Chelsea Pearson

The lyric “You and me baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" refers to sexual intercourse.

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The paintings are popular because they are funny and therefore amusing, an inherently pleasure-causing quality. Exactly why they are funny is not fully determinable, but a likely reason is that they are ridiculous, a quality closely associated with humor according to various theories of humor (incongruity theory, computational-neural theory, ontic-epistemic theory, and benign violation theory, for instance).

There is a subtle humorous quality and emotional depth to the paintings based on the following:

• Dogs have extremely complex emotions and try to “act” cool/excited/sad/upset, which is betrayed by their inability to control certain other physical cues that “give away their hand” so to speak. For example, if a dog was playing poker and got a good hand, he’d put on “a poker face” like nothing happened, but then you’d see it salivating, ears perking or tail wagging uncontrollably.
• Only dog owners or those with significant experience with canines can really understand canine behavior and the range and complexity of emotions they display, which gives the series a more personal connection and adds an emotional layer of depth.
• Subtle humor also exists in the fact that dogs do not have opposable thumbs, which prevents them from actually being able to play poker.

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There’s nothing more irritating than the evasive non-answers politicians mete out for the press and public. Education, budget, jobs—the words get thrown around a lot (and always in positive terms), but candidates are cagey and it’s nearly impossible to cut through their bullshit. If the voters want to know who...

Don’t worry.

sircreate:

Time Bobby
Inspired by the Comedy Bang Bang podcast
Episodes #150 #215 #286

Featuring Paul F. Tompkins as Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber and Bobby Moynihan as Fourvel atop Scott Aukerman’s Fry Vault

smartgirlsattheparty:

micdotcom:

12 famous women who totally owned sexist, racist and transphobic interview questions

More and more women are rolling their eyes at pesky reporters who overlook their accomplishments in favor of their appearance — and it’s about time. Here are a few examples of ladies giving the best answers to the worst questions.

Mindy Kaling, Cate Blanchett, Scarlett Johansson and more

#AskHerMore

4gifs:

nom…nom…nom. [video]

this stays between us *airhorn*

4gifs:

Golden Deceivers [video]

bauske:

dewogong:

I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever.

holy crap Adventure Time

In mass media

• In Season 6, Episode 7 of ABC’s The Middle Devin Levin eats a bag of FUNYUNS

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In 2005, Chip was redesigned, gaining a change in attitude.

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cheeks-74:

Inspiring!

nevver:

Park bench plaque

Happy 2015, you bojo’s. xo, Steff Bomb

pug-of-war:

probertson said:

healo can u plz make animzeon of petre grifon from a family’s guy makeing out withe hanke hile from king of hil

My pleasur.

we made it! we made it to the year everything looks like it was designed in 1985. toss me a pepsi perfect

in all honestly, i’m upset that more brands didn’t take hold of this. after all, the 80s and 90s came back in, culturally, and what’d we get?

• ultra-limited nike mags that were like $1,500 and didn’t even have power laces
• a hoverboard that meets the criterium, but says dumb “hendo” on it and not even mattel
• NO PEPSI PRODUCTS WHATSOEVER, that was the easiest one to do!!!
• also usa today is out of business. oh wait it’s not out of business, easy mistake to make

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by David Winterbottom (codeinthehole.com)

“may your righteous claws rake the guilty flesh from our lawless bones”

recommended by @ianboothby. i only used a fragment of his tweet

Video: Golden Retriever vs. German Shepherd Spaghetti Eating Contest

don’t be ashamed, mr. president. thanks to 320×200 full-color VGA technology, the line between reality and the computer world is almost impossible to detect. god help us but the door to a virtual world of crime and eroticism is wide open

have a great weekend everyone