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31 Mar 22:07

bisexualbucky: the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am,...

Cary Renquist

I miss that time of night -- it's when I used to do all of my creative work.

bisexualbucky:

the reason i like staying up late so much is because between the hours of 1am-5am, the world is quiet and no one expects anything from me. i could stare at my wall for 4 hours and there would be no consequences. it’s so silent and calm. i love it

11 Mar 13:05

Want to feel old? This is what the main actors of Scrubs look like today.

11 Mar 01:20

themockingjay-wholived: saintkathryn: BLOSSOMBUBBLESAND BUTTERCUPHAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO...

themockingjay-wholived:

saintkathryn:

BLOSSOM

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BUBBLES


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AND BUTTERCUP

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HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

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29 Dec 05:00

#1187; It was A Long Time Ago

by David Malki

Han and Chewie played themselves in THE FORCE AWAKENS like Jerry Lawler played himself in MAN ON THE MOON

29 Dec 09:29

Max Pechstein. Woodcuts. 1910-1920.

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Max Pechstein. Woodcuts. 1910-1920.

29 Dec 06:15

joaqphoenix: pinthetailonthehonky: guys oscar isaac brought...





joaqphoenix:

pinthetailonthehonky:

guys oscar isaac brought the cat from inside llewyn davis to the red carpet i cant with this man lmao bye

@alrightboyo

31 Jan 22:30

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26 Jan 22:38

uglyfun:quick comic for now Ruth and Annabel Ruin Everything

27 Jan 02:32

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21 Jan 21:41

bestnatesmithever: micdotcom: the-future-now: This company...

22 Jan 01:12

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19 Jan 00:28

wrecknician: me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under...

wrecknician:

me explaining underwear to aliens: we have smaller, secret pants that we wear under our normal pants

19 Jan 00:49

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

comeinwiththarain:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because Amanda cant. 

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Amanda.

09 Jan 20:00

Summer Pierre

09 Jan 23:49

rainfelt: cardozzza: notyourexrotic: (source) Whoa, I didn’t...



rainfelt:

cardozzza:

notyourexrotic:

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Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

Scary, scary.

28 Dec 00:38

Saw this and it gave me a laugh.

Cary Renquist

Dead deer are falling
Spotted cats stock their larder
Red rain marks the spot

28 Dec 00:34

Reasons Donald Trump is actually Jabba the Hutt:

sandrayourqueen:

-Rich and greedy

-Looks gross af

-Treats women poorly

-Will hopefully be strangled to death by Carrie Fisher

28 Dec 02:40

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: orzhov-fun-police: thefingerfucking...









thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

orzhov-fun-police:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ayellowbirds:

hostsamurai:

i WAS SO INTRIGUED BY THAT LIONESS THAT I HAD TO LOOK UP MORE INFO ON HER AND I AM NOT DISAPPOINTED

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Okay but seriously, the dark mane? A  very big deal for lions. 

Brave trans lion

Trans lion trans lion trans lion!!! :D

SO AWESOME AND SO GOOD

26 Dec 06:52

huffingtonpost: A Reminder That ‘Princess Leia’ Is An O.G....

26 Dec 17:04

danbensen: lingumaniac: enlightened-student: sprachtraeume: useless-icelandfacts: useless-netherl...

danbensen:

lingumaniac:

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sprachtraeume:

useless-icelandfacts:

useless-netherlandsfacts:

useless-philippinesfacts:

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useless-norwayfacts:

owca-vs-languages:

mylanguagestudies:

laslenguas:

Hey, tell me how to say “Can I pet your dog?” in your native language.

It’s needed for important international dog petting business.

In finnish you can ask “saako sun koiraa silittää” for example :)

In Polish it’s “Czy mogę pogłaskać twojego psa?” if you’re talking to a somebody you’re friendly with. “Czy mogę pogłaskać pana psa?” if you’re talking to a male stranger/somebody of higher age/position than you (like a teacher, for example) and “Czy mogę pogłaskać pani psa?” if it’s a female stranger.

Bonus:
Kto jest takim uroczym małym pieskiem? Ty! - Who’s the cute little doggie? You are!

“Kan jeg klappe hunden din?”
Alternatively, “kan jeg smeike hunden din?”

“Boleh tak saya nak main dengan anjing awak?”

Bonus:

Comelnya anjing ini! - This dog is so cute!
Comelnya anjing-anjing ini! - These dogs are so cute!
Anjing ini comel! - This dog is cute
Anjing itu comel! - That dog is cute

“Pwede ko bang kapkapan ang iyong aso?”

“Mag ik je hond aaien?”

“Má ég klappa hundinum þínum?”

German: “Darf ich deinen Hund streicheln?”

Hungarian: Megsimogathatom a kutyáját?

Romanian: Vã pot mângâia câinele?

Low German: “Mag ik dien Hund strakeln/eien?”

Bulgarian: Mozhe li da vi pogalya kucheto?

This. Is. My. Aesthetic.

26 Dec 18:58

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23 Nov 08:29

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22 Nov 20:35

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micdotcom:

caught-in-imagination:

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micdotcom:

Viola Davis has never shied away from harsh truths. On Tuesday, Davis spoke to the Stuart House (a nonprofit for sexually abused children) about trauma in her own family.  Through her speech, she explained how abuse changes survivors’ lives and what she wishes she could say to her sister now: “I wish I could tell my sister …”

That last line…

THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT

So huge. And the Stuart House could do a lot to help.

23 Nov 02:32

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Cary Renquist

Not if you balance it just right... that was my drug.



16 Nov 16:23

TRAGEDIOGRAFO  (l’ Italia del sud è verde/blu)



TRAGEDIOGRAFO  (l’ Italia del sud è verde/blu)

16 Nov 01:45

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Cary Renquist

Well, that's, uh, quite disturbing.



16 Nov 01:51

invokingbees: ultrafacts: The words on her tank: Боевая...





invokingbees:

ultrafacts:

The words on her tank: Боевая подруга means Fighting Girlfriend [x]

While living in Tomsk, she learned that her husband was killed fighting the forces of Nazi Germany near Kiev in August 1941. The news took two years to reach her. The news angered her extremely, and she became determined to fight the Germans in vengeance for her husband’s death 

Most of the men fighting alongside Mariya just saw her as a publicity stunt and didn’t take her seriously. However, their doubts were quickly laid to rest when Mariya drove her tank straight into battle and was the first tank to breach the German lines. In doing so, she destroyed several machine gun nests and German artillery. It wasn’t long until the Germans figured out that her tank was the one they needed to really worry about.

The Germans immediately started focusing their gunfire on her medium Mariya-Vasilievna-Oktyabrskayasized tank, temporarily crippling it. Mariya didn’t sell all her worldly possessions just so she could sit around in a crippled tank. She was determined to get her vengeance. She leaped out of her tank into a hail of gunfire and started patching it back together so that she could charge even further into the enemy lines.

A month later Mariya found herself in the middle of night raid when her tank was hit by an artillery shell severing the tracks on her tank. She once again jumped out of her tank and started repairing the tracks while her gun crew provided covering fire. A few days later and a little worse for wear, she rejoined the fight.

Mariya Vasilyevna Oktyabrskaya  was the first female tanker to be awarded the Hero Of The Soviet Union award; the Soviet Union’s highest award for bravery during combat.

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I LOVE IT

I FUCKIN LOVE IT

16 Nov 02:10

brbjellyfishing: shoutout to highkeychildish on Twitter for...









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shoutout to highkeychildish on Twitter for posting this

15 Nov 23:29

niggawitdreadz: toohot-tohoot: niggawitdreadz: How to spoon: Dick hard on the butt Titty in my...

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H