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Benedict Cumberbatch Used the Word “Colored” to Describe Black Actors, Apologized Immediately
Would we call this a Cumberblunder?
One PBS’s Tavis Smiley, the actor discussed issues of diversity in Hollywood. It’s, thankfully, something which has been talked about a lot recently due to the representation we’re seeing at awards shows, what the award shows themselves think of it, and other actors being very vocal on the topic.
The topic began when Cumberbatch and Smiley were joking about British actors, and then specifically black British actors like David Oyelowo and Chiwetel Ejiofor “taking jobs,” meaning acting jobs, in the United States. But when the discussion turned more serious, Cumberbatch used an outdated term to refer to people of color.
“I think as far as colored actors go, it gets really difficult in the UK, and I think a lot of my friends have had more opportunities here [in the U.S.] than in the UK, and that’s something that needs to change.” He went on to say, “Something’s gone wrong, we’re not being representative enough in our culture of different races and that really does need to step up a pace.”
The actor using the term angered many, though Smiley himself tweeted in defense of Cumberbatch after the fact:
Those who saw Benedict Cumberbatch on @PBS, know he feels persons of color are underrepresented in #Hollywood. http://t.co/EcmciKpvgF
— Tavis Smiley (@tavissmiley) January 27, 2015
Cumberbatch also released this statement of apology by way of People Magazine:
I’m devastated to have caused offense by using this outmoded terminology. I offer my sincere apologies. I make no excuse for my being an idiot and know the damage is done. I can only hope this incident will highlight the need for correct usage of terminology that is accurate and inoffensive. The most shaming aspect of this for me is that I was talking about racial inequality in the performing arts in the U.K. and the need for rapid improvements in our industry when I used the term.
I feel the complete fool I am and while I am sorry to have offended people and to learn from my mistakes in such a public manner please be assured I have. I apologize again to anyone who I offended for this thoughtless use of inappropriate language about an issue which affects friends of mine and which I care about deeply.
I was certainly shocked to hear the actor use the term in the first place and it seems he was as well. As far as apologies go, this is a pretty great example of how to write one. What do you think?
(via The Hollywood Reporter)
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Wickr Messaging App Keeps Your Photos Private Using Cats - No one in here but us cats!
Well, disguising yourself as a cat is the perfect camouflage for the Internet.
Wickr, a messaging app from cyber security activist and DEF CON hacking conference organizer Nico Sell, has made a name for itself with strict security and privacy features; the company doesn’t even store users’ phone numbers or email addresses. But when sharing content across other social media platforms, those outside companies can get ownership rights to things like photos. Sell doesn’t like that one bit.
She told Wired that most sites’s privacy policies are more like “ownership policies.” She added, “The whole point of this is really control. I have a problem with Facebook owning my daughter’s pictures and conversations for eternity.”
That’s where the cats come in.
Wickr has unveiled a new image sharing tool appropriately called WTF (Wickr Timed Feed) that allows for timed, self-destruct photo sharing within the Wickr app. However, if you share your feed to Facebook, all Facebook gets is an image of adorable kitty, and only the specific users you select can actually click through to see your WTF.
So not only does Facebook not get the rights to the images you share for the entire remainder of time itself, but since an estimated 15% of Internet traffic is cat-based anyway, your covert operations will likely go unnoticed entirely. Well, except by ceiling kitty.
Ceiling kitty sees all.
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Dad Creates a Robotic Seagull Camera So His Kids Can Get a Closer Look at the Birds Without Getting Pooped On
Mike Evans, the dad behind “The Secret Dad Society” has created the wonderful Scuttlecam, a papier-mâché seagull mounted to the chassis of a remote-controlled car with a small camera attached to allow both his kinds and him to get get a closer look at the seafaring birds “without the threat of being pooped on or pecked at.”
We aptly named our goofy creation the Scuttlecam, after the famously wacky seagull from The Little Mermaid. The seagulls definitely took an interest in the Scuttlecam. They were weary at first, but after a few minutes they seemed to warm up. As more and more seagulls arrive this fall, it should be even easier for the Scuttlecam to blend right into the crowd and get some great undercover video!
While the birds were receptive to the Scuttlecam on its first expedition, the second one did not prove to be as fruitful.
I’ve been keeping the Scuttlecam in the trunk, because you just never know when you’ll come across parking lot seagulls eager to make new friends. It worked out the other day, as we happened upon a rather large flock on the way out of a grocery center parking lot. Unfortunately, the seagulls weren’t interested in the least, although we did get the attention of a white SUV that drove over to take a closer look.
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Grim Fandango Remastered might be the perfect video game remake
There wasn't anything like Grim Fandango when it first came out in 1998. Nearly two decades later, there's still nothing that comes close.
The adventure game tells the story of Manny, a salesman for the Department of Death who helps lost souls find better travel packages to the land of the dead. It's an epic and hilarious story that spans years, combining elements from Mexican folklore and film noir to create a truly unique and wonderful world that you just want to walk around in and explore. Half the fun in the game comes from just talking to other characters.
Grim was also arguably the last great adventure game to come out of Lucasarts, the studio that brought us classics like Monkey Island and Sam & Max, and it was the first time the studio took advantage of 3D graphics for the genre. But it also came out at a bad time: in the same year it launched, it was overshadowed by some of the defining games of the time, including Half-Life, Metal Gear Solid, and The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. An amazing game was rendered an oft-forgotten cult classic.
But thanks to a lovingly remastered version of the game, modern players can finally discover what they've been missing all these years.

Grim Fandango Remastered is exactly the same game that you remember from 1998. The story and gameplay remain unchanged, so it's still a game primarily about chatting with other characters and using items in increasingly obscure ways to solve puzzles. As in the original, Manny starts out as a lowly salesman, but over the course of the game he’ll uncover dark secrets, open up a casino, and chase the girl of his dreams. It can seem a bit quaint by modern standards, but the witty writing and wonderful art direction feel timeless, and there are some important changes that make this version more palatable in 2015.
The witty writing and wonderful art direction feel timeless
For one thing, the graphics have been updated with new higher resolution textures, so even though Grim Remastered looks old at times, it's still the best-looking version of the game ever released (you can also press a button to swap back and forth between the old and new graphics at any time to see the difference). The wonderful score has also been re-recorded with a live orchestra, and the controls have thankfully been reworked so that they feel much more intuitive. It's no longer frustrating just walking around a busy room.
These are all fairly standard updates when it comes to remastering old games, but far and away the best new feature is the absolutely incredible director's commentary. Any time you come close to an object of interest, you can tap a button to hear director Tim Schafer and many of the artists, programmers, and designers who worked on the game telling stories about exactly how it was made.
Director's commentary doesn’t work for every game — it's hard to listen to behind-the-scenes stories if you're worried about being shot in the face by a bad guy — but the leisurely pace of Grim makes it a perfect fit. It doesn't hurt that Schafer is always hilarious, and that there are so many good stories about the game that you've probably never heard before. There are nerdy bits about the trickery that was involved in getting the lighting to work in early 3D games, but also fascinating tales about how one of the voice actors thought Grim Fandango was actually a codename for Star Wars: Episode 1. While most of the other changes are designed to make the game more accessible for new players, the commentary makes this an absolute must-play for those who fell in love with the game way back in 1998. Finally you'll learn just why those fiery demon beavers in the forest are actually on fire.

Since LucasArts doesn’t actually make games any more, the remaster was handled by Double Fine, the Tim Schafer-led studio behind games like Psychonauts and last year’s Kickstarted adventure Broken Age. The amazing orchestral soundtrack, meanwhile, was performed by the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra (the same group behind Broken Age’s wonderful tunes). Just like the original, the game is available on PC (for Windows, Mac, and Linux), but it’s also making its way to consoles, with a version for the PlayStation 4 and PS Vita.
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It feels like it was put together by people who adored the original
Re-releases of video games tend to come in two types. There are the straight ports, which let you replay classics like Earthbound or Vib-Ribbon exactly as they were, only on new hardware. And then there are the more elaborate remakes, such as last year's Halo: The Master Chief Collection, which aimed to bring the early games in the series up to modern standards. Grim Fandango Remastered feels like a perfect mixture of the two. It's essentially the exact same game that came out 17 years ago, but with just enough changed so that it doesn’t feel like a creaky old relic that's no fun to play today.
Really, the only other addition I wish was included is some sort of optional hint system. Adventure games from the 1990s are notorious for puzzles that are obtuse and often nonsensical, forcing you to resort to trial-and-error to figure out how to proceed. Grim is better than most, but there are still moments where you'll find yourself wondering how to combine a balloon animal and a loaf of bread in order to scare away some skeleton birds. There are plenty of helpful walkthroughs on the internet, but having the feature built into the game would’ve been a welcome change.
Earlier this month saw this re-release of another genre-defining classic, when Capcom launched an updated version of the original Resident Evil for Xbox One and PS4. And the contrast between it and Grim are startling. Stalking my way through the halls of the familiar Resident Evil mansion was incredibly distracting, thanks to the contrast between the high-resolution characters and the grainy, dated looking environments. The controls still felt clunky, and navigating menus was a chore. And even though the game was updated for widescreen displays, most of the menus were still in a 4x3 aspect ratio. It felt hacked together. (And it very likely was — the re-released Resident Evil is actually a remake of a remake, an updated version of a 2002 re-release that first launched on the Gamecube.)
On the other hand, Grim Fandango Remastered felt like it was put together by people who adored the original, people who fussed over the smallest details and really understood what made this game so great. When developer Double Fine's Greg Rice sent me a copy of the game to check out, he said "I hope you enjoy it as much as 15-year-old me did." I love the original Grim Fandango. This new version just makes me love it even more.
Grim Fandango Remastered is available today on Windows, Mac, Linux, PS4, and Vita. You can grab it right here.
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Watch the first ever video of a laser beam moving through thin air
For the first time ever scientists have captured a video of a laser’s flight path as it moves through the air. The clip above was created using a new ultra high-speed camera capable of detecting single photons at a time — the smallest amount of light possible. To create the video, researchers from the Heriot-Watt University in Edinburgh in the UK recorded two million laser pulses over a 10 minute period, aggregating individual collisions of photos with air particles to map the laser’s entire flight path.
The new camera is so accurate that it shows the shape of the laser pulse
"This is the first time we’ve looked at light just passing by," lead researcher Genevieve Gariepy tells The Verge. "Usually you have to see light reflecting off things." In the case of lasers, observing the light is even more difficult as the photons are all moving in the same direction in a tightly-focused beam. You only see the light from a laser when it bounces off an object or when something like smoke or gas is blown over it, giving the photons more particles to collide with. Gariepy explains that slightly smeared look of the laser in the video — a little like watching the aurora borealis in slow motion — shows just how precise the camera is. "The pulse has a shape: it’s not just a rectangle moving through the air."
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The experiment is a step forward from research published in 2011 in which MIT physicists successfully recorded light pulses passing through a Coke bottle. The same scientists worked on this new experiment and Gariepy explains that this process is quicker than the older work (taking 10 minutes to record instead of one hour) and uses a camera no bigger than a digital compact, while the MIT apparatus was projector-sized. "They also had to fill the bottle with water and milk [to record the laser], meaning that some of the light bounced off those particles," says Gariepy, who adds that the new camera may not capture as many frames per second, but it is "a lot more sensitive, allowing us to see the light bouncing off air molecules."
Technology like this could help us create cameras that can see around corners
The camera itself only records 1024 pixels in a 32 by 32 grid but Gariepy says it paves the way for practical applications in the future. Being able to record photons this accurately offers two new channels of data, she says, spatial and temporal. The temporal information can be used to study dynamic processes that happen very fast while the spatial data could be used to see around corners by recording photons bouncing off hidden objects and returning to the camera. "It’s the same principle as LIDAR but more sensitive," says Gariepy. She explains that while work has already been done in this area (see the video below from 2012), the new camera is a step forward in terms of portability. "Right now it’s just plugged into my computer, but it could be used by just taking it outside and recording movies for yourself."
Lack of encryption makes official NFL mobile app a spear phisher’s dream
The National Football League's official app for both iOS and Android puts users at risk by leaking their usernames, passwords, and e-mail addresses in plaintext to anyone who may be monitoring the traffic, according to a report published just five days before Superbowl XLIX, traditionally one of the world's most popular sporting events.
Update: About seven hours after Ars published this post, a spokesman for the NFL said the vulnerability has been "addressed." The spokesman said the fix involved only changes to the servers the app connects to. Users aren't required to update their apps in order to be protected.
As Ars has chronicled in the past, large numbers of people use the same password and e-mail address to log into multiple accounts. That means that people who have used the NFL app on public Wi-Fi hotspots or other insecure networks are at risk of account hijackings. The threat doesn't stop there: the exposed credentials allow snoops to log in to users' accounts on http://www.nfl.com, where still more personal data can be accessed, researchers from mobile data gateway Wandera warned. Profile pages, for instance, prompt users to enter their first and last names, full postal address, phone number, occupation, TV provider, date of birth, favorite team, greatest NFL Memory, sex, and links to Facebook, Twitter, and other social networks. Combined with "about me" data, the personal information could prove invaluable to spear phishers, who send e-mails purporting to come from friends or employers in hopes of tricking targets into clicking on malicious links or turning over financial data. Adding to the risk, profile pages are transmitted in unencrypted HTTP, making the data susceptible to still more monitoring over unsecured networks, the researchers reported.
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Mormon Apostles Call For LGBT Protections In Utah
This snow plow doing donuts is a 'serious situation'
{{A reporter stands outside in a blizzard. In the immediate background a snowplow does donuts on loop in a parking lot. The chyron on the screen changes to read "THIS IS A SERIOUS SITUATION." The reporter turns to see the snow plow.}}
Reporter: "Everybody's having a great time out here."
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Police Killing of Unarmed Native American Continues To Receive Little Media Attention
The tragic case of Corey Kanosh, 35, has received very little media attention, in spite of the growing outrage over police shootings of unarmed, innocent citizens. In Corey’s case, we are not dealing with an African American man shot by white cops, but an unarmed Native American man who was suspected of crimes that he was later proven innocent of, who was given only seconds before police opened fire on him.
Corey was a member of the Paiute Tribe of Utah. In spite of the historical injustices committed by the State against Native Americans, his story has received virtually no national attention. Now, his friends and family have been pushing to move the legal process forward, but so far they have only raised a tiny amount of money.
“The hold up on progressing has been due to lack of money to fund the oh so dreaded legal process,” they explain. “We need your help. Please help us on our way to get this case back up and ready. It’s time to take on the unwilling non-cooperative Millard County Sheriffs Department.”
Corey was shot by a Millard County sheriff’s deputy after he was wrongly suspected of car theft.
Sheriff’s spokeswoman Lindsay Mitchell explained that a 911 call was made about the theft of a car from the Kanosh Paiute Indian Reservation. But Corey had nothing to do with that.
Unarmed Paiute indigenous man innocent of all crimes killed by white cop in 10 seconds
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Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
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Demons catching the souls of sinners, Warning vor der falschen lieb dieser werlft, Nuremberg, 1495
‘BusinessTown’, The Beloved Richard Scarry Characters Brilliantly Reimagined as Silicon Valley Stereotypes
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What Value-Creating Winners Do All Day™
In “BusinessTown“, illustrator Lunch Breath has brilliantly reimagined the lovable anamorphic Richard Scarry characters of “Busytown” as the stereotypical technology employees and personalities that can most be often found in places like Silicon Valley.
An ongoing project attempting to explain our highly intangible, deeply disruptive, data-driven, venture-backed, gluten-free economic meritocracy to the uninitiated. With apologies to Richard Scarry.
In 2014, cartoonist Ruben Bolling had also reimagined technology roles playing a large part in a modernized Busytown.





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5-star recruit says he's deciding between University of Phoenix and ITT Tech
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Soso Jamabo is your new favorite soon-to-be college player. Texas seems like the front runner for the 5-star recruit, but he gave us two dark horses when asked where he'll be attending: University of Phoenix and ITT Tech.
Neither online university has a football program, but both promise an education from home that's just as good as a real university. Want to talk about recruiting? Both schools have endless national commercials boasting their exploits. That's a powerful motivator for a young athlete.
I just wanna thank God.. pic.twitter.com/cdnMiGzNQ4
— SOMI JaMITCHELL (@Soso_Jamabo1) January 26, 2015
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Caption: Des Moines, Iowa, US - Marco Malagon, from the Dream Action Coalition, is taken into custody by police after disrupting a speech by former Texas governor Rick Perry at the Iowa freedom summit.
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This Is Probably The Most Beautiful Doctor Who Artwork Ever Created

Doctor Who has given rise to tons of incredible artwork, from Chris Achilleos' book covers to Dave Gibbons' comics to Bill Mudron's art nouveau painting . But for my money, the best Who art of all time is probably the Dalek comic strip that was published in the mid-1960s in Century 21 magazine. And it's all on Flickr.
Plan C: The Cold War Plan Which Would Have Brought the US Under Martial Law
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Even In 19th Century Japan, People Loved To See Cats Doing Human Things

These artworks were made by Utagawa Kuniyoshi (1797-1861), one of the last great Japanese masters of the ukiyo-e style were really a novelty of its age. Kuniyoshi started to use cats instead of humans in satirical kabuki prints in the early 1840s.
VANILLA ICE to Play MARK TWAIN in Movie Directed By ADAM SANDLER, You Don’t Know the Half of It - The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere/ The ceremony of innocence is drowned.
firehose"To be clear, I have zero problems with Vanilla Ice playing Mark Twain–that guy has charisma for days. It’s literally every other part of this synopsis that makes my head hurt."

Remember back in October, when Adam Sandler announced that he’d signed a four-movie deal (one for each of the apocalypse’s horsemen) with Netflix because the streaming service’s name ““rhymes with wet chicks?” Well, the rough beast’s hour has come round at last.

According to The Daily Dot, Sandler’s first Netflix movie will be Ridiculous 6, an homage (lolololol) to Westerns like The Magnificent 7, starring “Adam Sandler as a man who grew up in a Native American tribe, with Taylor Lautner, Rob Schneider, and Luke Wilson playing his half-brothers.” BURN IT WITH FIRE.
Additional cast members are rumored to include Nick Nolte, Danny Trejo, Steve Buscemi, Dan Aykroyd, Blake Shelton.
If you live on the East Coast of the United States, chances are your grasp on reality is tenuous at best right now, so sure, yeah, turdburglar extraordinaire Adam Sandler might as well make a movie about Native Americans starring MULTIPLE ACTORS FROM THE GROWN UPS FRANCHISE and zero women. This makes Hulu look good, and that’s saying something.
To be clear, I have zero problems with Vanilla Ice playing Mark Twain–that guy has charisma for days. It’s literally every other part of this synopsis that makes my head hurt. Please heed the wise words of Samuel Clemens, Netflix: “In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice.”
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J.J. Abrams apologizes for overusing lens flare: 'I know it's too much' | The Verge
firehose"there was this one scene where (my wife) was literally like, 'I just can't see what's going on. I don't understand what that is.' "
How Landon Cohen went from parking cars to making Super Bowl roster in less than a month - Yahoo Sports
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