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13 Apr 15:00

Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre Promises to Be the Movie of the Decade

by John Farrier
Corey

Yup.

The beautiful inmates at a women's prison in rural Arkansas concoct a daring plan to escape. It works perfectly. The guards are unable to stop them. But the ladies can't prepare for a previously unknown menace: the Arkansas swamp shark.

It hunts the escapees. It hunts the guards. It hunts every human being that it can reach. Nothing can stop it.


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This is the trailer for Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre, a new film that updates the classic women in prison exploitation subgenre with the emerging sharks-are-everywhere action movie theme. Dominique Swain and Traci Lords headline in this movie that will premier in May.

-via VA Viper

16 Apr 11:00

Stanley Cup Made of Bacon

by John Farrier

In 1892, Lord Frederick Stanley, the 16th Earl of Derby, donated a great silver cup the best hockey team in Canada. It has been ever since a treasured prize in that sport. But the shortsighted Lord Stanley did not anticipate that future generations of hockey fans would look toward trophies as a food source.

That is where Bar Brutus in Montreal comes in. Its bacon engineers developed this replica of the Stanley Cup out of 20 pounds of bacon. This is an exploration of a developing theme. Go to Bar Brutus’s website and scroll down to see its food menu, which consists primarily of bacony goodness.

-via Foodiggity

14 Apr 21:00

‘Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser’ Trailer: The Mulleted Hero Keeps On Keepin’ On

by Angie Han

Joe Dirt 2 First Look

Credit where it’s due: Joe Dirt may not be a cinematic masterpiece, but apparently it’s got enough staying power to inspire a sequel 14 years later. Today we have the first trailer for Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, which features the return of David Spade as the titular “white trash hero.” Watch the Joe Dirt 2 trailer after the jump. 

Like the movie named after him, Joe Dirt just “keeps on keepin’ on,” Spade tells EW. “He’s married now and doing his best, but things don’t all go perfectly for him, as usual. Like he says in the movie, when he gets a setback, ‘I just keep getting stupider.’”

The sequel finds the humble hero in extraordinary circumstances. After he’s transported to the recent past, he goes on a journey to get back to his family and friends in the present.

And speaking of reunited with loved ones, Spade adds that Joe Dirt 2 came about because the people wanted it to:

I’ve always liked the movie a lot. But I also go by feedback from people I see or [what they write] on Twitter and Instagram. Besides Tommy Boy, this is the most talked-about movie for me. After 10 years of people still asking about a sequel, we finally found a good way to do it…. Joe is a fun character to play. I’m stoked for everyone to see it.

So if you’re thrilled Joe Dirt 2 is happening, cheers to you; if not, you only have yourself and your fellow moviegoers to blame. Joe Dirt 2 premieres on Crackle July 16.

In this sequel to the 2001 cult favorite, David Spade (“Rules of Engagement”) returns as the mullet-wearing, rock and roll loving, down on his luck white-trash-hero who embarks on another epic journey, this time through the recent past, the heartland of America – and his own mind – to get back to his loved ones. Joe Dirt is back with a vengeance, and a mop. David Spade reprises his role alongside Oscar winner Christopher Walken (WEDDING CRASHERS), Brittany Daniel (“The Game”), Dennis Miller, Adam Beach (FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS). Patrick Warburton (“Rules of Engagement”), Mark McGrath (SHARKNADO 2), Charlotte McKinney (“Dancing with the Stars”) and Kevin Farley also star in the sequel.

Joe Dirt 2 Teaser Poster

The post ‘Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser’ Trailer: The Mulleted Hero Keeps On Keepin’ On appeared first on /Film.

14 Apr 17:30

Video: Watch super heavyweight 'Huggy Bear' land some spinning sh-t

by MMAjunkie Staff


Filed under: Featured, News, Videos

At 330 or so pounds, Chris Barnett is bound to turn some heads, but despite six consecutive knockouts wins – including this doozy from this past weekend – “Huggy Bear” is arguably flying under the radar.

The 28-year-old made the most of his opportunity at the April 11 Inoki Genome Fight 3 event in Japan.

In the second round of his tournament fight with Emil Zahariev (22-6-1), Barnett fought off fatigue to land a perfectly placed spinning back kick to the gut. The blow forced Zahariev to verbally submit midway through the round.

With the surprising speed and agility he’s displayed in a super-sized frame, Barnett is usually a crowd favorite. But this past year, he spoke to MMAjunkie about the difficulty of finding opponents.

“Not to toot my own horn, but I think it’s the factor that I’m a tough riddle to solve,” Barnett said. “Guys won’t fight me with four weeks of notice or even six weeks. If they don’t get a solid camp in, they won’t want to fight me.

“You take me to the ground, I’m decent there. Standup, I’m decent. I’m a jack-of-all-trades. Instead of being a king in one certain thing, I can do it all. So them trying to get ready for me, they realize they can’t knock me out or take me down. I’m not going to say they’re scared, but on their behalf it’s better to actually not fight me.”

However, barring a move down to the 265-pound limit (where he’s fought in the past), Barnett is unlikely to find much in the way of quality competition due to the super-heavyweight division’s notorious lack of depth.

Still, he said he’s open to all-comers.

“I’ll fight anybody, anywhere,” Barnett said. “I’ll fight a bear. I’ll fight a shark. I’ll fight a camel. Whatever it is, I’m down.”

Check out his latest triumph, which marked his 11th knockout in 13 career wins, above.


Filed under: Featured, News, Videos
16 Apr 08:29

Up to $105 in paid apps Free from Amazon

by theSh4rk
Up to $105 in paid apps Free from Amazon

Thumb Score: +317
Amazon App Store via Amazon.com is offering their Free App Bundle on select 26 Paid Android Apps & Games for Free listed below. Thanks theSh4rk

Available Apps for Free
  • Plants vs. Zombies (Pictured)
  • Wolfram | Alpha
  • Table Top Racing
  • Runtastic Pro GPS
  • MeteoEarth
  • Songsterr Guitar
  • Adventure Time Game Wizard
  • Osmos HD
  • Virtua Tennis Challenge
  • Flightradar24 Pro (Kindle Edition)
  • CityMaps2Go Pro (Offline Map and Travel Guide)
  • Pudding Monsters HD
  • F18 Carrier Landing
  • Splashtop Whiteboard
  • Unmechanical
  • LectureNotes
  • Prince of Persia Classic
  • A Better Camera Unlocked
  • RDP Pro Client: aRDP
  • TouchDraw
  • Mobile Doc Scanner (MDScan)
  • Oxford Spanish Dictionary
  • Fun English Course
  • Chess and Mate

Deal Editor's Notes & Price Research: Offer valid through April 19, 2015 for this bundle of apps & games worth over $105 - Discombobulated
14 Apr 07:00

APRIL 14, 2015

IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW PRESIDENT JOHN QUINCY ADAMS HAD A PET ALLIGATOR THAT HE KEPT IN THE EAST ROOM?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

YOU HAVE TO BE ODD TO BE NUMBER ONE. -DR. SEUSS

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

CONFEDERATE SOLDIER TURNED UNION FUCKING SUPPORTER. more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT FUCKING NOW. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

MAKE EVERY BITE FUCKING DELICIOUS. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

JUST IN CASE SHIT GOES DOWN. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THE GIF EVOLVED. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

WHY THE FUCK DO SOME SPECIES THRIVE IN CITIES? more>>

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

THE ATACAMA DESERT. more>>

15 Apr 02:00

Leonard Nimoy directed Three Men and a Baby. Source

Corey

I legitimately did not know that.



Leonard Nimoy directed Three Men and a Baby. Source

09 Apr 19:10

Brad Bird is finally writing The Incredibles 2Now that his new...



Brad Bird is finally writing The Incredibles 2

Now that his new film Tomorrowland is finished (and due for release on May 22), Bird tells NPR that he’s finally working on a script for Incredibles 2. Noting that the main idea for the sequel is “percolating,” he explains, “I’m just starting to write it, so we’ll see what happens.”

Full story at avclub.com

14 Apr 19:07

Celebrity Deathmatch is coming back to MTVLong before the...



Celebrity Deathmatch is coming back to MTV

Long before the invention of Twitter, celebrities had to engage in beefs while hiding behind far cruder avatars made of clay, in the even more juvenile arena of MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch. The series, created by Eric Fogel, had its original run from 1998 to 2002, pitting famous people against each other in gruesome combat based on existing grudges, a loosely shared profession, or sometimes just the fact that their names kind of sounded alike. And now, after a short-lived revival in 2006, Celebrity Deathmatch is coming back again to settle the real or imaginary scores that have mostly played out via boring wars of words, instead of wars of kitchen implements shoved into various orifices.
Fogel is returning to oversee the new Celebrity Deathmatch for MTV2, which will once again see today’s stars battling it out in the animated ring. But the new version will also be “reimagined for a social media world and hourly Twitter wars.” No one really knows what that means, including MTV. Maybe they’ll shove phones into various orifices?

More at avclub.com

13 Apr 16:04

Coming Distractions: The new Ant-Man trailer no longer looks like a case of diminishing returns

by Alex McCown
Corey

Looks good. I'm in.

When we debuted the first trailer for Marvel’s upcoming Ant-Man, we were a little nervous about the whole endeavor. The Edgar Wright kerfuffle and subsequent re-shuffling of the very small deck of actors wasn’t promising, even if hiring Peyton Reed helped to allay some fears. The first look at the film was equally disappointing, despite some good-looking effects and the always welcome presence of star Paul Rudd. This new trailer, on the other hand, feels much more reassuring. It’s got a more freewheeling and fun comic-book movie vibe, which feels like the tone you should be going for when your movie is called Ant-Man. It’s got action, it’s got jokes, it’s got Evangeline Lilly punching Paul Rudd in the face, everything. And if there’s more stuff like the great bit with the train set at the end, then it would seem that Reed ...

08 Apr 18:19

Newswire: Like its protagonist, season one of The Last Man On Earth will not be alone

by Alex McCown
Corey

I like Will Forte, and have enjoyed this season so far.

From its one-man-show premise, Will Forte’s The Last Man On Earth has developed into a rich and interesting series, thanks to game performances from Kristen Schaal as Carol, January Jones’ Melissa, and Mel Rodriguez as literally the nicest guy on Earth, Todd. And much like Forte’s Phil eventually discovered he wasn’t alone, so too will season one of the comedy have company, as Variety reports that the network has picked up the show for a second season.

The renewal isn’t quite as shocking as discovering the rest of humanity has perished from a virus, since despite the usual ratings slide after the big premiere, it has averaged a 1.8 rating among the 18-49 demo with 4.4 million watching, numbers that jump to a 2.7 rating and 6.6 million if you include the Live+3 viewers. Also, Fox is probably more than eager ...

08 Apr 22:29

Newswire: Wale’s Seinfeld-inspired Album About Nothing debuts at No. 1

by Sam Barsanti
Corey

Interesting.

Rapper Wale is, arguably, the biggest Seinfeld fan in the world. He’s already released two Seinfeld-inspired mixtapes (2008’s The Mixtape About Nothing and 2010’s More About Nothing), and he managed to directly collaborate with Jerry Seinfeld for his latest album, fittingly titled The Album About Nothing, which hit stores last week. (You can read about how that collaboration came to be over at Yahoo). Now, apparently, the unexpected connection between hip-hop music and observational humor from the ’90s has really resonated with listeners, because Billboard is reporting that The Album About Nothing has debuted at the top of the Billboard 200 chart.

Billboard says The Album About Nothing sold “100,000 equivalent album units” in its first week—whatever that means—with the soundtrack to Furious 7 coming in second place with 74,000. That’s probably because the Furious 7 soundtrack doesn’t have enough ...

09 Apr 19:30

Newswire: Baz Luhrmann’s The Get Down casts its four leads

by Matt Wayt
Corey

I think this is going to be good.

The Wrap reports that Tremaine Brown Jr., Justice Smith, Shameik Moore, and Skylan Brooks have been cast as the leads in the Netflix musical series The Get Down. The show is set in ’70s New York City, where “a rag-tag crew of South Bronx teenagers are nothings and nobodies with no one to shelter them—except each other, armed only with verbal games, improvised dance steps, some magic markers, and spray cans.” Since the show is being developed by Baz Luhrmann, you can presumably look forward to a lot of groovy set pieces and alarming histrionics.

Brown Jr. will portray Boo-Boo, a “mechanically-minded kid who wants to get down,” while Smith will play Ezekiel, a “smart, resourceful teen brimming with untapped talent and unrequited love.” Moore will portray Shaolin Fantastic, a “child of the streets; thrill-seeking, unpredictable, and eccentric, but above all, enigmatic.” Lastly, Brooks will play Ra-Ra, a “loyal ...

10 Apr 23:08

fencehopping:Giant balloon popping in slow motion.



fencehopping:

Giant balloon popping in slow motion.

12 Apr 03:23

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31 Mar 13:00

32 Insane Stadium Foods

by John Farrier
Corey

Some of these look scary, but a few look awesome.

(Photo: Battle Creek Bombers)

In the highly competitive sport of stadium food, sports concession stands are constantly trying to outdo each other by producing wonderfully ridiculous food-like products. Ideally, stadium food is highly fattening, packed with sugar, and is simultaneously delicious and disgusting. This motive is why the Battle Creek Bombers, a college baseball team in Michigan, invented the Twinkie dog. It’s a hot dog set inside a split Twinkie, then covered with appropriate toppings, such as ketchup, whipped cream, and sprinkles.

This is 1 of 32 preposterous foods sold at sports stadiums across America. You can view the rest at 22 Words.

09 Apr 23:00

Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

by Miss Cellania
Corey

Yup.

The next installment of the abomination that is Sharknado will hit TVs in July of 2015, and the title of the movie is Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Which is exactly what film and TV critics thought when they heard The Asylum was going to produce another sequel. Tara Reid will once again star, with the Jedward twins and David Hasselhoff joining the cast for this go-round.

It will also feature a number of guest stars including Ann Coulter as the Vice President, Jerry Springer as a tourist and WWE’s Chris Jericho, who is set to play a roller coaster ride operator.

The latest film sees the sharks take a bite out of the East Coast when the sharknado hits Washington, D.C. and Orlando, Florida.

But the poster pretty much says it all. Look for the movie on SyFy. -via Geeks Are Sexy

(Image credit: The Asylum)

10 Apr 06:00

A Wedding RSVP Card for Horrible Guests

by Miss Cellania
Corey

Dool!

When you are preparing your wedding, it’s nice to know exactly how many people will show up, because a lot of your expenses and plans depend on the guest count. That’s why a guest must let the couple know whether they will attend, and why many invitations contain a card to make that easy. But brides would also like to know what kind of nightmares you're going to bring with you. Bob Powers posted this modern version of the wedding RSVP card at Someecards. It contains the most common obnoxious behavior among wedding guests, and it should have a second page for warnings of any disasters not specified on the first page. -via Laughing Squid 

10 Apr 17:00

The Game of Thrones Recap You Never Knew You Wanted

by Jill Harness

(Video Link)

Warning: The video has language that's NSF and, obviously, spoilers

Game of Thrones is returning on Sunday and just because Key & Peele are on vacation doesn't mean these two nerds were going to miss out on the chance to geek out over the show. Their valet characters are a perfect pair for summing up the first four seasons in the most ridiculous way they know how.

Via io9

07 Apr 17:00

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!

by Jill Harness

Redditor Sloppy_Episiotomy posted this picture of his baby's nursery saying, "The wifey said I have to take this down from my daughter's nursery immediately or she's taking the baby and leaving me." While some sites, like Nerd Approved have claimed that this is not appropriate decor for a baby's room, others have argued that it's a perfect way to start indoctrinating your children to love geeek culture from a young age. It's also a great option if you want your child to get possessed by a god. What do you guys think?

09 Apr 16:00

Top Ten Beer Cities

by Lisa Marcus



Before watching this video, try to think of the cities that might rank as the top ten beer cities, taking things such as number of pubs, number of top brewers and the level of significance beer has in the local cultures. How many continents would the cities represent? How many cities would be located in the United States? Then check out the cities listed in the video. Any surprises? -Via The Presurfer

YouTube Link

08 Apr 16:43

15 Photos Of Funny Coincidences

by Benny Bernardo

Sometimes, things just work out too well. The same goes for these pairs of photos where you’d think someone got involved in order to make them work together, because they’re almost too good to be just coincidences! Some of them will make you laugh while have you shaking your head. Are you ready to be amazed? Check them out below:

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03 Apr 16:07

Tommy Wiseau's Underwear Ad Does for Commercials What The Room Does for Cinema

Corey

Amazing.

You can take that headline any way you'd like. You can cry, you can laff, you can espress yurseff but pleeze doan hurt each udder. One of the best things about the new sitcom The Neighbors is the way characters plug Tommy Wiseau underwear, and even spell out the website name where you can order it (look for yourself - I ain't helping). Because nothing says "NOW she'll totally bone you" like the name of a bleached-out vampire on your waist strap. But at last, Tommy has filmed a commercial for his briefs. And it's everything you'd hope it would be. P.S. Anyone who tattoos the phrase "Casino Goals" up the side of their torso - unless that is somehow the name of a family member - can frankly be pegged as the HUGEST DOUCHE IN THE WORLD. But doan worry about it. You tink abou eberyting, haha. Continue reading "Tommy Wiseau's Underwear Ad Does for Commercials What The Room Does for Cinema" >
09 Apr 02:00

Aww snap.Source

Corey

Haha.



Aww snap.

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08 Apr 23:03

"How Did This Get Made?" is a very good podcast

by noreply@blogger.com (John)
Corey

Me and Doug absolutely love it.

So far I've listened to the Deep Blue Sea and Lake Placid episodes.
31 Mar 19:00

Groupon's Social Media Team Absolutely Knows They're Selling a Sexy-Looking Banana Case

Corey

Is Al working for Groupon now?

07 Apr 18:30

17 More Episodes of ‘Arrested Development’ Coming to Netflix, Says Brian Grazer

by Angie Han

Arrested Development Season 4

Arrested Development will live again, again. Executive producer Brian Grazer says 17 new episodes will be coming to Netflix, although the streaming service itself has yet to make an official announcement. Hit the jump to read and hear his comments on more Arrested Development episodes. 

Grazer shared the good news on Bill Simmons’ podcast:

I love Arrested Development. But it never — it was never a huge thing. But people are loyal to it, and we’re going to do another 17 episodes. So stay tuned for Arrested Development.

He did not elaborate on any other details, like which cast and crew members would return, how long the episodes would run, what the story might be, when they’d shoot, when they’d be released, or how the new season would be structured.

The news isn’t surprising, exactly. All involved parties have expressed interest in making more Arrested Development, pretty much since the moment Season 4 hit in 2013. But there’s usually some hedging involved. Grazer’s comments are the most direct indication we’ve had yet that another season of Arrested Development is in the works.

Timing was a huge hurdle for Arrested Development Season 4. With most of the original cast tied up doing other projects, Mitchell Hurwitz used creative scheduling and even some greenscreen to get the whole team back together, with mixed results. The actors aren’t much less busy now than they were in 2013, so it’s likely to be an issue again with Season 5.

In fact, Hurwitz has said he might prefer to make an Arrested Development movie before shooting another season, in order to minimize scheduling headaches. But unless Grazer is using some imprecise language here, it sounds like the next season of the series will move first after all.

For its part, Netflix hasn’t made any formal announcement about Arrested Development Season 5. If they’re at the point where they’ve decided on a number of episodes, though, plans must be further along than we thought.

The post 17 More Episodes of ‘Arrested Development’ Coming to Netflix, Says Brian Grazer appeared first on /Film.

08 Apr 17:23

‘Me and Earl and the Dying Girl’ Trailer: The Sundance Smash Opens June 12

by Germain Lussier

me and earl and the dying girl trailer

Our favorite film of the Sundance Film Festival is coming out in June and the first trailer has been revealed. The film is Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, directed by Alfonso Gomez-Rejon, and it follows a high school slacker (Thomas Mann) who befriends a classmate (Olivia Cooke) who is dying. But that’s only part of the magic in this movie. Check out the first Me and Earl and the Dying Girl trailer below.

Thanks to Fox Searchlight.

Me and Earl and the Dying Girl Trailer

You can read our review of the film at this link, which I recommend, because it’ll put into context why we loved this movie. It won the top two prizes at Sundance this year, which Oscar-winner Whiplash did the year before, but this trailer struggles to show why this movie is so great. That’s not the trailer’s fault though. It’s a kind of crazy, beautiful movie that works much better as a whole than it does in a two minute trailer. Nevertheless, tell us what you think below.

Here’s the official description:

Winner of the Grand Jury Prize and the Audience Award at the 2015 Sundance Film Festival, ME AND EARL AND THE DYING GIRL is the uniquely funny, moving story of Greg (Thomas Mann), a high school senior who is trying to blend in anonymously, avoiding deeper relationships as a survival strategy for navigating the social minefield that is teenage life.  He even describes his constant companion Earl (RJ Cyler), with whom he makes short film parodies of classic movies, as more of a ‘co-worker’ than a best friend. But when Greg’s mom (Connie Britton) insists he spend time with Rachel (Olivia Cooke) – a girl in his class who has just been diagnosed with cancer – he slowly discovers how worthwhile the true bonds of friendship can be.

The post ‘Me and Earl and the Dying Girl’ Trailer: The Sundance Smash Opens June 12 appeared first on /Film.

08 Apr 16:11

Mario’s Bar (no more)

by hoboken411
Corey

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

The post Mario’s Bar (no more) appeared first on Hoboken411.com.

08 Apr 15:00

Company Develops New Glasses To Help Colorblind People See Color For The First TimeI gotta be...

Company Develops New Glasses To Help Colorblind People See Color For The First TimeI gotta be...