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Horse blows out his own birthday candles like a horse boss

It's your party and you can snort if you want to ..
JD the horse celebrated his birthday at Ithilien Stables with a real cake and candles (which is quite noteworthy in itself). Nobody was expecting JD to blow out his candles — but the plucky horse showed everyone that he fully intended to show those candles who's boss
Because that horse is going to get his birthday wish, dammit.
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Hawaii's Thirty Meter Telescope could force others to close
Like a Dog Who Finally Caught its Tail
Nintendo didn't want to region lock its Humble Bundle
Yesterday, Nintendo announced the release of a cool looking console and handheld Humble Bundle that would be region-locked to North and South America, leaving players in Europe, Australia, and other regions unable to get a bunch of Nintendo games on the cheap. While many of us UK folk were upset by this news, Nintendo did apparently try very hard for several months to make this a worldwide bundle.
@Jason_Lepine @seven5three Yep, it's only a @NintendoAmerica deal. Tried for months to make it global but we'll get there eventually!
— Damon Baker (@DWBakes) May 26, 2015
Damon Baker, who works in marketing at Nintendo of America, stated on Twitter that several months of work were dedicated to trying to make this a worldwide deal and that he hopes it will still happen in the future. It's currently unclear if he is aiming to bring this same bundle to the rest of the world, or if Europe will get its own unique bundle created, but it seems like those of us outside of America may get a Nintendo Humble Bundle yet.
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We Still Have a Long Way to Go With Self-Parking Cars, if This Brutal Hit is Any Indication
WARNING: Ow ow ow ow ow ow.
According to reports, the poor guy who got in the way of this self-parking car is just fine, with only bruises to show for his troubles.
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League of Legends debuts near-instant punishment system for toxic players
Just this weekend I was chatting with a friend of mine who told me he recently quit LoL after several years of playing because he just couldn't put up with the scumlords and jerkbags that seem to make up a large portion of the player base. Most of us play games to relax and have fun, not to hear about how some 15 year old plans to fornicate with your mother because you (might have) screwed up a gank.
So it may be some consolation to him to hear that Riot is testing a new punishment and reform system on its European Union servers. The system is designed to target problem players who engage in verbal harassment and punish disruptive behavior within 15 minutes of an offense. So the shitheel who griefed you all last match may be punished by a two-week or permanent ban before he can even find another game. That's some swift justice.
The plan is to eventually expand the scope of the system to reward positive behavior and helpful players in an equally swift manner, providing some incentive to act like an actual human being online. We've seen how ineffective the traditional report-and-ban system has been in the past at curbing harassment, so hopefully a two-pronged system that punishes with one hand and rewards with the other will work better in the long term.
Video captures badass woman fighting back after man assaults her

This video contains violence.
A woman defending herself against a man sexually assaulting her at work did so in the most badass way.
A patron at a restaurant in Russia captured a waitress fighting back after one of her customers attempted to shove money into her blouse and then grab her butt
The waitress can be seen pushing him off, and when his advances continue, she slaps him away with a menu, sending him crashing to the ground
We don't typically condone violence, but infinite props to this woman and her menu-wielding defense strategy.
Hula Hooping With Tires, Because This Leisure Activity Needed to be More Manly
Watch an Xbox Avatar shove Hot Pockets up its ass
Finally...next gen has arrived. Finally.
The Sun's Magnetic Field Has Never Looked So Good

In photographs taken in the spectrum of visible light, the Sun’s magnetic field is invisible. But this image wasn’t taken in our familiar, visible wavelengths, which is why the Sun’s magnetic field is both apparent and beautiful.
Sure, That's the Reason Teachers Aren't Getting a Raise
Charter Comms to acquire Time Warner for US$55bn: lotsa reports
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again
Comcast may have given up trying to acquire Time Warner Cable, but junior US telco Charter now looks set to swoop with a deal of its own.…
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