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29 Nov 14:50

I swear this movie was made for this one speech.

29 Nov 17:04

bauske: dewogong: I’ve been trying to find this gifset because...













bauske:

dewogong:

I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever.

holy crap Adventure Time

08 Jan 15:30

Funyuns

by citationneeded.tumblr.com

In mass media

  • In Season 6, Episode 7 of ABC’s The Middle Devin Levin eats a bag of FUNYUNS

Link

17 Jan 15:30

Cookie Crisp

by citationneeded.tumblr.com

In 2005, Chip was redesigned, gaining a change in attitude.

Link

20 Dec 19:01

Photo

Chelsea Pearson

And that's how the race was run!



18 Jan 16:14

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14 Jan 18:07

cheeks-74: Inspiring!





















cheeks-74:

Inspiring!

09 Jan 19:41

nevver: Park bench plaque

01 Jan 21:17

Happy 2015, you bojo’s. xo, Steff Bomb

Chelsea Pearson

You've got power?



Happy 2015, you bojo’s. xo, Steff Bomb

06 Jan 05:23

pug-of-war: probertson said: healo can u plz make animzeon of...



pug-of-war:

probertson said:

healo can u plz make animzeon of petre grifon from a family’s guy makeing out withe hanke hile from king of hil

My pleasur.

01 Jan 01:31

happy 2015

by kris
Chelsea Pearson

Nike Air Mags for everyone!

20150101-bttf2

we made it! we made it to the year everything looks like it was designed in 1985. toss me a pepsi perfect

in all honestly, i’m upset that more brands didn’t take hold of this. after all, the 80s and 90s came back in, culturally, and what’d we get?

  • ultra-limited nike mags that were like $1,500 and didn’t even have power laces
  • a hoverboard that meets the criterium, but says dumb “hendo” on it and not even mattel
  • NO PEPSI PRODUCTS WHATSOEVER, that was the easiest one to do!!!
  • also usa today is out of business. oh wait it’s not out of business, easy mistake to make
14 Dec 05:38

(image via Gclare1)



(image via Gclare1)

16 Dec 04:18

Random quote from Borat -- no html parsing

by benjabean1
Chelsea Pearson

MAAAAHHHHH WIIIIIIIIIFE.

$ curl -s "http://smacie.com/randomizer/borat.txt" | shuf -n 1 -

Turns out smacie.com has a text file containing every single one of the borat quotes, each one on a newline. This makes it very convenient, as this can be done without any sed-parsing, and uses less bandwitdth!

Note that borate quotes are quite offensive, much more so than "fortunes-off"!

commandlinefu.com

by David Winterbottom (codeinthehole.com)

24 Nov 05:39

crime bear

by kris

20141124-crimebear

“may your righteous claws rake the guilty flesh from our lawless bones”

recommended by @ianboothby. i only used a fragment of his tweet

24 Nov 14:27

Video: Golden Retriever vs. German Shepherd Spaghetti Eating...

20 Nov 21:07

the bechdel test

by kris

20141120-bechdel

the show sets a record for number of times “bechdel” is uttered on air (average 5.6 BPM)

from a suggestion by mikey

21 Nov 01:36

laws and order: beyond reality

by kris
Chelsea Pearson

Paul Funyons strikes again!

20141121-lawsorder

don’t be ashamed, mr. president. thanks to 320×200 full-color VGA technology, the line between reality and the computer world is almost impossible to detect. god help us but the door to a virtual world of crime and eroticism is wide open

have a great weekend everyone

21 Nov 14:31

atencio: Key & Peele - Aerobics Meltdown (Keep...



atencio:

Key & Peele - Aerobics Meltdown (Keep Dancing)

Here it is, my favorite Key & Peele sketch of the season, and possibly ever. This sketch exists because of the brilliance of Rebecca Drysdale, who wrote a script that I immediately fell in love with for it’s darkness and scope. Then we added the combined talent of Charles Papert absolutely nailing the look for both the period broadcast footage as well as the narrative behind-the-scenes pieces, Gary Kordan and his team delivering an authentic and wonderfully detailed set and faux-backstage world for the actors to play in, and Beth Morgan SanfordMelody KoerberScott Wheeler, and Amanda Mofield doing an incredible job making everyone look just right with their combined eye to detail in wardrobe, makeup, and hair, respectively. Once we were on set, Kathryn Burns provided the beautiful and hilarious choreography, guiding both Keegan and Jordan as well as our amazing background dancers to perfection. Keegan and Jordan displayed incredible stamina, dancing for 8 hours and still giving masterful performances, and Hal Rudnick and Clint Howard added an amazing comedic touch to their characters, bringing depth to the entire piece. After we shot, the whole thing was masterfully cut by Christian Hoffman, who waded through hours of footage to find the perfect moments with which to tell the story. Every part of this one came together so wonderfully, and for me it’s a testament to the fact that everyone on our show can collaborate to make something incredibly unique. It’s funny and emotional and disturbing and very, very unlike anything you’d see on any other show. That’s why it’s my favorite sketch.

I LOVED THIS SKETCH SO MUCH.

19 Nov 16:09

Meet cute

by citationneeded.tumblr.com

The technique creates an artificial situation to bring together characters in a theoretically entertaining manner.

Link

19 Nov 10:00

Did You Know?

Chelsea Pearson

Everything is bigger in Texas.

Did You Know?

Did you know that Texas is almost as large as the entire United States, including Texas?

Submitted by: ross.cunha

Tagged: texas , states
14 Nov 15:30

Printing What Matters

15 Nov 16:04

paulftompkins: I mean, really, when you get right down to it,...



paulftompkins:

I mean, really, when you get right down to it, it’s just a beautiful melody.

16 Nov 04:53

Spending Saturday night with @alfredyankovic

Chelsea Pearson

@alfredyankovic: "We should spend time together more often."



Spending Saturday night with @alfredyankovic

08 Nov 06:00

What Your Favorite Movies Would Look Like with One Letter...



















What Your Favorite Movies Would Look Like with One Letter Removed

by Austin Light

11 Nov 05:00

my name is an anagram for "horny rant" and imagine how great it'd be if it was an anagram for "horny ghost"? things would be different, i'll tell you what

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November 11th, 2014: CUT LINES:

Dromiceiomimus! Can I talk to you for a second?
YOU HAVE INVESTED TIME IN A FRIENDSHIP. +1 POINT(S)!
I need a favour! I need to know how to get points at Life Quest!!
YOU HAVE EXPLOITED A FRIENDSHIP FOR PERSONAL PROFIT. -1 POINT(S)!
Aw dang it

YOU GUYS:

I MADE A SHOT GLASS

– Ryan

10 Nov 18:00

This Dog is Ready for Battle

12 Nov 15:26

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12 Nov 06:34

Video: The Incredible Dog Shrinking Machine

15 Nov 02:41

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Chelsea Pearson

Good cop/bad cop - James Adomian.



















29 Oct 22:11

ifc: Hear and download the extended version of the ska song...



ifc:

Hear and download the extended version of the ska song “It’s Got To Be Ska” by The Vandals from last week’s Comedy Bang! Bang!