Lucas Virgili

Hovertext: If you had a better graphics card, I'd appear at work sooner.

I am flying out for BAHFest. Wish me luck!

Hovertext: OH! OH! Also, they're fettered to ignorance. Like, literally.

East Coasters, there are precisely 56 general admission tickets for BAHFest! These will definitely sell out before the show. So, if you want to attend, please buy soon! 

Wait. Who ate your homework?

Hovertext: I'm just saying, the first person to get the dead to rise from the grave is gonna totally win the primaries.

Hovertext: Actually, just put my crotch behind that tree from now on.

Just a few days left to enter your proposal for BAHFest! 

When you’z a bad boy

Hovertext: Maybe I can fill you up with credentials...

Hey geeks! I did a bunch of story and dialog for the game Zombie Vikings. They're running a promo where you might get to be a background character. Please give it a look. Thanks! 

Hovertext: Also, that's not EXACTLY a circle.

Come onnnn hatemail. Come onnnnn hatemail. 

Hovertext: Language is a social construct that you REALLY suck at.

BAHFest Submissions are still open! 

Hovertext: This is the inevitable conclusion of Mountain Dew.

Just a reminder that BAHFest submissions are now open. We're trying a new theme in Seattle, where people propose fake, stupid, megaproject ideas.