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That this is now a "franchise" astonishes me. I remember when the first one came out, Julia actually punched me for even describing the premise. A year later, it's on South Park and everyone laughs. When the sequel hit, all of a sudden people who never would have praised the original when it came out did that whole retcon thing they do: "Well, the first one had its merits, but THIS is just gross." I will cop to genuinely liking the second, which very few people did - though let's see now how many will defend it retroactively compared to the new one. As in part 2, part 3 acknowledges the existence of the initial film as a movie. Dieter Laser and Laurence R. Harvey return as new characters: Laser's basically riffing on Arizona's notoriously harsh-on-prisoners Sheriff Joe Arpaio, as a prison warden whose newest punishment idea is to sew all 500 convicts together, ass-to-mouth, with the Brock Lesnar-like slogan: "Eat. Digest. Repeat." Ironically, director Tom Six said this one would make the first look like My Little Pony. I think that's a sign, and it's time we pitched a Pony Jar horror movie Who's with me? Continue reading "The Human Centipede 3 Trailer Is Hard to Swallow" >

Johannes Stötter has incredible skill as a body painter. He composed and staged this elaborate scene. The two models are covered in paint. They work together perfectly to create the illusion that they are, together, a single chameleon climbing over a tree branch.

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Content warning: slightly NSFW due to artistic nudity at the end, when the two models stand up.

-via io9

“O innocent victims of Cupid,
Remember this terse little verse:
To let a fool kiss you is stupid,
To let a kiss fool you is worse.”

- Yip Harburg, lyricist (8 Apr 1896-1981)

This parody video makes light of the difficulty involved in buying any new game console. Why can’t gamers have a burrito, and eat it too!

Stick Shift is an autoerotic night-driving game about pleasuring a gay carYou have my attention. Go on.This short game, along with its sister games Hurt Me Plenty and Succulent, tries to expand eroticism in games beyond a cutscene. What if sex in games was something we did, instead of something we obtained?Ummm...That's very...feminist of you?One way to do sex is to see sex everywhere. Sex here, sex there, sex behind yonder tree!Okay. Maybe not. That's actually sort of how a lot of guys see things anyway.... and sex through the tender caresses that seduce gay cars everywhere.Too fast. Too furious.There is no human nudity in this game at all, but there are plenty of hot naked gay cars, big swollen exposed gear sticks, and oozing exhaust pipes.You know you'd make more money if you substituted "ponies" for "cars," right? Man, I remember when David Cronenberg's Crash got an NC-17. Let's just go to the video... Continue reading "At Last, a Game Where You Have Sex With Your Gay Car" >

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Redditor Sloppy_Episiotomy posted this picture of his baby's nursery saying, "The wifey said I have to take this down from my daughter's nursery immediately or she's taking the baby and leaving me." While some sites, like Nerd Approved have claimed that this is not appropriate decor for a baby's room, others have argued that it's a perfect way to start indoctrinating your children to love geeek culture from a young age. It's also a great option if you want your child to get possessed by a god. What do you guys think?

It's the most famous dinosaur that never was — or at least that's what paleontologists have believed for 112 years. After an exhaustive comparative analysis of over 500 physical characteristics, researchers have concluded that Brontosaurus is sufficiently distinct from Apatosaurus to warrant its own genus. Bronto, it appears, is back.

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Actress Lucille Ball, who was most famous for her 1950s show I Love Lucy, grew up in the town Celoron, which is in western New York. In 2009, officials erected a bronze statue to honor her. It shows a scene from an episode of her signature show.

The people of Celoron love Lucy. But they hate the statue. It's so ugly that they want it torn down. The New York Daily News reports:

"It looks like a monster," a Celoron man championing the cause told the Daily News. “It not only does not look like Lucy, it doesn’t look human. And at nighttime it’s even scarier."

He has a point. But look into the hungry eyes of that statue. Do you really think that it's safe to try to pull it down?

-via Jim Treacher