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27 Jan 00:21

Players could explore Elite: Dangerous for thousands of generations and not see it all

by Charlie Hall

When Elite: Dangerous launched in December it was the end of a long journey for David Braben and his development team. More than 30 years after its original release, the modern installment is finally in players' hands. But for those players, the journey has only just begun.

Elite is an online spaceflight simulation that takes place in a one-to-one recreation of our Milky Way galaxy. That means there are more than 400 billion star systems for players to explore, trade and fight across.

Part of the leveling mechanic in the game includes incentivising players to explore unknown systems, and the community is moving at a fantastic rate. But our galaxy, as you may already be aware of, is so very, very big that it's going to take them a while.

At the current rate of exploration, Elite's playerbase is visiting 17,585 new systems every day. That's 732 per hour, or 12 per minute.

At that rate it will take players 150,895 years to map the entire galaxy.

Frontier Developments are running a contest where the first player to reach Elite status in exploration will receive a $1,500 prize. Same goes for the first player to reach Elite in combat and exploration. The first player to reach Elite status in all three will walk away with $15,000. It's unknown how close we are to seeing a winner.

27 Jan 00:20

Hark, A Vagrant: Monturiol




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Narcis Monturiol i Estarriol, he of great ideas and great sideburns. I love this guy! He might not have been the first person to think up a submarine, but he was the first to put a lot of things together to make it work. The working man's inventor! Alas, the idea did not take off in his lifetime. But here is a link or two for you. Or three:
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And I mean, come on, how cute is the Ictineo I? So cute.

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27 Jan 00:18

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26 Jan 23:10

Newswire: Faith No More announce dates for first U.S. tour in ages

by Josh Modell
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April 16 Seattle, WA Paramount Theater

April 17 Portland, OR Keller Auditorium

April 19 San Francisco, CA Warfield

April 20 San Francisco, CA Warfield

May 11 Boston, MA Orpheum Theatre

Last fall, Faith No More released their first new music in 17 years, a single called “Motherfucker.” (Way to reannounce yourselves, gents.) The band has been working on a new album as well, and has just quietly announced a string of North American tour dates mostly in venues that will likely sell out in minutes. (Check ‘em below.) We’ll speculate that this run of shows is a precursor to appearances at every major festival in the world in 2015. Another single from the album—which is due in May, and doesn’t have a title yet—will be out March 17. The band performed last year with a Pulp Fiction-inspired “gimp” onstage, who will presumably be on these dates as well. (He also starred in some promotional videos, one of which you can see below.) A pre-sale for these dates starts Wednesday via the band’s website, with ...

26 Jan 23:02

Experts Say King Tut's Busted Burial Mask May Be Repairable

by George Dvorsky

Experts Say King Tut's Busted Burial Mask May Be Repairable

Late last week it was revealed that the beard from King Tut's burial mask was hastily glued back on with epoxy after being accidentally knocked off by a maintenance crew . After inspecting the priceless artifact, a German restoration specialist says it can probably be fixed.

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26 Jan 23:02

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26 Jan 23:01

Verizon punished for failing to investigate phone problems in rural areas

by Jon Brodkin
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all carriers suck forever

Verizon agreed to a $5 million settlement after admitting that it failed to investigate whether its rural customers were able to receive long distance and wireless phone calls. The settlement is part of the Federal Communications Commission's attempt to fix the rural call completion problem, which extends beyond just Verizon's network.

"Rural call completion problems have significant and immediate public interest ramifications," the FCC said in its order on the Verizon settlement today. "They cause rural businesses to lose customers, impede medical professionals from reaching patients in rural areas, cut families off from their relatives, and create the potential for dangerous delays in public safety communications."

The settlement arises from Verizon's "failure to investigate" rather than from actual call completion problems. Verizon has been collecting weekly samples of call answer rates in rural areas and reporting the data to the FCC. Over an eight-month period during 2013, low call answer rates in 39 rural areas should have triggered an investigation, the FCC said. The FCC asked Verizon what steps it took, and Verizon said in April 2014 that it investigated or fixed problems in 13 of the 39 areas but did nothing in the other 26.

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26 Jan 22:57

The tooth gnashing you hear is from Flash users installing a new 0day patch

by Dan Goodin

Adobe Systems is once again rolling out an emergency Flash update that patches a critical vulnerability under active attack to compromise the computers of unsuspecting users.

The latest Flash versions fix a remote code-execution bug that, as Ars reported last week, recently came under attack in the Angler exploit kit. Malware purveyors and other types of online crooks use such kits to seed compromised websites with attack code. Once people visit the sites with vulnerable computers, the booby-trapped pages surreptitiously exploit the vulnerabilities and install backdoors that can be used to log keystrokes, steal passwords, and install new pieces of malware at will.

An advisory Adobe published late last week warned that the bug resides in versions running on Windows, Macs, and Linux systems. So far, reports suggest that in-the-wild exploits are limited only to Windows systems. The vulnerability stems from a so-called use-after-free bug that allows attackers to corrupt the memory of affected computers. Trend Micro has additional technical details here.

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26 Jan 22:57

Coinbase launches “first regulated Bitcoin exchange” in US

by Cyrus Farivar

The popular online Bitcoin wallet site Coinbase has opened up a new online exchange, aiming to take the place of the fallen Mt. Gox and, more recently, Bitstamp. The San Francisco-based startup claims that it is the "first regulated Bitcoin exchange based in the US."

Private, in-person transactions have been going on in the US for years, and sketchy online exchanges have proliferated as well. But few have succeeded as well as Coinbase. Just last week, the company announced $75 million in venture capital from various big investors, including Andreessen Horowitz, Union Square Ventures, Ribbit Capital, the New York Stock Exchange, and BBVA, a major Spanish bank.

Since the summer, the exchange rate between bitcoins and dollars has significantly fallen. As of this writing it’s around $270 per bitcoin, down from a 12-month high of around $800 a year ago.

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26 Jan 22:57

Onion Poll: Do You Want Boston To Host The Olympics?

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"Yes. I hate the Olympics."

"No, I don’t want the city to get too burned out on sports."

"I don’t know, I guess I always thought of 2024 as Kyrgyzstan’s year."

"Absolutely. If the Big Dig proved anything, it’s that Boston can handle a massive infrastructure project."

"Why not? It’d be fun to see the opening ceremonies get broken up by cops."

"Yes, the city’s nightlife will help the athletes stay in their rooms and focus on their performance."

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26 Jan 22:55

NYC Mayor: ‘Reconcile Yourselves With Your God, For All Will Perish In The Tempest’

NEW YORK—As a major winter storm continued its advance toward New York City, Mayor Bill de Blasio advised residents Monday to make peace with whatever higher power they call God, for all shall meet their death in the coming tempest.






26 Jan 22:52

New York City’s mayor tells people not to order Seamless during a major blizzard

by Matt Phillips
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stupid fucking new york city

“A food delivery bicycle is not an emergency vehicle,” De Blasio replied. “So…no.”

It's just to cold to order in.

New York is banning travel by “non-essential” vehicles starting at 11pm as an enormous snowstorm approaches. And the city’s mayor would like to make it clear that food delivery bicycles are not essential vehicles.

The travel ban is aimed at keeping roads clear for the flotilla of snowplows that will be needed to dig gotham out from the storm, which is expected to dump one to three feet of snow across the region. During a press conference explaining the restrictions, New York City mayor Bill De Blasio was asked about the propriety of ordering food delivery in the middle of dangerous blizzard. (Timestamp: 40 minutes.)  New Yorkers, notoriously dependent on takeout food, have been debating the propriety of using Seamless in the midst of a serious winter squall.

“A food delivery bicycle is not an emergency vehicle,” De Blasio replied. “So…no.”

The mayor added that the city’s streets should be free of anything that “has to do with leisure or convenience or takeout food or going to movies. We’re not doing that. As of 11pm, get out of the way so that we can make this city safe.”

As a practical matter, banning food delivery settles the question of ordering in food during horrible weather. But is it a moral quandary as well of a logistics issue?

Those that operate food delivery services pooh-pooh such concerns, and for good reason. Inclement weather has a tendency to drive their sales up sharply. Of course, the owners aren’t the ones pedaling a bike through six inches of slush to deliver your pad thai. And there’s good reason to wonder about the ethics of ordering-in during awful weather.

And while there’s no clear consensus, it seems obvious that, if you do order in during a deluge, one thing is for sure: You have to tip really, really well. Sadly, however, there are some indications that New Yorkers don’t.

26 Jan 22:51

Comcast ghostwrote pro-merger letters that politicians sent to FCC

by Jon Brodkin
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all carriers suck forever

Comcast has been supported by many politicians in its bid to acquire Time Warner Cable, but the testimonials from elected officials aren't quite as organic as the cable company would have you believe.

A report today by The Verge, based on documents obtained through public records requests, shows that in August three politicians sent letters to the Federal Communications Commission that were ghostwritten by Comcast. We reported several months ago that letters from politicians closely mimicked Comcast talking points and re-used Comcast's own statements without attribution, and the documents revealed today show just how Comcast was able to get politicians on board.

"For instance, a letter sent to the FCC by a town councilman from the small community of Jupiter, Florida was in fact largely orchestrated by some of the biggest players in corporate telecom," The Verge wrote. "Not only do records show that a Comcast official sent the councilman the exact wording of the letter he would submit to the FCC, but also that finishing touches were put on the letter by a former FCC official named Rosemary Harold, who is now a partner at one of the nation’s foremost telecom law firms in Washington, DC. Comcast has enlisted Harold to help persuade her former agency to approve the proposed merger."

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26 Jan 22:48

Uber bows to the blizzard, will cap surge prices on the East Coast

by Lizzie Plaugic

Uber has capped the amount of money East Coast riders can expect to pay during the upcoming blizzard, Bloomberg reports. The blizzard is set to drop more than 30 inches of snow in parts of the Northeast between today and tomorrow.

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick has defended the practice of price surging — in which the price of a ride inflates with demand —  claiming it incentivizes speedy pick-ups from drivers. But, after drawing criticism for escalating prices during 2012's Hurricane Sandy and charging customers in Sydney $100 (AUD) to escape an armed hostage crisis last year, it seems the taxi company is finally learning from its PR blunders. In an email to riders obtained by TechCrunch, Uber said New York City prices during the storm will not exceed 2.8 times the normal fare.

The NY attorney general's office will monitor the company

This is the most recent effort by Uber to boost public support — a solid move considering consumers have shown little patience for price-gouging. Last year, Uber reached an agreement with the New York attorney general's office, saying it would cap surge pricing during emergencies on a national level.

Elizabeth DeBold, the New York attorney general's deputy press secretary, told Business Insider the office will be "monitoring all providers of essential services, including transportation, for price gouging," during the storm.

Uber said in a statement to Bloomberg that it would be donating all proceeds collected during the storm to the American Red Cross. New York City mayor Bill de Blasio said yesterday the blizzard could be the "biggest snowstorm in the history of New York City," so traveling at all should be a last resort.

26 Jan 22:37

Belichick's DeflateGate story is 'BS' says football maker

by Katie Sharp

The league's manufacturer of footballs is claiming its innocence in the DeflateGate scandal.

Everyone from Bill Nye the Science Guy to Saturday Night Live is weighing in on the DeflateGate scandal, and now the official manufacturer of the league's footballs -- Wilson Sporting Goods -- has joined the debate from Arizona, per a report from Boston.com.

The company claims that all of its footballs are set at the regulation air pressure when they are delivered to the NFL, and that there is little chance that a simple change in temperature could have significantly deflated the balls during the AFC Championship.

The company has a booth at this year's NFL Experience -- an interactive fanfest held in the days leading up to the Super Bowl at the Phoenix Convention Center -- where visitors can watch the creation of Wilson's league-regulated footballs from the initial bladder and lacing process, through the pressurization stage, and to the final weight check.

Wilson representative Jim Jenkins explained the process:

"[It] goes to 120 pounds for one minute, then back down to 13, and then when it comes out, see how nice everything looks? All the seams are perfect, laces are perfect. That's what that does right there and it comes out 13 pounds per square inch."

Jenkins confirmed that every single ball that leaves the factory is set at a pressure between 12.5 and 13.5 pounds per square inch, the official legal limit set by the NFL. When asked about Bill Belichick's theory that the cold temperatures and wet conditions likely contributed to the ball being underinflated in the AFC title game, Jenkins laughed and replied, "That's BS."

Jenkins, who admitted that he is a Browns fan from Cleveland, thought that perhaps "maybe in a year or two" the ball's PSI would fluctuate due to being placed in varying environments, but it's not plausible for a transformation like that to occur in just a few hours during a game.

Wilson's director of experiential marketing Molly Wallace reiterated Jenkins' perspective, adding that a pressure change to the ball couldn't occur "unless something happened to a bladder, but that really doesn't happen and there's no other real way."

Now that almost everyone -- from Belichick to Tom Brady to the manufacturer of the league's footballs -- is claiming innocence in this scandal, it's looking more and more likely that we won't have any definitive answers to DeflateGate until the NFL completes its investigation.

26 Jan 22:30

Dani Alves' sparkly teddy bear shoes are a work of art

by Ryan Rosenblatt
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ThOR hates sports beat

Dani Alves is an artist. Be it in his runs, his assaults masquerading as tackles, his dives or his hair (seriously, his hair), everything he does is a work of art. That includes his shoes.

HIS SPARKLY TEDDY BEAR SHOES!

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Teddy boots!

He's not the first person, or even athlete, to don bear shoes. Metta World Peace played in white panda bear shoes, but there are a few key differences here.

1. Teddy bears > Pandas
2. Gold
3. Sparkly
4. SPARKLY GOLD TEDDY BEARS

It took all of the brilliance, imagination and beauty in the world to come up with these. They will probably be in the Louvre before long.

And if we recognize the brilliant piece of artwork that these shoes are, imagine how Alves feels.

It's fashion.

It's art.

It's function.

It's sparkly gold teddy bears.

It's the pinnacle of humanity.

26 Jan 22:27

‘PBS Game/Show’ Explores Whether Video Games Are Too Long

by Rollin Bishop
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yes
guess what so's the video

PBS Game/Show host Jamin Warren explores whether video games are too long in the latest episode of the series. Specifically, Warren ponders on the issue of so few people actually playing games to the end, the increasing number of players who may no longer have the time to invest, and the issue of games not valuing the time of players.

We all love playing games, but why is it that we think we increasingly don’t have enough time for them?! Or, why do we think we need to make time for games instead of them making time for us? Maybe games are just… too long?

26 Jan 22:27

The FBI says it just arrested a Russian spy in New York City

by Tim Fernholz
Russian Foreign Intelligence Service chief Mikhail Fradkov sits to the right of Russian President Vladimir Putin.

As a powerful snowstorm closed in on New York City, US agents dug up their Cold War playbook and arrested an alleged Russian deep-cover spy who prosecutors say posed as a banker to gain intelligence about the US financial system.

Evgeny Buryakov, along with two handlers posing as employees of the Russian trade representative and the Russian Mission to the United Nations, are alleged to have been employees of the SVR, the Russian Foreign Intelligence service. Buryakov was arrested this afternoon, according to the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York. His two handlers had already left the United States.

Buryakov used his position as an employee of a Russian bank, unnamed in the Department of Justice’s legal complaint, to recruit sources and gather information about Russian economic interests, which he would then pass to his handlers to be transmitted to Moscow.

However, those hand-offs were surveilled by Federal Bureau of Investigation counter-intelligence agents:

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The FBI also tapped a secret office where the three men discussed their work as SVR agents, including their disappointment at the gulf between their work and that of James Bond. They even discussed the US arrest of ten undercover Russian agents in 2010.

Overall, their work as intelligence agents is portrayed as rather middling—one example of their recruitment was an ambitious junior employee at US consulting firm lured into meetings by vague promises of connections with the energy company Gazprom.

At one point, the agents were asked to generate interview questions for an unnamed Russian state-owned news service to relay to officials at the New York stock exchange—including queries about high-speed trading.

But Buryakov should have seen the final sting coming, according to wiretap recordings discussed in the complaint. An FBI informant posing as a wealthy investor sought to meet with Buryakov. His handler fretted in recordings that the purpose of the meeting was “unclear…casino, Russia, like, some sort of a set up. Trap of some sort. I cannot understand what the point is.”

Yet at a meeting in Atlantic City, Buryakov accepted a document from the informant, purportedly a confidential list of Russian individuals facing sanctions by the US Treasury. He met the informant another time and accepted a second ostensibly secret document listing Russian banks facing US sanctions. Immediately after that meeting, FBI agents recorded Buryakov telling his handler he had received “the schoolbooks,” their code word for the documents.

The arrest of the spy underscores the financial battle being waged between the US and Russia, and will no doubt further chill the poor relationship between the two countries.

26 Jan 22:26

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26 Jan 22:26

Newswire: David Tennant to play villainous Purple Man in Netflix’s Jessica Jones series

by Caroline Siede
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huh

According to Deadline, David Tennant has signed on to play the baddie in Marvel’s upcoming Netflix series, A.K.A. Jessica Jones. Best known for his heroic turn as the 10th Doctor in Doctor Who, Tennant will slip into the villainous shoes and purple skin of Zebediah Kilgrave (spelled “Killgrave” in the comics and “Kilgrave” in Marvel’s press release), a.k.a. Purple Man, a lavender-colored supervillain with mind control powers. It remains to be seen whether Kilgrave will be purple in this incarnation (the press release doesn’t actually refer to him as Purple Man), as well as if Tennant will use his real-life Scottish accent, his excellent English accent, his not-that-great American accent, or something else entirely to play the Russian-born international spy-turned-criminal.

Tennant will star opposite Krysten Ritter as Jessica Jones, a former low-level superhero who gives up crusading and launches a new career as ...

26 Jan 22:25

Cops decry Waze traffic app as a “police stalker”

by David Kravets

Police officials have lobbied for the right to conduct a variety of unfettered electronic surveillance tactics on the public, everything from being able to affix GPS trackers on vehicles to acquiring mobile phone cell-site location records and deploying "stingrays" in public places—all without warrants.

Some law enforcement officials, however, are frightened when it's the public doing the monitoring—especially when there's an app for that. Google-owned Waze, although offering a host of traffic data, doubles as a Digital Age version of the police band radio.

Authorities said the app amounts to a "police stalker" in the aftermath of last month's point-blank range murder of two New York Police Department officers. That's according to the message some officials gave over the weekend during the National Sheriffs Association meeting in Washington.

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26 Jan 22:24

Handsome White Cat Hides From His Pal in an Overhead Straw Basket Hanging Amongst Drying Radishes

by Lori Dorn

A beautiful longhaired cat named Nora looks all around for her buddy Shiro, a handsome white cat who is cleverly hiding amongst the hanging radishes. It’s only when she head butts a straw basket overhead that she discovers her fuzzy pal was right there all along.

Radishes

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26 Jan 22:24

Gawker Send Us Your Mom's Texts and Emails About the Blizzard | Jalopnik The Ten Best Cars No One Is

by Jane-Claire Quigley
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'We'd like to read all the texts and emails your moms have sent you about disaster preparedness in the last 24 hours—please post them in the comments below.'

26 Jan 22:12

Heavy Metal will base its new comics' line in Portland

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'Heavy Metal launched its monthly comics line with "Hoax Hunters," a former Image title written by Michael Moreci and Steve Seeley.

"We're creating our own Heavy Metal universe," Krelitz says, promising that the announcement of forthcoming titles would have "a shock-wave effect.

"What I'm offering to creators is that if you have an original idea that's cool and hip and edgy, we want to build that as a brand. Beyond the comics. Marvel and DC are relying on time-tested characters. We're less concerned about superheroes. That's not who we are. We're about innovative sci-fi.

"We're the Kurt Vonnegut of comics."'

26 Jan 22:03

Capital One Fraud Researchers May Also Have Done Some Fraud

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via Albener Pessoa

Part of why people don't like insider trading is that it seems too easy. Some people spend their days slaving over a hot spreadsheet, trying to figure out if a company will make money or not, and then you just waltz in with a tip from your buddy at the golf club and buy some call options on the company just before it announces a merger. It's just unfair. 

Say what you will about Bonan Huang and Nan Huang, but they (allegedly) worked hard for their hot tips. You don't see a lot of this on the golf course:

query CMG

That's a heavily redacted list of search queries that they allegedly ran in Capital One's database of credit card sales, looking to see how many people were using their Capital One cards at Chipotle.  Bonan Huang and Nan Huang worked at Capital One "as data analysts tasked with investigating fraudulent credit card activity," but, I mean, the database was just sitting there, how could they resist taking a peek? They could not.

Their queries seem to have revealed that a lot of people were putting burritos on their Capital One cards, because on July 21, 2014, the day after querying the database, Bonan Huang and Nan Huang between them apparently bought call options on 5,500 Chipotle shares for a total of just less than $100,000. Chipotle released earnings after the market closed that afternoon. Earnings were good; in particular, revenue was up 28.6 percent quarter-on-quarter. 

The next day Bonan Huang and Nan Huang allegedly started selling their options, making a profit of about $278,000. For three days' work. But at least they wrote the queries. Usually when I say "for three days' work," the work was golf. These guys did work.

If you believe the Securities and Exchange Commission, actually, they did a ton of work:

Defendants worked for a large credit card issuer as data analysts tasked with investigating fraudulent credit card activity. While employed there, Defendants searched their employer's nonpublic database that recorded the credit card activity for millions of customers at numerous, predominantly consumer retail corporations. The Defendants conducted hundreds, if not thousands, of keyword searches of this database. These searches, which were not done in furtherance of their employment duties, allowed the Defendants to view and analyze aggregated sales data for the companies they searched.

Isn't that sort of sweet? I mean, these guys appear to have done fundamental research on a bunch of companies, and then bought stock in the companies whose fundamental performance was better than market expectations, while selling stock in the companies whose performance was worse than expected. The SEC singles out Chipotle, as well as Cabela's and Coach, where they bought put options because sales were decreasing, though there seem to have been quite a few other trades as well. 

Apparently -- unsurprisingly -- there was a pretty strong relationship between people buying burritos or guns or purses with Capital One cards, and people buying burritos or guns or purses with cash and other credit cards, so their research proved profitable. Ridiculously profitable. From the SEC complaint:

From January 2012 to January 2015, defendants Bonan Huang and Nan Huang deposited a total of $147,300 into their six OptionsHouse accounts. During this time period they transferred approximately $1,763,500 out of these six accounts. As of January 15, 2015, the total balance in the six acounts was approximately $1,063,000. Accordingly, Bonan Huang and Nan Huang made approximately $2,826,500 trading options during this period in their OptionsHouse account. This represents a three-year return of approximately 1,819%. 

That's amazing! These two like customer-support guys at Capital One were seemingly running an incredibly successful fundamental research-driven long/short equity hedge fund. A small fund, but still. The average equity hedge fund returned 25 percent -- total, not annual -- during that period. You sometimes see insider-trading cases where someone makes like a thousand-percent return in a few days by buying call options just before a merger. Every so often a network of tippers will yield multiple big scores like that. But to do hundreds of searches and trade multiple stocks over three years based entirely on raw consumer spending signals, and to make 1,819 percent doing it, is just phenomenal. Even if the consumer spending signals were, you know, stolen.

People have asked me if this is insider trading and, you know, sure it is? (If the allegations are true, I mean.) This is not "classical" insider trading -- trading or tipping by an insider at Chipotle or whatever -- but rather "misappropriation" insider trading:

The "misappropriation theory" holds that a person commits fraud "in connection with" a securities transaction, and thereby violates § 10(b) and Rule 10b-5, when he misappropriates confidential information for securities trading purposes, in breach of a duty owed to the source of the information. ... Under this theory, a fiduciary's undisclosed, self-serving use of a principal's information to purchase or sell securities, in breach of a duty of loyalty and confidentiality, defrauds the principal of the exclusive use of that information. In lieu of premising liability on a fiduciary relationship between company insider and purchaser or seller of the company's stock, the misappropriation theory premises liability on a fiduciary-turned-trader's deception of those who entrusted him with access to confidential information.

Here, Bonan Huang and Nan Huang allegedly got the information from their employer, Capital One, which was supposed to have exclusive use of the -- hey, wait a minute, does that mean that Capital One was allowed to trade on this data for its own profit? Wouldn't that be amazing? Surely the answer is no: I assume that Capital One signed agreements with retailers (or rather, with Visa and MasterCard, which signed agreements with retailers) in which it promised not to disclose transaction data, or use it for nefarious purposes. Really anyone who used this data would be misappropriating it from, ultimately, Chipotle. Which gets to keep its sales data to itself. Except once a quarter when it releases that data and the stock jumps.

Henry Manne, the pioneering scholar of law and economics who died last week, famously argued that insider trading should be legal, in part because it makes markets more efficient, and this case is a good example. Chipotle's and Coach's and Cabela's stocks were mispriced, the day before their earnings announcements, because those companies had earnings information that the market didn't have, and didn't tell anyone. (Until the next day.) People bought and sold those stocks at the wrong price all day long. Bonan Huang and Nan Huang seem to have done their research to figure out the right price. Illegal research, sure, but they were right -- spectacularly, and over and over again. 

That's how markets work: People do research to try to figure out the right price, and then if the price is wrong they trade, and eventually prices get to be right. And so there are tons of legal, yet somehow unfair-seeming, ways in which smart traders try to figure out the right price. There are helicopters with heat-sensitive cameras flying over oil tanks to help hedge funds get non-public oil supply information. There's a former Google engineer "selling analysis of obscure data sets" -- like "satellite images of construction sites in 30 Chinese cities" -- "to traders in search of even the smallest edges." Or there are like a billion people trying to use Twitter to predict stock prices. That is the business. You take the data that is out there, or find new ways to get new data, and then you analyze the heck out of it to find out if it tells you anything about companies that you didn't already know.

And usually the answer is that it tells you a teeny little bit, and you add a few basis points to your returns. The returns to discoverers of new data sets tend to dissipate quickly -- in part because others discover them too, but in part because, you know, the market is smart, lots of people have incentives to figure this out, how much more information could one more piece of information really give you, etc. Markets are basically efficient. (Right?) If you had asked me two days ago if raw Capital One credit-card usage data would be helpful in making excess returns in the stock market, I'd have said, sure, of course. If you'd asked me if you could use it to make consistent excess returns of 1,800 percent over three years, though, I would have been skeptical. Surely lots of Wall Street firms -- Chipotle is followed by 31 analysts -- and asset managers are doing tons of research to try to estimate Chipotle's sales. They're visiting branches and calling investor relations and talking to pork suppliers and surveying consumers and generally getting paid a lot of money to build a robust estimate of how many burritos Chipotle is selling. One more piece of data -- one credit card company's charges at Chipotle -- would be helpful, but come on, not that helpful.

Nope: Super helpful! I don't know what to tell you. It seems a shame that Bonan Huang and Nan Huang's research was apparently illegal. Because it was really good.

To contact the author on this story:
Matt Levine at mlevine51@bloomberg.net

To contact the editor on this story:
Zara Kessler at zkessler@bloomberg.net

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26 Jan 18:42

The New Gin Craze

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lovely long-ish read

Centuries of squalor and imperialism have given gin a bad name. But now, liquor stores are stocked with brands featuring fancy bottles, funky names, and one-of-a-kind botanical blends.
26 Jan 17:05

Games News! 26/01/15

by quintinsmithster@gmail.com (Quintin)
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'Sometimes I wonder why Plaid Hat Games don't send us early copies of things. Then I remember that to get packages to the UK from America costs around $4000, and last time they sent a box over we kicked Mice & Mystics in its little mousey nuts. At these times I turn to face the dishwater-coloured English sky outside my window, consider it, and give a tiny little nod.'

bonus: free burns on Reiner Knizia

Quinns: We open this week with Six Games to Introduce Your Kid to Roleplaying, an article published over the weekend by Shut Up & Sit Down's own Matt Thrower. Some would say teaching your child that they're an imaginary druid called Elwad constitutes child cruelty. Not this site, though.

I'm mentioning this first because I found the above image via Google image search and needed it on our front page. It's perfect. The glazed expression of the father. The frozen terror on the boy's face. "The dice will tell us whether you live or die, son. Don't cry, now. Would Elwad cry? Of course not."

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26 Jan 17:01

Narendra Modi met with Obama in a suit pin-striped with his own name, over and over

by Jenni Avins
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U.S. President Barack Obama and India's Prime Minister Narendra Modi (R) talk as they have coffee and tea together in the gardens of Hyderabad House in New Delhi January 25, 2015. Obama is visiting India for three days to attend Republic Day celebrations and meet with Indian leaders. bespoke, suit

The fashion icon Narendra Modi, who is also India’s prime minister, took his personal flair to new levels during Barack Obama’s visit to India over the weekend.

After greeting the US president at the airport in an electric poppy-colored shawl, Modi changed into what appeared to be a conservative pin-striped bandhgala. (With its Nehru-style collar, the style is also known as a Jodhpuri suit.)

But those pinstripes were not pinstripes at all. Close-up photos revealed that they were actually tiny letters spelling out the prime minister’s full name, Narendra Damodardas Modi, again and again.

Even the pinstripes on Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s suit cannot escape scrutiny. http://t.co/QtufO5sH4c pic.twitter.com/FLOQL7dnmp

— WSJ India (@WSJIndia) January 26, 2015

One would expect the prime minister of India, where formal clothing is commonly custom-made, to wear bespoke suits—but custom-woven fabric is quite something. The London Evening Standard recognized the fabric as one offered by the Savile Row cloth merchant Holland & Sherry.

According to the company’s website, “the choice of decoration for the stripe is selected from our extensive colour palette and evolves through interpreting your exclusive ideas into the form of a stripe, clearly visible at close-range and softy muted from a distance.”

A salesperson from Holland & Sherry would not confirm supplying the fabric for Modi’s suit, but did tell a reporter from Quartz India that fabrics of the personalized pinstripe variety—the “signature collection“—start at 300 euros ($340) per meter.

This isn’t the first time we’ve seen such a suit on a politician. Former Egyptian president Hosni Mubarak wore one too. Should you feel so inspired, the international tailors Tom James will use Holland & Sherry fabrics to make you your very own.

26 Jan 17:00

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26 Jan 16:59

A Congressional Investigation Into Who Really Watches 'The Big Bang Theory'

"How is it that 20 million people watch this show, yet I don't know a single one of them?"