into the corridor and try to offer treats for pets.

Big Mac does not know he will break your ribs, but YOU know he will break your ribs. Do not enter Big Mac’s enclosure no matter how much he chuffs and displays his belly and rubs on the cage and looks sad. Yes, he genuinely wants pets. Yes, Pinkie is deliberately getting pets where he can see it as a sign of dominance even though she’s a housecat and he could eat her in approximately one bite.

The turtle is mean. Period. He is an old man and he does not like you. He does not like the parrot getting fries and he does not like that he is in a kiddie pool to warm up because his enclosure lost power, and he does not like you behind him preparing food for the owls and raptors. Petting him will not help this. He will rock back and forth and mean mug you forever because he is a grumpy old man.

All of the rabbits need more handling on principle. They don’t know you and they are very distressed that you’re taking their poop away. They can learn, a little, kind of. The guinea pig is insane and will not learn. Do not pet the guinea pig.

this post is gathering some highly blessed zoo stories i love it! thank you

as biologist, can confirm

brain: that frog is very small
me: well spotted, brain
brain: put smol frog in mouth
me: no!

brain: that lynx…looks so fluffy…
me: it does
brain: we should pet it.
me: it’s awake and angry so no.

brain: baaaaby bunny.
me: yup.
brain: baby bunny goes in pocket
me: nooo it doesn’t.

14 May 16:30

joseph-lavode: marvelworlduniverse: I CANT!! 😍😍😍 SO...



joseph-lavode:

marvelworlduniverse:

I CANT!! 😍😍😍 SO CUTE!!!!!

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

HELP THIS IS TOO WHOLESOME

14 May 16:17

pruane2: nowacking: tohkyo: https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2l...



pruane2:

nowacking:

tohkyo:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

I have exactly 11 questions

i dont, mind your business

10 May 22:32

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10 May 19:25

southasianappalachian: wombat

Cary

A friend was just in Australia and had some really cute pictures from a wombat rescue facility

10 May 18:04

artbymoga: wheresmybubble: Journal comic. This needs about...



artbymoga:

wheresmybubble:

Journal comic.

This needs about 100,000 more notes.

10 May 14:40

catchymemes:Local council called out on Twitter





















catchymemes:

Local council called out on Twitter

09 May 22:53

help-mywife: help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying...

help-mywife:

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

09 May 19:08

barbieprivilege: brown cow? stunning



barbieprivilege:

brown cow? stunning

09 May 18:13

obscureobscurus: sixpenceee: Julie Gautier, French deep-sea...









obscureobscurus:

sixpenceee:

Julie Gautier, French deep-sea diver, dancer, and filmmaker, performs an underwater dance in the world’s most deepest pool in Venice, Italy.

Julie Gautier: Website | Facebook | Instagram | Vimeo 

This girls poor ears

09 May 14:18

vampiricyoshi: neilnevins: neilnevins: Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up...

vampiricyoshi:

neilnevins:

neilnevins:

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

I felt compelled

Is Bugs Bunny some kind of trickster god? Is he an Old One? Who is he

08 May 22:54

Woodpile

by noreply@blogger.com (Minnesotastan)

Click the photo to enlarge and appreciate.  Credit uncertain - probably Alastair Heseltine (or someone who copied him).  Via.
08 May 21:55

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08 May 01:15

by Georg Scharf

07 May 17:08

weloveyoumorethanyouknow: sirfrogsworth: This is Bazz the...











weloveyoumorethanyouknow:

sirfrogsworth:

This is Bazz the Beekeeper. A black lab who is specially trained to sniff out disease in bee hives. In Australia the bees do not stay inside and it isn’t safe for Bazz to go in sniffing without protection. So his owner created a custom beekeeper suit to keep him safe. And it is kinda adorable.

He’s doing such a good job!!!!

07 May 02:19

positive-memes: for that special someone in your life



positive-memes:

for that special someone in your life