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03 Dec 03:30

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SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

omg

@thebibliosphere I feel like this and @copperbadge

So i feel something like this would happen (but way more bloody) if someone ever gave the Luggage little cat socks…

Thoughts?

Though in a wild turn of surprise it might be more like Give Em The Old Razzle Dazzle

I love the idea of the Luggage with socks, but even more now I know what I’m going to do with old socks I wear holes in, because one can only own so many armwarmers….

16 Nov 09:17

charlietheskonk: charlietheskonk: charlietheskonk: charlietheskonk: in my preschool class we’re...

Cary Renquist

I'd vote for monster feet...

charlietheskonk:

charlietheskonk:

charlietheskonk:

charlietheskonk:

in my preschool class we’re holding “class president of the day” elections this week.  we already elected our first female president on monday, even though one of the boy’s campaign promises was to “bring jewels” to the classroom.

tuesday: we talked about the real election happening today. one child says she hopes hillary clinton wins and all of her classmates chime in with sober agreements. one boy says voting for the drumpf “would not be a very good idea.”

they elected the other female candidate today in our mock election, so she won over the jewels boy and the other boy, who said he would make bracelets for the entire class. my students are surprisingly practical, seeing as they voted for the candidate who would clean the school and help them with their work.

once president, she did do those things, but also punched one of her constituents into the sandbox, so, i mean … she’s sort of a typical politician i guess

wednesday: the children announced tensely to me that trump won the real election. one boy said, “i still don’t like him, but we can’t say we hate him, because then we would be saying we hate the president.”

i said that was true, and that saying we hate him sounds a lot like something trump would say. they nodded and continued to help the toddler class students get their snack plates to the table without dropping their apple slices.

they elected one of the girls again, so she served her second term by helping her friends button their art smocks before we made our galaxy paintings. (because if you think i’m gonna create an art lesson plan to focus any more attention on this shitshow of an election, you are wrong.)

neither of the boy candidates have stood much of a chance in this race so far. one of them came to me and said he was rethinking his campaign promises, and could he make a new poster

he got a paper and wrote a huge list of ways that he would help keep all the children safe, including reminding them to use walking feet and not to touch broken glass. then he volunteered to work in the toddler room and cleaned up all of their messes, and moved all the shelves in my room so he could clean behind them.

i’m feeling so hopeless right now, but these children remind me that there is a future and they. are. it.

thursday: today i was very pleased. our president today is the little boy who made changes to his campaign promises. he also wore tyrannosaurus rex foot slippers. when the voters were shaking his hand to congratulate him on his victory, one said, “good job, and thank you for having monster feet”

he watched everyone like a hawk to make sure they were being safe, and then spent the morning writing in his journal about how much he loves all of us and his bicycle.

13 Nov 07:51

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13 Nov 07:48

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13 Nov 07:01

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shesheistyy:

badgyal-k:

squirreledelman:

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

These are my favorite

13 Nov 05:54

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13 Nov 01:59

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humansofnewyork:

“I covered a lot of Trump rallies as a journalist. I didn’t feel any hatred. People were more curious than anything. I was never assaulted. I felt like most people were just supporting him because he wasn’t part of the establishment. Or because they were tired of politics. But it was confusing. Because even though I didn’t feel like they hated me, these people were supporting someone who said I should be banned from the country. Even the father of one of my best friends supports Trump. This man had me over to his house. I went to Thanksgiving with him. My friend asked him: ‘Dad, how can you support that man? Our friend Zahra is a Muslim.’ He told her: ‘Don’t worry. He won’t do everything that he says.’ Today has been difficult. These last few weeks, it was mostly speculation. There was suspicion that most Americans supported him but I could hope that it was wrong. But now that hope is gone. And I have to feel differently. I have to feel like maybe most Americans don’t want me here. And I feel like no matter how hard I try, I’ll never be part of the community. And even if they’re friendly to me, or if they invite me to Thanksgiving, deep down they believe that America is a country that belongs to white people.”

13 Nov 01:44

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randomactsofchaos:

so it looks like the safety pin thing has been co-opted by white supremacists. we need other, better ways to show solidarity anyway. wear an “i’ll go with you” pin, if you want that badly to wear a pin, or better yet, stand up for marginalized folks when you see them being harassed (online and irl). join an organization, volunteer your time, donate money, join a protest, if you’re able. wear a “black lives matter” or a “not my president” t shirt. there are so many ways to show solidarity and we need to get started now.

Or organize local signs that only mean things on a local level and are shared in more secure networks, not fucking announced all over the media

13 Nov 01:16

rottenbrainstuff: wildcard47: thrillers: valadilenne: I’ve been thinking a lot about the meeting...

rottenbrainstuff:

wildcard47:

thrillers:

valadilenne:

I’ve been thinking a lot about the meeting between Trump and Obama at the White House, and here’s the thing.

Obama used to be a law professor. This is key.

Law school is so, so different from college. 

In college, everyone expects there to be a “syllabus day,” kind of a grace period where they can show up and get the lay of the land, figure out the bare minimum that they can get away with, the TA gives everyone their office hours, there’s an introductory lecture, and everybody leaves a few minutes early to go take a nap or something. You do the bullshit assignments, you say something in class now and then to get your participation check mark, and figure out how badly you can do on the final and still pass. 

But see, in law school, all the methodologies you’ve spent the last 17 years operating under go out the window. Day one of law school is you being thrown into the deep end of the pool—you’ve had a homework assignment for two weeks now, and it’s to read the first 200 pages of your casebook. And now it’s you and the teacher (who is usually as smug as Alex Trebek) gauging and assessing what you managed to absorb while you skimmed through all those pages of reading so you could hurry up and get to the other 150 pages of reading for your next period class, in front of 50 people who are all smarter than you. And if you fuck up, or you didn’t do the reading, you are at the mercies of not just the professor, but the silent satisfied judgment of your peers. 

Law school is hard, and it will make you feel stupid and tongue-tied and like you don’t know anything and can’t form an argument—because you don’t, and you can’t. Everybody there has had a 4.0 since birth. Everybody there was the smartest kid in their class, and you’re all rabidly competing for a sliver of a chance at something down the road. It’s petty, and savage, fiercely entrenched in a culture of formalities and ceremony, and exactly like Washington DC

Yesterday when I was driving home, the NPR reporter talking about the Oval Office meeting mentioned that Trump had thought it was going to be a “getting to know you” type meeting, but that he was surprised when Obama stretched their talk out to 90 minutes before sending him along to the Capitol building where he met with congressional leaders for more lengthy meetings and stuff he didn’t want to do.

And he hasn’t even gotten to the actual job yet

So think about that as we go into this. 

Trump walked into the Oval Office like a two-pump-chump freshman thinking it was syllabus day, and what he got was the first day of law school, and he hadn’t done the reading like everyone else had, and Professor Obama decided to put him in the hot seat. 

This was Obama’s chance for the most perfect revenge that would never be picked up on as revenge at all. He was gracious, polite—everything he needed to be for a peaceful transition and a good review from the press. And that would continue when the doors were closed, because that’s the key. Not a Come to Jesus meeting, oh no. If Obama were smart—and he is very smart—he would have treated Trump like an equal, and brought the discussion to a level that assumes far more of Trump than anyone has so far. Assumes that he’s an adult who’s been paying attention. Statistics, esoteric minutiae about the executive branch procedure, economic growth numbers, labor figures, domestic policies, countries Trump has never even heard of, shit that would never in a million years have been in Trump’s campaign soundbites or digestible summaries. 

No way to escape. No aides to remember any of it for him. Just the two of them. 

Because that’s what would strike a precise chill into Trump. The thundering realization that he’s woefully unprepared for the hard, boring, thankless reality of this, and Obama’s version of a smooth transition won’t and shouldn’t include remedial civics. 

That’s what I saw when they shook hands and Trump stared at the floor instead of looking back into Obama’s face. He’s just figured out how little he knows about any of this

And that should give you a small glow of satisfaction, because after those meetings, Trump definitely has the 1L Terror Shits. In January, the night sweats and insomnia will show up, but for these first few weeks—nothing but diarrhea and self-doubt.  

My fucking god you guys, seriously nothing makes me happier than this. I think about this and it makes a warmth in my bitter little heart.

Because it is 1000% true.

I looked at those photos of Trump and Obama shaking hands and that’s exactly what I see there in his face, a kind of sinking realization of what exactly he’s gotten himself into.

Why did such a stupid chump ever think this was a job he even wanted? This is an asshole who’s had everything in his life handed to him. This is hard fucking work, did he think it was going to be golf and blowjobs 24/7 while he gives vague instructions to a secretary who runs off and does all the real work for him?

I can’t fucking wait to see more photos of his stupid chump face with that solemn expression of “wtf have i done” on it. I can’t wait to see him at the end of his four year term.

13 Nov 01:09

thisposterisironic: orestian: faegayleh: genquerdeer: rhymingteelookatme: sugirdaddy: v for...

thisposterisironic:

orestian:

faegayleh:

genquerdeer:

rhymingteelookatme:

sugirdaddy:

v for vendetta is a film with a female protagonist that criticises capitalism, condemns pedophilia, encourages the viewers to question their governments, has a central plot about how LGBT people are condemned in right wing societies (more than three LGBT characters are in it) and was directed by a trans woman and her brother.

why has this become a fuckboy classic

because they mistake V for the protagonist and Evey as simply the viewpoint character, wilfully ignore the part of the plot about LGBT discrimination, and concentrate on how cool V is with his mask and his government-rebelling plots. 

What I find interesting is that - V is actually, imo, coded as trans, especially in the original graphic novel. Alan Moore claims that clues to identity of V ‘are all there’, which implies it might be a named character. If it was one, the only person matching would be Valerie, the woman whose journals V gives to Evey. Everything would match - Valerie was an actress, which would fit with both costume and tastes of V, and also why said letter was so important - and really, how the hell an occupant of a high-security concentration camp under constant observation had ability to write a letter, and also how a letter written on toiler paper would survive all these years, and burning down of Larkhill camp. (answer - by being written AFTER all these events).

Except, V appears to be male. Everyone is using male pronouns for him, in the movie he speaks in a masculine voice, and in the novel we do see a panel of his silhouette naked in Larkhill, and he definitely has a masculine physique.

But, if Valerie becoming V was metaphor for transition, that’d make sense.

That’s in addition to well, the fact that a lot of trans men begin their self-discovery as butch lesbians? It’d sure fit.

Why do I believe that theory? In addition to whole LGBT themes thing, and the letter thing, there’s one more reason. Well, I think this was skimmed by in the movie, but in the novel, we get a pretty solid clue. See, in the movie, exact nature of experiments performed on Larkhill inmates is kept rather dubious if I recall - we know they gave V abilities slightly above normal humans, but that’s it.

But in the novel, it’s more specific. So, what is the field of experiments that are being performed Larkhill concentration camp that they needed human specimen?

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Hormone research.

V got strength to throw off chains of opression and fight back and yadda yadda, became a character who ticks off literally every single checkbox on definition of a superhero, including superpowers…

By literal fucking hormone therapy.

Administered to him, ironically, by the very oppressors.

From what I’ve read of Alan Moore’s stories, he doesn’t leave details up to a chance. Everything has a reason, and everything is interconnected with each other. And this, this doesn’t look like a bit of dark irony Alan Moore would pass up, since he loves that shit.

So, those are my reasons for this particular interpretation.

both the wachowskis are openly trans women now but yes 

headcanon accepted

did i mention that i love the Wachowski sisters????????

12 Nov 19:08

The vocabulary is political

by luca
Cary Renquist

Doubleplus good!

Remember when the (GW) Bush administration decided that torture should be called “enhanced interrogation techniques,” and then the New York Times, like all other American news sources, started to call torture “enhanced interrogation techniques,” and people wrote angry letters to the public editor, and the public editor eventually wrote that if the White House decides that torture should not be called torture then calling torture torture is a political issues on which reporters should not take sides?

And Paul Krugman wrote a column in which he said that if the Bush administration declared that the Earth is flat, then the New York Times would have an article headlined “Roundness of Earth disputed,” in which it would make sure to have quotes both from round-Earther and flat-Earther?

Part of the reason for all this, as explained in this very good article in The Atlantic, is that political reporters (as opposed to political opinion writers) need access, that is, they need White House officials to talk to them, whether on the record or off the record. The ability to withhold access gives administration officials great leverage.

And so Myron Ebell, who works in a think-tank financed by the coal industry, and according to whom climate change is a vast conspiracy perpetrated by left-wing scientists, some of which scientists he has personally attacked, and who is being considered to lead the EPA, is now a climate contrarian, according to the New York Times.

Maybe soon enough, outside the opinion page, the New York Times will start calling racism “race realism.”


12 Nov 19:05

2008 and 2016 Wisconsin election results by county by heartbeats

Cary Renquist

I am glad that where I grew up is still blue, but it isn't the solid dark blue that it has always been.



2008 and 2016 Wisconsin election results by county

by heartbeats

11 Nov 00:51

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08 Nov 04:08

upandoutcomic: PLEASE READ: this is part of a serious autobio...



upandoutcomic:

PLEASE READ: this is part of a serious autobio series I started months back to document my gender transition. These took place months ago, during the early days. I’d only been on hormones for 4 months.

May 30th & 31st, 2016. These two seemed to go together SO HERE THEY ARE. No pants is best pants.

08 Nov 03:23

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Cary Renquist

I need to design a watch based on this... the big cat circles around the outside as the hour indicator and the dynamic duo are the seconds indicator -- I need something for minutes...



07 Nov 09:23

What's Your Moral Alignment?

Cary Renquist

Lawful Neutral to no one's surprise ('cept those who would have guessed chaotic neutral)

What's Your Moral Alignment?:

kkelenca:

saucywenchwritingblog:

I got chaotic neutral, to absolutely no one’s surprise.  You?

To the surprise of literally nobody: Lawful Good

03 Nov 01:59

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mineapple:

buckybutts:

so jill ate her own adoption form

‘good luck trying to return me without the receipt you fuck’

31 Oct 22:54

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Cary Renquist

Another White Male -- surprising!



31 Oct 05:29

sagihairius: i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody...

sagihairius:

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

31 Oct 05:13

did-you-kno: Some Toys"R"Us locations are...



did-you-kno:

Some Toys"R"Us locations are implementing ‘quiet hours,’ where lights are dimmed and music is turned down so children with autism and other sensory disorders can enjoy holiday shopping and browse the toys in a calm environment. Source

31 Oct 05:08

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sympathy-for-supervillains:

explainguncontrolandsafespaces:

discourseoutforharambe:

explainguncontrolandsafespaces:

larkspear:

politicalmachine:

these two candidates are not the same. they are not equal. this election will have far-running consequences, please vote

sources (x) (x) (x)

~25 transgender people are murdered each year. Based on transgender estimated population trans rights groups they are statistically several times more safe than the average American man or woman.

@explainguncontrolandsafespaces that math isnt working out for me, mind providing a source? 

26 transgender murders in 2015. [source]

The National Center for Transgender Equality believes the number is somewhere between 0.25 and 1% of the general population. Let’s split the difference at 0.66%. So 319m * 0.0066 gives us around 2,100,000 transgenders in the US.

The United States has a murder rate of 3.8 per 100k [source]

26 per 2.1m is 1.2 per 100k.

So you are three times less likely to be murdered if you are a transgender.

You can’t say “What about those that we do not know are trans” because if we don’t know, they weren’t murdered for being trans.

Notice the unsourced pandering with the ‘women of color’ bit.

31 Oct 02:03

alexagent21: maddiebrodatt: I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed”...

alexagent21:

maddiebrodatt:

I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed” and just wait for his response

We all know how a bill gets passed. There are some great bills. Beautiful bills. Unbelievable bills.

Will you pass bills, they ask me.
I will pass some bills. Some of the best bills.

Hillary will never pass bills. She’s never passed any bills. I will pass them. I’ll pass so many bills it’ll be yuge. Hillary passed some of the worst bills. Worst bills ever. Unbelievable. She’s married to Bill Clinton.

31 Oct 01:25

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31 Oct 00:28

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24 Oct 19:09

"Honey, what are you doing?  Are you coming to bed? Honey????"

24 Oct 03:01

If you can relate to an Introvert, follow me @Introvertproblems

by introvert-nation
24 Oct 01:54

flawlyssa: Leslie Odom Jr. discusses diversity at The Hollywood...

24 Oct 01:17

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99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

this lady must live forever

http://wqad.com/2015/03/12/99-year-old-woman-reaches-goal-of-making-1000th-dress-before-her-100th-birthday/

She made it!

She recently passed in May and was still sewing dresses that day (her final count was 1234 dresses).

http://wqad.com/2016/05/06/quad-city-dressmaker-dies-on-eve-of-101st-birthday/

Someone continue this lady’s legacy.

23 Oct 23:47

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stevenrogered:

I was recently hacked myself. All they did was release some nude pics of me. Which is nothing, because I don’t know if y'all know this about me, but I ain’t shy. 

21 Oct 23:19

Cats with frikkin laser beams