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Não confio em médico que não usa termo técnico. O certo é quebranto.

 

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Não é só o recheio, mas quem recheia.

 

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A nova pesquisa Datafolha aponta que Marina é a nova líder do Campeonato Brasileiro. Enquanto o Cruzeiro está com 39 pontos, Marina já aparece com mais de 2 mil pontos e é a líder isolada.

Marina assumiu a liderança após várias vitórias fora de casa e por ganhar de W.O. em casa, pois ninguém aceita jogar no Acre. Ela bateu Dilma, goleou Aécio e brincou com Luciana Genro. O adversário mais difícil foi Eduardo Jorge que resolveu furar a bola e fumar a grama ainda no primeiro tempo.

Por @Cacofonias

 

An anonymous reader writes: Caffeine is a staple of most workplaces — it's rare to find an office without a coffee pot or a fridge full of soda. It's necessary (or at least feels like it's necessary) because many workers have a hard time staying awake while sitting at a desk for hours at a time, and the alternative — naps — aren't usually allowed. But new research shows it might be more efficient for employers to encourage brief "coffee naps," which are more effective at returning people to an alert state than either caffeine or naps alone. A "coffee nap" is when you drink a cup of coffee, and then take a sub-20-minute nap immediately afterward. This works because caffeine takes about 20 minutes to get into your bloodstream, and a 20-minute nap clears adenosine from your brain without putting you into deeper stages of sleep. In multiple studies, tired participants who took coffee naps made fewer mistakes in a driving simulator after they awoke than the people who drank coffee without a nap or slept without ingesting caffeine.

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The Bad Astronomer writes: Astronomers have found a 5.4 Earth-mass planet orbiting the star Gliese 15A, a red dwarf in a binary system just 11.7 light years away (PDF). Other exoplanets candidates have been found that are closer, but they are as yet unconfirmed. This is more evidence that alien planets are common in the galaxy.

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An anonymous reader writes: A study of 50,000 people in Italy has found the impact of social networking on individual welfare to be "significantly negative." The researchers found that improvements in self-reported well-being occurred when online networking led to face-to-face interactions, but this effect was overwhelmed by the perceived losses in well-being (PDF) generated by interaction strictly through social networks. The researchers "highlight the role of discrimination and hate speech on social media which they say play a significant role in trust and well-being. Better moderation could significantly improve the well-being of the people who use social networks, they conclude."

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iPhone arregão! ¬¬

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Deus veio na forma desta tirinha para tentar abrir seus olhos =D

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Today’s comic is my favourite dedication of the year… it’s Karina’s birthday! Hope you have a great birthday tomorrow, Karina!!

Karina was the first person to ever ask me for a birthday dedication and I’ve been helping her celebrate her birthday ever since. This year is the tenth Karina’s Birthday comic! Here are the others: Happy Birthday – Birthday – Birthday Party – Party Pooper – Birthday Essentials – Getting Wiser – King Kong – Dog Days – Looking Great

I’m gonna win! #9gag

Oooops… cometi um equívoco! Como bem me lembraram alguns leitores, a água os faz multiplicar. O que os faz virar monstrinhos é comer após meia noite ou algo assim. haueheauhaeuh =D
Enfim.. correção:

Agora sim =D

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More communication.

johndarnielle:

ronaldcmerchant:

the OILY MANIAC (1975)

in retrospect, it’s clear that horror film titles had nowhere to go but down after THE OILY MANIAC

victim #1 flips one final bird

in vain

the oil claims us all