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13 Mar 15:15

No Stabbing Allowed

12 Mar 13:12

After 2 years with my Pinky Bentley.. It’s time for a change!!...

Patrick McDermott

Read everything in this post.



After 2 years with my Pinky Bentley.. It’s time for a change!! 🎁😱🎀😍 #Porsche911Turbo by audreytayy

10 Mar 21:30

"Thank You I Love You" - Mon, 10 Mar 2014

Thank You I Love You
05 Mar 14:15

Colloidal Silver: Turn Yourself Blue, Nutcase

by drew
Patrick McDermott

Papa Smurf.

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Even though Paul Karason hit the talk show circuits a few years back to show off his blue-gray skin, caused by his chronic intake of colloidal silver, you can still purchase this toxic supplement. There are several kinds available, but this particular brand, Natural Path Silver Wings, is the worst, mainly because they suggest you give it to children. Not only that, but it has over a hundred psychotic reviews. People are claiming that they no longer have to take antibiotics, and that it’s healed second-degree burns, cleared up pinkeye, stopped dandruff, and cured influenza. This guy even claims that colloidal silver healed a bite from a brown recluse spider.

Argyria, the skin condition caused by colloidal silver, doesn’t go away when you stop taking colloidal silver, by the way. It’s caused by silver particles that accumulate in the dermis and sweat glands after you ingest or absorb silver particles through your skin. Since they accumulate in the lower layers of skin, they’re hard to remove.

Convinced that Paul Karason was trying to discredit their mystery cure, colloidal silver proponents celebrated when Karason died last year, at the age of 62.

26 Feb 16:32

The 50/50 bank

by drew

50-50-bank

The “50/50 bank” lets you drop a coin in the top and watch it fall into one of two separate tubs of change. But I want to know what college can be paid for with a handful of change. For that matter, I wanna know where I can take a trip to a casino and spend less than thirty bucks.

24 Feb 16:11

NSA moves from bugging German Chancellor to bugging German ministers

by Megan Geuss

On Sunday it was revealed that the NSA, forbidden by President Obama from tapping German Chancellor Angela Merkel's phone directly, has ramped up its spying on her senior government officials, according to the German Sunday paper Bild am Sonntag. The paper said that the information's source is an anonymous, high-ranking NSA official stationed in Germany.

In October, German magazine Der Spiegel reported that the US had been spying on Chancellor Merkel for years, tapping her phone and the phones of 34 other world leaders. The sources of the fall accusations were damning, and they led one German politician to call for a complete halt to trade negotiations between the European Union and the US. In January, President Obama ordered the NSA to stop spying on the leaders of US-allied nations.

Still, that moratorium on spying didn't extend beyond those world leaders, and Reuters, translating from the BamS source, writes that the source said, “We have had the order not to miss out on any information now that we are no longer able to monitor the chancellor's communication directly.” Specifically, Interior Minister Thomas de Maiziere, one of Merkel's confidants, was called out as being a target of the NSA's increased spying efforts.

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21 Feb 15:28

February 21, 2014


GaymerX2 is kickstarterizing!



This is the first time I've ever shared billing with a pro wrestler.
19 Feb 13:34

Verizon seeks payment for carrying Netflix traffic, WSJ reports

by Jon Brodkin
Patrick McDermott

UGH AAAH FUCK THIS.

Long-running disputes involving Verizon, Netflix, and Internet bandwidth providers are flaring up, causing recent slowdowns in Netflix speed.

According to a Wall Street Journal report tonight, "[t]he online-video service has been at odds with Verizon Communications Inc. and other broadband providers for months over how much Netflix streaming content they will carry without being paid additional fees. Now the long simmering conflict has heated up and is slowing Netflix, in particular, on Verizon's fiber-optic FiOS service, where Netflix says its average prime-time speeds dropped by 14 percent last month."One possible interpretation of the above statement is that Verizon has been demanding direct payments from Netflix in exchange for carrying any video traffic beyond some numerical limit. That's probably not precisely what's happening, however, because the report says this particular dispute has been simmering for months—meaning it started before the court decision last month that overturned the Federal Communications Commission's net neutrality rules. Prior to that court decision, it would not have been legal for Verizon to refuse to carry Netflix traffic when its payment demands weren't met.

However, there are other ways Verizon can play hardball and affect Netflix performance. Netflix has been pushing ISPs to host its caching equipment within their data centers and to peer directly with the video provider—that is, exchange traffic without a third-party intermediary.

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15 Feb 02:40

February 14, 2014


I'm doing some curated content over at The Nib this week.
10 Feb 15:50

February 08, 2014


Just a reminder, I have an exclusive comic this week over at The Nib.
10 Feb 15:46

Couldn’t afford the table I wanted, so I had to improvise #dgdsn...

Patrick McDermott

By my estimation that's 2.5 million dollars. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Currency_strap as purple is supposed to be 100 $20 bills



Couldn’t afford the table I wanted, so I had to improvise #dgdsn by dgdsn

04 Feb 18:38

February 04, 2014


Did you know that SMBC has a facebook club?
04 Feb 18:35

HANGOVER BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS. #luckycharms #champagne #rkoi...



HANGOVER BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS. #luckycharms #champagne #rkoi #piaget by romeromcpaul

01 Feb 16:25

Now that’s my kind of Tiffany’s present…fuck the ring #glock...



Now that’s my kind of Tiffany’s present…fuck the ring #glock #9mm #tiffanysgun #triggahappy by pixiepap

29 Jan 21:39

Take My Hand

by awkward

This is why you should never write notes on your hand.

(submitted by Annie)

27 Jan 18:08

January 27, 2014


Pew pew pew!
27 Jan 15:33

Two-Dollar Bills

by drew
23 Jan 15:40

…. while it lasted. Epic submission from picturesinboxes.



…. while it lasted. 
Epic submission from picturesinboxes.

23 Jan 14:34

January 23, 2014


BEHOLD! Jordan Smith's theory of Mitochondrial Superhumans!

21 Jan 14:48

January 21, 2014


WOOOH! 24 HOUR SALE ON STARPOC!

15 Jan 17:14

Stump, As She Is Played




Ads by Project Wonderful! Your ad could be here, right now.

It's every bit as dangerous as it sounds.

15 Jan 17:13

January 08, 2014

12 Jan 16:27

January 12, 2014

Patrick McDermott

This is familiar.


This is not the least bit autobiographical.
09 Jan 15:15

January 09, 2014


BAHFest is going online! We will have more videos in the coming weeks.

06 Jan 16:10

Croquet and champagne sorbet. Finishing off 2013 with some...

Patrick McDermott

Guys, The Great Gatsby was a book that made fun of your kind. You look even more foolish when you attempt to integrate it into your life.



Croquet and champagne sorbet. Finishing off 2013 with some class, old sport!  #Croquet #MarALago #Trump #NYE by chasezimmerman

03 Jan 15:38

Haskell

The problem with Haskell is that it's a language built on lazy evaluation and nobody's actually called for it.
03 Jan 15:29

The best of 2013. 





















The best of 2013. 

01 Jan 19:26

December 25, 2013


BAM
18 Dec 18:11

December 18, 2013


Kerpow!
18 Dec 18:10

December 17, 2013