Traveling around in Fake Texas you're bound to come across crimes in progress, into which, by nature of being the Most Important Dude in Fake Texas, you are obligated to interject. Unfortunately, the game usually does not give you enough time to assess the situation (or even determine who's shooting whom) before one or both of the parties instantly murders you with guns.

The secret kangaroo penguin club meeting went really well. I couldn't believe all the celebrities who showed up!

Do you know what’s popular on the web right now?

If you ignore search engines, social media, and shopping, the most popular content on the web is sports (espn.com), news (cnn.com, huffingtonpost.com, foxnews.com), and porn.

If you ignore celebrities like Katy Perry, the most popular stuff on Twitter is mainstream news sites (CNN, BBC). 

If you look at what’s popular among The Old Reader users, you get a much different picture. 

First off, you like comics. Really, really like comics. XKCD, Dilbert, and the Oatmeal dominate the list of most popular feeds on The Old Reader. 

After comics, the majority of feeds are tech blogs and tech news sites. Then comes lifestyle stuff like Lifehacker. There is also a lot of longer form content like TED Talks or in-depth magazine reporting. We also see national news sites like nytimes.com and what might be considered local news sites, like Boston.com.

Interestingly, there is very little sports in our feeds. That might be because our users are just not sports fans. Or it might be that sports is easy to consume on Twitter. 

Looking at all of the data, I’m starting to think that The Old Reader is like a newspaper. Our readers are using it to compile a single source of information, news, analysis, satire, and opinion. It’s a source of information that you would have to work really hard to get just going online or using social media.

In fact, I think that the popularity of comics on our list supports my theory. It seems to me that just like in the days of the newspaper, comics are the one thing everyone can agree on. 

And as a comic fan, I’d like to point out that the comics you like are not childish entertainment. These comics are satire. Satire is only useful or interesting to people who have a good handle on what’s going on and are looking for a more subtle, sophisticated take- a way to make sense of the all the other stuff they read.  

On the Internet or social media, most people don’t read much beyond the headlines on mainstream news sites. But judging from our most popular feeds, The Old Reader makes it possible to consume a broader range of stuff, from comics and satire to news and analysis, to blogs and feature-length content.

Having information and being informed are not the same thing. Our users are looking to be informed. The paradox of our time is that you can have all of the information in the world available and learn less. There are more sources of information, but you need new literacy skills to decode messages in the way news and information are presented.

Most of us don’t have the time or mental energy to really analyze everything coming at us. But if you use it right, I really believe The Old Reader can help you get a better handle on a complicated world. 

I’ll never understand huggers, if you genuinely wanna comfort me then be a friend and let me punch you in the throat.

Contributing to the Twogag Patreon is like giving this comic a hug.

También sirve para caramelos, chuches y frutos secos. Para palomitas es más complicado, pero puedes probar con algo estilo bazooka.

Pero por favor, no lo intentes fuera de Estados Unidos.

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Hay gente que asegura haberlo visto. Juran y perjuran que, en alguna ocasión, mientras removían el caldo de verduras, han visto la perturbadora imagen del imponente Monstruo del Lago Ness asomando la cabeza entre patatas, acelgas y zanahorias. La ciencia, como es habitual, se ríe de esas tonterías. Y nosotros también.

Por eso vamos a intentar traer lo antes posible ya tenemos disponible en nuestra tienda QueLoVendan a este simpático cucharón del Lago Ness, para que podáis sacudirle con él en la cabeza al próximo cocinero que os venga con esas tonterías.

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Stairs

If you made an elevator that would go to space (like the one you mentioned in the billion-story building) and built a staircase up (assuming regulated air pressure) about how long would it take to climb to the top?

—Ethan Annas

A week or two, if you're a champion stair-climber. Or 12 hours if you're on a motorcycle.

A tower to space would be very different from a space elevator. A space elevator would be about 100,000 kilometers tall, while a tower "to space" would only need to be 100 kilometers. As Ethan mentions, it would need to be pressurized, with an airlock every few miles.

A stairway to space[1]If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, well, uh, boy, I don't know what to tell you. I guess ask it to leave? would have about half a million steps. World-champion stair-climbers[2]or "towerrunners" like Christian Riedl or Kristin Frey can travel roughly a Mount Everest's height in a day; Riedl set the half-day record last October by climbing 13,145.65 meters in 12 hours. At that pace—taking the other twelve hours to rest, eat, and sleep each day—it would take him a little over a week to reach the top.

Climbing all those stairs would burn calories, which would mean you'd need to carry food. It turns out that the most efficient food you can carry, in terms of calories per pound, is butter—which is why Arctic explorers carry so much of it.

Suppose your backpack holds 9 liters. Climbing 10 stairs burns about a calorie, which means climbing all the way up to space will burn about 72,000 calories. If you fill your backpack with butter, it would hold almost enough calories to get you to the top.

However, since it would take you weeks to climb all those stairs, you'd also need your normal dietary allowance of 2,000 calories (three sticks of butter) per day. Combining that with the 72,000 calories just from climbing the stairs, and you'd probably need to upgrade to a more serious 16-liter backpack. If you fill that backpack with butter, it will let you carry around 110,000 calories,[3]Coincidentally, about the amount you get from eating a human body. which should be enough to get you to the top if you're really dedicated.

If you didn't want to eat 35 pounds of butter,[4]For whatever weird reason. you could try getting to the top by motorcycle. Based on how quickly this rider ascends 45 stairs, a motorcycle could conceivably make it to the top in a day.

Ok, so you got to the top. Now what? Getting up to space isn't that hard, after all—the hard part is getting into orbit, and the tower doesn't help you very much with that.

So what else could you do?

Michael Longuet-Higgins was a research professor at the University of Cambridge and an expert in fluid dynamics, bubbles, and unusual types of waves.[5]Given his apparent research interests, this video would blow his mind.​[6]Or this one, or this gadget, or this. In 1953, Dr. Longuet-Higgins was shown, by a colleague, an "interesting toy" which had recently appeared on the market. This toy, "Slinky," had some unusual properties. The professor immediately set to work analyzing it, and wrote up his results in a paper.

Dr. Longuet-Higgins first determined through mathematical modeling that the rate at which the Slinky descends steps should depend only on the properties of the spring itself, and not the size or shape of the stairs. He and his colleague conducted a series of experiments "on five different flights of stairs, of various dimensions, in Trinity College, Cambridge." Their conclusion: The Slinky descended a constant rate of about 0.8 seconds per step.[7]Except on some wide, flat stairs, where the Slinky "came to rest after three or four steps at most," which gives me a wonderful mental image of two disappointed British professors at the bottom of a staircase.​[8]Sadly, this was before the invention of the StairMaster. Fun fact: After a surprise StairMaster management shakeup in 2011, for some reason not a single newspaper ran the headline "StairMaster CEO steps down".

Dr. Longuet-Higgins determined that the Slinky quickly reached a constant descent rate after first few steps. This tells us that if you placed a Slinky (similar to his) at top of the stairway to space, and gave it just the right nudge ...

... it would make it back to the bottom in just over five days.

Or, to put that in more appetizing units:

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Hace poco vimos ese maravilloso cojín con forma de emojimierda que no debería faltar en ningún hogar. Pues bien, a la gente de Betabrand les sabía a poco y han lanzado al mercado una camisa y unas zapatillas con la emojimierda como motivo único.

Una mierda. Repetida hasta el infinito. Algo fractal y primario que nos conecta con lo más profundo de nuestro ser y nos catapulta hacia grados de comprensión hasta ahora inimaginables. Llevar la emojimierda es ser uno con el universo, ser consciente de todas las probabilidades y las elecciones que dan lugar a la propia existencia negando así la existencia de cualquier otra probabilidad.

Y además, mola.

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Preorder is almost over! And once it's over, we won't be printing any more books?

Se está perdiendo la tradición de enviar tarjetas de felicitación analógicas. Sin duda a causa del tedioso proceso de buscar una postal que sea original, plasmar algo creativo en ella con un aparato de esos que escriben sobre papel, enviarla por correo-caracol, etc. etc. Es más rápido enviar un whatsapp con alguna chorrada adjunta y pasar a otro tema.

Pero no descartemos aún volver a usar este antiguo y personal método de comunicación. La que os presentamos aquí no sabemos si es la más original y divertida que puedas encontrar, pero seguro que es la más versátil y fácil de componer.

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That's all there is. The site'll be here to puruse at any time.

Thank you thank you thank you thank you. Thank you for stickin with me for however long you have stuck here. Gunshow was fun to do but I gotta do something else. I just have to. Thank you. Some important links for you: my main site, will soon be a easy way to check on what im doing. BACK is my other comic I am still doing with Anthony. We're just getting started with it. Pinocchio, a comic adaptation. While not as dark as Gunshow could be, it's a very interesting story I think. Which is why I'm doing it. Midnite Surprise, art blog and will probably post dumb one-off comics off and on. My twitter, a good way to follow what I'm doing and will be doing. And again.. Thank you.

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Piled Higher & Deeper by Jorge Cham		www.phdcomics.com
title: "Level Up." - originally published 12/8/2014 For the latest news in PHD Comics, CLICK HERE!

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Time for my Hot Takes on Old Media. SOmetimes... they're bad *explosion gif*

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