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26 Mar 04:00

this is not the first time t-rex has whispered "boners". this is, as well, definitely not the last time

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March 26th, 2015: My book To Be or Not to Be is now available as a game on iOS and Android!

– Ryan

26 Mar 12:47

Cadbury Creme Egg season is here again at last....

Chelsea Pearson

He has risen...

Cadbury Creme Egg season is here again at last. What better way to celebrate the return of one of our all-time favorite seasonal treats than with… an… absolute nightmare of chocolate, fondant and an itty-bitty Chestburster? This awesomely terrifying, yet somehow still tantalizing Weyland-Yutani Chestburster Creme Egg is the work of Ghoulia Childs, who excels at combining horror films with tasty food.We strongly suggest declining this dangerous treat. There are plenty of other Cadbury Eggs out there this time of year and no one wants to see Weyland-Yutani develop a Cadbury Creme Facehugger. Or do we?[via Technabob]

Cadbury Creme Egg season is here again at last. What better way to celebrate the return of one of our all-time favorite seasonal treats than with… an… absolute nightmare of chocolate, fondant and an itty-bitty Chestburster? This awesomely terrifying, yet somehow still tantalizing Weyland-Yutani Chestburster Creme Egg is the work of Ghoulia Childs, who excels at combining horror films with tasty food.

We strongly suggest declining this dangerous treat. There are plenty of other Cadbury Eggs out there this time of year and no one wants to see Weyland-Yutani develop a Cadbury Creme Facehugger. Or do we?

[via Technabob]

27 Feb 23:07

sodomymcscurvylegs:

10 Mar 18:05

Gloriously shitty Bon Jovi tattoo


 
Here’s a typo-riddled homage to the Bon Jovi song “It’s My Life.” Not only does the person sporting this sucker for life have the embarrassing misfortune of a glaring typo on their arm, just look how poorly that ink job was done.

Indeed, “It’s is My Life.”

10 Mar 21:26

Guess whose hands these are??? #cbbtv

Chelsea Pearson

Daffy 'Mal' Yinkleyankle?



Guess whose hands these are??? #cbbtv

04 Mar 21:32

the 50 shades aftermarket

by kris

20150304-50shades

all this sexual health, right here in this 50-ounce coke float slurpee with added lycopene for prostate health

27 Feb 15:10

The Bad Touch

by citationneeded.tumblr.com

The lyric “You and me baby, ain’t nothing but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" refers to sexual intercourse.

Link (Thanks, Alex)

02 Mar 17:47

How the West Was Fun

by citationneeded.tumblr.com

As they head to the river, they are confronted by Bart. Bart tries to escape in a canoe. The girls go after him only to be grabbed by him and taken down the river. Bart heads them down rapids and then realizes that they’re headed for a dam. Down the river, the girls see a rope hanging off a bridge. They grab it and hang on: “Hasta La Vista, Bart!” “HEY!!!!!” Bart yells and gets mad as he plunges down the dam, not dying but getting severely injured and forced to watch the people dance.

Link (Thanks, Curtis)

09 Mar 14:30

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Chelsea Pearson

Story of my life.



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10 Mar 04:00

Boy are you a drop-in drum circle because I thought this would be a lot of fun but now I just feel awkward

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March 10th, 2015: Congratulations on your upcoming new relationships!!

– Ryan

02 Mar 16:27

A Softer World: 1209(dare to be stupid)buy this print • become...

10 Mar 18:57

A Softer World: 1212(OUTAFRIENDS)buy this print • become our...

25 Feb 15:30

Dogs Playing Poker

by citationneeded.tumblr.com

The paintings are popular because they are funny and therefore amusing, an inherently pleasure-causing quality. Exactly why they are funny is not fully determinable, but a likely reason is that they are ridiculous, a quality closely associated with humor according to various theories of humor (incongruity theory, computational-neural theory, ontic-epistemic theory, and benign violation theory, for instance).

There is a subtle humorous quality and emotional depth to the paintings based on the following:

  • Dogs have extremely complex emotions and try to “act” cool/excited/sad/upset, which is betrayed by their inability to control certain other physical cues that “give away their hand” so to speak. For example, if a dog was playing poker and got a good hand, he’d put on “a poker face” like nothing happened, but then you’d see it salivating, ears perking or tail wagging uncontrollably.
  • Only dog owners or those with significant experience with canines can really understand canine behavior and the range and complexity of emotions they display, which gives the series a more personal connection and adds an emotional layer of depth.
  • Subtle humor also exists in the fact that dogs do not have opposable thumbs, which prevents them from actually being able to play poker.

Link

25 Feb 15:06

A magazine gave every San Francisco mayoral candidate the replicant test from ‘Blade Runner’


 
There’s nothing more irritating than the evasive non-answers politicians mete out for the press and public. Education, budget, jobs—the words get thrown around a lot (and always in positive terms), but candidates are cagey and it’s nearly impossible to cut through their bullshit. If the voters want to know who...

01 Feb 18:47

Don’t worry.



Don’t worry.

22 Feb 14:27

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17 Feb 03:56

sircreate:Time BobbyInspired by the Comedy Bang Bang...

Chelsea Pearson

Where is Jaye Davidson's penis?



sircreate:

Time Bobby
Inspired by the Comedy Bang Bang podcast
Episodes #150 #215 #286

Featuring Paul F. Tompkins as Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber and Bobby Moynihan as Fourvel atop Scott Aukerman’s Fry Vault

18 Feb 03:09

smartgirlsattheparty:micdotcom:12 famous women who totally owned...















smartgirlsattheparty:

micdotcom:

12 famous women who totally owned sexist, racist and transphobic interview questions

More and more women are rolling their eyes at pesky reporters who overlook their accomplishments in favor of their appearance — and it’s about time. Here are a few examples of ladies giving the best answers to the worst questions.

Mindy Kaling, Cate Blanchett, Scarlett Johansson and more

#AskHerMore

20 Feb 01:52

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13 Feb 15:30

Goodbye, Friends

Chelsea Pearson

l8r sk8r

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Tagged: skateboarding , gifs
13 Feb 11:00

Who Says His Power Is Useless?

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Submitted by: (via sgtswolebeard)

12 Feb 21:07

4gifs:nom…nom…nom. [video]

Chelsea Pearson

Just blue-turtling here.



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nom…nom…nom. [video]

10 Feb 22:22

the dogfather

by kris

2015021-pitbull

this stays between us *airhorn*

 

03 Feb 15:37

4gifs:Golden Deceivers [video]



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Golden Deceivers [video]

29 Nov 14:50

I swear this movie was made for this one speech.

29 Nov 17:04

bauske: dewogong: I’ve been trying to find this gifset because...













bauske:

dewogong:

I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever.

holy crap Adventure Time

20 Dec 19:01

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Chelsea Pearson

And that's how the race was run!



18 Jan 16:14

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14 Jan 18:07

cheeks-74: Inspiring!





















cheeks-74:

Inspiring!