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27 Aug 17:39

The Locket

by submission

Author : Mae Thann

“Akita General to base, do you read me?”

A crackling voice finally answered. “Base to Akita General. Report.”

“I have visual on Target Cougar. Akita Pack is out of reach. Request permission to pursue alone.” From my vantage point near the edge of the forest, I felt more like a cougar, watching my prey as it fed in the meadow.

“Is target alone?”

“Affirmative.”

“Permission to pursue. Be careful: she’s dangerous.”

I pulled the locket out from under my shirt – they’d kill me if they knew – and kissed it. “I know. Hail the emperor; Akita General out.”

She was all mine. I’d been hunting her for a good third of my career and now she was here, just within my reach, ready for my revenge. Reaching for my plasma pistol, I kept as low as I could amongst the tall, waving grasses while my target ambled on. It was almost aggravating, really. I was used to the chase, the thrill. Would all my work wind down to an easy shot to the back?

I clutched the locket again. No, we were going to see each other face-to-face. This rebel captain was going to pay for my sister’s disappearance five years ago and she was going to know it. I announced my presence. She whirled around and, quicker than the speed of light, drew her own plasma pistol.

I felt the blood drain from my face, whether from shock or anger, I don’t know. Her eyes widened likewise, but I gave her no chance to respond. I rushed her, keeping her gun away from me, but losing mine in the struggle. Finally, I had her down. My knife over her throat, her gun to my head, the locket dangling between us.
“I don’t want to,” she said.

My throat constricted. “Neither do I.” I drew a shuddering breath. “Hail the emperor.”

Half of the bloody locket now rests in a war museum. People have speculated, created wild tales.

But none of them ever guessed that I’d walked away with a broken heart and my sister’s blood on my hands.

 

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18 Aug 18:51

The Diversity Of Life

by Clint Wilson

Author : Clint Wilson, Staff Writer

The thick, tightly packed blue grass bristled and rippled. From high above it was a smooth endless plain of vegetation, a shimmering inky velvet blanket stretched over a planetary sea.

As the two small white suns rose in the northeast, numerous tiny yellow heads appeared from their holes in the indigo fields. Long undulating segmented bodies quickly followed them. The legless creatures poured forth and slithered over the rough blue grass. And there they lay, somehow existing in this hostile environment, with less than 0.0009 atmospheres of pressure, and no liquid to breathe.

Despite the distance of the tiny suns, the creatures soaked up plentiful energy for their daily feed. Writhing and shimmering atop the floating blue fields they drank more than their fill.

By general appearance they were nearly identical to one another, besides the pubescent youths having two more segments than infants, and the mature adults two more again. Yet there was one who stood out from the others. It sported an artificial band, a blue strip of organic material, teeming with microscopic electric creatures, rearranging themselves thousands of times a second, sending radio waves pulsing down through the layers of the planetary ocean.

Two thousand kilometers below, in the depths of the western plain ice core city Phalanzedqua, scientists gathered around the meeting hub. Their eyeless heads pulsed as intake valves processed the thickly compressed methane rich seawater. Pinhole ejection ports on their backs bled black waste, it permeated their thick liquid atmosphere all around them, but it mattered not as they were completely without sight. They communicated through the electrical impulses of their microscopic symbiotic partners.

The head scientist linked his whiskers into the receiver ports of the main bio-computer. The machine, technically alive yet artificially grown and completely unaware of its function or duties, made millions of calculations per second. The scientist, known as Yachmaa, read the data through his whisker tips. He suddenly addressed the others and communicated.

“Quite incredible. It seems that the Yellow Quaxannai migrate all the way to the atmospheric ceiling,” Yachmaa paused for dramatic effect, “and then they breach the surface and leave the liquid!”

There were pulses of disbelief from around the hub. Yachmaa suddenly transmitted the data he had thus far received from his artificial band, attached to the unwitting creature days ago on a gutsy mission to the upper third. Everyone had been well trained, and protected by their pressure skins. Yet they had nearly missed the entire rising pod and had only gotten lucky with this straggler. Yet there he was, now sporting their tracking device up above the ceiling, transmitting valuable data from an unexplored frontier. The group floated transfixed, studying the spectrum of the alien habitat with its undulating fields and twin hot points.

Suddenly a bizarre flying creature swooped from the sky and snatched one of the Yellow Quaxannai in its hooked talons and then soared off with its long squirming meal.

Far below they all hovered bewildered as one of the scientists asked, “In the name of the core dweller, what in the world was that?”

 

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01 Jul 06:33

Even now Sithrak oils the spit

http://oglaf.com/sithrak/

30 Jun 20:37

Shooting an AK-47 Underwater

by amanda b.
Bewarethewumpus

I would not have called the bolt moving faster. I had however heard that AKs can be subjected to all kinds of torture, including full immersion in water and still work fine.

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Smarter Every Day investigates how a firearm with a blowback system would work underwater by filming it in slow motion.

30 Jun 20:15

Richard Dawkins Aims for a Viral Hit

by Brad
Dawkins

At the Cannes Lions International Festival of Creativity this weekend, renowned evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins made an honorary appearance to unveil a mind-bending video montage starring himself. But what is the meaning of all this?

30 Jun 18:28

Video Games' Obsession With Winning Is Killing Them

by Tina Amini
Bewarethewumpus

I used to get that kind of satisfaction from Magic the Gathering. I came to a point where I realized that anyone could just win by throwing enough power fast enough. I built a deck like that, and it's nice when I want to just rub someone's nose in it. But I get way more satisfaction from attempting to pull off complicated, ridiculous strategies, like removing my entire deck from the game in the hopes of getting infinite turns, or giving my opponent a card that will kill him once it leaves play, and then removing it from play.

Video Games' Obsession With Winning Is Killing Them

Two years ago I left a job at Rock, Paper, Shotgun to start a board game site. But that's not the strange part. What's odd is that I've never looked back. I'm getting more out of table games these days than video games, and the biggest reason is that somewhere along the line, video games became obsessed with winning, and it’s killing them.

Forget achievements. Do you ever think about how many bruises you’ve collected, as a video gamer? Every evening you went online and got stomped by strangers. Every towering boss that kicked in your teeth. Every bad call you wincingly made, every time you had your entertainment taken away for not being good enough. You’re a failure! How about that?

I remember a colleague taking a 5 minute break, away from the jittery job of reviewing Battlefield 2. “It’s fun when you win,” he said, exhausted. “And boring when you lose. Haven’t we moved past that yet?”

No, we haven’t. For a medium that’s evolved from play, video games have an overwhelmingly binary view of success and failure, one so crippling that if we settle into a single player game and make no progress, or lose every multiplayer match in one night, our lives will have been worsened. And we never ask why games are like this. After all, how else could it be?


For a medium that’s evolved from play, video games have an overwhelmingly binary view of success and failure.


Board games have the answer. They speak it so noisily that it’s unbelievable it hasn’t penetrated the Video Games Bunker, but there’s a whole world of analog games that are dedicated to ensuring people simply have fun, all the time.

Let me give you just three examples, and let’s start with Twilight Imperium.

Video Games' Obsession With Winning Is Killing Them

Everyone reading this will know how space strategy games work. They’re interstellar knife fights where everyone is working unfathomably hard to take everything away from everyone else; to inflict the worst possible time on everyone else.

Now, let’s look at Twilight Imperium. A space strategy board game with the same pattern of claiming star systems, researching technology and engaging in wars, but where units simply aren’t disposable. Wars in Twilight Imperium are dread things. Which means players simply... talk to one another. The furious struggle of video games is replaced with more sedate maneuvering and politics. Better yet, politics where players inevitably end up roleplaying their race, because the prospect of an apocalyptic computer virus negotiating with space turtles is too entertaining not to do.


The end result is a strategy game that isn’t about chasing victory, and where losing isn’t painful.


The end result is a strategy game that isn’t about chasing victory, and where losing isn’t painful. Video games often deign to give you a happy victory. Like many board games, Twilight Imperium wants to give you moments, and stories, and that doesn’t just give your matches a better chance of being fun. It makes all of gaming more accessible.

Video Games' Obsession With Winning Is Killing Them

Next, let’s look at Agricola. A game of being a 17th century German farmer. I know! Calm down.

But Agricola holds a dark secret. It belongs to the clandestine sect of “Eurogames,” which are a field of board games that let players compete, without anything as unimaginative as letting you actually fight.

So, Agricola is a game where the best farm wins. You’ll want vegetables, and animals, and a family, which means you’ll be scratching together fields, fences and home improvement, and for that you’ll be scrounging peat, wood, clay and still more depressing basics. It’s like a hungover mathematics professor designed Harvest Moon.

Where it gets interesting is that you get all these things from a central board. You can dispatch any family member you like to a space that gets you a certain thing, but where you go? Nobody else can go. And that’s your game. Everyone always gets something in Agricola. Everybody’s always winning, always building, which is satisfying. At the same time, everyone is always losing, feeding your family is always a terrifying prospect, and you all bond over this shared struggle. At the end, someone will have built the best farm, but here’s the thing about eurogames, their victory in the world of play: Nobody will care.

Which brings us to party games. If Twilight Imperium shows how the pressure of competition can be eased, and Agricola shows how it can be avoided entirely, Party Games show how ferocious competition can be kept, but players can be rendered immune to that damage. Let’s look at Bang!.

Video Games' Obsession With Winning Is Killing Them

Bang! is a team-based, Wild West shootout. On your turn you can shoot a player sitting next to you, upgrade your weapon, drink whiskey for health, or deploy any one of dozens of surprises hidden in the game’s deck of cards.

Roles are dealt in secret. One player reveals himself as the sheriff. Hidden around the table are the outlaws who want to kill him, the deputies who want to keep him alive, and the renegade who’s doomed. The renegade has to be the last man standing with the sheriff, and then has to kill him, and so muddies the waters to the point that people inevitably end up killing their own teammates.

Bang! is ferociously competitive, AND it features player elimination, and yet it’s incredibly easy going because it’s funny, and it heavily employs random chance, that dirty second skin that competitive video games tore off long ago. Reasons randomness isn’t actually a bad thing? Not only does it encourage unusual play states and reward the ability to adapt (rather than plan), but it also removes the pressure to win, the sting of losing.


Not only does it encourage unusual play states and reward the ability to adapt (rather than plan), but it also removes the pressure to win, the sting of losing.


None of which is to say that strict competition doesn’t have its place. But I can’t help but feel games are more exciting every single time they peek outside of it. I remember being thrilled by every single fight in the Shenmue series, because once in a while the game would continue if you lost a fight. That fight would just become a permanent failure in Ryo Hazuki’s story. And wasn’t the best chapter in the Mass Effect series the suicide mission, where characters you’d come to love could be taken away, forever?

Video Games' Obsession With Winning Is Killing Them

I want you to do something. I want you to buy Damian Sommer and Emily Carroll’s The Yawhg. Out just last week, it's an excellent storytelling video game about preparing for a terrible tragedy, for anywhere from one to four players. See how its stories become that much more tender for being tinted with failure? See how boring winning is?

I have a feeling video games are only working with half a palette. Losing will set us free.

Quintin Smith is a games columnist able to identify different board game manufacturers by their scent. He is not proud of this. He's part of a team working to make a home for play in Shut Up & Sit Down, and @quinns108 on Twitter.

29 Jun 07:01

50' chain of beads leaps and cavorts its way out of a jar

by Cory Doctorow
Bewarethewumpus

SCIENCE

Steve Mould, Britain's Brightest's "science guy," showed that if you put coil a 50' chain of magnets in a jar and then casually toss out one end, the whole chain goes berzerk leaps and cavorts like an innocent colt on crystal meth, defying gravity and gravitas. In this video, Earth Unplugged gets Steve to explain what's really happening.

Amazing bead chain experiment in slow motion - Slo Mo #19 - Earth Unplugged (via IO9)

    


29 Jun 06:54

Ecuador calls Congressional Snowden threats blackmail, backs out of US trade agreement

by Cory Doctorow
After US powerful US members of Congress started to threaten Ecuador with trade sanctions should it offer asylum to the NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden, Ecuador pre-emptively canceled its trade agreement with the US, backing out of the Andean Trade Preference Act. They called the US threats blackmail. ""Ecuador does not accept pressure or threats from anyone, nor does it trade with principles or submit them to mercantile interests, however important those may be." -Fernando Alvarado, communications secretary, government of Ecuador.
    


28 Jun 18:35

We're Supposed to Learn Stuff?

rome,learning,idiots,funny

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Tagged: rome , learning , idiots , funny
26 Jun 22:45

Petition to pardon Snowden at whitehouse.gov

by Mark Frauenfelder
Bewarethewumpus

I look forward to the bullshit response the White House will inevitably put out.

Tim O'Reilly says:

I just signed this White House petition, along with 110,000 other people (so far). Whistleblowers who alert the American people to possible crimes by their own government should not be prosecuted as criminals.

I know this is a complex issue, and some people worry that Snowden has compromised our national security, but I really don't think so. He's embarrassed people in power, and ignited a national debate about whether our penchant for snooping has gone too far.

We should be having that debate, not keeping it secret. Government depends on trust between the people and its representatives. Unnecessary secrecy breaks that trust. Government spying on its own people breaks that trust.

    


26 Jun 22:42

TOM THE DANCING BUG: Chagrin Falls - Gavin Has Nothing to Hide From the NSA

by Ruben Bolling
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Please click HERE for information.

    


26 Jun 19:31

Comic: Brouyaha

by tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho)
New Comic: Brouyaha
25 Jun 06:46

McDonald’s HQ Says It Has Nothing To Do With Franchisee That Forces Employees To Get Paid Via Debit Card

by Chris Morran
Bewarethewumpus

aww, we don't get to see McHQ get hit with this one. Too bad.

People around the country have taken an interest in the story of a former McDonald’s employee who recently filed a lawsuit because she was told the only way she could receive her wages was via a prepaid debit card. Meanwhile, the folks at the McDonald’s corporate office are trying to put as much of a buffer between themselves and the franchisees running the store in question.

“Franchisees are independent, local businessmen and women who make their own decisions around employment matters,” reads a statement from the gods of the Golden Arches to the Times-Tribune. “McDonald’s requires all franchisees to operate their businesses in accordance with all local, state and federal laws.”

The plaintiff in the case, which seeks to represent all McDonald’s employees who have had no choice but to take their pay on a debit card, maintains that the debit card requirement is in violation of Pennsylvania law, which states that “wages shall be paid in lawful money of the United States or check.” There is also the concern that the debit card comes with a schedule of fees for everything from ATM withdrawals to balance inquiries.

The defendants own 17 McDonald’s stores, so the attorney representing the plaintiffs says he’s had no trouble finding employees interested in signing onto the case.

“We are getting more and more people calling us who are in the same situation,” he tells the Times-Tribune. “They say the debit card is a drain on the pay they earn. They say these fees are something they don’t want to pay.”

The efforts of McDonald’s HQ to distance itself from its franchisees highlights a recurring issue with the entire franchise model. It brings up the question of where one draws the dividing line between corporate and franchisee, which is rarely clear.


25 Jun 06:20

Ex McDonald’s Employee Sues Because She Doesn’t Want Her Paycheck On A Prepaid Debit Card

by Chris Morran

Earlier this year, a woman in Pennsylvania was expecting to get her first paycheck from her new job at McDonald’s, but rather than an envelope containing cash or a check, she received a prepaid debit card from Chase. This did not go over well.

When she asked her boss about the card — which has fees like a $1.50 ATM charge, a $5 charge for over-the-counter cash withdrawals, $1 per balance inquiry, and $.75 for online bill payment — she was told it was the only option. And so she took her issue to the franchisees, who she says confirmed that she had no choice but to take the card.

And so she quit her job and found an attorney, who has subsequently filed a class-action lawsuit on behalf of the single mom and other employees. The plaintiffs allege that the debit card requirement allows the franchisee to earn “ill-gotten gains contrary to justice, equity, good conscience and Pennsylvania law.”

Section 3 of the Pennsylvania Wage Payment and Collection Law (PDF) states that employees are to be paid their wages on a regular basis and that “The wages shall be paid in lawful money of the United States or check.” The plaintiffs contend that a prepaid debit card is neither cash nor a check.

“I need to receive all the money I earn,” says the former McDonald’s worker, who had been making only about $.19/hour more than minimum wage. “I can’t afford to lose even a few dollars per paycheck. I just think people should be paid fairly and not have to pay fees to get their wages.”

For its part, the franchisees say they value their employees and “are committed to providing them the best possible work environment so they can deliver the fast, reliable service that our customers expect.”

McD’s worker sues: Don’t pay by debit card [Philly.com]


24 Jun 19:20

Gifted 2

http://oglaf.com/gifted2/

24 Jun 17:57

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

by Brian Ashcraft

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Twitter doesn't only inform at 140 characters a tweet, but it also amuses and delights with pictures. Here's a look at some, certainly not all, of Japan's most adorable, entertaining, and interesting photos found on Twitter.

As with these things, be aware that people in Japan also find these images unusual—hence, them being retweeted numerous times. Many of them were retweeted thousands of times.

Some of the photos are riffs one well-known memes, while others (such as the top image) can be easily explained(it's Halloween). And many of the photos are just people screwing around. You know, hijinks.

Then, there are simply the surprising sights people have encountered and shared online.

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Some of Japan's Cutest and Most Amusing Twitter Pics

Photos: miryou, TSNet64, CatCutePhotos, k_ami_c, xX_harowan_Xx, napalmthing, _G_A_I, sorata22, hayama_syoko, nobu_12_, akiranagahashi, py0nk1ch7, kihhie_1052, Tired_Nova, hyper_shimeji, when_sir, matome, kataoka_k, xxkaixz, yuukitokuda, de_ji_be, nakamukae, Nekopic, ymtk_, kataoka, ag_gt

To contact the author of this post, write to bashcraftATkotaku.com or find him on Twitter @Brian_Ashcraft.

Kotaku East is your slice of Asian internet culture, bringing you the latest talking points from Japan, Korea, China and beyond. Tune in every morning from 4am to 8am.

21 Jun 23:49

Beastles get nuked by the RIAA - the merciless, indiscriminate boot of Big Content stamps on humanity's face, forever

by Cory Doctorow
Bewarethewumpus

figures. Glad I got my copy.


Remember The Beastles, the amazing Beastie Boys/Beatles mashup? Hope you got a copy on your hard-drive because the RIAA's gone on a totally predictable jihad against a piece of delightful, noncommercial creativity.

Tim sez, "RIAA and Universal are pulling dj BC's Beastles across the web. Radio Clash has gotten a nastygram from the RIAA, Mega has pulled a mirror and also the Soundcloud has been disabled. In fact on his Facebook page, dj BC has announced pulling down the links tonight! It's amazing that in this day and age that a non-commercial fair-use project is still being stomped on by the blue meanies. Looking to see how I should respond...but also looking for a new host in Russia, although how that is better post-PRISM I'm not sure :-/"

Sorry, Tim, Russia just passed its own SOPA on steroids.

Cease and Desist Mark 2: Beastles gets pulled by the blue meanies

    


21 Jun 23:41

Comic: Negotiations

by tycho@penny-arcade.com (Tycho)
New Comic: Negotiations
21 Jun 08:25

What Anime Sounds Like to Parents

by Don
Bewarethewumpus

huh, I don't remember Scar ever fighting Fuhrer Bradley.

Animetogrownups

This is what anime sounds like to those who don’t watch it.

21 Jun 06:57

Someone Has to Do It

by Brad
Bewarethewumpus

damn, i need a stack of these

Bad-parking
20 Jun 05:15

NSA admits it listens in on US phone calls and reads US emails without a warrant

by Cory Doctorow


It's a pity that so many senators skipped the NSA's classified briefing on its secret spying program, because if they'd attended, they'd have heard something shocking: the NSA can and does access the content of emails and phone calls of Americans on US soil without a warrant. It's an important insight into the President's secret interpretation of FISA, one of America's most notorious spying laws.

Rep. Jerrold Nadler, a New York Democrat, disclosed this week that during a secret briefing to members of Congress, he was told that the contents of a phone call could be accessed "simply based on an analyst deciding that."

If the NSA wants "to listen to the phone," an analyst's decision is sufficient, without any other legal authorization required, Nadler said he learned. "I was rather startled," said Nadler, an attorney and congressman who serves on the House Judiciary committee.

Not only does this disclosure shed more light on how the NSA's formidable eavesdropping apparatus works domestically, it also suggests the Justice Department has secretly interpreted federal surveillance law to permit thousands of low-ranking analysts to eavesdrop on phone calls.

Because the same legal standards that apply to phone calls also apply to e-mail messages, text messages, and instant messages, Nadler's disclosure indicates the NSA analysts could also access the contents of Internet communications without going before a court and seeking approval.

The NSA is supposed to only spy on us dirty foreigners. As sketchy as it is to divide the world into the spied-upon and the un-spied-upon, it is nevertheless the law, and should be comforting to those the latter category. This revelation confirms that the Obama administration has doubled down on GW Bush's project of lawless, authoritarian surveillance, treating the Constitution and Congress's laws as mere formalities. So much for "the most transparent administration in history."

NSA admits listening to U.S. phone calls without warrants [Declan McCullagh/Cnet]

    


19 Jun 06:38

Senators skip classified briefing on NSA spying so they can fly home for Father's Day weekend

by Xeni Jardin
A briefing offered to US senators by senior intelligence officials on the NSA surveillance programs "failed to attract even half of the Senate, showing the lack of enthusiasm in Congress for learning about classified security programs." [TheHill.com]
    


19 Jun 06:17

496 – Trainers

by TriforceBun
Bewarethewumpus

Snorlax is the shit.

496 – Trainers

Tuesday, June 18 — 12:00 PM

Having a new Smash Bros. on the verge of coming out sure is exciting, and it’s something that I’ve never been able to experience through BitF before (since the comic was created right after Brawl’s release).  This means that the doors are open for all sorts of new additions to the “family,” such as Wii Fit Trainer here.  I can’t help but think that she’d feel a little out-of-place and freaked out a bit from the crazier Nintendo worlds too.  Welcome aboard, Wii Fit Trainer!

-By Matthew

18 Jun 17:11

June 18, 2013


BAM! Almost to 1k supporters!

18 Jun 06:21

Heart Seeker by flyingmouse365 on Etsy

by flyingmouse365
Bewarethewumpus

Dude, get your own, they only cost 10 Rupees.

18 Jun 05:44

Catholic School Teacher Loses Her Job Because She’s a Victim of Domestic Abuse

by Terry Firma

Who would Jesus fire?

Catholic Holy Trinity School in El Cajon, California told second-grade teacher Carie Charlesworth she is out of a job. Charlesworth’s infraction? Funny story: There isn’t one.

She is a victim of a stalker who happens to be her ex-husband. The school has decided that Charlesworth is too unsafe to be allowed back in school, not because of anything she did, but because of the behavior of her former spouse.

Back in January, the man, who has a history of inflicting domestic abuse, showed up in the school’s parking lot; in a likely overreaction, the school went into lockdown mode. Charlesworth, who is just now coming forward, was put on indefinite leave for three months, then fired.

The letter confirming her dismissal stated:

“…while you were still physically at Holy Trinity School, … the temporary restraining order in effect was not a deterrent to [the ex-husband]. Although we understand he is currently incarcerated, we have no way of knowing how long or short a time he will actually serve and we understand from court files that he may be released as early as next fall. In the interest of the safety of the students, faculty and parents at Holy Trinity School, we simply cannot allow you to return to work there, or, unfortunately, at any other school in the Diocese.”

So Charlesworth, having done exactly nothing wrong, is out of luck, and so are her four kids.

“They’ve taken away my ability to care for my kids,” said Charlesworth. “It’s not like I can go out and find a teaching job anywhere. … The kids and I are being punished for something we didn’t even do.”

The children also attended Holy Trinity School, but, like their mom, they haven’t been back since January.

While it’s not difficult to sympathize with the school district and the concerned parents of other kids, who acted out of an abundance of caution, it doesn’t seem particularly Christian to kick this teacher while she’s down.

And her firing doesn’t just affect her and her family: it sends a terrible signal to abused women everywhere, many of whom are already reluctant to speak out. To victims, the prospect of getting fired is surely as daunting, and as effective in forcing their silence, as any embarrassment or fear of spousal retaliation.

Charlesworth does not know where she’ll turn next. The Catholic community that long employed, supported, and literally nourished her is crumbling and retreating around her in the face of a bad situation. She’ll get paid through August, and then… well, no one knows.

It remains to be seen whether her faith will sustain her. “I have not been back to a Catholic church since this happened,” she told a reporter for her local NBC station. “Everything I thought I had, I don’t.”

17 Jun 06:07

Jon Snow's '80s Training Montage

by amanda b.
Hqdefault

If Jon Snow wants to win the respect of the Night’s Watch, he must impress them with his skills. Only this time, he must do it to an inspirational synth-heavy soundtrack straight out of 1982.

17 Jun 05:18

The Common Threat Doctrine

by featured writer

Author : Bob Newbell, Featured Writer

It was the year 3.98 billion, but no one regarded it as such. Sentient beings across the Milky Way knew the date by the Galactic Pulsar Network Clock. The day was an historic one. A delegation of 88 sentients representing the most advanced civilizations of the Galactic Commonwealth were meeting with their counterparts from the Andromeda Galaxy to discuss a common problem: The two galaxies were colliding and in the eons to follow would merge into a single galaxy.

“As the larger and culturally superior civilization, we are willing to admit the peoples of the Milky Way as subjects of the Andromedan Empire,” said a small, purple, sea urchin-like creature through the translator.

The space station’s computer recognized a Milky Way representative who wished to respond, a light blue frog-like being from one of the core worlds. “Ambassador, the collision of our two galaxies will have almost no impact on any given solar system other than to reposition them. Such is the vastness of interstellar space and the comparative smallness of stars and planets in both galaxies. There is no reason both great civilizations cannot coexist in peace in the new, merged galaxy with as much or as little interaction as is mutually agreed upon.”

The spiny, globular Andromedans conferred briefly and then responded. “We do not understand what you mean by ‘coexist’. There is a hierarchy in the universe. For example, our galaxy produced a few carbon-based sentients like yourselves. But in the course of time the superior boron-based life forms like us superseded them. Offering you admittance as subordinates rather than the accredited practice of genocide is quite magnanimous.”

The frog-man’s dorsal spines rose in outrage. Before he could respond, a tall, thin, exoskeletoned being from the Perseus Arm of the Milky Way was recognized. It clicked the 88 digits distributed on its four hands in rapid succession. The translation came out as “We do not seek conflict, but we are in no way willing to sacrifice our independence. The wars fought for freedom in the Milky Way’s history number in the hundreds of thousands.”

“That is the typical carbon-based response,” said the Andromedan. “First, an appeal to goodwill and then a threat of violence. So be it. Annihilation instead of assimilation.”

“I agree with you completely, Ambassador,” said another Milky Way representative after it was recognized.

Gasps (or their equivalents) spread across the Milky Way delegation. The representative was a robot, bipedal and tall.

“We are not all created equal. Some must rule, some must serve. Machinekind, for example, will eventually dominate the Milky Way. We can be produced faster, learn quicker, operate in extreme environments. We are superior to carbon-based life. And, it goes without saying, to boron-based life as well. Yes, we will do well in the new combined galaxy after the organics and boronics are dealt with.”

The alarmed Andromedans called for a recess as the Milky Way delegation descended into chaos. Back in their embassy on the space station, the Milky Way representatives conversed.

“Think they bought it?” asked the frog-man.

“I believe so,” the robot replied. “I wouldn’t be surprised if they now discretely proposed a boron-carbon alliance to check the coming machine menace. When we reconvene, I’ll claim my words were taken out of context and that I was just musing on one possible distant future. I suggest several of my organic colleagues act as if you don’t believe me.”

“The enemy of my enemy is my friend,” said the frog-man with a smile to his robotic comrade.

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16 Jun 00:30

I illustrated some photos from Facebook

by Matthew Inman
I illustrated some photos from Facebook

I took photos that people posted on Facebook and drew them.

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15 Jun 00:01

Leaked memo details NSA talking points on Prism

by Cory Doctorow

A leaked memo apparently sets out the NSA's "talking points" to its defenders in government who are discussing the situation with the press and critics. Mike Masnick at TechDirt has a point-by-point rebuttal of what is, overall, a very weak document. It's almost as though the NSA has grown accustomed to getting its own way by sneaking around behind America's back and doing whatever it wants, rather than by setting out its case with compelling logic:

The news articles have been discussing what purports to be a classified, lawfully-authorized order that the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISA Court) issued under an Act of Congress – the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA). Under this Act, the FISA Court authorized a collection of business records. There is no secret program involved here – it is strictly authorized by a U.S. statute.

"There is no secret program here"? Bullshit. Why, then, have so many people, both in the Congress and the public been shocked at the extent to which the NSA is snarfing up data? This is a secret program, enabled by a secret interpretation of the FISA Amendments Act, by the FISA Court, which the DOJ and the NSA insist the public is not allowed to know. Yes, it's a secret program. Saying otherwise is simply lying.

Leaked: NSA's Talking Points Defending NSA Surveillance