Hpecker

At least someone in your house is being responsible.

sandandglass:

Bryan Stevenson on The Daily Show.

dreamtwisted:

cmbutzer:

Sweet Violent animal posters! I’ve already silkscreened the chipmunk and will be pulling the kitten this summer

Saw these today at APE. Really tempted to get the samurai chipmunk print…

translation for the Japanese:

サムライシマリス (Samurai Chipmunk)

”わたしのナッツにタッチして切っちゃうぞ”

(“Touch my nuts and I’ll fuckin cut you”)

cosmicocks:

seti-fan:

offendedfunyarinpa:

standbyfortitanfall:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

I love crows. Bird behavior in general interests me and corvids especially have shown really high levels of intelligence.

There’s a video on youtube somewhere where a thirsty little crow is at an amusement park, and he finds some humans with a water bottle. He starts pecking at the cap and at first the people didn’t catch on, but he kept persisting, trying to get at the cap.

It took a little bit for the humans to get it but they unscrewed the cap for him, and filled it with water and he drank from it.

The crow was so used to seeing people drinking out of these magical liquid containers and he knew exactly where it came out of and was able to communicate what exactly he wanted.

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

macklemorebrony:

im about to start working as a grader and one of the rules is to not give a 69 on a test. my directions say to look at it again to see where i can give partial credit or take points away because a 68 or 70 would be fine. this is incredible

nonlinear-nonsubjective:

no i dont want to be a billionaire to live a lavish lifestyle i want to be a billionaire to be financially secure and have enough money to give people things and support charities and fund kickstarters and leave hundred dollar tips

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

hitimadvice:

profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

There it is; truth for your consideration.

#drunkjcrew @DrunkJCrewUGuys

flyartproductions:

I knowed love was here to stay when she told me to—

Paris Street; Rainy Day (1877), Gustave Caillebotte / Walk This Way, Aerosmith feat. Run DMC

I was making gift cards for a client’s small fundraiser. I made a gift card and emailed it to her; no problem. She replies back saying thanks.

Ten minutes later, I get a call.

Client: Hi, you know I have to print out three gift cards, but you only sent me one.

Me: It’s just the image. You just print out multiple copies.

Client: But there’s only one gift card. I need three of them.

Me: Since the gift cards are all the same, you can just print it out three times.

Client: But I only have ONE gift card. I need THREE of them!

At this point, I just gave up and emailed her again. This time, I reattached the same file (with slightly different names) three times.

She replied to thank me for churning out two more cards so quickly. 

Yo, turns out the Lord is just like most old white dudes: mad homophobic, obsessed with controlling people’s sex lives and just, and racist as all fuck.

via aplokyon

Aight, we’re mad at pumpkins now? Sounds good to me, fuck pumpkins.

la-baguette-skelly:

Ooh is that another cute little ghost to drag? 

sodomymcscurvylegs:

mrtwentington:

11 year old me was pissed at this revelation

A hundred-thousand years will pass and I will never get over the genius of this scene!

Throwback Thursday

#drunkjcrew @DrunkJCrewUGuys

#drunkjcrew @DrunkJCrewUGuys

#drunkjcrew @DrunkJCrewUGuys

dontevengetmestarted:

overtheunderpass:

I was just introduced to this incredible Twitter account

easily my favorite twitter account

Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said, “When you label me, you negate me”?