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01 Dec 23:50

Lynn Roebuck, photo by Bruno Bernard



Lynn Roebuck, photo by Bruno Bernard

16 Nov 14:21

Performance Review

by Doug

Performance Review

More PROD3000.

14 Nov 13:14

11.10.2013

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic

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14 Nov 13:08

Deadfall Adventures review

by Edge Staff
Jagripino

Uia, um clone de Uncharted para 360.

The Farm 51 has spared no expense when picking out influences for Deadfall Adventures. Indiana Jones provides the well-oiled temples and the Nazi reticule fodder, Call Of Duty brings the period guns and firstperson perspective, while Uncharted hoists along the glittering artefacts and brash one-liners. Unfortunately, the developer evidently had rather less expense to spare in realising this swelteringly ambitious hotchpotch of a vision, which has all of the texture-flickering, dialogue-dropping and inane puzzle-solving awkwardness of a decade-old budget release.

You play as James Lee Quatermain, descendant of the adventurer Allan Quatermain, who agrees to help a detective agency (which is funded by the government to thank its founder for designing the Panama Canal, of all things) to find an ancient artefact before it falls into Nazi hands. The artefact has, in the best tradition of Boy’s Own adventure tales, been broken up, its various parts hidden in ancient temples across the world where they are protected by inexplicably well-maintained traps and shuffling mummies. The story – based on a series of novels by HR Haggard – is a misery of clichés, but it’s a premise that at least provides the justification for a sightseeing tour that takes the player from the heat of Eygpt to the chill of the Arctic.

Indiana Jones and The Cliché of Zombies.

Quatermain’s dialogue clearly aim for Nathan Drake-esque snappy quips, but his writers lack Naughty Dog’s talents. The protagonist comes off as boorish and impudent when playing for sarcastic laughs, and just plain awkward when lunging for profundity (“That snowstorm,” he intones, “was trying hard to get me an audience with the man upstairs.”) Quatermain is also a sexist twerp, thoroughly unlikable despite his writers’ attempt at a charming sort of uncouth Americanness.

Mechanically, Deadfall Adventures is a curious mix of corridor shooter and Uncharted-style puzzle solving. Clues to these puzzles, which invariably involve twisting some long-forgotten dial or yanking some arcane lever until the ancient blocks slide into place, are provided by a notepad left to Quatermain by an ancestor which he can hold up to the screen even while squeezing off pistol rounds. Firstperson perspective does not best serve temple puzzle solving, however, and our hero’s inability to climb or sidle along ledges means that Deadfall’s conundrums lack the ingenuity of even the earliest Tomb Raider’s spatial riddles.

In combat the period weapons lack the bite of authenticity (or, perhaps more accurately, what we have come to expect as the mark of authenticity via Hollywood) found in World War II shooters. There’s no aim assist to subtly smooth the hysterical rat-a-tat-tat of ranged battle, while in close quarters your character merely swipes a limp knife at his foe while they topple. Some invention is introduced, mercifully, via your torch, which can be shone into Nazi eyes to blind them while firing, though its use against mummies – which are immune to bullets until enshrouded in torchlight – is cribbed from Alan Wake.

The joyously low-poly cutscenes beloved of the PS2 era.

During loading screens one of the game’s directional pieces of text claims that Deadfall Adventures is a game about exploration, of finding treasure off the beaten track. It’s a claim countered at every turn in the game itself, where your path is usually laid out in long corridors bordered by invisible walls. In a borrowing of one of Uncharted’s most riling design traits you’ll occasionally be reset onto the correct path if you venture into territory where the designers don’t want you or, in Deadfall’s case, to where the budget didn’t quite extend.

The treasures you do manage to find while exploring fall into one of three categories, dubbed Paths, which help you unlock performance-enhancing abilities or upgrades. Path Of Life treasures improve your health and stamina; Light ones upgrade your flashlight, while Path Of Warrior does likewise for your arsenal. Tying character upgrades to collectibles is an interesting decision, placing a greater importance on a player’s thoroughness. But with only the occasional treasure map to help direct your search (and a confusingly presented one at that) there’s a nagging sense that you’re missing important pickups at every turn. At least Uncharted’s glimmering trinkets could be ignored by players seeking only a trip along the critical path.

The cinematic videogame thriller depends on budget and craft. Remove these ingredients and the thinness of the underlying design is shown up. The Farm 51 has neither the money nor the talent to compete on this well-furrowed ground. Deadfall Adventures is a poor man’s imitation, a thoroughly bad videogame and one which, most frustratingly, is bad in uninteresting ways.

Deadfall Adventures releases on November 15 for 360 and PC. 360 version tested.

The post Deadfall Adventures review appeared first on Edge Online.

13 Nov 19:19

Why The Flash is the Only Human Living In the Present

Jagripino

Mind blown. Fiquei até tonto.

You live in the past. For every possible combination of sensory input you can have, there is some appreciable time between signal and interpretation. Light hits your eye or a sound hits your ear and milliseconds later you actually perceive light or sound. Right now you are looking at this screen as it was a few milliseconds in the past. Reality is on a delay. For you, nothing is now .Realizing this fact is unsettling. If we can only react to the past, how do we manage to navigate the present? It's easy to spiral into a treatise on free will while in the fetal position, overthinking our forever past. Unless you are The Flash. [More]
13 Nov 18:15

Hey, Kids: Put on Some Damn Condoms Already

by Callie Beusman
Jagripino

Of course.

Hey, Kids: Put on Some Damn Condoms Already

Here's some 90's nostalgia we can all get behind: back in those halcyon days, the condom use of youths was on the rise. A decade ago, condom use amongst 15-19 year-olds reached its peak at around sixty percent. Since then, the rate has stalled; alarmingly, its even declined in certain demographics. Although a study from 2011 shows that the percentage of teens using condoms during their first sexual encounter with a person has risen all the way to 80 percent, it also finds that that number quickly drops in subsequent sexual encounters.

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13 Nov 14:54

"Porque eu sempre vejo críticas à misoginia no rap mas nunca...



"Porque eu sempre vejo críticas à misoginia no rap mas nunca críticas à misoginia no Indie Rock, brincadeirinha eu sei exatamente porque."

13 Nov 10:52

wizardgrum: my biology teacher hated me a lot



wizardgrum:

my biology teacher hated me a lot

13 Nov 10:51

A Softer World

13 Nov 03:03

[kevinkelm]

13 Nov 01:59

Black Woman Pretends To Be White And Job Offers Skyrocket

by wagatwe
Black Woman Pretends To Be White And Job Offers Skyrocket:

theresonatingchamber:

brutaltruths:

generalbriefing:

marfmellow:

First, I created an email account and resume for Bianca. I kept the same employment history and educational background on her resume that was listed on my own. But I removed my home phone number, kept my listed cell phone number, and changed my cell phone greeting to say, “You have reached Bianca White. Please leave a message.” Then I created an online Monster.com account, listed Bianca as a white woman on the diversity questionnaire, and activated the account.

That very same day, I received a phone call. The next day, my phone line and Bianca’s email address, were packed with potential employers calling for an interview. I was stunned. More shocking was that some employers, mostly Caucasian-sounding women, were calling Bianca more than once, desperate to get an interview with her. All along, my real Monster.com account was open and active; but, despite having the same background as Bianca, I received no phone calls. Two jobs actually did email me and Bianca at the same time. But they were commission only sales positions. Potential positions offering a competitive salary and benefits all went to Bianca.

At the end of my little experiment, (which lasted a week), Bianca White had received nine phone calls—I received none. Bianca had received a total of seven emails, while I’d only received two…


Read more at http://www.pbh2.com/politics/black-woman-pretends-to-be-white-job-offers-skyrocket/#3SPt4HkrXcbEf5Hu.99 

Posting again because it is real.

Hurts my heart

This is indeed upsetting.

13 Nov 00:35

Building a Transistor-Scale 555

by John Baichtal
1Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories and Eric Schlaepfer have developed a kit that builds a working 555 built out of discrete, through-hole transistors.

Read more on MAKE

13 Nov 00:32

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12 Nov 22:29

September 06, 2013


Hey Gaymers! My pals at GaymerX are having a sale until Monday (9/9). Items are already discounted, but if you have an order over $20 and you enter the code "smbc15" and you stand on one leg, you get 15% off.
12 Nov 21:24

Tell Us Wrestling is All Fake After Seeing a Dude Get Slammed into LEGO

Jagripino

Ouch.

Tell Us Wrestling is All Fake After Seeing a Dude Get Slammed into LEGO

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: ouch , gif , lego , fail nation , wrestling
12 Nov 20:40

This is What Needs to Happen to Google+

This is What Needs to Happen to Google+

Submitted by: Unknown (via DanHanDan)

12 Nov 02:36

Kites

by Wes + Tony

''Going every day hoping it gets sucked into a jet engine.''

Kites are just people wishing that they had birds as pets. That’s all.

08 Nov 11:40

billy-hixx-and-the-new-breed: FEMINISM WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY!

by wagatwe


billy-hixx-and-the-new-breed:

FEMINISM

WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY!

07 Nov 15:43

When someone makes a relevant joke



When someone makes a relevant joke

07 Nov 14:22

rurone: biologizeable: I can relate to this on every level I...





rurone:

biologizeable:

I can relate to this on every level

I fucking loved this.

04 Nov 23:08

bloodredorion: slavicinferno: What SciFi Movies Would REALLY...





















bloodredorion:

slavicinferno:

What SciFi Movies Would REALLY Be Like…

Source

Im laughing so hard

04 Nov 23:06

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04 Nov 19:49

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04 Nov 19:46

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04 Nov 15:47

Delegação brasileira vai ao Uruguai expor oposição à legalização de maconha

Uma comitiva de autoridades brasileiras se reunirá na próxima semana com parlamentares uruguaios para adverti-los sobre os riscos que o país e a região correm com a legalização da compra, da venda e do cultivo de maconha, que estão prestes a serem aprovados no Uruguai, conforme informaram fontes legislativas. A delegação será encabeçada pelo deputado federal Osmar Terra (PMDB-RS), médico de formação, ex-secretário de Saúde do Rio Grande do Sul e colaborador próximo da presidente Dilma Rousseff. Também integram o grupo Marcelo Dornelles, subprocurador-geral de Justiça para Assuntos Institucionais do Rio Grande do Sul, e Vitore Maximiano, secretário Nacional de Políticas sobre Drogas do Ministério da Justiça. "Terra se comunicou comigo porque no Brasil há uma opinião muito negativa sobre o projeto de lei de legalização da maconha, atualmente em estudo pelo parlamento uruguaio", disse à EFE o senador Alfredo Solari, presidente da Comissão de Saúde do Senado. A comissão, integrada por representantes da coalizão governista de esquerda Frente Ampla, pelo Partido Nacional (ou "blanco") e pelo Partido Colorado --os dois principais da oposição-- receberá na próxima terça-feira a delegação brasileira. Leia mais (02/11/2013 - 18h34)
04 Nov 15:46

Motorista de ônibus cria dispositivo para usar água do ar condicionado no para-brisa

by Ricardo de Oliveira

Viação Aguia Branca 3 1 700x464 Motorista de ônibus cria dispositivo para usar água do ar condicionado no para brisa

Douglas Neves Lascosck é motorista da empresa de ônibus capixaba Águia Branca e sempre teve problemas para lavar o para-brisa do veículo durante as longas viagens, pois os 2,5 litros de água do reservatório não duravam todo o percurso, obrigando o motorista a perder tempo enchendo-o novamente.

Assim, Douglas pensou em utilizar a água que sai do sistema de climatização do ônibus. Com geralmente o líquido é desperdiçado, ele teve a ideia de reaproveita-lo para uso no lavador do para-brisa. No entanto, o aparelho produz 2,5 litros de água por hora. Ou seja, é muita água para limpar os vidros frontais.

Diante disso, o objetivo passou a ser o uso da água do ar condicionado no banheiro do veículo, cuja capacidade era de até 30 descargas. Com a alteração, o número passou a ser indefinido com o ar condicionado ligado. Assim, o ônibus não precisa mais parar para completar o reservatório e as viagens não terão mais o desagradável odor do vaso sanitário sujo na parte de trás do salão de passageiros.

Com a ideia de Douglas, a empresa passou a economizar 1,5 milhão de litros de água por ano, além de 12 vidros de para-brisa mensalmente, avariados por causa do uso do limpador sem água. O custo médio da adaptação em cada veículo é de apenas R$ 16,00. Em uma frota de 493 ônibus, a economia anual é enorme.

[Fonte: Clipping.gov.br]

Agradecimentos ao Eduardo Perrone Barbosa pela dica.

A noticia Motorista de ônibus cria dispositivo para usar água do ar condicionado no para-brisa foi publicada no site Notícias Automotivas - Carros.








04 Nov 15:24

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04 Nov 15:21

Be an Artist

by Doug

Be an Artist

I tried not being an artist for many years. It didn’t work. Do what you love, people! Here’s more about creativity.

04 Nov 14:42

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04 Nov 14:42

montt en dosis diarias - -56

by noreply@blogger.com (montt)