Chelsea Pearson

other lines of dialogue from a paul blart prequel

• “they call it a ‘segway'”
• “mr. blartowskivicz, your whole name doesn’t fit on this form”
• “people steal things from malls pretty easily. it’s never been done before, but we should have some form of private security”

yeah. we were happy once. but that was a long time ago

the vape ramscoop is a quantum leap forward in e-cigarette technology

puff it at work, in church or near children. converts ordinary smells into the juice you crave. play out your own “there will be blood” scenario with fellow vapers. “i vape your cig juice! i vape it up!!”

New 28 Plays Later!

Yes! Paul and I are trying out a weekly schedule for our new gaming podcast! This episode is wall-to-wall Deus Ex — fond memories of the series, and what we look forward to from the upcoming Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. Plus a Deus Ex skit, Star Wars comics, philosophy for dropouts, and a message from the actual voice of Adam Jensen! Our future shows will not be this good.

Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1797/

deeplunges:

You ever seen a gator do a double-take? or a talking junkie for that matter?

timetravelmart:

Wise words for time travelers! Our Mar Vista location has been paradox-free for SO many days now!

In later interviews, Blanc often made the claim that he intended Porky’s stutter to be suggestive of the grunting of actual pigs (although other cartoon pigs do not have such a severe stuttering problem).

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Hajime Sorayama’s porny futurism is one of those 1980’s aesthetics that is somehow simultaneously hilarious yet incredibly impressive. The cheeky pin-up “gynoids” are so sleek and gorgeous—but so utterly ridiculous—it’s difficult to tell if the work is actually fetish or satire or some combination of both—although his...

A trio of researchers at Stanford recently published an article in Nature that explains the curious attraction found in droplets of everyday food coloring. The paper is the culmination of hundreds of experiments that began in 2009 when Nate Circa was working on an unrelated experiment as an undergraduate at the University of Wisconsin. Circa noticed that when drops of food coloring were placed on a slide they exhibited bizarre behaviors: identical colors would find matches while different colors would seemingly hunt each other.

Circa soon teamed up with Manu Prakash and Adrien Benusiglio who began working on a series of increasingly refined studies to understand why these single droplets appeared to mimic biological processes, resulting in behaviors that looked like chasing, dancing, or avoidance. One of the keys was the interaction of two different compounds found in food coloring: water and propylene glycol. Tom Abate writing for Stanford explains:

The critical fact was that food coloring is a two-component fluid. In such fluids, two different chemical compounds coexist while retaining separate molecular identities. The droplets in this experiment consisted of two molecular compounds found naturally in food coloring: water and propylene glycol. The researchers discovered how the dynamic interactions of these two molecular components enabled inanimate droplets to mimic some of the behaviors of living cells.

This complex behavior is something called artificial chemotaxis which Manu Prakash explains in layman’s terms in the video above:

The physical properties of these fluids give rise to this immense complexity of behavior. For example, chasing and sensing each other, and very much what we call artificial chemotaxis. Chemotaxis is the idea in biology that one single cell can sense where its enemy is, and it brings up all its machinery, and it chases that enemy to try to eat it.

If you really want to get into the nitty gritty of fluid dynamics and molecular physics you can read the full paper in Nature and a bit of a summary on Stanford News. (via, appropriately, F*ck Yeah Fluid Dynamics)

you have everything you need to make yourself a fine meal, right at home

EMERALD CITY COMICON

I’ll be at ECCC at Booth 1720 — however! I may not be there on Friday during the day, due to some unforeseen parental duties. I will still be on the Stripped panel in the evening though! And I’ll see everyone Saturday and Sunday!

NEW MORNING RUSH

Have you heard Morning Rush with Kris and Mikey? It’s our new fake morning radio show, and the latest episode just dropped — hard — in the morning. This episode is a pretty good one to start with if you’re new to it!

“I love you, too.”~ *I lick slowly up the base of your neck. Nipping at your ear gently, my lips curl into a gentle smirk.*

—An example of typical cybersex

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MythBusters (2006 season)

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ultrafunnypictures:

My Popsicle had three sticks and a terrifying message.

sodomymcscurvylegs:

 
Here’s a typo-riddled homage to the Bon Jovi song “It’s My Life.” Not only does the person sporting this sucker for life have the embarrassing misfortune of a glaring typo on their arm, just look how poorly that ink job was done.

Indeed, “It’s is My Life.”

Guess whose hands these are??? #cbbtv

all this sexual health, right here in this 50-ounce coke float slurpee with added lycopene for prostate health

As they head to the river, they are confronted by Bart. Bart tries to escape in a canoe. The girls go after him only to be grabbed by him and taken down the river. Bart heads them down rapids and then realizes that they’re headed for a dam. Down the river, the girls see a rope hanging off a bridge. They grab it and hang on: “Hasta La Vista, Bart!” “HEY!!!!!” Bart yells and gets mad as he plunges down the dam, not dying but getting severely injured and forced to watch the people dance.

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