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08 Apr 23:14

timetravelmart: Wise words for time travelers! Our Mar Vista...



timetravelmart:

Wise words for time travelers! Our Mar Vista location has been paradox-free for SO many days now!

06 Apr 14:30

Porky Pig

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Chelsea Pearson

Grunt-grunt-grunt-grunt's all folks.

In later interviews, Blanc often made the claim that he intended Porky’s stutter to be suggestive of the grunting of actual pigs (although other cartoon pigs do not have such a severe stuttering problem).

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03 Apr 21:23

The uncannily SEXY retro robot pinups of Hajime Sorayama

Chelsea Pearson

The Machine: Bride of Pin-bot.


 
Hajime Sorayama’s porny futurism is one of those 1980’s aesthetics that is somehow simultaneously hilarious yet incredibly impressive. The cheeky pin-up “gynoids” are so sleek and gorgeous—but so utterly ridiculous—it’s difficult to tell if the work is actually fetish or satire or some combination of both—although his...

01 Apr 17:19

Dancing Droplets: Researchers Solve the Strange Puzzle of Attraction Found in Drops of Food Coloring

by Christopher Jobson

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A trio of researchers at Stanford recently published an article in Nature that explains the curious attraction found in droplets of everyday food coloring. The paper is the culmination of hundreds of experiments that began in 2009 when Nate Circa was working on an unrelated experiment as an undergraduate at the University of Wisconsin. Circa noticed that when drops of food coloring were placed on a slide they exhibited bizarre behaviors: identical colors would find matches while different colors would seemingly hunt each other.

Circa soon teamed up with Manu Prakash and Adrien Benusiglio who began working on a series of increasingly refined studies to understand why these single droplets appeared to mimic biological processes, resulting in behaviors that looked like chasing, dancing, or avoidance. One of the keys was the interaction of two different compounds found in food coloring: water and propylene glycol. Tom Abate writing for Stanford explains:

The critical fact was that food coloring is a two-component fluid. In such fluids, two different chemical compounds coexist while retaining separate molecular identities. The droplets in this experiment consisted of two molecular compounds found naturally in food coloring: water and propylene glycol. The researchers discovered how the dynamic interactions of these two molecular components enabled inanimate droplets to mimic some of the behaviors of living cells.

This complex behavior is something called artificial chemotaxis which Manu Prakash explains in layman’s terms in the video above:

The physical properties of these fluids give rise to this immense complexity of behavior. For example, chasing and sensing each other, and very much what we call artificial chemotaxis. Chemotaxis is the idea in biology that one single cell can sense where its enemy is, and it brings up all its machinery, and it chases that enemy to try to eat it.

If you really want to get into the nitty gritty of fluid dynamics and molecular physics you can read the full paper in Nature and a bit of a summary on Stanford News. (via, appropriately, F*ck Yeah Fluid Dynamics)

24 Mar 18:34

creme fraiche

by kris

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you have everything you need to make yourself a fine meal, right at home

EMERALD CITY COMICON

I’ll be at ECCC at Booth 1720 — however! I may not be there on Friday during the day, due to some unforeseen parental duties. I will still be on the Stripped panel in the evening though! And I’ll see everyone Saturday and Sunday!

NEW MORNING RUSH

Have you heard Morning Rush with Kris and Mikey? It’s our new fake morning radio show, and the latest episode just dropped — hard — in the morning. This episode is a pretty good one to start with if you’re new to it!

26 Nov 15:00

Dogs Comics.

by nedroid

Dogs Comics.

23 Mar 20:44

Eminem Fans Show Him Support on Twitter

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20 Mar 14:30

Cybersex

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“I love you, too.”~ *I lick slowly up the base of your neck. Nipping at your ear gently, my lips curl into a gentle smirk.*

—An example of typical cybersex

Link (thanks, anarchycowbell!)

22 Mar 14:30

MythBusters (2006 season)Link

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MythBusters (2006 season)

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31 Mar 02:04

These bears always make me happy when I'm sad.

28 Mar 04:09

ultrafunnypictures:My Popsicle had three sticks and a terrifying...



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My Popsicle had three sticks and a terrifying message.

27 Mar 20:30

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26 Mar 04:00

this is not the first time t-rex has whispered "boners". this is, as well, definitely not the last time

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March 26th, 2015: My book To Be or Not to Be is now available as a game on iOS and Android!

– Ryan

26 Mar 12:47

Cadbury Creme Egg season is here again at last....

Chelsea Pearson

He has risen...

Cadbury Creme Egg season is here again at last. What better way to celebrate the return of one of our all-time favorite seasonal treats than with… an… absolute nightmare of chocolate, fondant and an itty-bitty Chestburster? This awesomely terrifying, yet somehow still tantalizing Weyland-Yutani Chestburster Creme Egg is the work of Ghoulia Childs, who excels at combining horror films with tasty food.We strongly suggest declining this dangerous treat. There are plenty of other Cadbury Eggs out there this time of year and no one wants to see Weyland-Yutani develop a Cadbury Creme Facehugger. Or do we?[via Technabob]

Cadbury Creme Egg season is here again at last. What better way to celebrate the return of one of our all-time favorite seasonal treats than with… an… absolute nightmare of chocolate, fondant and an itty-bitty Chestburster? This awesomely terrifying, yet somehow still tantalizing Weyland-Yutani Chestburster Creme Egg is the work of Ghoulia Childs, who excels at combining horror films with tasty food.

We strongly suggest declining this dangerous treat. There are plenty of other Cadbury Eggs out there this time of year and no one wants to see Weyland-Yutani develop a Cadbury Creme Facehugger. Or do we?

[via Technabob]

27 Feb 23:07

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10 Mar 18:05

Gloriously shitty Bon Jovi tattoo


 
Here’s a typo-riddled homage to the Bon Jovi song “It’s My Life.” Not only does the person sporting this sucker for life have the embarrassing misfortune of a glaring typo on their arm, just look how poorly that ink job was done.

Indeed, “It’s is My Life.”

10 Mar 21:26

Guess whose hands these are??? #cbbtv

Chelsea Pearson

Daffy 'Mal' Yinkleyankle?



Guess whose hands these are??? #cbbtv

04 Mar 21:32

the 50 shades aftermarket

by kris

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all this sexual health, right here in this 50-ounce coke float slurpee with added lycopene for prostate health

27 Feb 15:10

The Bad Touch

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The lyric “You and me baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" refers to sexual intercourse.

Link (Thanks, Alex)

02 Mar 17:47

How the West Was Fun

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As they head to the river, they are confronted by Bart. Bart tries to escape in a canoe. The girls go after him only to be grabbed by him and taken down the river. Bart heads them down rapids and then realizes that they’re headed for a dam. Down the river, the girls see a rope hanging off a bridge. They grab it and hang on: “Hasta La Vista, Bart!” “HEY!!!!!” Bart yells and gets mad as he plunges down the dam, not dying but getting severely injured and forced to watch the people dance.

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09 Mar 14:30

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Chelsea Pearson

Story of my life.



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10 Mar 04:00

Boy are you a drop-in drum circle because I thought this would be a lot of fun but now I just feel awkward

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March 10th, 2015: Congratulations on your upcoming new relationships!!

– Ryan

02 Mar 16:27

A Softer World: 1209(dare to be stupid)buy this print • become...

10 Mar 18:57

A Softer World: 1212(OUTAFRIENDS)buy this print • become our...

25 Feb 15:06

A magazine gave every San Francisco mayoral candidate the replicant test from ‘Blade Runner’


 
There’s nothing more irritating than the evasive non-answers politicians mete out for the press and public. Education, budget, jobs—the words get thrown around a lot (and always in positive terms), but candidates are cagey and it’s nearly impossible to cut through their bullshit. If the voters want to know who...

01 Feb 18:47

Don’t worry.



Don’t worry.

17 Feb 03:56

sircreate:Time BobbyInspired by the Comedy Bang Bang...

Chelsea Pearson

Where is Jaye Davidson's penis?



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Time Bobby
Inspired by the Comedy Bang Bang podcast
Episodes #150 #215 #286

Featuring Paul F. Tompkins as Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber and Bobby Moynihan as Fourvel atop Scott Aukerman’s Fry Vault

20 Feb 01:52

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13 Feb 15:30

Goodbye, Friends

Chelsea Pearson

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12 Feb 21:07

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Chelsea Pearson

Just blue-turtling here.



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