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24 Apr 13:00

Guy Flips off Monkey and Gets His

by Lisa Marcus

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When a young man impulsively flips off a rhesus macaque monkey, the monkey doesn't take it lightly. In fact, he jumps the guy, apparently just to let him know that he's fluent in international symbols. -Via Tastefully Offensive

22 Apr 23:43

Chris Rock wonders what ever happened to African Americans in baseball?

by noreply@blogger.com (John)
24 Apr 03:05

"China Says Please Stop Hiring Funeral Strippers"

by noreply@blogger.com (John)
WSJ:
The point of inviting strippers...was to attract large crowds to the deceased’s funeral – seen as a harbinger of good fortune in the afterlife.
23 Apr 17:38

‘Black Mass’ Trailer: Johnny Depp Is Gangster Turned Informant Whitey Bulger

by Germain Lussier

Black Mass trailer

Hollywood doesn’t give us a lot of great gangster movies anymore, so when there’s one on the horizon that looks promising, we all get excited. Is this the next Scarface, White Heat, Goodfellas or Godfather? We don’t know yet, but Black Mass certainly has a shot at success.

Directed by Scott Cooper (Crazy Heart) the film stars Johnny Depp as Boston gangster Whitey Bulger, who became an FBI informant to help take down the Italian mob. The film co-stars Joel Edgerton, Benedict Cumberbatch, Kevin Bacon, Dakota Johnson, Peter Sarsgaard, Jesse Plemons, Corey Stoll, Rory Cochrane, Sienna Miller, Adam Scott and opens in September.

Below, watch the first Black Mass trailer.

The trailer is online via Apple.

Black Mass Trailer

Talk about an intense trailer. At first, I saw a lot of Johnny Depp on screen instead of the character. Maybe it was the contacts. As the trailer goes on though, and you start to see Bulger get more focused, the actor begins to fade away. I also love how basically this is just one scene used to tease you of what’s to come. There isn’t much actual meat here (except, you know, literally) but you get the sense of this cast, the tone, and what’s likely to be a powerful lead performance.

Cooper’s last film Out of the Furnace, while not a financial success, showed that he’s got an ability to tell these kind of suspenseful, real life stories. Now, filter that through the story of Bulger and Black Mass might be something special.

The film opens September 18 and was written by Mark Mallouk and Jez Butterworth:

In 1970s South Boston, FBI Agent John Connolly (Joel Edgerton) persuades Irish mobster James “Whitey” Bulger (Johnny Depp) to collaborate with the FBI and eliminate a common enemy: the Italian mob. The drama tells the true story of this unholy alliance, which spiraled out of control, allowing Whitey to evade law enforcement, consolidate power, and become one of the most ruthless and powerful gangsters in Boston history.

The post ‘Black Mass’ Trailer: Johnny Depp Is Gangster Turned Informant Whitey Bulger appeared first on /Film.

23 Apr 23:27

Mets games on SNY are drawing nearly as well as Yankees games on YES

by Owen Condon

The Mets' television ratings this year are closer to the Yankees' than they've ever been since SNY began broadcasting nine years ago.

For the first time since the birth of SNY in 2005, the Mets' TV ratings are within striking distance of the Yankees'.

Television viewership for Mets games this year is up 47% from last year, while on YES, the Yankees' TV ratings are down 21%. The Yankees are still drawing more viewers—267,000 per game compared to 253,339 for the Mets—but the gap has never been this close in the nine-plus years that Mets games have been on SNY.

The Mets' red-hot start probably has a lot to do with it, but what fans seem to want to see most is when Matt Harvey takes the mound. So far in 2015, the most-viewed game by either team was Harvey’s return to Citi Field on April 14.

The Mets and Yankees face off this weekend in the first Subway Series of the season, so the corresponding cable-ratings battle will be (moderately) interesting. The games will be on SNY and YES on Friday and Saturday night—MLB Network will also air the Friday affair—and ESPN will exclusively air the Sunday evening game.

The Mets roll into the series riding an 11-game winning streak, while the Yankees are two games above .500 at 9-7.

16 Apr 18:53

Brace yourself

21 Apr 04:29

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23 Apr 14:00

Real Kermit The Frog Discovered In Costa Rica

by The Movie God

Kermit the Frog

Everyone knows and loves Jim Henson creation and Muppets star Kermit the Frog, despite his not really looking all that much like a frog we've ever seen...not until now, that is.

A new species of frog called Hyalinobatrachium dianae, or the more understandable name "Diane's Bare-hearted Glassfrog" (OK maybe that also doesn't make much sense, but it will in a bit!), has been discovered in the Caribbean foothills of Costa Rica, and it looks a whole lot like Mr. Kermit.

You can learn more and check out an image of Kermit's real-life counterpart below. [...]

The post Real Kermit The Frog Discovered In Costa Rica appeared first on Geeks of Doom.

21 Apr 20:00

‘Kummerspeck’ is the German word for the excess...



‘Kummerspeck’ is the German word for the excess weight you gain from emotional overeating. It literally translates as 'grief bacon.’ Source

17 Apr 15:30

We've Found the Least Fun Person in the World Right Here

Corey

Haha. I have a bunch of kids who live behind me who pretty much have friends over and play "How long and loud can we scream for hours on end." I would never write a letter like that though. I got a BB gun.

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Tagged: rage , sign , parenting , jerk
19 Apr 07:00

APRIL 19, 2015

Corey

An all time favorite.

IT’S FUCKING SUNDAY. DID YOU KNOW IN 2002 UZBEKISTAN EXECUTED TWO MEN BY BOILING THEM ALIVE?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

LISTEN, SMILE, AGREE, AND THEN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WERE GONNA DO ANYWAY. -ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

BADASS NEGOTIATED THE RELEASE OF 31,000 PRISONERS FROM CONCENTRATION CAMPS. more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

100 YEARS OF FUCKING AVIATION. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

FASCINATING AS FUCK INVENTIONS. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

FOR ROCK HARD MAN BOOBS. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

DISCOVER SWEET-ASS DANCE MUSIC. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

AN EXAMINATION OF POLITICAL FUCKING AUTHORITY. more>>

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

A SNOWLESS GODDAMN VANCOUVER. more>>

21 Apr 07:00

APRIL 21, 2015

IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW QUENTIN TARANTINO PLAYED AN ELVIS IMPERSONATOR ON THE GOLDEN GIRLS?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE, BUT IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, ONCE IS ENOUGH. -MAE WEST

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

A CHIEF JUSTICE WHO GOT SHIT DONE. more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

SHIT EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT SEX. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

SHOOT VIDEO THAT DOESN’T SUCK ASS. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

FOR LAZY ASSES WHO DON’T WANT TO GO TO THE PARK. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

MAKE SOME FUCKING PIXEL ART. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

THE SCIENCE OF BEING PISSED OFF. more>>

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

FUCKING PHILLY. more>>

18 Apr 14:00

A Massive Collection Of Hilarious Protest Signs

by Zeon Santos

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Just because you’re out fighting for what you believe in doesn’t mean you can’t have a bit of fun with the whole thing, and there’s no better way to bring the funny to a protest than by making a funny sign.

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These signs not only lighten the mood at a time when tensions are high, they also get lots of attention from online media sources and therefore bring more attention to your cause.

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22 Words has put together a massive collection of 54 funny protest signs sure to entertain even the staunchest supporter of super dry political humor. It's a multi-page article, which makes sense considering how many images are included, but believe me the laughs are worth all the clicking!

21 Apr 15:30

Pie to the Face Game

by Miss Cellania

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A man plays Pie Face with his grandson. The game is a bit like Russian Roulette, but the worst that can happen is you could get whipped cream thrown on your face. It’s a simple slice of life, but the laughter of these two is so infectious, it will leave you with a smile on your face! Original video by Sharon Boswell Obrien. -via Daily Picks and Flicks

22 Apr 03:48

Chris Kyle Memorial Benefit PVC Morale Patch

by noreply@blogger.com (John)


ITS:
we couldn't think of a artist more fitting to partner up with than our friend Mitch Gerads, artist of Marvel’s The Punisher Comic Book, to design the Chris Kyle Memorial Benefit patch!

All net proceeds from the sale of these patches will be donated directly to the Chris Kyle Memorial Benefit, which will in turn benefit Guardian for Heroes Foundation, the recipient organization of the benefit and auction this year.
17 Apr 19:00

‘Dope’ Trailer: A Slippery Slope Has Nothing to Do With Skiing

by Russ Fischer
Corey

Excited for this.

Dope trailer

The first teaser trailer for Dope was a blast of images and internet-ready gags, but it didn’t do much to tell anyone about the film itself. This full Dope trailer is much more oriented towards showing off just how jam-packed this movie is — it’s the story of three high-school friends trying to survive their Inglewood neighborhood and get into college. But things get complicated for main guy Malcom (played wonderfully by Shameik Moore) thanks to a girl (Zoe Kravitz), a dealer (A$AP Rocky), some drugs, and a whole bunch of other potential issues. Check out the trailer below.

Dope opens on June 19. Trailer via Open Road. The film stars Shameik Moore, Tony Revolori, Kiersey Clemons, Blake Anderson, Zoe Kravitz, A$AP Rocky, Chanel Iman, and Quincy Brown, and features four new original songs by Pharrell Williams.

The hit movie out of the Sundance Film Festival, DOPE tells the story of Malcolm (Shameik Moore) who is carefully surviving life in a tough neighborhood in Los Angeles. A chance invitation to an underground party leads him into an adventure that could allow him to go from being a geek, to being dope, to ultimately being himself. Directed by Rick Famuyiwa, Produced by Forest Whitaker, Executive Produced by Pharrell Williams and Co-Executive Produced by Sean Combs.

The post ‘Dope’ Trailer: A Slippery Slope Has Nothing to Do With Skiing appeared first on /Film.

20 Apr 16:59

Houston Bowery Wall

17 Apr 23:42

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Teaser Trailer (Official)

by DC Entertainment
Zack Snyder's Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is in theaters March 25, 2016. http://batmanvsupermanmovie.com http://www.facebook.com/batmanvsuperman ...
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20 Apr 14:52

30 Pop Culture Mashups that Worked out Perfectly

by Nat B

Marco D’Alfonso is an artist with a love of pop culture. He’s been creating these pop culture mash ups for a while now and they’re pure works of genius. His love of comics and art all started with an ALF comic he found in a loot bag. Since that life-altering moment he has found inspiration in animation, comics and contemporary art. He is a freelance illustrator / designer and his work can be found in video games, toy designs, comic stuff, and various wrestling things. He is currently hiding out in Toronto. Here are 30 mashups that you just have

The post 30 Pop Culture Mashups that Worked out Perfectly appeared first on Unreality Mag.

16 Apr 17:45

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16 Apr 23:41

Larry Wilmore objects to his show being listed as "The Nig" on TV Guide On Screen

by noreply@blogger.com (John)
18 Apr 22:36

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13 Apr 15:00

Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre Promises to Be the Movie of the Decade

by John Farrier
Corey

Yup.

The beautiful inmates at a women's prison in rural Arkansas concoct a daring plan to escape. It works perfectly. The guards are unable to stop them. But the ladies can't prepare for a previously unknown menace: the Arkansas swamp shark.

It hunts the escapees. It hunts the guards. It hunts every human being that it can reach. Nothing can stop it.


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This is the trailer for Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre, a new film that updates the classic women in prison exploitation subgenre with the emerging sharks-are-everywhere action movie theme. Dominique Swain and Traci Lords headline in this movie that will premier in May.

-via VA Viper

16 Apr 11:00

Stanley Cup Made of Bacon

by John Farrier

In 1892, Lord Frederick Stanley, the 16th Earl of Derby, donated a great silver cup the best hockey team in Canada. It has been ever since a treasured prize in that sport. But the shortsighted Lord Stanley did not anticipate that future generations of hockey fans would look toward trophies as a food source.

That is where Bar Brutus in Montreal comes in. Its bacon engineers developed this replica of the Stanley Cup out of 20 pounds of bacon. This is an exploration of a developing theme. Go to Bar Brutus’s website and scroll down to see its food menu, which consists primarily of bacony goodness.

-via Foodiggity

14 Apr 21:00

‘Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser’ Trailer: The Mulleted Hero Keeps On Keepin’ On

by Angie Han

Joe Dirt 2 First Look

Credit where it’s due: Joe Dirt may not be a cinematic masterpiece, but apparently it’s got enough staying power to inspire a sequel 14 years later. Today we have the first trailer for Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, which features the return of David Spade as the titular “white trash hero.” Watch the Joe Dirt 2 trailer after the jump. 

Like the movie named after him, Joe Dirt just “keeps on keepin’ on,” Spade tells EW. “He’s married now and doing his best, but things don’t all go perfectly for him, as usual. Like he says in the movie, when he gets a setback, ‘I just keep getting stupider.’”

The sequel finds the humble hero in extraordinary circumstances. After he’s transported to the recent past, he goes on a journey to get back to his family and friends in the present.

And speaking of reunited with loved ones, Spade adds that Joe Dirt 2 came about because the people wanted it to:

I’ve always liked the movie a lot. But I also go by feedback from people I see or [what they write] on Twitter and Instagram. Besides Tommy Boy, this is the most talked-about movie for me. After 10 years of people still asking about a sequel, we finally found a good way to do it…. Joe is a fun character to play. I’m stoked for everyone to see it.

So if you’re thrilled Joe Dirt 2 is happening, cheers to you; if not, you only have yourself and your fellow moviegoers to blame. Joe Dirt 2 premieres on Crackle July 16.

In this sequel to the 2001 cult favorite, David Spade (“Rules of Engagement”) returns as the mullet-wearing, rock and roll loving, down on his luck white-trash-hero who embarks on another epic journey, this time through the recent past, the heartland of America – and his own mind – to get back to his loved ones. Joe Dirt is back with a vengeance, and a mop. David Spade reprises his role alongside Oscar winner Christopher Walken (WEDDING CRASHERS), Brittany Daniel (“The Game”), Dennis Miller, Adam Beach (FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS). Patrick Warburton (“Rules of Engagement”), Mark McGrath (SHARKNADO 2), Charlotte McKinney (“Dancing with the Stars”) and Kevin Farley also star in the sequel.

Joe Dirt 2 Teaser Poster

The post ‘Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser’ Trailer: The Mulleted Hero Keeps On Keepin’ On appeared first on /Film.

14 Apr 17:30

Video: Watch super heavyweight 'Huggy Bear' land some spinning sh-t

by MMAjunkie Staff


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At 330 or so pounds, Chris Barnett is bound to turn some heads, but despite six consecutive knockouts wins – including this doozy from this past weekend – “Huggy Bear” is arguably flying under the radar.

The 28-year-old made the most of his opportunity at the April 11 Inoki Genome Fight 3 event in Japan.

In the second round of his tournament fight with Emil Zahariev (22-6-1), Barnett fought off fatigue to land a perfectly placed spinning back kick to the gut. The blow forced Zahariev to verbally submit midway through the round.

With the surprising speed and agility he’s displayed in a super-sized frame, Barnett is usually a crowd favorite. But this past year, he spoke to MMAjunkie about the difficulty of finding opponents.

“Not to toot my own horn, but I think it’s the factor that I’m a tough riddle to solve,” Barnett said. “Guys won’t fight me with four weeks of notice or even six weeks. If they don’t get a solid camp in, they won’t want to fight me.

“You take me to the ground, I’m decent there. Standup, I’m decent. I’m a jack-of-all-trades. Instead of being a king in one certain thing, I can do it all. So them trying to get ready for me, they realize they can’t knock me out or take me down. I’m not going to say they’re scared, but on their behalf it’s better to actually not fight me.”

However, barring a move down to the 265-pound limit (where he’s fought in the past), Barnett is unlikely to find much in the way of quality competition due to the super-heavyweight division’s notorious lack of depth.

Still, he said he’s open to all-comers.

“I’ll fight anybody, anywhere,” Barnett said. “I’ll fight a bear. I’ll fight a shark. I’ll fight a camel. Whatever it is, I’m down.”

Check out his latest triumph, which marked his 11th knockout in 13 career wins, above.


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16 Apr 08:29

Up to $105 in paid apps Free from Amazon

by theSh4rk
Up to $105 in paid apps Free from Amazon

Thumb Score: +317
Amazon App Store via Amazon.com is offering their Free App Bundle on select 26 Paid Android Apps & Games for Free listed below. Thanks theSh4rk

Available Apps for Free
  • Plants vs. Zombies (Pictured)
  • Wolfram | Alpha
  • Table Top Racing
  • Runtastic Pro GPS
  • MeteoEarth
  • Songsterr Guitar
  • Adventure Time Game Wizard
  • Osmos HD
  • Virtua Tennis Challenge
  • Flightradar24 Pro (Kindle Edition)
  • CityMaps2Go Pro (Offline Map and Travel Guide)
  • Pudding Monsters HD
  • F18 Carrier Landing
  • Splashtop Whiteboard
  • Unmechanical
  • LectureNotes
  • Prince of Persia Classic
  • A Better Camera Unlocked
  • RDP Pro Client: aRDP
  • TouchDraw
  • Mobile Doc Scanner (MDScan)
  • Oxford Spanish Dictionary
  • Fun English Course
  • Chess and Mate

Deal Editor's Notes & Price Research: Offer valid through April 19, 2015 for this bundle of apps & games worth over $105 - Discombobulated
14 Apr 07:00

APRIL 14, 2015

IT’S FUCKING TUESDAY. DID YOU KNOW PRESIDENT JOHN QUINCY ADAMS HAD A PET ALLIGATOR THAT HE KEPT IN THE EAST ROOM?

WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:

YOU HAVE TO BE ODD TO BE NUMBER ONE. -DR. SEUSS

PERSON OF THE FUCKING DAY:

CONFEDERATE SOLDIER TURNED UNION FUCKING SUPPORTER. more>>

EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:

HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT FUCKING NOW. more>>

FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:

MAKE EVERY BITE FUCKING DELICIOUS. more>>

USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:

JUST IN CASE SHIT GOES DOWN. more>>

WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:

THE GIF EVOLVED. more>>

AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:

WHY THE FUCK DO SOME SPECIES THRIVE IN CITIES? more>>

SWEET-ASS PICTURE OF THE DAY:

THE ATACAMA DESERT. more>>

15 Apr 02:00

Leonard Nimoy directed Three Men and a Baby. Source

Corey

I legitimately did not know that.



Leonard Nimoy directed Three Men and a Baby. Source

14 Apr 19:07

Celebrity Deathmatch is coming back to MTVLong before the...



Celebrity Deathmatch is coming back to MTV

Long before the invention of Twitter, celebrities had to engage in beefs while hiding behind far cruder avatars made of clay, in the even more juvenile arena of MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch. The series, created by Eric Fogel, had its original run from 1998 to 2002, pitting famous people against each other in gruesome combat based on existing grudges, a loosely shared profession, or sometimes just the fact that their names kind of sounded alike. And now, after a short-lived revival in 2006, Celebrity Deathmatch is coming back again to settle the real or imaginary scores that have mostly played out via boring wars of words, instead of wars of kitchen implements shoved into various orifices.
Fogel is returning to oversee the new Celebrity Deathmatch for MTV2, which will once again see today’s stars battling it out in the animated ring. But the new version will also be “reimagined for a social media world and hourly Twitter wars.” No one really knows what that means, including MTV. Maybe they’ll shove phones into various orifices?

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