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20 May 16:29

Dear Pope of Racism, imagine how much money you could get if people thought you could sell them racist indulgences.

All it would take is for people to actually feel bad about being racist and this is almost a workable business model.

20 May 23:31

If you want to know why reverse racism doesn't exist, somebody called me a dumb white motherfucker and I'm thinking of putting it on my business card.

That’s not a great business, just FYI.

23 May 02:52

Young laborers from san quintin There is a crazy huge strike...



Young laborers from san quintin There is a crazy huge strike going on in Oaxaca, it got violent earlier this month when police and military got involved. There is a boycott of berrymex and driscolls berries right now, which i urge you to take part in to stand with the field laborers in Oaxaca and the US. Working conditions for field workers are atrocious, they are directly sprayed with pesticides, they are paid miserly wages, and live in extreme povery, often in camps around the fields. Havent seen a lot on this on tumblr, thought i would send some info out into the void… http://jornadabc.mx/tijuana/07-04-2015/jornaleros-de-san-quintin-mantienen-protesta-aun-pizcando http://www.noticiasnet.mx/portal/oaxaca/general/gobiernos/280329-oaxaca-b-california-garantizaran-dh-jornaleros-san-quintin

23 May 08:30

flyartproductions: Romeo and Juliet are going all the way this...



flyartproductions:

Romeo and Juliet are going all the way this time

The last kiss of Romeo and Juliet (1823), Francisco Hayez / All of The Lights, Kanye West ft. Rihanna, Kid Cudi with vocals by Fergie, Charlie Wilson, John Legend, Tony Williams, Alicia Keys, La Roux, The Dream, Ryan Leslie, Alvin Fields and Ken Lewis.

23 May 21:06

Hey what's a good remedy for a headache?

Tell you what, answering a bunch of dumb-ass questions about racism is not the tonic I’d hoped it would be.

24 May 12:40

Client: Can you email me that logo?Me: Sure, what file format would you like?Client: Oh, I don’t...

Client: Can you email me that logo?

Me: Sure, what file format would you like?

Client: Oh, I don’t know. Nothing fancy.

25 May 17:59

moonblossom: deluxetrashqueen:Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s...

Hpecker

Shit, I never thought of that

moonblossom:

deluxetrashqueen:

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

26 May 08:30

Maybe get rid of the salon and then I’ll get back to meThe salon...



Maybe get rid of the salon and then I’ll get back to me

The salon of Princess Mathilde (1883), Guiseppe de Nittis / Unpretty, TLC

15 May 18:48

the second half

by kris

20150515-palindrome

eybdoog

NEW MORNING RUSH

Good day! An exciting new episode of Morning Rush awaits, and CSWT holds its first sweepstakes contest! It doesn’t go well!

16 May 15:05

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Numbers

by admin@smbc-comics.com

Hovertext: Ten Internet points to anyone who works out the 'math' on this.


New comic!
Today's News:

Hey, I contributed to this awesome Sci Fi comic anthology. Give it a look! 

17 May 20:30

linewebtoon: Best Comment : No wonder they taste so...



linewebtoon:

Best Comment :
No wonder they taste so sweet,

Cluster Fudge _by John McNamee
L Click to read more Cluster Fudge :D

piecomic

18 May 04:00

Placebo Blocker

They work even better if you take them with our experimental placebo booster, which I keep in the same bottle.
18 May 10:00

So High

by Wes + Tony

oh THOSE murders

Dude, everyone knows you’re high. The guy behind the counter at the deli, the girl walking her dog, everyone. Even the dog knows. In fact, your mom just called to say that she knows you’re high.

And I have bad news. You’re going to feel like this FOREVER. You will never not be high. You won’t be normal again, and everyone is going to know you are high. Forever.

Oh, and that realization you just had is totally true. Yeah, last week when your two friends showed up at the restaurant at the same time, it wasn’t a coincidence, they were hanging out without you. Because they hate you.

You know what you should do? You should text your friends and ask them if they hate you. Then you should call your mom and tell her you aren’t high. Then you should cry because this is forever.

But first, pizza.

wes

21 May 14:30

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Descent

by admin@smbc-comics.com

Hovertext: Emails of theological complaint in 3... 2... 1...


New comic!
Today's News:

BAHFest 2015 submissions are now open. We are doing shows in Seattle, San Francisco, and MIT.

21 May 17:26

TBT



TBT

22 May 04:00

Vodka

Or whatever's handy! I'm pretty much pure alcohol and water, so it doesn't really matter!
22 May 14:35

A Softer World: 1238


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22 May 14:53

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Velveteen Rabbit

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Hovertext: WHY DOES EVERYONE LIKE RABBITS?! GUYS!


New comic!
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 I'll be taking questions on Twitter today!

24 May 15:06

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genetics

by admin@smbc-comics.com

Hovertext: This is the best reason to invent human cloning.


New comic!
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This is the best reason to invent human cloning. 

25 May 15:13

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Why Do Parents Fight?

by admin@smbc-comics.com

Hovertext: Bad muppets are WAY more realistic than humans with funny heads!


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25 May 15:46

A Softer World: 1239


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26 May 14:55

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - New Sensations

by admin@smbc-comics.com

Hovertext: This is the inevitable conclusion of Mountain Dew.


New comic!
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Just a reminder that BAHFest submissions are now open. We're trying a new theme in Seattle, where people propose fake, stupid, megaproject ideas. 

26 May 18:13

A Softer World: 1240


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26 May 17:08

Beware the first impression.

by Jessica Hagy

card4612

The post Beware the first impression. appeared first on Indexed.

26 May 22:03

the beer that has your back

by kris

20150526-kisscut

“but how’s it taste?” not great… but you shoulda seen the other guy

27 May 04:00

Keyboard Mash

WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.
27 May 14:50

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Five Paragraph Method

by admin@smbc-comics.com

Hovertext: Shit. I forgot to include transition sentences between panels.


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27 May 20:30

Photo



28 May 14:29

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Discomfort Bomb

by admin@smbc-comics.com

Hovertext: RUN! He's going to talk about gay people! RUN!


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15 May 04:00

Emojic 8 Ball