Original illustration by Dobrosav bob Živković
La NASA alimente son compte Instagram à l’aide de clichés splendides en provenance de notre univers. Le télescope spatial Hubble y est pour beaucoup. Les habitants de la Station Spatiale Internationale nous offrent aussi de magnifiques images saisies à travers les fenêtres. Les outils spatiaux permettent également de capturer des phénomènes impressionnants, comme les trous noirs. Nous avons sélectionné 20 des plus jolis clichés spatiaux publiés en 2016 par l’agence spatiale américaine. Un court voyage loin de notre Terre vous est offert.
So, Neil Gaiman today.
Neil: “This was back in 1998, Terry [Pratchett] and I were sharing a hotel room to save money. I stayed out late, it was 3AM. So I did that thing that you do when you’re trying not to wake someone, tip-toeing to the bed. And from a dark corner of the room I hear a voice: “Have you any idea of the time? Your mother and I were worried sick.” Terry was still awake.“
starring kate mckinnon as hillary clinton
human: *is heating up food*
alien: why are you doing that?
human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency
Human: *is eating ice cream*
alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!
human: well, you see, not with this food
This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.
Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*
Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*
Alien: *exasperated sputtering*
Human: shots! shots! shots!
Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.
Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves
TDS, February 11, 2015
Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools
Annndddd there it is.
Isn’t this woman the one who wrote a book telling girls to use college to find husbands
And now we have an anti public schools radical Christian in charge of the Department of Education.
Here are the conservative groups supported by Betsy DeVos and the DeVos family.
“Across four decades and two generations, the DeVos family has poured more than $200 million into the key institutions of the Christian right and the conservative movement.”
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Crow wants to go through her photos and leave comments.
Sine 2009, reddit user IdiotSavant‘s little cousin has challenged him to a game of checkers at the annual Thanksgiving family dinner.
He says he’s been ‘documenting her defeat for the past eight years’, which you can see below :D My money’s on her in 2017, you’re going down big cuz!
[via IdiotSavant on reddit]
Here’s an Otocolobus manul – nature’s Grumpy Cat – discovering a camera trap outside it’s den. Camera traps are used by biologists to lean about rare animals’ behavior, abundance, and health – just by setting up a solar-powered camera with a motion trigger. No physical trapping necessary.
O. manul (also known as Pallas’s cat) is about the size of a house cat, but you’ll notice has round pupils instead of slits. It lives in western China and the steppes of Central Asia.
You’d think that Pallas’s cat would rule the internet by now - but there aren’t too many photos of them because they are both rare and shy. The IUCN lists them as near-threatened. Just another reason to support species conservation!