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"We’d love to revisit these incredible Gothic trucks after they’ve had enough time grow layers of rust and moss."






These awesomely ornate metal vehicles are the work of Belgian artist Wim Delvoye (previously featured here).
“Aided by the seemingly limitless possibilities of computer-aided design tools, he is able to execute mind-blowingly detailed sculptural works. Some pieces are pristine, acting as models for larger sculptural installations made of heavy, untreated steel. Once the actual pieces are created and placed in Delvoye’s chosen site, the sculptures quickly take on a rusted patina—and an instant “aged” look that makes each piece seem like it has existed there for centuries, even though it’s work that could only be made in present day.”
We’d love to revisit these incredible Gothic trucks after they’ve had enough time grow layers of rust and moss.
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What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
someone write a comic book about Gay Avenger.
Reblogging for Gay Avenger
Oh my god you got to meet Steve Rogers.
just for the gay avenger.
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Review: Angel’s Envy Rye Whiskey
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"MGP has built a name for producing unique bourbon and rye whiskeys that many independent bottlers are working overtime to make less unique." rofl
Angel’s Envy Bourbon has no doubt been quite a success story. The company set themselves apart with a sourced (not distilled by Angel’s Envy but procured) bourbon finished in port barrels. This easy drinking, fruity bourbon has won over a lot of folks, including me. I rated it a 9.3, which is an extremely high rating on my site. What I appreciated most about Angel’s Envy Bourbon is the company took a pretty standard, “good” bourbon whiskey and made it FAR better than the sum of its parts through this finishing (a second aging) process.
So what does the company do for the next major release?
Angel’s Envy has just answered that question with a new Rye Whiskey finished in Caribbean Rum casks. Offered at 100 proof, Angel’s Envy Rye Whiskey begins with a sourced rye from Midwest Grain Products (MGP, formerly LDI). Unless you have been sleeping under a rock, or not paying attention, you’ve likely had an MGP rye in the form of Bulleit Rye, George Dickel Rye, or many other products on the shelves. MGP has built a name for producing unique bourbon and rye whiskeys that many independent bottlers are working overtime to make less unique.
Needless to say, a whiskey geek like me certainly looks forward to trying something like this. Here are my thoughts….
Angel’s Envy Rye Whiskey, 50% abv (100 Proof), $70.00/bottle
Color: Light Amber
Nose: A trip to the islands. Brown sugar, Orange and grapefruit rind, candied pineapple, coconut cream, clove, and cinnamon with the green, fresh herbal and gin botanical spice notes ever present in MGP rye whiskeys. The rum influence is heavy handed, and I’d prefer something a bit more harmonious, but it’s intriguing and completely unique. A splash of water brought out some lemon-lime soda (WTF?).
Palate: Creamy on the palate with spiced honey, brown sugar syrup, golden raisin, cinnamon, and a sweet rye notes. The rye spice is most prevalent on the palate.
Finish: The finish lingers moderately with a big return of the rum, tropical fruit sweetness, and green rye spice.
Overall: I haven’t been more confused about a whiskey in a long time. In a world of sameness (all those other MGP ryes that taste VERY similar), it’s nice to nose and sip something different. Angel’s Envy Rye Whiskey certainly qualifies as “different”. More similar to rye flavored rum from a profile perspective, I cannot say I have ever tasted a whiskey that’s picked up more aroma and flavor from a finishing process. That’s good and bad because the fresh, green rye notes fought the heavy, sweet rum influence from sniff to finish. I’d have preferred something a bit more harmonious and well integrated. One interesting little note – my lips and hands (dripped a little) smelled like I’d been drinking pina coladas all day. If you love (I mean LOVE) rum, and are looking for something totally different in the American Whiskey category – this one ticks all those buttons. I predict most will either love it or hate it, but give it a try and let me know what you think. It certainly has character (and a big price tag). Ahoy me hearties!
Sour Mash Manifesto Rating: 8.2 (Very Good)
***Sample provided for this review***
GMO Wheat Found Growing Wild In Oregon, Japan Suspends Import From U.S.
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"a GMO strain created by Monsanto but never sent to market"
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Live updates: Tornadoes on the ground west of Oklahoma City
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"It began with issue #200 of the Bulletin—all right, #199 if we want to get technical. It began with..."
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It began with issue #200 of the Bulletin—all right, #199 if we want to get technical. It began with the Resnick and Malzberg Dialogues, a long-time feature of the publication. It began when two men sat down to have a dialogue about editors and writers of the female gender. How fantastic, I thought, because I, being a writer and an editor and female, had a keen interest in such things. I love reading anthologies such as Women of Wonder (and its sequel) and seeing how women impacted and contributed to this forward-looking and -thinking genre I love. I hoped they might include the women who inspired me and introduce me to many I hadn’t yet discovered.
That’s not what I found. I found a dialogue that seemed more focused on how these “lady editors” and “lady writers” looked in bathing suits, and that they were “beauty pageant beautiful” or a “knock out.” I am certain no condescension was intended with the use of “lady,” but as the dialogues went on, I felt the word carried a certain tone—perhaps that was a fiction of my own making. As I listened to these two men talk about lady editors and writers they had known, I grew uneasy. Something wasn’t right.
I posted excerpts of the dialogue to my friends on Twitter. Was I imagining the whole thing? Was I taking it wrong? Maybe I had made a poor conclusion—after all, the cover of issue #200 was a woman in a chain mail bikini. Maybe the issue was intended as a look backward (a step backward), toward the group we used to be.
But no….
”- “Dear SFWA: I’m Leaving You”
Since these mysteries are beyond us, let us pretend to have devised them






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This is not an error in your map app -- it is a real road
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The Weirdest and Fiercest Helmets from the Age of Armored Combat
Bug In Samsung S3 Grabs Too Many Images, Ups Data Use
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TSA Finishes Removing "Virtual Nude" X-Ray Devices From US Airports
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Ranch Dressing Soda by Lester’s Fixins
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As seen in Denver, Colorado’s Rocket Fizz store.
We have posted before about the unusually flavored sodas by Lester’s Fixins (we’re talking bottles of Buffalo Wing, Peanut Butter & Jelly and more) but they’ve one-upped themselves with their new Ranch Dressing pop. There’s not much info about it (like what does this abomination taste like?) but it’s available at Rocket Fizz Soda Pop & Candy Shops across the United States.
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Green Grass Flip Flops
Green Grass Flip Flops are a great way to prepare yourself for summertime fun. Made to look like realistic beds of grass, these entirely synthetic shoes are available to purchase in several sizes at Firebox.
Random Doctor Who plot generator is an addictive time sink
firehoseA malfunction sends the TARDIS hurtling towards Zaakros, but Clara thinks she hears a cry for help. The Doctor, Clara, and Clara’s two charges discover the first Autons. A malfunction in the cooling system saves the day. Lady GaGa is the voice of the villain.
A failsafe on the TARDIS console blows, sending her crashing towards Metebelis Three, but all is not as it first appears. The Doctor and his friend make a grave mistake in a battle with the Gelth. The Daleks appear, but end up caught in their own time rift. Bonnie Tyler takes the role of villain.
The Doctor has always wanted to show Clara the Moon, but an old enemy awaits. The Time Lord and his companion reveal a secret about the origins of humanity in a duel with Whispermen. The tears of a child save the day. Lindsay Lohan kisses Clara.
The Doctor promises to take Clara to Peladon, but a small child soon distracts the TARDIS crew. Clara and the Doctor unravel the mystery at the heart of the Axons. At the end of the episode, time resets, and the events never happened. William Shatner guest stars.
The WordPress.com Reader: Follow Your Feeds, Discover Great Reads
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As you may have heard, Google Reader is shutting down on July 1. As readers ourselves, we understand the importance of a go-to space on the internet for your daily feeds and regular reads — and a place to discover new finds. If you’re looking for a new reader (or are not using it already), we hope you’ll take the WordPress.com Reader for a spin. Check out what you can do:
Import your subscriptions
The WordPress.com Reader can import and export OPML, so you can transfer subscriptions over from another feed reader. Google Reader users can import their subscriptions directly from Google Reader into the WordPress.com Reader. Visit the import page to get started:
Google Reader users will be asked to select the appropriate Google account (or sign in with a different email address) and grant WordPress.com to access it. For those importing from another feed reader, click on Choose File and then select the OPML file.
Follow non-WordPress.com sites
In the Reader, you can keep up with your favorite blogs in our community, the editors’ picks on Freshly Pressed, and Recommended Blogs — but you can also follow non-WordPress.com sites. In the box on the top-right of the Reader, click on the Edit link next to Blogs I Follow:

On the Edit Blogs I Follow page, enter the URLs of sites you’d like to follow, one by one, in the field at the top:
And voilà! You can follow your favorite sites, on WordPress.com and elsewhere, all in one place.
Personalize your Reader with custom topics
In addition to keeping up with your regular reads, you can follow specific topics to see what WordPress.com users are writing on the discussions du jour. The cloud of popular topics offers a bird’s-eye view of what our community is publishing — what’s hot and happening now:
We encourage you to go further — to be your own curator — by following custom topics and reading the stuff you’re curious and passionate about. In your Topics box, located on the right, you can follow Google Glass to compare commentaries on the controversial eyewear. Or nostalgia for evocative personal essays and memoir. Or behavioral economics for the latest takes on psychology and choice.
To add custom topics:
In the Topics box, enter a topic in the field, then click on the “+” symbol:

Or, explore the Topics page, search for a topic (such as Cognitive Science), and click Follow at the top.
We hope you dive in to the WordPress.com Reader and use it to follow your favorite stuff across the internet!
When my friends want to leave but I'm still scoping out a cute guy

Women practicing parkour in Iran
Here's a short video of a woman parkour team from Lahijan, Iran, praticing in hijabs and mantos. The sport apparently spread through illicit satellite TV viewing:
Despite having to practise in unwieldy clothing – not to mention having to stay on the lookout for police - Iranian women are getting into the sport of parkour. Some even create videos in which they show off their skills, and post them online. One of these brave women tells us about the challenges of practising parkour in an Islamic republic.
Parkour involves moving around urban obstacles as quickly as possible. Athletes run up walls, scale fences, jump between roofs, do back flips, and much more. The sport first originated in the 1980s with a small group of athletes in the suburbs of Paris, but only rose to fame in the 2000s with the film “Yamakasi.” Parkour has since spread throughout the world thanks to the Internet, everywhere from Gaza to Egypt to Iran.
Headscarves and long tunics don’t stop Iranian women from practising parkour (Thanks, Alan!) ![]()
How to Get the Old, Non-Tabbed Gmail Inbox Back
firehoseHead to Gmail's settings and go to the Inbox tab.
Next to "Inbox type," open the drop down and select any option besides "Default."
Rearrange your inbox sections as you desire.

Yesterday, Google announced a new kind of inbox that automatically sorts your emails into categories. If you've tried it and it's not your thing, here's how to get it back.
Find Receipts in Gmail with This Hidden Smart Label
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Doctor Who's Karen Gillan playing a villain in Guardians of the Galaxy
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Joseph Rose: Feeling 'Car2Cursed' with Car2Go in Portland | OregonLive.com
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TV: Random Roles: Orphan Black’s Tatiana Maslany discusses all her roles—in the same show
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Welcome to Random Roles, wherein we talk to actors about the characters who defined their careers. The catch: They don’t know beforehand what roles we’ll ask them to talk about.
The actor: BBC America’s newest original drama series, the sci-fi headtrip Orphan Black, is one of those shows that simply would not work without the right actress at its center. Tasked with playing nearly a dozen different variations on the same person over the course of the first season, the central actress would have to be in nearly every scene, sometimes as the only person in those scenes, bouncing off of two or three different versions of herself. Fortunately, the network was able to find the virtual unknown Tatiana Maslany, a Canadian actress whose prior credits mostly included a long string of parts in Canadian TV series and made-for-TV movies, as well as the role of the ...
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