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princess peach and her odd male friends train for sport’s
540 – Frequent Flyer Miles
Tuesday, January 28 — 12:00 AM
Today’s cheeky strip is brought to you by the side of my brain that grew up enjoying the somewhat more twisted side of cartoon shows, including Rocko’s Modern Life and Ren & Stimpy. Hopefully, our foxy friend’s buns are kosher enough to not appall you devoted readers, but sometimes the truth is strange: Tails’ tails make no sense unless this comic is how it works!
-By Matthew
Gif Friday- Waneella | Love You Good
The Golden Age of Insect Aviation
This clip has been making the rounds everywhere lately, and for good reason. Just 10 seconds long and guaranteed to put an instant smile on your face. Created by Wayne Unten. (via The Kid Should See This)
hunxco: Day Bear / Night Bear by Dylan Moss
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A comic to say farewell to goblin week.
Eye of the Spider: Hypnotizing Macro Photos of Exotic Spiders Staring Directly into Your Mind











Like hairy aliens from another planet, these tiny spiders seem to stare with giant, all-knowing eyes into your very soul. Whether they possess otherworldly secrets or a desire to attack your face is open to interpretation. Regardless, photographer Jimmy Kong has done an incredible job capturing these intimate moments with diverse arthropods found in his native Malaysia. What you see here is just a taste of his macro work that also involves insects, reptiles and other creepy crawly things. See more on Flickr. (via the Colossal Flickr Pool)
Sunday Drive
Randy LaueA story about a fighting game and it's character select screen.
Serena Mitnik-Miller at Joshua Liner Gallery. Opening tomorrow -...


Serena Mitnik-Miller at Joshua Liner Gallery.
Opening tomorrow - Thursday, January 23rd - at Joshua Liner Gallery in New York City is Serena Mitnik-Miller’s solo show, “INBETWEEN.” Check out more of her paintings below:





Serena Mitnik-Miller: Website
Adventure Time
A while ago I did some animations on Adventure Time: Hey Ice King! Why’d You Steal Our Garbage?! by Wayforward. 


























































Saw It For You: Godzilla (2014)

Godzilla (2014)
Synopsis. Nuclear testing awakens an undersea beast that threatens the city of Tokyo, California. The creature is dubbed “Godzilla’s Monster” for its discoverer Dr. Lloyd Godzilla (Bryan Cranston).
Trivia
- Director Gareth Edwards expressed a lot of enthusiasm in remaking Godzilla, saying “I could make a way better Godzilla movie than those stupid old ones. I mean, the first one wasn’t even in color. I turned it off.”
- The original screenplay included the twist ending that the monster intended no harm, and just happened to be walking near buildings being demolished for safety reasons.
- The motion capture for the monster was provided by Greg Waterford, a 500-foot-tall actor.
- Director trademark. Character looking up and accidentally swallowing their cigarette to indicate awe.
- To cut costs, many of the destruction shots were recycled from 2013′s Pacific Rim. This is why the university research facility looks exactly like Gipsy Danger.
- Slide whistle sound effects and comical horn honks were added to each on-screen death to help avoid an R rating.
- Director trademark. Character quipping “That’s gonna leave a mark” after witnessing the trampling death of 80,000 civilians.
- The monster’s only spoken line, “What hath God wrought,” was voiced by Anthony Hopkins in an uncredited role.
- Director trademark. Protagonist’s ability to draw a 140-meter-tall monster’s attention by shouting “Hey, down here!”
Mistakes
- The University of Phoenix does not offer a Leviathanic Sciences doctorate program.
- Plot hole. The attempt to explain how a creature of this size could move when out of the ocean is nonsensical: air is not ”another kind of water.”
- Having been in hibernation for “millions of years” and never having encountered homo sapiens before, it seems unlikely that the creature would come to a populated area specifically to eat children’s brains.
- Remiss ratio. Even with its size, the creature does not possess the arm span necessary to punch the moon from the sky.
- It would take more flour than currently exists on Earth to bake the giant croissant scientists use to lure the creature onto the booby-trapped ferris wheel.
- Motivation mistake. In the attack helicopter, Sgt. Griff Maximum (Hugh Jackman) shouts “Looking for me, ugly?” The monster was not looking for him.
- A 30,000-square-foot rope net would be much too large and heavy to fire from the barrel of an L96A1 sniper rifle.
- The monster has an impossibly huge stride, as indicated by it standing in London, then taking one step to reach New York. Yet somehow Elle Brody (Elizabeth Olsen) is able to outrun the monster, saying “It’ll never catch up to us, thanks to the 2014 Honda CR-V’s superior traction control.”
- To ensure racer safety, ESPN would have likely cancelled the motocross event rather than continue the race on the monster’s back after it walked through the X-Games.
- An animal would have no reason to evolve hit points.
- Crossover confusion. Dr. Lloyd Godzilla uses an Aperture Science portal gun to safely escape debris from the collapsing hospital. The portal gun is never mentioned again.
- The scientists never settle on a classification for the creature, based on dialogue like “it’s like a gecko, it’ll just regenerate forever” and “time to show that giant fucking bird who’s boss.”
- It is never explained how it was possible to stop Godzilla by uploading a computer virus.
- After-credits scene. It would be physically impossible for Godzilla to mate with a household iguana.
Memorable Quotes
Dr. Lloyd Godzilla. This is like the line from the Bhagavad-Gita, times ten billion. “I am become Ultra-Vishnu, destroyer of giga-worlds.”
Sgt. Griff Maximum. Maybe we can kill that thing from the inside.
Elle Brody. You’re insane. We have no idea of that thing’s internal structure –
Sgt. Griff Maximum. I saw that thing gobble my hometown and fart out my high school. If it can fart… that means it has a butthole. If it has a butthole, then it has a tummy. And if it has a tummy… we can give it a tummyache.
Dr. Lloyd Godzilla. He’s right. By God, he’s right.Otherling Elder. We call ourselves the Otherlings. We are the Men who came Before. Thousands of years ago, this beast laid waste to our civilization. But our surviving ancestors hid on its back, and built new cities. There, we were able to thrive.
Dr. Lloyd Godzilla. So that’s what happened to the neanderthals.Elle Brody. There’s enough meat here to feed the world’s population ten times over. And its corpse is full of enough healing compounds to usher in a new age of medicine.
Dr. Lloyd Godzilla. Sounds like it was worth it losing the moon.
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Utah is ending homelessness by giving people an apartment or home.
Earlier this month, Hawaii State representative Tom Bower (D) began walking the streets of his Waikiki district with a sledgehammer, and smashing shopping carts used by homeless people. “Disgusted” by the city’s chronic homelessness problem, Bower decided to take matters into his own hands — literally. He also took to rousing homeless people if he saw them sleeping at bus stops during the day.
Bower’s tactics were over the top, and so unpopular that he quickly declared “Mission accomplished,” and retired his sledgehammer. But Bower’s frustration with his city’s homelessness problem is just an extreme example of the frustration that has led cities to pass measures that effective deal with the homeless by criminalizing homelessness.
City council members in Columbia, South Carolina, concerned that the city was becoming a “magnet for homeless people,” passed an ordinance giving the homeless the option to either relocate or get arrested. The council later rescinded the ordinance, after backlash from police officers, city workers, and advocates.
Last year, Tampa, Florida — which had the most homeless people for a mid-sized city — passed an ordinance allowing police officers to arrest anyone they saw sleeping in public, or “storing personal property in public.” The city followed up with a ban on panhandling downtown, and other locations around the city.
Philadelphia took a somewhat different approach, with a law banning the feeding of homeless people on city parkland. Religious groups objected to the ban, and announced that they would not obey it.
Raleigh, North Carolina took the step of asking religious groups to stop their longstanding practice of feeding the homeless in a downtown park on weekends. Religious leaders announced that they would risk arrest rather than stop.
This trend makes Utah’s accomplishment even more noteworthy. In eight years, Utah has quietly reduced homelessness by 78 percent, and is on track to end homelessness by 2015.
How did Utah accomplish this? Simple. Utah solved homelessness by giving people homes. In 2005, Utah figured out that the annual cost of E.R. visits and jail says for homeless people was about $16,670 per person, compared to $11,000 to provide each homeless person with an apartment and a social worker. So, the state began giving away apartments, with no strings attached. Each participant in Utah’s Housing First program also gets a caseworker to help them become self-sufficient, but the keep the apartment even if they fail. The program has been so successful that other states are hoping to achieve similar results with programs modeled on Utah’s.
This is amazing.
People have been saying for years that outright giving away homes to the homeless would actually save money in the long run but I had no idea ANYWHERE in America had the balls to try it.
Also props to those Churches who were told to stop feeding homeless people and said (in a more Church-friendly way, I’m assuming) fuck the police.
thank fucking christ someone finally got it right
COOL
New Site- The Silmarillion Project
Happy New Year, everybody! I’ve got some great news upcoming Dresden Codak in the next couple weeks, but for now I’d like to announce a new official side gig: The Silmarillion Project. I’m essentially illustrating every chapter of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Silmarillion, but also developing a comprehensive world and design that nobody else has yet to attempt. Not only am I looking to create an aesthetic unique from the Peter Jackson films (which are great, but far too ubiquitous), but I’m also trying to draw attention to the potential for racial and gender diversity in a genre that’s too often dominated by “more white dudes.” For more details on the project, check out the Q&A.
It’s something I unofficially started about a year ago, but public interest in the whole thing kind of spurred me on to continue it and really put something fun together. As it’s something I’m just doing when I have a free hour here and there, this won’t interfere with Dresden Codak updates. In fact I’m looking to double the amount of Dresden Codak updates this year, as I don’t have a massive Kickstarter to manage anymore!
2014 is the Year of Codak, we’re gonna make it happen. Stay tuned.
toothpastecomics: NEW VIDEO!!! This is from our last HELL ORBS...
Randy LaueYou don't want to know what the solution to the problem is and you don't want to know what your problem is.
NEW VIDEO!!! This is from our last HELL ORBS album. The song is called Arschersetzer and it was animated by KC Green. Watch this and then download all the other Hell Orbs mp3s.
I was asked by drew to do this a week ago. Everything drawn in Manga Studio, stolen from google image search, and edited/animated in final cut pro. Finished this very night.
Hell Orbs is def. also my favorite album of 2013. It was a fucking honor to do this.
A Maldives Beach Awash in Bioluminescent Phytoplankton Looks Like an Ocean of Stars






While vacationing on the Maldives Islands, Taiwanese photographer Will Ho stumbled onto an incredible stretch of beach covered in millions of bioluminescent phytoplankton. These tiny organisms glow similarly to fireflies and tend to emit light when stressed, such as when waves crash or when they are otherwise agitated. While the phenomenon and its chemical mechanisms have been known for some time, biologists have only recently began to understand the reasons behind it. You can see a few more of Ho’s photographs over on Flickr.


















