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There's a fun CrossValidated thread on statistics jokes. Here's the one with the top votes:
A statistician's wife had twins. He was delighted. He rang the minister who was also delighted. "Bring them to church on Sunday and we'll baptize them," said the minister. "No," replied the statistician. "Baptize one. We'll keep the other as a control.
This line by George Burns is my favorite though:
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Any other good ones?
This is still one of my favorites:

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Remember a few weeks ago when The Chicago Sun-Times fired its entire photography staff and claimed they could replace them with reporters armed with iPhones? Here’s the result.
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Appeals court: Hobby Lobby can fight federal health care law on religious grounds
Minneapolis Star Tribune DENVER — An appeals court said Thursday that Hobby Lobby and a sister company that sells Christian books and supplies can fight the nation's new health care law on religious grounds, ruling the portion of the law that requires them to offer certain kinds of ... Court: Hobby Lobby can challenge health care law - 14 News, WFIE, Evansville ...14 News WFIE Evansville Court rules Hobby Lobby can challenge health law, won't have to pay finesFox News Hobby Lobby won't have to pay millions in fines as it challenges federal birth ...Houston Chronicle Visalia Times-Delta all 69 news articles » |
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According to the Pew Economic Mobility Project, children raised in high-income families who do not earn a college degree are 2.5 times more likely to end up wealthy than low-income students who actually do graduate from college.LOL WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT? THE BOOTSTRAPS MYTH: GONE WITH THE WIND.

It's hard not to feel a bit of schadenfreude here. Warner Bros. hired a Christian marketing company to pitch The Man of Steel to churches, on the grounds that this was really a movie about Jesus. And apparently, this strategy has backfired, somewhat. As in, people are calling Superman "the Antichrist."
NBC News is reporting that retired Marine Gen. James "Hoss" Cartwright, the former second highest ranking officer in the US military, is currently under investigation for leaking classified information about Stuxnet, the US-Israeli computer virus which sabotaged an Iranian nuclear facility in 2010.
According to the New York Times report from last year, Gen. Cartwright, a four-star general and former vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was responsible for conceiving and executing "Olympic Games," the operation begun under the Bush administration which eventually built and unleashed the Stuxnet virus in collaboration with Israel. Security researchers first discovered the virus in 2010, when it began spreading to computers across Europe, India and the Middle East. Further investigation revealed it contained more than 20 zero-day exploits, and was reportedly loaded into Iran's industrial control systems by undercover agents carrying USB sticks. Cartwright accelerated the operation under direction from President Obama, resulting in a cyber attack which damaged 1,000 centrifuges used for uranium enrichment at Iran's Natanz nuclear facility.
If indicted, Gen. Cartwright would join Bradley Manning, Edward Snowden, and others as the ninth person to be charged under the 1917 Espionage Act by the Obama administration, which has invoked the law more times than all previous US administrations combined.
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Google developing Android videogame console: report
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Existing Xbox 360 headsets are not compatible with the Xbox One, which is something we've known since May, but why exactly is that the case? Why can't John Halo and or Jane Codblops continue to make use of their hefty investment in an expensive headset brand? Well, as it turns out, the plugs are different.
Microsoft further clarifies Xbox headset incompatibility originally appeared on Joystiq on Thu, 27 Jun 2013 19:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
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Instagram video may be putting a dent in Vine's growth. As noted by MarketingLand, in the week since Instagram added video, Vine links on Twitter seem to have dropped precipitously. Data from the analytics firm Topsy, which has access to the full firehose of Twitter data, showed the number of shared Vine links declining from almost 2.5 million on June 19 to just over 1.5 million on June 20, when Facebook-owned Instagram added video. It comes just weeks after Topsy data showed that Vine shares had surpassed Instagram shares.
As of yesterday, Vine links on Twitter had declined to 900,000 per day — or about 70 percent fewer than their peak earlier this month. When he announced Instagram video, CEO Kevin Systrom took pains to distinguish the product from its competitors, noting the 15-second clips and easy edit features. For its part, Twitter's Vine team has been cranking out updates, most recently adding a self-facing camera to the Android app today. But Topsy's numbers suggest the mobile video apps are in head-to-head competition for users' attention — and for now, the momentum may have shifted to Instagram.
Twitter declined comment.

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Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg have been approached to write a film based on Naughty Dog's Uncharted series, the pair explained in a recent IGN video interview.
The co-directors and co-writers of This Is the End told IGN that they'd been approached multiple times by Naughty Dog over the last few years to write the movie, but that they've turned down the offer because the movie "is just gonna be Indiana Jones," Goldberg said.
"They've been asking us to write it for years," Rogen said.
A silver screen adaptation of Naughty Dog's action game franchise has been in the works for several years, though progress has been slow. David O'Russell (The Fighter, Three Kings) was set to direct the film and was later replaced by Neil Burger (The Illusionist), who left the project last year.
We've reached out to Naughty Dog for confirmation and will update this story with more information as we receive it.
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The Boy Who Loved Math: The Improbable Life of Paul Erdős is a beautifully written, beautifully illustrated kids' biography of Paul Erdős, the fantastically prolific itinerant mathematician who published more papers than any other mathematician in history.
Boy is written by Deborah Heiligman, with illustrations by LeUyen Pham, and the pair really worked to weave numbers and mathematics through the text, with lively, fun illustrations of a young Erdős learning about negative numbers, becoming obsessed with prime numbers and leading his high-school chums on a mathematical tour of Budapest. They also go to great lengths to capture the upside and downside of Erdős's legendary eccentricity -- his inability to fend for himself and his helplessness when it came to everyday tasks like cooking and doing laundry; his amazing generosity and brilliance and empathy in his working and personal life.
Ultimately, this is a book that celebrates the idea of following your weird, wooing the muse of the odd, and playing to your strengths rather than agonizing over your weaknesses. It's an inspiring and sweet tale of one of humanity's greatest mathematicians, and a parable about the magic of passion and obsession.
My daughter, who is five, demanded that I read it to her three times in a row, over three bedtimes, which is always a vote of confidence.
The Boy Who Loved Math: The Improbable Life of Paul Erdos
The illustrations and layouts in Boy are fabulous, and Roaring Brook was kind enough to supply us with three spreads (click each to embiggen):
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i love “Bitter Heart”. i did an edit of it a while back:
https://soundcloud.com/djempirical/dj-empirical-theres-nothing-more-to-fear
now that i think about it, it almost fits in with the “vaporwave”-type stuff. hmm.
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Okay there is no way on earth that most of you didn’t already know that Ricky Gervais was the lead singer for an 80s New Wave group called Seona Dancing. You had to know. Especially, I imagine, if you live in the UK. But somehow it escaped my attention and if I can ruin just one life with this information, so help me it will be worth it. Because Gervais was once a dead sexy David Bowie knock-off. This changes everything.
I’m really upset that I’m probably the last person on earth to know this. I blame each and every last one of you for not telling me earlier. More images because, HOLY CATS.
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Posted on November 14, 2012 by Jonathan Weinstein
I have been a practicing OB/GYN for fourteen years. I live in Frisco, Texas, one of the fastest growing cities in the United States, and I truly enjoy living and working here. It is a great place for my family and, for the first time, my office is attached to the actual hospital I practice in. This is the third and final place I will practice medicine. I trained with some of the most respected academic OB/GYN’s in the country. These physicians have contributed to books on Obstetrics, created practice guidelines for the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists (ACOG), and taught me to practice medicine based on scientific evidence.
I follow a few simple rules: do no harm, give your patients options, and provide information so they can make informed decisions. So, last night I was sitting in my office looking at the fourth Cesarean Section (C/S) operative report of the day for yet another patient who wants to have a vaginal delivery following a previous C/S. I am frustrated and feel like I am fighting a losing battle.
When did Cesarean Sections (C/S) and elective inductions at 39 weeks become the standard of care? That is not what I was taught, and that is not in any textbook or ACOG practice bulletins. So why in Dallas, Texas do people have to drive more than an hour to find a doctor who actually has no desire to do an unnecessary C/S? It has become obvious that I cannot attend every vaginal birth a patient wants to have after their traumatizing C/S experience. If close to 50% of the patients are getting a C/S each day and there are hundreds of practicing OB/GYN’s in the Dallas Metroplex, the math is not difficult. I know at least one physician who only does C/S’s, and vaginal delivery is not even an option. If one of his patients delivers vaginally it is only because the baby came faster than he could get to the hospital.
This is the only place I have lived where C/S and elective inductions are king. So, women of the world, I am giving you the knowledge to stand up for yourself before you get that first C/S!
1. Arrives to L&D immediately after office hours and says, “I just don’t think this baby is going to fit.”
2. Third Trimester, Routine Office Visit, “I think this is going to be a big baby. You should just have a C/S” – Did you know? ACOG has very specific guidelines for when it is appropriate to offer a patient an elective C/S for MACROSOMIA (fancy word for large baby). ‘Prophylactic (elective) cesarean delivery may be considered for suspected fetal macrosomia with estimated fetal weights greater than 5,000 gms (11 pounds) in women without diabetes and greater than 4,500 gms (9.9 pounds) in women with diabetes.
3. “We should induce at 39 weeks because your baby is getting too big” – Did you know that, according to ACOG:
‘Induction of labor at least doubles the risk of cesarean delivery without reducing shoulder dystocia (rare situation where baby’s shoulder can get stuck at delivery) or newborn morbidity(complications). Suspected fetal macrosomia is not an indication for induction of labor, because induction does not improve maternal or fetal outcomes.’
4. Performs routine ultrasounds at end of pregnancy to see how big your baby is. Did you know that ultrasounds at the end of the pregnancy can be 1-2 pounds off? Ask some VBAC patients who were talked into a C/S for this, then had a vaginal delivery of a bigger baby the next time.
5. “You have a positive herpes titer (or history of herpes); the baby will get it if you deliver vaginally.” Try some Valtrex for the last month of the pregnancy that is pretty much standard of care now. It prevents outbreaks and allows for a normal vaginal delivery.
6. “Your baby is breech. You need to have a C/S” Ever heard of or performed an External Cephalic Version (process by which a breech baby is turned to the proper position)? It really does work.
7. “You have pushed for 2 hours” (with an epidural that prevents you from feeling anything so you are probably not pushing effectively; this is evident on exam because the baby’s head is still perfectly round, but you do not need to know that) “It’s just not going to come out”
8. “I scheduled you for an induction at 39 weeks. It is just soooo… much more convenient for you!” (and so much higher risk of ending in a C/S, especially if you are not dilated when you start the induction). At least 80% of my VBAC patients were induced the previous pregnancy. For whose convenience was the induction?
9. First Visit (7 weeks), “Congratulations you are having twins. I will go ahead and schedule your C/S at 38 weeks, but don’t worry if you go in to labor early I will cut you right away!” Translation, “I am scared out of my mind for you to deliver your babies vaginally because I am not trained on what to do when the second baby is coming, plus it pays more to cut you open. Oh yeah, I don’t have that great a rapport with you because I only spend 2 minutes (fundal height, heart beat and ‘I’ll see you next time’) with you each visit, so I am afraid I will be sued for trying to do the right thing.”
10. First Pelvic Exam in Office (7 weeks), “Hmm, your pelvis is pretty narrow”.
Bonus Tip:
11. 38-week visit, “Your blood pressure is a little high today. You are probably developing preeclampsia or toxemia. That can cause you to have a SEIZURE! The treatment is to deliver the baby. You need a Cesarean Section, as this is the quickest way to resolve it. Let’s get you up to L&D NOW!” Translation – Preeclampsia or Pregnancy Induced High Blood Pressure is a pain in the butt. If I induce you, it could take 24 hours or more and then I would have to manage your blood pressure, and put you on Magnesium. This is way too inconvenient. Do not worry you can try to have the baby vaginally next time. Yeah right!
Well, I hope you future moms find use for these tidbits of info. If anyone wants to add anything, please feel free. Your experience may help other women in the future. Remember, there are only a few emergent reasons for a C/S such as fetal distress, unexplained heavy vaginal bleeding, etc. It is okay to ask your doctor questions. We are not supposed to bite.
Jonathan Weinstein, MD, FACOG
Obstetrician/Gynecologist
Husband to a Labor and Delivery Nurse with 27-years’ experience
Father to two beautiful children, Zoe and Ashton
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