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Just an exception they said…
Markku.lempinenSounds more than familiar... >:|
Here's the TSA's stupid, secret list of behavioral terrorism tells
Markku.lempinenThat whole list is a steaming pile of shit :|

The ACLU is suing the TSA to get the details of its billion-dollar junk-science "behavioral detection" program, but in the meantime, here's the leaked 92-point checklist the TSA's psychic warriors use to spot bad guys.
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Once Again...
Markku.lempinenI wholeheartedly agree with Ron G. 8)
In what's become a global internet tradition that will be passed down for generations to come...
Grumpy Gamer is 100% April Fools' joke free because April Fools' Day is a stupid fucking tradition. There. I said what everyone is thinking.
Watch the Successful Launch of World’s Largest Amateur Rocket
Markku.lempinenNice! :D
A few weeks ago, we ran a piece here announcing the pending launch of this 46′ tall 1:1-scale V2 amateur rocket, to be launched at the Thunda Down Under rocket meetup in Australia. The Rocketry Victoria team was going for the world record of the largest amateur rocket ever successfully […]
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Lone modder’s Half-Life 2: Update brings modern graphics to a classic
Markku.lempinenLooks pretty good to me :)
As amazing as Half-Life 2 was when it was first released in 2004, time has not been kind to the original release's graphics, which can look a bit flat and dated compared to modern PC games. Enter Romanian modder Filip Victor, who's ready to release the final version of a massive, Source engine-powered graphical update for the game on Steam for free tomorrow.
As shown in a slick comparison trailer and detailed in a PDF brochure, Half-Life 2: Update offers graphical improvements like high dynamic range lighting, improved fog and particle effects, world reflections, more detailed water rendering, improved background models, and other effects that just weren't feasible back in 2004. The update also fixes a number of animation and cut-scene-activation bugs that have persisted in the original release and adds optional fan commentary from a number of high-profile YouTube personalities.
Despite all the graphical changes, the update leaves the original gameplay, level design, character models, textures, and animations intact. "The goal of Half-Life 2: Update is to fix up, polish, and visually enhance Half-Life 2, without ever changing the 2004 original’s core gameplay, or time-tested style," Victor wrote in the update's brochure. "I wanted to ensure that the update was something that would be enduring, and worth the time it takes to play it. I hope that both newcomers and veterans of the Half-Life series will enjoy seeing the work that went into its creation."
TPP leak: states give companies the right to repeal nations' laws
Markku.lempinenThis whole TPP (&co) project is horrible :|
A new Wikileaks-published leak from the secretive Trans Pacific Partnership (TPP) treaty reveals a January 2015 draft "Investment Chapter" of the agreement, where the investor-state dispute settlement (ISDS) mechanisms are set out. They allow companies to repeal nations' environmental, health and labor laws.
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Drones on the Dark Side: Imperial Star Destroyer Takes Flight
Markku.lempinenNow we're definitely talking! :D
Star Wars mania is gripping the drone world and the Make: offices. And it is certainly gripping Oliver C. The last time we saw him, he had created a stunning Millennium Falcon mod for his quadcopter. He’s back once again, this time with something much more sinister. An Imperial Star Destoyer! […]
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Project Spartan and IE will now use entirely separate rendering engines
Markku.lempinenThey could give free candy to use IE or their not-IE and I still wouldn't touch them voluntarily.
We haven't even gotten a public build of Microsoft's new Project Spartan browser yet, but the company is already tweaking its browser strategy.
Windows 10 was always going to support both Spartan and Internet Explorer, and they were always going to be separate browsers. As originally conceived, both of them would be able to switch between the legacy Trident rendering engine and the new Edge rendering engine. Internet Explorer would remain more focused on legacy sites, though—it would retain compatibility with ActiveX plugins and third-party toolbars, features that Spartan is stripping out.
Now, an MSDN blog post says that Microsoft is making the Spartan and Internet Explorer split even more pronounced. Spartan will still get the Edge engine, but it will drop the legacy Trident rendering engine completely. Internet Explorer keeps Trident—and, crucially, its compatibility with sites designed for IE 5.5 or later—but it will no longer be able to use the new Edge engine. Microsoft says that including the new Edge engine in IE would introduce compatibility problems even without removing Trident. Now, if a site works in Internet Explorer 11 in Windows 7 or Windows 8.1, it's guaranteed to work exactly the same way in Internet Explorer 11 in Windows 10.
Video: Shattering a CD at 170,000FPS
The Slow Mo Guys, Gav and Dan, present their slowest ever episode in which they spin a compact disc at 23,000RPM and film it shattering at 170,000 frames per second. [video link]
TIE Fighter: '80s anime-style Star Wars fan-made short film, hand-drawn over 4 years
Markku.lempinenI dislike anime (the style), but... this was wonderful. And for a change it wasn't from the space terrorist's point of view but from the Imperial one. The proper one, I'd say.
There's never enough of this, as the only previous example is the TIE Fighter game itself.
TIE Fighter is an incredible example of how truly amazing and painstakingly created a Star Wars fan film can be.
Glasses that let colorblind people see colors for the first...
Markku.lempinenCool!








Glasses that let colorblind people see colors for the first time.
Photographers Create Meticulously Faithful Dioramas of Iconic Photos

Making of “The Wright Brothers” (by John Thomas Daniels, 1903)

“The Wright Brothers” (by John Thomas Daniels, 1903)
It all started with a joke—a rather ironic challenge, if you will, to recreate the world’s most expensive photograph: Andreas Gursky’s Rhein II. Because for commercial photographers Jojakim Cortis and Adrian Sonderegger, that meant tolling away in their spare time when money wasn’t coming in to recreate a photograph that had just sold for $4.3 million. This was the beginning of Ikonen, an ambitious project to meticulously recreate iconic historical scenes in miniature. The ongoing project includes immediately recognizable shots—the Wright Brothers taking flight, the Lock Ness Monster poking its head out, “Tank Man” halting tanks during the Tiananmen Square protests—because the images have been seared into our collective memory.
“Every field has its icons, guiding stars, which reflect the spirit of time in form, media and content,” says the photographers. And when something is photographed, it has a way of transcending time rather than becoming isolated. Historical symbolism is fluid and our perception of it can change the same way history can. This, perhaps, is why Cortis and Sonderegger pull away from their miniature scene at the very end, revealing what each photograph actually is: paper, cotton balls, plastic and plenty of their own spare time. Photos shared with permission from the artists. (via Wired)

Making of “Nessie” (by Marmaduke Wetherell, 1934)

Making of “Five Soldiers Silhouette at the Battle of Broodseinde” (by Ernest Brooks, 1917)

Making of “Tiananmen” (by Stuart Franklin, 1989)

Making of “AS11-40-5878″ (by Edwin Aldrin, 1969)

“AS11-40-5878″ (by Edwin Aldrin, 1969)

Making of “Lakehurst” (by Sam Shere, 1937)

Making of “The last photo of the Titanic afloat” (by Francis Browne, 1912)

“The last photo of the Titanic afloat” (by Francis Browne, 1912)

Making of “La cour du dumaine du Gras” (by Joseph Nicéphore Niépce, 1826)

“La cour du dumaine du Gras” (by Joseph Nicéphore Niépce, 1826)
San Francisco Catholic church installs watering system to spray on homeless people
Saint Mary's Cathedral in San Francisco installed a sprinkler system to keep homeless people from sleeping in the doorway. [SEE UPDATE BELOW] Read the rest
Leave it to the professionals
Presented without commentary. Other than to say, this simple vignette by Letranger Absurde reminds me why I *love* the medium of LEGO, and the creativity of the LEGO fan community!
The Windows 10 free upgrade for pirates: More confusing than it seems
Markku.lempinenWell, it would be weird for them to give free W10 licenses to those who haven't paid for a W7/8 license earlier. MSFT is not a charity nor what I'd call a "nice company" to begin with. But maybe that's just the penguin in me :)
Early yesterday morning, Microsoft's Terry Myerson surprised everyone—including, I think, Microsoft PR—by announcing that everyone would get a free upgrade to Windows 10, even users with pirated/non-genuine licenses. There was then a fairly long pause while Microsoft PR prepared a response.
First, a Microsoft spokesperson confirmed with ZDNet that, "the plan to allow free upgrades for non-genuine copies of Windows applies to all markets" worldwide, not just China. Then, early this morning—more than 24 hours after the original Reuters story went live—Microsoft PR sent out another statement. Here it is in full:
The consumer free upgrade offer for Windows 10 applies to qualified new and existing devices running Windows 7, Windows 8.1, and Windows Phone 8.1. Some editions are excluded from the consumer free upgrade—including Windows 7 Enterprise, Windows 8/8.1 Enterprise, and Windows RT/RT 8.1. Active Software Assurance customers in volume licensing have the benefit to upgrade to other Windows 10 enterprise offerings.
We have always been committed to ensuring that customers have the best Windows experience possible. With Windows 10, although non-Genuine PCs may be able to upgrade to Windows 10, the upgrade will not change the genuine state of the license. Non-Genuine Windows is not published by Microsoft. It is not properly licensed, or supported by Microsoft or a trusted partner. If a device was considered non-genuine or mislicensed prior to the upgrade, that device will continue to be considered non-genuine or mislicensed after the upgrade. According to industry experts, use of pirated software, including Non-Genuine Windows, results in a higher risk of malware, fraud (identity theft, credit card theft, etc), public exposure of your personal information, and a higher risk for poor performance or feature malfunctions.
That statement had one very confusing sentence: "If a device was considered non-genuine or mislicensed prior to the upgrade, that device will continue to be considered non-genuine or mislicensed after the upgrade." We reached out to Microsoft for clarification, to find out what it actually means to have a non-genuine copy of Windows 10. "We don’t have anything further to share outside of the statement at the moment."
30+ Of The Weirdest Children’s Books Ever
Markku.lempinenContext disconnection is always amusing :D
Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

Turtles Sleep

Bones

Cat’s Behind

The Kiss

Pleasure Island

Poor Pussy Party Game

Pretend I’m The Poop

Something In Her Mouth

Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

Morning Of Awkwardness

Who Cares About Elderly People?

Harpo’s Horrible Secret

Butcher

Suck It

Cow

Do It Now

Scouts In Bondage

The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

Japan

Fatty Has More Cookies Than I Do

The Magical World Of Rectal Probes

Horse Balls

Seamen

Angry Pig

Boy Vs. Girl

All My Friends Are Dead

Everyone Poops

Invisible Dick

Pooh Gets Stuck

LEGO Jurassic Park, the motion picture
Markku.lempinenJurassic Park in Lego? Yay!
Congressman to FCC: Open Internet rules jeopardize the open Internet
The Federal Communications Commission last week released the full text of its Open Internet order, just in time for a series of Congressional hearings called by Republicans eager to chastise the FCC.
An FCC oversight meeting held this afternoon by the Senate Committee on Commerce began with committee Chairman John Thune (R-S.D.) expressing his disappointment in the three Democratic members of the FCC.
"Rather than exercising regulatory humility, the three majority commissioners chose to take the most radical, polarizing, and partisan path possible," Thune said. "Instead of working with me and my colleagues in the House and Senate on a bipartisan basis, to find a consensus, the three of you chose an option that I believe will only increase political, regulatory, and legal uncertainty, which will ultimately hurt average Internet users. Simply put, your actions jeopardize the open Internet that we are all seeking to protect."
Classic FPS Descent to be rebooted by Star Citizen alums
Markku.lempinenI played Descent (SW) and Descent 2 quite a bit back in the day, the third I missed because I didn't have a computer that could've run it. But this sounds interesting!
The last time we checked in with Eric "Wingman" Peterson was August of 2014, where he was running Cloud Imperium Games’ Austin office and overseeing development on Star Citizen’s persistent universe. However, just a few months after that, Peterson left Cloud Imperium to develop his own game: a reboot of the mid-'90s first-person shooter game Descent.
Peterson has formed Descendent Studios, hired a development staff, and is currently overseeing a Kickstarter to pull together a minimum of $600,000 to finance development of the game, which is titled Descent Underground. Critically, Descent Underground has something that previous attempts to resurrect the Descent franchise have lacked: a licensing agreement with IP-holder Interplay.
Old name, new presentation
Descent was published by Interplay more than 20 years ago, in 1994. The first-person shooter developed by Parallax Software had players zipping around underground in a series of cavernous (and sometimes claustrophobic) mines filled with mad killer robots. Players navigated the underground environment in a Pyro GX spacecraft, which led to the game’s main selling point: it wasn’t just a regular FPS, but one which offered "six degrees of freedom." In other words, you could move in any direction (X, Y, and Z) and turn in any direction (roll, pitch, yaw).
Please give this pastor $65 million so he can buy a private jet
Markku.lempinenI'd actually donate to a cause to keep folks like this locked in dark cellars or something...

There's only one way for Pastor Creflo Dollar to "continue to spread the gospel of grace around the world" and that's by donating $65 million dollars so he can have a Gulfstream G650 jet. You are asked to "Sow your love gift of any amount." [via]
NYPD caught wikiwashing Wikipedia entries on police brutality
Markku.lempinenColour me surprised.

Anonymous users from NYPD's IP block have made questionable edits to the Wikipedia entries on high-profile police brutality victims including Eric Garner, Sean Bell, and Amadou Diallo.
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"Why Linux Is Still Not Ready For The Desktop"
Markku.lempinenThe text in question is bad, badly written (calling open source "open sauce" for real, is this person still 12?) and ridiculously weirdly opinionated.
I heartily disagree with most of what he says and reading this brainvomit just made me agnry. Bleh.
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Markku.lempinenConsider me thoroughly amused!

Lego Cacodemon is ready to devour your minifigs
Markku.lempinenAmazing!
I never thought it’s possible to build such a realistic minifig-scale Cacodemon from Doom, but Jarek with his skills for crafting minute details has proved me wrong. This vignette would make a killer desk-buddy for any Doom fan who also likes Lego.
Coder’s childhood : when you absolutely need free space
Markku.lempinenFucking up sys32 is way too modern for my childhood misadventures, but yeah, I can relate to this somehow :p

Albuquerque PD encrypts videos before releasing them in records request
Markku.lempinenAmazing
Har-har-fuck-you, said Albequerque's murderous, lawless police department, as they fulfilled a records request from Gail Martin, whose husband was killed by them, by sending her encrypted CDs with the relevant videos, then refusing to give her the passwords.
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How to respond about on-going outages
Markku.lempinenThis has never occurred to me, damnit!

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Lost in the Andes: the finest Donald Duck story ever written
Markku.lempinenBarks was the master of Ducks for a good reason.
Like any masterpiece, Carl Barks' 1949 comic book story "Lost in the Andes" means many things to many critics, each one finding something new with every reading. Read the rest

"What makes a good puzzle chain? How can charts and graphs help you get the right feeling if the puzzles you wrote work as intended concerning the overall game experience?" This post answers that question. ...