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March 26th, 2015: My book To Be or Not to Be is now available as a game on iOS and Android!
He has risen...
Cadbury Creme Egg season is here again at last. What better way to celebrate the return of one of our all-time favorite seasonal treats than with… an… absolute nightmare of chocolate, fondant and an itty-bitty Chestburster? This awesomely terrifying, yet somehow still tantalizing Weyland-Yutani Chestburster Creme Egg is the work of Ghoulia Childs, who excels at combining horror films with tasty food.
We strongly suggest declining this dangerous treat. There are plenty of other Cadbury Eggs out there this time of year and no one wants to see Weyland-Yutani develop a Cadbury Creme Facehugger. Or do we?
Here’s a typo-riddled homage to the Bon Jovi song “It’s My Life.” Not only does the person sporting this sucker for life have the embarrassing misfortune of a glaring typo on their arm, just look how poorly that ink job was done.
Indeed, “It’s is My Life.”
Daffy 'Mal' Yinkleyankle?
Guess whose hands these are??? #cbbtv
As they head to the river, they are confronted by Bart. Bart tries to escape in a canoe. The girls go after him only to be grabbed by him and taken down the river. Bart heads them down rapids and then realizes that they’re headed for a dam. Down the river, the girls see a rope hanging off a bridge. They grab it and hang on: “Hasta La Vista, Bart!” “HEY!!!!!” Bart yells and gets mad as he plunges down the dam, not dying but getting severely injured and forced to watch the people dance.
Story of my life.
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The paintings are popular because they are funny and therefore amusing, an inherently pleasure-causing quality. Exactly why they are funny is not fully determinable, but a likely reason is that they are ridiculous, a quality closely associated with humor according to various theories of humor (incongruity theory, computational-neural theory, ontic-epistemic theory, and benign violation theory, for instance).
There is a subtle humorous quality and emotional depth to the paintings based on the following:
There’s nothing more irritating than the evasive non-answers politicians mete out for the press and public. Education, budget, jobs—the words get thrown around a lot (and always in positive terms), but candidates are cagey and it’s nearly impossible to cut through their bullshit. If the voters want to know who...
Where is Jaye Davidson's penis?
Inspired by the Comedy Bang Bang podcast
Episodes #150 #215 #286
Featuring Paul F. Tompkins as Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber and Bobby Moynihan as Fourvel atop Scott Aukerman’s Fry Vault
More and more women are rolling their eyes at pesky reporters who overlook their accomplishments in favor of their appearance — and it’s about time. Here are a few examples of ladies giving the best answers to the worst questions.
Just blue-turtling here.
And that's how the race was run!