And he’s got The Glare Of Death for you. Remember that cartoon jingle? Seriously, who wouldn’t wanna wake up to this face in the morning? (Take your time with that answer, OK?)
Metro.co.uk says PA “is a Selkirk Rex, a rare cat breed known for its soft tufted and curly fur.”
Honestly, can’t anybody in this company read? It says right there on the sign: “Please do not flush mousies down the toilet”! Sheesh!
Via apocer on Reddit.
“Please consider my Sweet Baboo, Noodles, for your next ‘Rats, It’s Monday.’ This photo was taken when he was enjoying a lovely stay at Crumpets Animal boarding in London. Many thanks, Liezl R.”
Why do all the work if the hoomin will do it for you, right? #NATIONALPUPPYDAY
Spotted by Arne.
white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english*
Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved? was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”
"You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”
'this is written in ancient sumerian. it's about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.'
"okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ - and the context is really not helping"
[PSSST! Hey, kid! Is that a friend of mine you got there on your lap? Tell him to stop by when you’re done wit’ him, K? And..how ’bout some shootin’ some bamboo my way?] (Nothing To Do With Arbroath.)
[Oh, Rachel! You DO! Mind if I just, ooomph, er, OOOMPH! Get up here and…ahhh. Whew, I could stand to lose a few. OK. All set. Fork it over.]
(T.O.)
I can't tell what's going on in this compilation, but the dog sure is cute. (more…)
This post is dedicated to the cuteness of baby otters
Baby otters always look like they’re about to ask to speak with your supervisor, but in the cutest way possible.
It’s not often that a student film gets nominated for an Oscar, but such was the case with Head Over Heels, the graduate film of animator Timothy Reckart that went on to pickup awards and nominations around the world when it was released two years ago. The film tells the story of a crumbling relationship depicted by the visual metaphor of a couple who are pulled by gravity in opposite directions; one lives on the ceiling and the other on the floor. Reckart just made the film viewable online for the first time along with a number of extras including a director’s commentary. (via Colossal Submissions)
I don't want to spend too much of LSE making fun of kid's t-shirts, but... this one was especially good. Doubly due to the fact that the girl is a total sweetheart XD
I realized explaining the concept of "bitch" is actually kinda hard to do, not that I would have given her a full run-down anyway. But ya can't say it's a word for a female dog, 'cause kids would probably just think that's cute ;0
While the world continues to wait for the an...
Maureen P. spotted this on the U.S. Department Of The Interior FB. Photo by William Link.
Keira is servin’ up some Classic Side-Eye here, folks! “This is Keira, our four year old American Eskimo! Photographed in Massachusetts (where we have had some snow this season) by Cyd and Jillian W.”
"beauty and the beast" where beauty’s dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live with him forever because i picked his favorite flower and beauty just goes fuck that and puts on her pants and marches down to the beast’s castle herself
and she’s expecting this horrifying dark fortress but it’s actually sort of just a normal castle with big rose bushes and furniture that’s sometimes alive
and she thinks, i can work with this
and the beast comes out and he’s like don’t look at me i am a hideous monster and beauty’s like dude you’re like a talking tiger in a cape are you kidding you’re AWESOME can i pet you can i stroke your paws can you give me a ride
and he’s like what and she goes around the castle like okay we’ll put curtains here and expand the kitchen and this could be a really cute breakfast nook
and the beast is confused because isn’t she supposed to be terrified and hate him and he had all these intimidating speeches planned and he’s like uh aren’t you going to try to run away
and beauty’s all are you kidding this is a magic castle i’m going to live here forever
so they just sort of settle in together and one day beauty goes home for the weekend to visit her family and they’re all amazed that she’s alive and her sisters go WHY DIDN’T THE HUGE MONSTER EAT YOU TO DEATH and she’s like nahhh he’s basically just a big cat he’s kind of cute actually sometimes he plays with yarn when he thinks i’m not looking
and she explains how it’s really not that bad, all the dishes wash themselves and i get all these gorgeous dresses for free because the castle doesn’t know what else to do with them and yeah there are flowers everywhere but hey that’s his hobby y’know i’m not gonna discourage that man
and then one day while beauty’s re-alphabetizing her magic library and trying to decide where to put that enchanted mirror the beast comes up and he’s like hey so this is awkward but are you like………………………………..in love with me……?????????
and beauty’s like oh uh wow haha um sorry no you’re…sort of a tiger
and the beast is like thank goodness because if you were i’d have to turn back into a human and i’ve kind of gotten used to being a big lion thing with horns and the ability to speak english for some reason like why would i want to go back to being a spindly little man and then beauty laughs and she’s like okay well can you go catch us a wild boar for dinner, dear
and they end up getting married in the end just because it’s easier to explain that way, you know, a single lady ~~living alone with a man~~ even if he’s not actually a man, and that’s fine with them because beauty was never really into the whole boys and sex thing and the beast (whose name is jeff) is honestly more interested in his flowers
and whenever any of the other ladies in the village give her any shit beauty is just like, oh, you don’t like my crepes? well you know my husband, who is literally a tiger, loves them and then everyone leaves her alone, which is really all she ever wanted
and she goes back to her magic castle and sits down with a book in front of the fire and rests her feet on her cat husband and nobody bothers her ever again
can that happen
8D
