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19 Mar 09:47

30+ Of The Weirdest Children’s Books Ever

by Lina D.
Markku.lempinen

Context disconnection is always amusing :D

Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

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Turtles Sleep

Turtles Sleep

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Bones

Bones

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Cat’s Behind

Cat's Behind

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The Kiss

The Kiss

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Pleasure Island

Pleasure Island

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Poor Pussy Party Game

Poor Pussy Party Game

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Pretend I’m The Poop

Pretend I'm The Poop

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Something In Her Mouth

Something In Her Mouth

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Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

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Morning Of Awkwardness

Morning Of Awkwardness

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Who Cares About Elderly People?

Who Cares About Elderly People?

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Harpo’s Horrible Secret

Harpo's Horrible Secret

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Butcher

Butcher

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Suck It

Suck It

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Cow

Cow

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Do It Now

Do It Now

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Scouts In Bondage

Scouts In Bondage

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The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

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Japan

Japan

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Fatty Has More Cookies Than I Do

Fatty Has More Cookies Than I Do

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The Magical World Of Rectal Probes

The Magical World Of Rectal Probes

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Horse Balls

Horse Balls

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Seamen

Seamen

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Angry Pig

Angry Pig

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Boy Vs. Girl

Boy Vs. Girl

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All My Friends Are Dead

All My Friends Are Dead

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Everyone Poops

Everyone Poops

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Invisible Dick

Invisible Dick

Pooh Gets Stuck

Pooh Gets Stuck

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19 Mar 08:42

LEGO Jurassic Park, the motion picture

by Xeni Jardin
Markku.lempinen

Jurassic Park in Lego? Yay!

“Jurassic Park is brought to life in LEGO as a father, daughter and all their friends combine over $100,000 worth of LEGO pieces to make an epic stop-motion animation.” (more…)
19 Mar 08:34

Congressman to FCC: Open Internet rules jeopardize the open Internet

by Jon Brodkin

The Federal Communications Commission last week released the full text of its Open Internet order, just in time for a series of Congressional hearings called by Republicans eager to chastise the FCC.

An FCC oversight meeting held this afternoon by the Senate Committee on Commerce began with committee Chairman John Thune (R-S.D.) expressing his disappointment in the three Democratic members of the FCC.

"Rather than exercising regulatory humility, the three majority commissioners chose to take the most radical, polarizing, and partisan path possible," Thune said. "Instead of working with me and my colleagues in the House and Senate on a bipartisan basis, to find a consensus, the three of you chose an option that I believe will only increase political, regulatory, and legal uncertainty, which will ultimately hurt average Internet users. Simply put, your actions jeopardize the open Internet that we are all seeking to protect."

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18 Mar 11:42

Classic FPS Descent to be rebooted by Star Citizen alums

by Lee Hutchinson
Markku.lempinen

I played Descent (SW) and Descent 2 quite a bit back in the day, the third I missed because I didn't have a computer that could've run it. But this sounds interesting!

The last time we checked in with Eric "Wingman" Peterson was August of 2014, where he was running Cloud Imperium Games’ Austin office and overseeing development on Star Citizen’s persistent universe. However, just a few months after that, Peterson left Cloud Imperium to develop his own game: a reboot of the mid-'90s first-person shooter game Descent.

Peterson has formed Descendent Studios, hired a development staff, and is currently overseeing a Kickstarter to pull together a minimum of $600,000 to finance development of the game, which is titled Descent Underground. Critically, Descent Underground has something that previous attempts to resurrect the Descent franchise have lacked: a licensing agreement with IP-holder Interplay.

Kickstarter teaser for Descent Underground, formerly code-named "Ships That Fight Underground."

Old name, new presentation

Descent was published by Interplay more than 20 years ago, in 1994. The first-person shooter developed by Parallax Software had players zipping around underground in a series of cavernous (and sometimes claustrophobic) mines filled with mad killer robots. Players navigated the underground environment in a Pyro GX spacecraft, which led to the game’s main selling point: it wasn’t just a regular FPS, but one which offered "six degrees of freedom." In other words, you could move in any direction (X, Y, and Z) and turn in any direction (roll, pitch, yaw).

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18 Mar 08:20

Please give this pastor $65 million so he can buy a private jet

by Mark Frauenfelder
Markku.lempinen

I'd actually donate to a cause to keep folks like this locked in dark cellars or something...

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There's only one way for Pastor Creflo Dollar to "continue to spread the gospel of grace around the world" and that's by donating $65 million dollars so he can have a Gulfstream G650 jet. You are asked to "Sow your love gift of any amount." [via]

18 Mar 08:19

NYPD caught wikiwashing Wikipedia entries on police brutality

by Cory Doctorow
Markku.lempinen

Colour me surprised.


Anonymous users from NYPD's IP block have made questionable edits to the Wikipedia entries on high-profile police brutality victims including Eric Garner, Sean Bell, and Amadou Diallo. Read the rest

13 Mar 08:33

"Why Linux Is Still Not Ready For The Desktop"

Markku.lempinen

The text in question is bad, badly written (calling open source "open sauce" for real, is this person still 12?) and ridiculously weirdly opinionated.
I heartily disagree with most of what he says and reading this brainvomit just made me agnry. Bleh.

While there's 1000+ Steam games on Linux and the Linux desktop experience improving greatly with GNOME 3.14/3.16 and KDE Plasma 5, for Windows users not everyone feels the Linux desktop is ready...
13 Mar 07:39

Terry Pratchett

Thank you for teaching us how big our world is by sharing so many of your own.
11 Mar 08:36

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Markku.lempinen

Consider me thoroughly amused!



10 Mar 10:07

Lego Cacodemon is ready to devour your minifigs

by Nannan
Markku.lempinen

Amazing!

I never thought it’s possible to build such a realistic minifig-scale Cacodemon from Doom, but Jarek with his skills for crafting minute details has proved me wrong. This vignette would make a killer desk-buddy for any Doom fan who also likes Lego.

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10 Mar 08:27

Coder’s childhood : when you absolutely need free space

by CommitStrip
Markku.lempinen

Fucking up sys32 is way too modern for my childhood misadventures, but yeah, I can relate to this somehow :p

09 Mar 05:53

Albuquerque PD encrypts videos before releasing them in records request

by Cory Doctorow
Markku.lempinen

Amazing

Har-har-fuck-you, said Albequerque's murderous, lawless police department, as they fulfilled a records request from Gail Martin, whose husband was killed by them, by sending her encrypted CDs with the relevant videos, then refusing to give her the passwords. Read the rest

06 Mar 07:58

How to respond about on-going outages

by sharhalakis
Markku.lempinen

This has never occurred to me, damnit!

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05 Mar 12:09

Lost in the Andes: the finest Donald Duck story ever written

by Peter Schilling Jr.
Markku.lempinen

Barks was the master of Ducks for a good reason.

Like any masterpiece, Carl Barks' 1949 comic book story "Lost in the Andes" means many things to many critics, each one finding something new with every reading. Read the rest
05 Mar 05:27

Analyzing Monkey Island 2 puzzle dependencies and game balance

"What makes a good puzzle chain? How can charts and graphs help you get the right feeling if the puzzles you wrote work as intended concerning the overall game experience?" This post answers that question. ...

04 Mar 05:53

TIE Fighter Drone Mod is Coolest Since Millenium Falcon

by Caleb Kraft
Markku.lempinen

A TIE Interceptor drone? Now we're talking!
Though, if the wings can't be bent, a TIE/ln would work more naturally.

Oliver, the maker of the incredible Millenium Falcon quadcopter we shared recently, is back with yet another impressive creation. This time he has tackled the iconic Tie Fighter Interceptor. Much like the Millenium Falcon build, he’s using foam to loosely represent the shape. When flying around, the illusion is quite […]

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02 Mar 06:58

EU Commissioner Wants to Abolish Netflix-Style Geoblocking

by Ernesto
Markku.lempinen

I remember the NES-era country-specific blocks and I found them stupid. Just like the dvd regions and whatnot. These very pointless and very artificial limits don't quite work in this day and age (and they never should have worked in the first place).

ansipDue to complicated licensing agreements Netflix is only available in a few dozen countries, all of which have a different content library.

The same is true for many other media services such as BBC iPlayer, Amazon Instant Video, and even YouTube.

These regional blockades are a thorn in the side of Andrus Ansip, Vice-President for the Digital Single Market in the European Commission. In a speech this week he explained why these roadblocks should be abolished.

“Far too often, consumers find themselves redirected to a national website, or blocked. I know this from my own experience. You probably do as well,” Ansip said.

“This is one of many barriers that needs to be removed so that everyone can enjoy the best Europe has to offer online. It is a serious and common barrier, as well as extremely frustrating,” he added.

The Commissioner is targeting an issue that lies at the core of the movie and TV industries, who license content per location. Ansip specifically mentions BBC’s iPlayer, but other services including YouTube, Amazon and Netflix have the same restrictions.

The geoblocking restrictions are demanded by content creators, who want to sell the streaming rights on a regional basis. To enforce these licenses, users from outside of the designated countries are blocked.

The Commissioner believes that this is an outdated concept which he likens to discrimination. If people want to pay for content, they should be able to, regardless of where they live.

“In the offline world, this would be called discrimination. In the online world, it happens every day,” Ansip noted. “I want to pay – but I am not allowed to. I lose out, they lose out.”

“How can this be a good thing? We put up with the situation because there is not much alternative. Now it is time to do something about it,” he added.

The artificial restrictions are not a market issue according to the Commissioner, but a matter of rights. These rights should be enjoyed equally and not just by the happy few who happen to live in a ‘licensed’ country.

“There should be no exceptions. Everyone should be treated the same. This is a key principle that underpins everything we want to achieve,” Ansip said.

The EU is currently discussing how copyright legislation in Europe should be overhauled and the Vice-President for the Digital Single Market hopes that measures against geoblocking will be part of the new rules.

Source: TorrentFreak, for the latest info on copyright, file-sharing, torrent sites and anonymous VPN services.

26 Feb 06:32

A five-year video timelapse of the Sun

by Xeni Jardin
Gorgeous video from NASA Goddard's Solar Dynamics Observatory (SDO), which recently marked a 5 year anniversary.

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24 Feb 05:36

Idaho lawmaker asks if women could swallow cameras for gynecological exams before abortion

by Xeni Jardin
Markku.lempinen

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Why is it always men who come up with the most braindead ideas regarding abortion? I guess it's because they know they don't have to suffer through them :P

Christ, what an asshole. Idaho Republican Rep. Vito Barbieri. Courtesy Idaho State Legislature website.


Christ, what an asshole. Idaho Republican Rep. Vito Barbieri. Courtesy Idaho State Legislature website.

A complete idiot who managed to get elected to The Idaho House of Representatives received a female reproductive anatomy lesson today. Read the rest

23 Feb 11:12

More Crunch than crunch itself

by cliffski

Gah! this may be the year I dump firefox, its bugginess and post-eating crashiness is finally starting to try my patience… Anyway I am in crunch mode. I know that in theory indie devs do not crunch, but GSB2 was originally scheduled for a December 2014 release. That became January, January became February and now I am targeting the end of March. And although that sounds four weeks ago, in game-shipping terms it is only a few days of work away and this is why…

I want to be PC+Mac+Linux capable on release day and I need time for the port to be done.

I want to have *at least* French + German versions on day one and they need time to do the translations…

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Plus…I have a bunch of ideas/tweaks/improvements from the beta to put in *before* I declare it ready for any of that. And then… even more timing related angst because I am going to both GDC and Rezzed between now and release. MADNESS. (I have to attend both, because I’m speaking at GDC and also showing off GSB2 and Big Pharma at Rezzed…). This might work out ‘ok’ because with luck, people will be working on translations and/or mac builds whilst I’m at these things, which is at least something that can get done while I’m busy smiling at people at shows.

Anyway…

There is also some other stuff to dop, such as extra ship module graphics for variants and also steam trading card stuff. And of course a lot of testing and general QA/Polishing. Even as I type this, I’m starting to think *cliff you are nuts…it will not ship in March, FFS get a grip and let it slip a few more weeks*.

Arggh,

Anytway, if you can’t wait (and who can!) you can grab the current build of GSB2 when you pre-order-the-game here!

 

23 Feb 06:17

Slowly fermented over a thousand years

by Iain

It’s always fun when Star Wars fans augment the official canon with back stories of their own – and even more so when they illustrate them with LEGO. In the hefty build shown below, Daniel Stoeffler explains the origins of Sarlacc’s Nectar – the original Jawa juice – which is apparently extracted from [SPOILER ALERT!] the innards of Tattoine’s infamous Sarlacc.

Daniel even claims that [SPOILER ALERT!] Boba Fett used this futuristic moonshining operation as a way to escape from his close encounter with the Sarlacc. Read the whole story over at Eurobricks, or check out many detailed photos of this creation in the Flickr album (which at 66 photos may be a new record for a single MOC).

23 Feb 06:12

Superfish doubles down, says HTTPS-busting adware poses no security risk

by Dan Goodin
Markku.lempinen

"Despite the false and misleading statements made by some media commentators and bloggers, the Superfish software does not present a security risk."

Mmmhmmm... Right.

Following security professionals' near-unanimous condemnation of adware that hijacked encrypted Web connections on Lenovo computers, the CEO of the company that developed the finished product is doubling down on his insistence that it poses no threat to end users.

The statement, e-mailed to Ars by a Superfish spokeswoman and attributed to company CEO Adi Pinhas, is notable for making no reference to secure sockets layer, transport layer security, HTTPS, or any other form of encryption. Those technologies are at the core of security researchers' criticisms. They say the self-signed certificates, registered to Superfish and installed in the root level of every PC's SSL/TLS folder, makes it easy for malicious hackers and even script kiddies to build websites that trick affected browsers into behaving as if they're connected to servers for Bank of America, Google, or any other HTTPS-protected website on the Internet. In fact, there's near-universal agreement about this. Earlier today, the US CERT joined the growing chorus of critics with an advisory headlined "Lenovo Computers Vulnerable to HTTPS Spoofing."

Update: It turns out the vulnerability is easier to exploit than previously known. As this post was being prepared, a security researcher published new findings showing that a malicious hacker doesn't need the easily-extracted Superfish private key to perform a man-in-the-middle attack on PCs that have the Komodia proxy installed. That's because the proxy will re-sign invalid certs and make them appear valid to the browser.

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20 Feb 05:51

Lenovo pre-installed malware on laptops

by Rob Beschizza
PC maker Lenovo reportedly sold laptops preinstalled with Superfish, a hidden malware package that injects advertising into browser sessions: "it can basically intercept everything and it could be really misused."
19 Feb 10:50

Lenovo caught installing adware on new computers

by donotreply@osnews.com (Thom Holwerda)
It looks like Lenovo has been installing adware onto new consumer computers from the company that activates when taken out of the box for the first time. The adware, named Superfish, is reportedly installed on a number of Lenovo's consumer laptops out of the box. The software injects third-party ads on Google searches and websites without the user's permission. This is bad enough as it is, but surprise surprise, the malware in question is actually horribly insecure and allows for some crazy stuff to happen. Superfish, an adware program that Lenovo admitted in January it included as standard on its consumer PCs, reportedly acts as a man-in-the-middle" so it can access private data for advertising purposes. The adware makes itself an unrestricted root certificate authority, installing a proxy capable of producing spurious SSL certificates whenever a secure connection is requested. SSL certificates are small files, used by banks, social networks, retailers such as Amazon, and many others, to prove to incoming connections that the site is legitimate. By creating its own SSL certificates, Superfish is able to perform its advertising tasks even on secure connections, injecting ads and reading data from pages that should be private. Do not buy Lenovo. In fact, do not buy any Windows PC that is not a Signature Experience.
18 Feb 08:21

WATCH: American kids react to breakfasts from around the world

by Mark Frauenfelder
Markku.lempinen

The so-called Finnish breakfast is just nonsense - or I'm not a Finn :p

American kids attempt to eat traditional breakfasts from Korea, Brazil, Finland, Vietnam, Poland, and Netherlands. (more…)

17 Feb 07:52

Human vs eight-switch Useless Machine

by Mark Frauenfelder

The Useless Machine Advanced Edition: eight times more useless than the original!

17 Feb 07:52

Tiger 2 / King Tiger

by Sariel
Markku.lempinen

A lego Königstiger? Yay!

Small-scale model of the King Tiger tank. Features 4 remote-controlled functions and custom stickers.

Datasheet:

Completion date: 15/02/2015
Power: electric (Power Functions)
Dimensions: length 28 studs (not including the barrel) / width 16 studs / height 14 studs (not including the antenna)
Weight: 0.714 kg
Suspension: none
Propulsion: 2 x PF M motor geared 3:1
Motors: 2 x PF M motor, 2 x Micromotor

After I’ve built my Tiger XL model, I got plenty of requests to build Tiger II. I was reluctant at first, because it seemed that at the same scale, large part of the chassis would be almost identical to that of my Tiger XL, but then I did some math and it occurred to me that I could try building a fully motorized Tiger II at small scale, with tracks of older type.

The original King Tiger isn’t as iconic as Tiger I tank, even though it was much more deadly. It’s fair to say that Tiger I’s fearsome reputation was partially product of Nazi propaganda, while Tiger II deserved every bit of horror it evoked. It was pretty much the most terrifying thing you could see on WW2’s battlefield, it was terrorizing Allies throughout the Ardennes campaign and up to the very last day of war, and some sources claim that Soviet crews would sometimes abandon their tanks at the very sight of King Tiger.

Many consider Tiger I to be the first true heavy tank but also a somewhat premature one. In this regard, King Tiger represented a mature concept of the heavy tank: it was improved and perfected, but also suffered from typical disadvantages of the heavy tank: monstrous fuel consumption and poor mobility, as many bridges and roads were simply unfit for a vehicle weighing nearly 70 tonnes. At the same time, it was tank that sported what is commonly considered the best tank cannon in entire World War 2, and a front armor that according to some records has never been penetrated in combat. It was a tank that could easily kill Allied tanks from 2 km away or more, and it only grew deadlier at closer range. It benefited from many improvements over Tiger I, such as sloped interlocking armor plates and a powerful multi-speed turret traverse system capable of doing a full rotation in just 10 seconds. We should be thankful that less than 500 of these tanks were ever produced because every single one was nothing short of a nightmare to WW2 tank crews.

My primary goal with the model was to make it fully remote-controlled at such small scale (effectively 1:34 scale) without compromising it too much. There are many static King Tiger models at this particular scale and I wanted to create a working one that could compete with them aesthetically.

On the technical side, the model was fairly simple. There was no suspension due to the lack of space, and propulsion system consisted of two PF M motors driving the front sprockets at 3:1 ratio that was forced simply because there was no room for a gear larger than 8-teeth one. Two PF IR receivers were located above the propulsion system, with their tops exposed on the front deck in places where hatches would be. The 8878 rechargeable battery was located longitudinally at the back of the hull because hull’s sloped sides made it impossible to install it crosswise, and it was turned on/off by pressing a 2×2 round dish on the rear deck. There was no turntable – instead the entire turret was simply sitting on top of an ungeared Micromotor. Another Micromotor was located at the back of the turret, controlling cannon’s elevation at 3:1 gear ratio. This necessitated use of the 24-teeht gear, making the turret slightly taller than it should have been.

The looks of the model were far from perfect. Firstly, I prefer to build my tanks in dark gray and this model only confirms this preference to me, but seeing as a number of necessary pieces was not available in dark gray, I decided to give light gray a try. It seemed straightforward to me at first, since light gray is a popular and common color, but I’ve run into some surprises along the way – most notably, I was shocked to find that slotless pin joiners I wanted to use to make the barrel perfectly round sell for about $4 apiece. I needed 6 of those, and with shipping from multiple shops included I would need to blow some $40 just to get part of the barrel a little rounder – an extravagance I simply couldn’t afford.

Secondly, while static models can be very fragile, a motorized and driving tracked model needs to be considerably stronger, especially when there is no suspension to absorb vibrations from the tracks. For this reason the mudguards and side skirts of my model were not accurate – I kept them simple and strong when they should be slightly sloped and lowering towards the rear. The turret was not only somewhat too tall, but also too wide in the front, and not sloped enough in the back – a result of it being almost completely filled by the cannon elevation mechanism. Finally, the model’s ground clearance was notably smaller than with original vehicle, because the hull had to be deep enough to house the PF IR receivers and the battery.

All in all, it was imperfect model but a good exercise at building very small. It worked flawlessly and looked much more accurate than my earlier attempt at tiny motorized tanks: my first Tiger model. While it did have a number of accuracy issues, it was simply nice both to watch and to play with. It was also my first model to use foil stickers of my own design. I think they are better than paper stickers, at least on bright-colored LEGO pieces, but the problems I was unable to solve so far is that they are partially transparent and that it’s impossible to put white color on them. That means they are still far behind the technology used for the official LEGO stickers.

Work in progress photos:

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16 Feb 12:18

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Markku.lempinen

Moomin approach to life ftw 8)



16 Feb 08:53

LEGO unveils the Ultimate Collector Series TIE Fighter [News]

by Iain
Markku.lempinen

I may need one of these... And if they come up with a TIE/I, I most definitely would need one!

This morning at the New York Toy Fair, LEGO revealed its latest addition to the Ultimate Collector Series (UCS), the 75095 Star Wars TIE Fighter. The set will be available directly through LEGO via their online store beginning May 2015, and is expected to retail in the US for $199.99.

 
Here are some details, provided by LEGO:

“This large-scale LEGO-brick rendition of the classic Imperial starfighter has intricate detailing, as well as an opening top hatch and an exclusive TIE Fighter Pilot minifigure with a blaster pistol. And when you want to keep it safe from Rebel attack, mount the model on the display stand and keep yourself updated with all the key facts and figures on the included fact plaque. The Ultimate Collector Series TIE Fighter is the perfect addition to your Star Wars collection! The UCS TIE Fighter measures 18.5in (47cm) high, 12in (30.6cm) long and 12.2in (31cm) wide.”

And for an up-close and personal look at the set, here is the LEGO designer video:

16 Feb 08:52

Explore This Rare Gallery of Hyper Detailed Star Wars Models

by Gareth Branwyn
Markku.lempinen

Good old scale models. They're just beautiful 8)

starWarsModel_1The site Slightly Warped Curiosities has posted this wonderful, rare gallery of close-up photos of the Industrial Light & Magic spaceship models used in the first Star Wars trilogy. Anyone who scratch-builds models knows the importance of “grebble” — that’s the baroque surface detail–usually cool-looking bits “kit-bashed” from other models–added to […]

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