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damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

she doesn’t get it

If you just got rid of that friend next to you that would be a spot on Meg Griffin from Family Guy! Impressive!

Indiana

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When Cats Forget How to Cat (Part 2)

Previously: Part 1

No more cheese puns, just leave it brie already. [penguinslide]

DroidJason1 (3589319) writes "A registry workaround, which tricks Windows Update into thinking you are running Windows Embedded POSReady 2009, allows you to get free security updates until 2019. All you need is a simple 32bit or 64bit registry entry in order to make this work. POSReady 2009 is slated to receive security updates for another five years. Microsoft ended support for Windows XP on April 8th of 2014."

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gif of the month. 

Ces tão ligados que não é um simples arremesso né? Esses caras mandam a bola a centenas de km por hora. O impacto equivale a um soco acertado em cheio.

Esse cara certamente não sobreviveu. Mas passa bem.

It is a common belief (or fact, depending who you talk to) that boats are money pits. Surely, it is a fun past time even for the lucky person flipping the bill, but what if you could build a boat from locally found and purchased items. [Bill] did just this and he did it for a mere $30. His creation is affectionately called Thunder Bucket.

The overall design is a pontoon-based sail boat. You’ll notice from the photo that the pontoons are made from many 5 gallon buckets attached together. The wood frame and deck come courtesy of old pallets that were taken apart. The mast is a fence post and a standard blue tarp rounds out the resourcefulness as it is used for the sail.

Admittedly, this may not be the coolest boat on the waterways but it is a boat, it’s made from non-boat-like items and it works. Believe it or not [Bill] is a professional boat builder. Sometimes ‘why not?’ is the best reason to do something.

Filed under: transportation hacks

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zazzle-poetry:

let them know you care

An anonymous reader writes "Gamers of a certain age will probably remember Descent, a game that combined first-person shooters with flight sims in a way that has never really been replicated. GameSpot has an article calling for a new entry in the Descent series, and it reminded me of all the stomach-churning battles I had as a kid (when the game wasn't bringing my 33MHz 486 to its knees). 'Here's where modern gaming innovations make Descent an even more tempting reboot. From the two-dimensional mines of Spelunky to the isometric caves of Path of Exile, procedurally generated levels help deliver fresh experiences to players in a number of genres. The mines of Descent would be perfect candidates for such creation, and they wouldn't have to be limited to the metallic walls and lunar geology of past Descent games. Imagine exploring organic tunnels carved by some unknown alien creature, or floating past dazzling crystalline stalactites in pristine ancient caves. Perhaps the influences of Red Faction and Minecraft could also come into play as you bored your own shortcuts through layers of destructible sediment. All of Descent's dizzying navigation challenges could be even more exciting with the immersive potential of a virtual reality headset like the Oculus Rift or the Sony Morpheus. Feeling the mine walls close in on you from all sides could get your heart racing, and turning your head to spot shortcuts, power-ups, or delicate environmental details could greatly heighten the sense of being an explorer in an uncharted land.'"

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"Yes. To you, Baldrick, the Renaissance was just something that happened to other people, wasn’t it?"

hanuwabbit:

snailchimera:

thesassylorax:

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

tiny octopus~

wewease the kwaken

Lt.-Col. Daniel Bobbitt, the officer killed yesterday when a​ light-armoured vehicle overturned during a training exercise at Garrison Wainwright in Alberta, is being remembered as a devoted father and dedicated professional by his fellow soldiers.

[jonvox]

Meat Cars (via EpicMealTime)

 

22,266 calories of beef, bacon, bacon, bacon, onion and salami wheels, bacon grease ‘taters, cheesy Shepherd’s pie, mac & cheese, beer batter, silver sprinkles and ketchup flames.
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[theycallmesomething]

Deep Sea Animals With Googly Eyes [more]

Previously: Book Covers With Googly Eyes

PSA from the First Lady. [via] (original photo and context)

Mascot GIFs (Part 1) [x]

Previously: Goat GIFs, Dog Fails GIFs

Milk is for the weak. [x]