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17 Dec 16:32

The Powerpuff Girls Will Save The Day Again January 20th

by Dan Seitz

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One of the early announcements that Cartoon Network was going to be something… a bit different was The Powerpuff Girls. A satire of superhero comics, children’s cartoons, and anime, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup quickly caught on and became a subversive hit. The show went off the air after six seasons in 2005. But it never left our hearts… and now there’s a new special on the way.

The plot is pretty much classic Powerpuff Girls, right down to the title: Dance Pantsed. Here’s a summary, courtesy of Cartoon Brew:

Why is Mojo Jojo kidnapping a mathematician, an opera singer and a badger? To steal Chemical X, of course, and to finally take over Townsville. But when the Powerpuff Girls thwart his plan, he invents an evil video game called “Dance Pants R-EVILution” to control their minds and bodies to fulfill his evil plot! The Professor must visit his dark dancing past to save his girls so they can save all of Townsville!

So it’s essentially The FP, but starring the Powerpuff Girls. We can live with that. By the way, that mathematician? Ringo Starr. In fact, he’ll be singing a song called “I Wish I Was a Powerpuff Girl” as part of the special. Unfortunately, Craig McCracken, who created the concept, doesn’t seem to be involved, but you can’t have everything.

Also up in the air is whether or not the Powerpuffs will be returning to the airwaves on a regular basis. The show’s never stopped being popular, even after the series finale was produced in 2009. But as we’ve noted elsewhere, animation executives are a bizarre bunch. Either way, we’ll just be enjoying what we have, come January 20th.

17 Dec 00:38

The Best Commercial Of 2013 Is Not For A Real Product

by Dustin Rowles

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A fake bean commercial doesn’t exactly sound like the kind of thing anyone could possibly give a damn about, and yet this commercial, for Haynes Beans (fake product), is absolutely, mesmerizingly fantastic. It’s a 42-second short film from the visual effects studio, Cinesite, designe as a showase for the studio’s work. And after this, if I were looking for a visual effects studio, I’d snatch these guys up. It’s exciting, witty, smart, and yet ends with a delightfully unsophisticated punchline.

I am completely in love with this commercial. I’d take it behind the middle-school to get it pregnant, but it would flatten me with its huge pink monster paws.

(Hat Tip: Disney Animator Daniel Gonzales)

16 Dec 21:43

This Adorable Dog Doesn't Quite Get Swimming

by Neetzan Zimmerman

Is this chocolate lab broken? Confused? A rebel? A doggy lifeguard? Or maybe just taking a pee break?

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16 Dec 20:03

The Lacrosse All-Name Team Is Here!

by Barry Petchesky

The Lacrosse All-Name Team Is Here!

Inside Lacrosse has published the 2014 Face-Off Yearbook (makes a great gift for the Schuylers in your life!), and, as they do every year, have chosen the 2014 All-Name Team. The preppiest, WASPiest, lacrossiest names in the country, all here for your perusal.

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16 Dec 16:21

Inject Your Christmas With A Little Bit Of Slayer Via This Amazing Christmas Light Display

by Andrew Roberts
Krankota

I can't stop laughing at this. This guy's neighbors must LOATHE him.


YouTube user Slayer Bob has outdone himself with his custom 2013 Slayer Christmas light spectacle. You might have saw some of the previous years attempts crawling around the internet, but this one really shows the effort and pride. From the description:

THIS WAS AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MONTHS PREPARING THIS,MY WIFE HATES ME,AND I HAVE A FEW MORE GREY HAIRS..HOPE IT WORKS….. THE PICTURE OF ME IS WITH JOHNNY RAMONE…SLAYERBOB

You are a damn hero for this. There’s just something about Slayer at Christmas that brings a tear to my eye. Brings back memories of my mother and spending time at the butcher shop. I mean look, the tree rains blood during “Raining Blood.” It’s almost perfect. Be sure to check out last year’s Metallica one too, it’s very cool.

(Via slayer bob)

16 Dec 15:01

Glass Trolling

Plus, when someone finally grabs your glasses and stomps on them, it costs way less than $1,500 to replace them.
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WOW! We hit 6k already. I'm beginning the process of removing the top ad and replacing it. I didn't realize how fast this'd happen, so I'm a little behind. BUT, we should have it down very shortly. This is really exciting.

If you want a sense of what it means for the company, here's a comic Michael wrote.
13 Dec 19:23

If You Haven’t Heard David Thibault’s Cover Of ‘Blue Christmas’ Yet, You Need To Now

by Ashley Burns
Krankota

This is making my head explode.

David Thibault

Depending on your age, there’s a chance that you might think that Elvis Presley is still alive, and there’s a chance that you have no clue who Elvis Presley is. If you’re in that latter group, it’s past your bedtime. But if Elvis was alive today, he’d be 78-years old and probably a shell of his former sex symbol self, and I really doubt that he’d be able to croon the way that once made the ladies quiver. Fortunately, he wouldn’t have to, because 16-year old David Thibault from Canada has become an Internet sensation this week, and he sounds exactly like Presley.

Thibault’s performance of “Blue Christmas” for Quebec’s 102.1 radio station already has 1.1 million views on YouTube, but this sucker is destined to put up eight digits by the time we’re all done stuffing our faces on Christmas day.

13 Dec 18:44

Here’s A Supercut Of Paul Rudd Pulling His Hilarious Long-Running ‘Mac & Me’ Gag On Conan’s Show

by Kris Maske
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That is magnificent.

The longest-running, most under-appreciated comedy bit in Hollywood is arguably Paul Rudd’s Mac & Me clip gag he pulls every time he appears on Conan O’Brien’s show. Never gets old. Never not funny. Paul Rudd + Conan O’Brien. We can’t be friends if you need more.

The only problem is a shocking amount of people are unaware of it, and it’s been going on for pretty much the decade. Thankfully, YouTube and Reddit (in preparation for Anchorman 2, I presume) are currently in the process of sharing the above PSA of sorts. Never let anyone tell you I didn’t do my part.

YouTube via Reddit

13 Dec 02:05

Bird On a Plane

by Reza

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13 Dec 02:04

December 11, 2013


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13 Dec 02:03

New Kim Was Fired From Pixies Because Pixies Aren’t Allowed To Have Fun

by Josh Kurp
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Obviously shared for the pearl-clutching "the Pixies don't do that."

Out with the Old Kim, in with the New Kim, out with the New Kim, in with the someone not named Kim. Only a few months after original bassist Kim Deal quit the band, the Pixies’ replacement bass player, Kim Shattuck, has been fired. Why? Because she’s a monster who wants to have fun, that’s why.

I was surprised. Everything had gone well, the reviews were all good and the fans were super-nice about everything. They were like, ‘We love you, New Kim!’ We said goodbye at the airport and the following morning the manager called me and said: ‘The band has made the decision to go with another bass player.’

I get the feeling they’re more introverted people than I am. Nobody really talked about deep issues, at least out loud. There was a show at the Mayan in Los Angeles where I got overly enthusiastic and jumped into the crowd, and I know they weren’t thrilled about that. When I got offstage the manager told me not to do that again. I said, ‘Really, for my own safety?’ And he said, ‘No, because the Pixies don’t do that.’ (Via)

Kim’s replacement is Paz Lenchantin, a former member of Zwan. Anyone who can play with both Frank Black AND Billy Corgan has a much higher tolerance for emotional pain than most.

(via Getty Image, via Pitchfork)

12 Dec 17:29

Tom Hanks Surprised A Fan With An Impromptu Christmas Card Photo Shoot Because He’s Still The Best

by Ryan Perry
Krankota

He really is a national treasure.

Movie star and human national treasure Tom Hanks was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to promote his new film, Saving Mr. Banks. He sat down for a lengthy interview that was, of course, oozing with charm. But the highlight (and most Hanks-ian moment) of his appearance was when he pulled a random audience member on stage and made her life with an impromptu Christmas card photo shoot.

Also, Wiz Khalifa dressed as an elf and joined them because why the hell not.

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12 Dec 15:47

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kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

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12 Dec 15:08

Must-Have Holiday Music: ‘Christmas With The Dallas Cowboys Legends’

by Ashley Burns

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Hey, remember the 80s? What a crazy decade that was, right? People were all coked up out of their brains, and because of it we had movies about alien ducks and alien robots and alien, um, aliens – it was a really ridiculous era of American pop culture. But nothing was more ridiculous than the music, especially when it came to athletes that thought they could sing, such as the Dallas Cowboys, who recorded and released the album, “Dallas Cowboys Christmas” for charity in 1985. At least I hope it was for charity.

Re-released on Amazon and iTunes earlier this year as “Christmas with the Dallas Cowboys Legends,” this 11-track album is filled with holiday spirit and terribly out-of-tune joy, as members of the ’85 Cowboys – including Danny White, who was an album producer – crooned such classics as “God Bless the Children” and “Silent Night,” as well as this original gem, “I Don’t Want to be Home for Christmas.”

The Cowboys even had coach Tom Landry in a singing mood, as he joined in on this rendition of “Twelve Days of Christmas” that also amazingly foreshadowed the league’s current problem with concussions and head injuries.

The Cowboys followed this album up with “The New Dallas Cowboys Christmas ’86,” which included the song “Christmas in Dallas.” However, whereas “I Don’t Want to be Home for Christmas” was about how the players would rather be trying to win a Super Bowl instead of enjoying the holiday with their friends and families, this one was all about how much they loved being at home.

I assume that’s because the ’86 Cowboys missed the playoffs.

12 Dec 14:41

Conan, Ice Cube And Kevin Hart Take A ‘Lyft’ Car Around LA In Search Of Weed, Beats And Fun

by Andrew Roberts
Krankota

This was pretty delightful.


Conan took advantage of the innovative ride sharing service Lyft and brought Kevin Hart and Ice Cube along for the ride. What resulted was a hilarious bit of television that’s well worth the nine minute running time. It almost makes me want to throw in my Ice Cube collection DVD and let the night melt away.

Highlights include the entire video, of course, but I would single out Conan’s general goofiness, Cube’s defense of his Wendy’s food choices, and Kevin Hart’s fears that they look like they are selling ass while waiting for their ride to show.

This is the first time I’d heard of Lyft, but the entire thing seems like a wild alternative to hailing a cab. It most likely smells a lot better too, but I’d never know. I live in the type of place where a Lyft program would lead to a lot of disappearances and a lot of pink mustached cars being sold for junk.

A segment on Conan is a perfect way to garner some buzz though and show off exactly how the service works. Or maybe it’s the worst way if your ride wants to do nothing but ride around drinking and hunting for weed. No matter the marketing outcome, the video is hilarious.

(Via Team Coco)

11 Dec 23:05

The 2013 Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

by Drew Magary

The 2013 Hater's Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog

I have a house and, like most houses, it's an unfinished work. There are cracks in the paint. There are piles of old clothes and shoes exploding out of the laundry room, which doubles as a storage room because we don't have a storage room. The walls in our bedroom are bare because we haven't had time to hang pictures on them since we moved in 10 years ago. We need a pantry, but don't have one. We just cram cans of food and boxes of pasta into the front hall closet with the coats and shoes because there's nowhere else to put them. We do not have a larder. I don't know what a larder is but it sounds fucking great. It sounds like you keep LARD in it, and that suits me nicely. But for now, this loving house will do, in all its imperfections. I suspect most houses are like this. There's always some goddamn project that needs to get done and never does.

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11 Dec 15:31

Greg Hardy's Explanation For "Kraken From Hogwarts" Clears Up Nothing

by Barry Petchesky

On Sunday Night Football, Panthers DE Greg Hardy introduced himself as "Kraken" and said his alma mater is Hogwarts. Surely that's crazy talk. But after reading Hardy's explanation, perhaps we were the crazy ones all along.

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10 Dec 20:41

This 5-Year-Old Girl Asks Kristen Bell the Best Questions

by Laura Beck
Krankota

This girl should now do all celebrity interviews. Also, Kirsten Bell is like the sweetest human.

Linda Lee, intrepid hard-hitting five-year-old with a job, hit the white carpet (this is a thing now) for the premiere of Frozen to ask celebrities the hard questions. Namely, what keeps you warm and what your favorite holiday movie is. THE PUBLIC DEMANDS ANSWERS.

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10 Dec 17:09

This Airline Company Loaded Their Baggage Claim With Christmas Presents For Their Passengers

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This is the sweetest.

OK, even though it’s basically an extended ad, the concept and execution is pretty great.

The marketing team behind WestJet airlines came up with one hell of a marketing stunt for Christmas this year.

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The way it worked: They set up this Santa box that more than 250 guests spoke to, telling the on-screen Santa what they wanted for Christmas.

The way it worked: They set up this Santa box that more than 250 guests spoke to, telling the on-screen Santa what they wanted for Christmas.

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They asked for things like a new scarf, an Android tablet, or even just a flight home.

They asked for things like a new scarf, an Android tablet, or even just a flight home.

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The box was set up for passengers for two Calgary-bound flights.

The box was set up for passengers for two Calgary-bound flights.

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09 Dec 22:44

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target is getting so chill

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09 Dec 20:50

Greg Hardy Is "Kraken," And He Went To Hogwarts

by Samer Kalaf
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Ha! Delightful

Donning sunglasses, Panthers defensive end Greg Hardy said his name was "Kraken" and that he attended Hogwarts during SNF's player intros. But the nickname wasn't totally random.

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09 Dec 18:11

Linked: NROL-39 Logo

by Armin

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Subtle: The logo for the latest spy rocket launched by the Office of National Intelligence and the National Reconnaissance Office. (Photo by Trevor Paglen). Many thanks to our ADVx3 Partners
09 Dec 16:35

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09 Dec 15:16

Sick

by Reza

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07 Dec 13:43

The Blue Box Blues: Metta World Peace And Kenyon Martin Got Into A Fight About Macaroni And Cheese

by Brandon Stroud
Krankota

So many things happening here.

(via Getty Image)

(via Getty Image)

This statement from Metta World Peace in the New York Daily News regarding his fight with teammate Kenyon Martin is the most important sports quote you’ll ever read, so I need you to stop whatever you’re doing and follow along carefully.

Seriously.

“We were eating pasta. He had elbow pasta, I had shell pasta, and I told him how my shell pasta is better than his elbow pasta. And he was pretty upset about that. He loves elbow pasta, but I disagree, I think shell pasta is better. I don’t care. I will stand by that. Shell pasta.”

Metta World Peace. A man who once destroyed a deli because of racist price tags. A man who stepped up to challenge a two-year old. Of all the things he’s ever said and done, somehow his adamant stance on the construction of mac and cheese might be his greatest moment.

He’s totally wrong, by the way. Shells are for those uptight upper-middle-class families who think they’re too good for elbows. You’re part of the system if you eat shells.

Never forget: