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Nunca mais reclame dos videos de gatinhos. Eles salvaram o mundo e você nem sabia!

Dear Hollywood, please find time between Spider-Man 4 and Scary Movie 37 to make another decent movie with dinosaurs.

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More art.

More Transformers.

More action.

The editors are Dow James and Glen Whitman and the subtitle is Zombies, Vampires, and the Dismal Science.  Authors include Steven Horwitz, Sarah Skwire, Ilya Somin, and also Hollis Robbins, “Killing Time, Dracula and Social Coordination”, among others.

I can’t even… #9gag

Tea-Rex. #9gag

Date night. #9gag

I don’t think he’s sad anymore. #9gag

Be that one person. #9gag

I know I wrote about this toilet before (with more animated GIFs) but the ads for the American Standard 2889.216.020 keep getting better and better. If you ever shit out two White Castles without digesting them, you’d better do it into one of these toilets. Ignore the guy who gave it a one-star review because he still has to use a toilet brush to clean it when it gets dirty.

Also,

The pregnant mother gazes lovingly at her bulging midsection. “Feel the boom,” she cackles, and cranks the Nuvo Ritmo Pregnancy Sound System to maximum volume.

The ad copy promises to let “future mom and dads… record their own voices for the baby to hear” but who are we kidding? Your fetus is already behind the times, musically, and if he or she doesn’t experience the hard-sync blasts of Darude’s “Sandstorm” before being born, they’re going to grow up listening to ragtime or something.  

I was wondering if this rubber face-slimming mask really worked, so I thought I’d give it a try.

Yes? No?

bye losers!

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