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23 Jul 16:55

Attention Queens of the Arctic

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For Kelly...

polar bear profile picture self shot - 6411779328

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20 Jul 15:59

Nailed It

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This is one of my favorites. It's up there with this tweet "Some dude just called me a pussy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?"

11 Jul 15:11

Scottish Dude Goes On Epic Twitter Rant About How Everyone Eats Their Eggs Wrong

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Hahah! I'm obsessed with egg cups and eat soft boiled eggs a lot, however, aside from my mom I don't know anyone else who does. Maybe it's a European thing?

Scottish guy goes on Twitter rant about how everyone in the world is eating their eggs wrong.

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Tagged: scottish , twitter , rant , eggs , food
07 Jul 12:06

Manly Response

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29 Jun 12:13

Look at Her Go!

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Depths of our cocoon gave us a The Sentient Cheeto tho :(

13 Jun 19:42

Funeral Fun

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Mom and I LOL'D hard at this.

13 Jun 19:41

But It Do

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In KC it's news on the tv 24/7. Eff Sessions, I need stuff like this so so much.

05 Jun 13:13

Birthday Party Legend

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EPIC! Tear down the correct walls!

03 Jun 00:04

10 of Our Favorite Funny Tweets From May 2017

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Sharing for the fact that I have this same picture (a print) in my bedroom and it MAY have shaped the next cat I ended up getting (Chewbacca).

10 of our favorite funny tweets from the month of May 2017.

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01 Jun 23:10

The Weather Channel Goes After Trump for Pulling Out of Paris Climate Accord (PHOTO)

by TMZ Staff
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Salty! I like.

President Trump's taking serious heat from, of all places, The Weather Channel ... which is clearly in total disagreement with his decision to withdraw from the Paris Climate Accord. The Weather Channel devoted nearly all of its website's home page…

31 May 21:24

Visa Processing Issues Could Close Local Pools

by Katherine Berko
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Oh Trump. This is a good program too. Hopefully some kids can come through.

Local pools could be at risk of indefinite closure due to visa processing issues for potential lifeguards.

According to a resident of the Barkley Condominiums (1016 S. Wayne Street), on Sunday a notice posted to the building’s bulletin board said the pool would be closed indefinitely, due to the pool service company having difficulty getting lifeguards into the country because of visa issues.

The notice also reportedly said the issues would hopefully be resolved within the next week, but that timing was unclear. Another source who lives in the building confirmed the pool’s closure. The condo’s property manager declined to comment.

Many local pools rely on young, foreign lifeguards who come to the U.S. during summer months through a non-immigrant visa program.

A press release on May 26 from the Association of Pool & Spa Professionals explained that pools in Mid-Atlantic states might experience delayed openings because of regulatory changes. The Mid-Atlantic is primarily affected because in this region, lifeguards must be present for most commercial or condo pools to be used.

“The pools affected are those run by pool management companies who recruit lifeguards from certain countries through the U.S. State Department’s J-1 Summer Work Travel Program,” the press release said.

In the meantime, the association is trying to recruit lifeguards from local high schools and colleges so that people can still cool off in the summer months.

Chris Teale contributed reporting. Flickr pool photo by Dennis Dimick. 

30 May 18:55

Magical Comeback

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29 May 17:03

Some Obama Care

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Sniff.

27 May 14:47

11-Year-Old Accuses Teacher of War Crime and People Love It

11-year-old writes answer on test accusing her teacher of committing war crime and people on Twitter love it.

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Tagged: twitter , school , kids , teacher , funny
25 May 01:33

Serious Sinus Trouble

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16 May 22:00

Ocean of Wisdom

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13 May 16:42

I Only Like All-Natural Water, Organically Grown, With No Preservatives

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Sell it to Trump followers, they don't understand "science".

water failbook facebook organic

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Tagged: water , failbook , facebook , organic
05 May 04:38

Patton Defending Kimmel

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I want Patton as my neighbor. I heart him.

26 Apr 15:52

Cup Of Ghostly

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The elusive coffee yeti.

24 Apr 20:20

A March in April May Cause Sneezing

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22 Apr 12:43

America Almost Made Filing Taxes Easy, Then Lobbyists Showed Up

by Steven Yoder

Here's how you'd do your taxes this year if you lived in Sweden. By now, the Swedish Tax Agency has likely mailed you a return preprinted with all the information that employers, banks, and public agencies have sent to it—salary, pension, interest income, and the like. The return also shows what you owe, because the government has done the math for you. You check the return for accuracy, then can use the tax agency's app on your phone to approve it.

All of that takes 53-year-old Stockholm resident Magnus Alvesson perhaps two hours. He's got a more complicated financial situation than most, involving interest deductions and stock transactions. He also spends time looking for errors. "I usually try to find mistakes that work in my favor but so far to no success," he told me by email. His daughter filed for the first time this year. It took her half an hour, but 20 minutes of that was her father explaining how taxes work.

You, however, are in America. That means you have to enter all of your financial information—likely distributed over several documents from every job you had in 2016, your student loan company, and probably a few other places. You then enter those numbers into confusing forms or pony up for software or a tax preparer to make it easier. On average, taxpayers spend 13 hours and more than $210 to tell the government what they owe, the IRS says. Even those with the simplest returns— those who filled out the 1040EZ—spend five hours and $40.

For many critics of this system, it's not just the time and money involved that maddens—it's the illogic. The US government, like Sweden's, already has statements from employers and banks. Yet we have to pull together our copies of those same statements, transfer the data to the tax forms, and send it all back to the IRS, which then compares what we've sent against what it already knows.

A 1998 reform was supposed to change all that. The IRS Restructuring and Reform Act, passed by a Republican Congress and signed into law by Bill Clinton, included a section requiring the IRS by 2007 to institute a "return-free" system under which some or all taxpayers would get pre-filled returns that they could simply approve. The law didn't specify how many people this streamlined process would apply to, but the agency was to report to Congress every year on its progress toward the new system and the additional money it would need to implement it. The idea had bipartisan support—Ronald Reagan had touted it as part of his tax overhaul plan in a 1985 radio address.

But the companies that make tax software—H&R Block, Intuit, and others—would have none of it. Return-free filing threatened to shrink their customer base. So starting in 1998, they began making campaign donations and lobbying Congress in earnest to block return-free filing. By 2013, Intuit had spent more than $15 million on lobbying; H&R Block had spent $9 million. Dozens of their disclosure forms list the purpose of their spending as "oppose IRS government tax preparation," according to the Sunlight Foundation.

Those efforts bore fruit. In 2002, under the second Bush administration, the IRS signed an agreement with a consortium of tax software companies that included both Intuit and H&R Block. The group agreed to create an online "free file" system that would give lower income taxpayers access to some of their software at no cost. But there was an important catch: In return, the IRS promised not to "compete with the Consortium in providing free, online tax return preparation and filing services to taxpayers" by creating a return-free system.

That's the last we've seen of pre-completed tax forms that taxpayers can simply check and approve, which 36 other countries, like Sweden, already have.

The IRS's sleight-of-hand—substituting "free filing" for "return-free filing" as required by the law—hasn't gone unnoticed. In 2012, the National Taxpayer Advocate, an independent office inside the IRS, criticized the agency for being five years overdue in implementing the system. Now it's ten years late.

No one has challenged the IRS over the issue in court. That's likely because the language of the 1998 law may be "precatory," says Joseph Bankman, a leading scholar on tax law at Stanford—it expresses a wish or advice, not a demand. Still, "I don't think [the free file system] is compliant with the spirit of the law," he told me.

Taxpayers aren't exactly going wild for the free-file option. Fewer than 3 percent of eligible taxpayers used the IRS's Free File Program in 2014. The 12 software packages available on the program website have a maze of eligibility requirements. As Forbes noted last year, only people in 18 states can use ezTaxReturn.com's free product. H&R Block lets you use its free software only if you're younger than 50. TurboTax requires an adjusted gross under $31,000 unless you're active-duty military. And so forth. The IRS has to provide an online navigator just to help people sort it all out.

The program is purposely complex, Bankman told me. If your situation changes year to year, you might have to buy the same software you used for free the previous April. The year you turn 51, H&R Block may send you an email pointing out that your information is loaded into their software, but to use it this time you have to pay, Bankman said.

Beyond blocking the IRS from developing return-free filing, critics charge that Free File's secondary purpose is to upsell customers into fee-based products. "It is a free-to-fee-based model," Dennis Ventry, a member of the IRS Advisory Council and tax policy expert at UC-Davis, told me. "It's really a bundled marketing package."

That's not a new charge. At a 2006 hearing, Republican Senator Chuck Grassley said that "the industry appears to be using the Free File program as an opportunity to bolster its revenue through the sale of ancillary products at taxpayer expense."

But Free File continues to block the possibility of return-free filing. Tax software companies argue that the government's conflict of interest—serving as tax preparer and tax enforcer—is reason enough to oppose allowing the IRS to send out pre-completed forms. "The IRS's inherent interest is to get as much tax possible. Are they going to find every deduction?" Tim Hugo, executive director of the Free File Alliance, said in March.

"Total baloney," replies Ventry. Under return-free filing, the government "is just giving you all the tax information they have about you based on information you provided last year, that employers and others provided, and plugging it into your tax form. It's transparency of the best kind." Plus taxpayers can check the numbers just as they'd do if they paid a preparer, he adds.

Hugo's hypothesis hasn't worked out back in Sweden. There's as yet no evidence that return-free filing has made Swedes question their government's motives: A 2015 survey found that the Swedish Tax Agency is the country's third-most-popular department.

Steven Yoder writes about criminal justice and domestic policy issues. His work has appeared in Salon, Al Jazeera America, the American Prospect, and elsewhere. Follow him on Twitter.

22 Apr 04:13

A Fortrump Teller

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19 Apr 15:20

Ice Hockey Explained

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That's how we play it here ;)

13 Apr 19:19

What Asian Americans Saw in the United Video

by James Yeh

The images, the videos and the screenshots, are everywhere now. You've seen them: the man's belly, black shirt lifted up, arms extended in a vaguely Christlike pose as he's being hauled through a narrow airplane aisle. His bloodied mouth, bent glasses, shut eyes. A later video, maybe even worse, of him upright and back on the plane, clearly in shock as he breathlessly intones, "They'll kill me" and "just kill me." And then we are shown him jogging up the aisle, footsteps audible on the carpeted floor as he repeats, "I have to go home. I have to go home."

Did I mention his screams, that haunting and ragged sound followed by abrupt silence, because the screamer has been knocked unconscious?

What to do with so much indignity and awfulness?

I didn't immediately watch the videos of 69-year-old Kentucky doctor David Dao's violent removal from United Flight 3411. I didn't want to. When I finally did it was out of a sense of duty to confront the nastiness everyone was talking about. What stayed with me were his exposed belly and the tight, claustrophobic shot by the other passengers as he was slammed headfirst into the armrest, as he fell limp and was pulled by his arms through the aisle. I wanted his humiliation to end, for it to all work out somehow. I thought to myself, Please let his pants stay on… I also thought of my father, who is roughly the same age and build as Dao, who also wears glasses, speaks with an accent and—like Dao and unlike me—often refuses to comply with authority figures.

In the aftermath of the incident, most of the outrage focused on the idea that someone could be so mistreated for just wanting to keep the airplane seat he paid for. In the blink-and-you'll-miss-it pace of a modern scandal, videos of Dao's injuries went viral, an old criminal conviction surfaced, people denounced the media for attacking a victim, and the CEO of United eventually apologized, all while Dao remained in the hospital

But Asian Americans saw all of this differently. For many of us—including, reportedly, Dao himself—his race played a role in his abuse. 

"It's really striking that we have in this moment the refugee ban, the wall, all these efforts to constrain the movement of certain bodies that are seen as foreign or alien, and this seems a piece of that," said Mimi Thi Nguyen, an associate professor of Asian American Studies at the University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign. "It was definitely happening before this administration, but it's definitely also stepped up after it."

The Asian American community's response on social media has been vocal and varied—outrage combined with reminders for solidarity with other victimized minorities. There was also a kind of seen-this-before attitude: Our stories rarely get told and when they do, it's usually out of our control and somehow almost always demeaning. Think of caricatures and stereotypes in Hollywood, whitewashing in films like Ghost in the Shell and The Great Wall, erasure, othering, mocking, exoticizing, fetishizing—the list goes on. Even Bruce Lee, perhaps the coolest and ass-kickingest action movie star of all time, became weaponized against Asians, his stance and fighting squawks used to ridicule Taiwanese American kids on playgrounds in ipstate South Carolina in the 90s and, I'm sure, many other places too.

"Excited about the zero thinkpieces and zero collective outrage over an elderly Asian being assaulted on a plane and dragged like cattle," tweeted my VICE News colleague Jay Caspian Kang shortly after the story broke. CNN's Jeff Yang also noted this absence of Asian American voices, though not the presence of Asian voices in Foreign Policy's piece on the video's unexpected virality in China.

A few pieces on the subject eventually trickled out. The most effective has been Clio Chang's "Why it Matters That the United Dragging Victim Is Asian" in the New Republic. "The victim's race is an important part of this story," she writes. "To treat it as an inconsequential factor seems, at best, an oversight—at worst, it's an erasure." It's an uncomfortable thing to say but it's nearly impossible to imagine a white doctor receiving such treatment or, really, a white anybody—recall the famously noncompliant videos of the "I don't answer questions" guy Kenny Suitter. Instead of being brutalized for his lack of cooperation, Suitter is time and again met with either bemusement or toothless exasperation from the cops.

Our stories rarely get told and when they do, it's usually out of our control and somehow almost always demeaning.

"I'll tell you one thing: If the 'randomly selected' passenger had been a blonde white lady, and she refused to give her seat, there's no way in seven hells that these cops would have dragged her ass out kicking, screaming and bloody," wrote blogger Phil Yu on his website Angry Asian Man, where he deals with issues of race and discrimination in culture. The sentiment was echoed by the Guardian's Steven Thrasher: "She'd have threatened to sue, other passengers would have come to her aid, and the whole flight would have been deplaned before she'd been assaulted like that."

Let's not forget that Dao's mistreatment was at the hands of Chicago aviation security—this was state violence, in other words. It unavoidably recalled a history of constraint and removal of Asian bodies by agents of the government, including the Japanese internment camps during World War II and Congress' 1882 Chinese Exclusion Act, which turned poorly paid Chinese laborers into "the first illegal immigrants," according to historian Erika Lee's The Making of an Asian America.

"Gatekeeping immigrant policies began with Asian migration to the US," said Eric Tang, author of Unsettled: Cambodian Refugees in the NYC Hyperghetto. "The notion of who you could admit and deport and remove was really premised on our government's desire to police the rate and the number of Asians who would become American citizens. Asians have historically been the subject of discriminatory legislation on who can enter the country and who can be removed."

Other minorities have suffered just as badly or worse at the hands of authorities; as many have noted, Asian Americans should be vocal in protesting the mistreatment of African Americans and Latinos at the hands of police. But it is impossible (for me, and for many) to watch the video and not think of race.

"There's this element of [Asians as] the quiescent, appeasing racial minority," said Tang. "Deferential. Clearly Dr. Dao was not in this instance. The consequence of not playing that expected role was rather severe. The question that many might be critical of him should ask themselves is: Would they not do the same thing? And would they not expect that reaction from anybody who had paid for a seat and boarded the flight? Their questioning of Dr. Dao is based on the assumption that Asians should be quiescent and accommodating and ultimately grateful."

As reports poured in, there was even some confusion over whether journalists had fingered the wrong Dr. David Dao, another instance of the annoyingly inexorable "all look same" phenomenon. Ah ha! these conspiracy theorists seemed to say, he was an angel after all. I've been mistaken for everyone from Hiro Nakamura to roughly half of the Asian men in New York publishing; a part of me, too, hoped this might be true. (It wasn't.) Really, though, it shouldn't matter: Dao's past has no bearing on the violence done to him.

While the notion of "flying while Asian" is (thankfully) not a thing—as opposed to driving while black, which very much is—incidents such as Dao's reveal an underlying truth that Asians—and all minorities and all marginalized people—are acutely aware of: Your ticket can be literally revoked at any time, "model minority" or not, and the way you deal with it can have serious, occasionally violent repercussions. It also shows that not everyone sees the same thing in a viral video of brutality, which is why we have to show them.

Follow James Yeh on Twitter.

13 Apr 10:07

Hold My Beer

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13 Apr 03:41

Let’s See Some Skin

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06 Apr 20:36

Limb Shady

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22 Mar 13:13

Turkey splits up fight between roosters

by Rob Beschizza
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Police department! Ha!

Dennis Coon was unable to stop two roosters kicking off in the yard, but Officer Gobbles was having none of it.

21 Mar 21:50

Apartment For Scale

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This took me a second...

21 Mar 13:48

DHS bans laptops in the cabins of flights from 10 airports

by Cory Doctorow
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THIS MAKES NO SENSE. Well, other than to shame brown people. Muslim ban by a thousand cuts indeed.

The DHS has advised some airlines that flights originating from some overseas airports will only be allowed to land in the USA if passengers are required to check any electronic device bigger than a phone (excepting medical devices) in the hold. (more…)