Do you love cookies & cream ice cream? If so, you have to try this martini! It's one of our favorites to serve guests as a dessert cocktail. 

To make this martini, mix two parts Godiva White Chocolate Liqueur, one part vanilla vodka and one part fluffed marshmallow vodka (cake or whipped cream would work too). Shake them together in a martini shaker with ice and serve! 

Don't forget the crushed oreo cookie rim! We also used a little chocolate syrup to garnish the inside of the glass before pouring the drink. 

Enjoy! xoxo. elsie 

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Eidos Montreal's Thief reboot, Thief, will be released on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 alongside the game's next-generation versions in 2014, the studio announced today.

Publisher Square Enix announced Thief in March as a Windows PC, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One title. Eidos Montreal said today that it is developing the current-generation versions in-house, along with the previously announced versions.

"It was really, really important for us — before coming to announce it — to make sure that the core mechanic, the fun factor, we will not touch that," said senior producer Stephane Roy in an interview with Eidos Montreal community manager Adam Badke. According to Roy, while the gameplay will be the same across all platforms, the studio is allocating development resources differently for the PS3 and Xbox 360 versions than for the next-gen versions.

For more on Thief, check out our own interview with Roy from E3.

Microsoft's flip-flop on its controversial game licensing policy, which would have restricted game ownership on the Xbox One, is a well-deserved, albeit ephemeral, win for consumer rights.

Yes, thanks to vocal disdain for the anti-consumer policy (and applause for Sony's decision to maintain the status quo) on the internet, at press conferences and during late-night television talk shows, both next-generation consoles will launch with game licensing similar to that of current platforms: no recurring online authentication of your game library, with the freedom to trade and sell used games.

Microsoft's flip-flop is a well-deserved, albeit ephemeral, win for consumer rights.

That will change, both for the worse and for the better. Microsoft's shift in direction is the best proof of how, when it comes to DRM, even one of Earth's largest companies will find a way to be agile.

Microsoft fumbled the messaging, and its reversal on policy is the company taking a timeout to regroup on the sidelines. Many commentators were quick to begrudge the company for excising the few positive points of the original policy: the ability to share games with up to 10 family members; the freedom to maintain a game library in the cloud; and the ability to trade digital games, an option unavailable in any other digital marketplace.

Fret not: Those perks, and presumably more, will appear on the Xbox One. They are future leverage, the spoonful of sugar that will help the eventual DRM medicine go down.

When it comes to DRM, Earth's largest companies will find a way to be agile.

The same goes for Sony, whose consumer camaraderie is merely the positioning of public opinion. If Polygon ran a blind items section, you'd have seen a post about a certain first-party executive overheard on the day of his console announcement making sweeping changes to business strategy.

Both companies have been in a silent game of million-dollar chicken for months, hoping they'd agree to similar policy, and both have now balked, choosing to maintain the status quo for the time being. But in time, both will gradually tiptoe closer to Microsoft's original stance. Sorry, rental shops and retailers, your boisterous celebration and inflated stock values will be short-lived. There are simply too many third-party interests and too many long-term opportunities at play. The hand that feeds you intends to smother you in your sleep.

Sorry retailers, your inflated stocks will be short-lived.

An always-online console, or at least a disc-free console, stymies piracy, sure, but more importantly, it rewards complete control of the marketplace to the console maker. Sony and Microsoft can cut out the stores, the distributors, the delivery trucks, the stocking warehouses and every other middleman that takes its part of a games profit. The heads of these companies have seen the billion-dollar success of Apple's closed marketplace on iOS, and they will find a way to emulate it.

And here's the kind of, sort of, maybe good news: Both Sony and Microsoft know they're now competing for the best messaging of the DRM they will eventually enforce. The companies are motivated to make this digital shift — which is inevitable — as painless as possible. Now consumers should let the companies know what they want.

Sony and Microsoft are competing for the best messaging.

The ability to trade digital games, lower prices for digital software, subscription services à la Netflix, family sharing, an always-accessible digital game library, digital game lending: these are just a few of the options Microsoft and Sony can consider to incentivize consumers to choose their platform.

I suspect both companies assumed DRM was too complicated, too nitty-gritty for the average consumer. They're right, the term itself is frustrating and obtuse. But everyone understands what it means to sell a used game or lend a game to a friend. Everyone will know what it means to have those options taken away. The battle of DRM is more clearly defined as the the battle for ownership.

Whichever company loses, we should stand to win.

One of the biggest names responsible for making 3D printing available to consumers, MakerBot, has just been picked up by a company known for its professional-grade 3D printing, Stratasys. MakerBot will continue to operate as a separate company and under its own name, and no immediate plans for the two companies to integrate products or services have been announced. Stratasys is set to pay $604 million for MakerBot, and it should close the deal sometime this fall should it receive regulatory approval. Of that $604 million, two-thirds will be delivered immediately as stock, while the remaining third is subject to MakerBot's performance over the next two years.

Jun 20th 2013 By: Bethany Fong

According to a new licensing announcement, DC Comics will soon be teaming up with Sanrio for a new collection of merchandise featuring Hello Kitty suiting up as DC's finest, including Wonder Woman, Superman and Batman.

A few weeks ago at HeroesCon, I was going through quarter boxes when I found a run of Punisher 2099. I bought the whole thing as soon as I saw it, and while that might just sound like a normal comic-con impulse buy, keep in mind that I was so excited that I forgot I already owned a full run of Punisher 2099. Admittedly, that might say more about me than it does about these comics, but I don't really mind having extras, because Punisher 2099 is amazing. Seriously.

As much as the 2099 books might be the definitions of 90s excess, Punisher is one of the all-time wildest, weirdest comics I've ever read. And #19, the one where the Punisher battles against a revenge-crazed sex-clone version of himself and a police robot made of solid gold? That's about where the insanity hits critical mass.

For those of you who haven't read it, Punisher 2099 was basically Marvel's version of Judge Dredd, only somehow even further over-the-top. That makes sense, too: Pat Mills, one of the people who founded 2000 AD, co-wrote the bulk of the series with Tony Skinner and artist Tom Morgan, and it seems like it might've been where he used the ideas that were too silly even for Dredd. The series is, of course, set in the dystopian cyberpunk future world of 2099, where the sinister Alchemax Corporation runs New York City, and only the people who can afford it are protected by the private police of the Public Eye.

Jake Gallows is a special ops officer in the Public Eye, and while he's frustrated with his orders to only protect citizens who've paid up, he doesn't really act on it until his own family is murdered by a psychopath who gets off with a slap on the wrist and a fine of "2.2 megadollars." You know, because it's the future. Jake decides to take the law into his own hands, largely because the police evidence locker has all of Frank Castle's equipment and his last bloodstained War Journal entry, which reads "you who find this -- I charge you to carry on my work." Thus, the Punisher is reborn.

Okay, two quick things about this: One, I've read a lot of Punisher comics, and I never imagined that Frank Castle's last moments would involve having time for leaving a note, let alone one as grammatically bizarre as that one. Two, among Jake's equipment is a) a motorcycle that can go 800 miles per hour and is also silent and is also invisible, a list of qualifications that read like something a six year-old made up to win an argument, and b) pair of "Mean Mule Turbo-Kick Boots," which means that he has specialized cybernetic equipment devoted entirely to kicking people to death.

It is the best comic you guys.

By the time we get to the events of this particular issue, Jake's been through a lot. He revealed his identity to the police psychiatrist, Kerry, who confessed her love for him and then was promptly killed in the next issue, because that's what happens to ladies who confess their love to people whose names are on the covers of superhero comics. After that, he fought Jigsaw 2099, who was half robot and one-quarter gorilla, dealt with a prison riot in his own basement, brought down a gang of illegal flying skateboard racers, and eventually killed the guy who killed Kerry in part two of a three-part story about fighting some other villain. This caused him to go even crazier and start insisting that "Jake" and "Punisher" were two dudes who shared his body like a studio apartment. And that's just in his off-hours.

At his day job, Jake has been saddled with a new partner, Goldheart, which has put a major cramp in his ability to sneak off for futuristic vigilante-ing. Goldheart, however, has a secret of his own: He's been doing his own vigilante-ing -- and occasional corpse-robbing -- in order to rebuild his entire body out of solid gold, which has attracted the Punisher's attention.

This seems, at best, fairly impractical, and after a tense stand-off, Jake decides to just come on out and ask what the hell is going on. If you ask me, that's a pretty rude way to go about things, but I imagine that the Church of Thor doesn't put a whole lot of emphasis on politeness.

When Goldheart answers, though, things go straight to "surprisingly uncomfortable."

Translation: it is definitely a weird robot sex thing.

Since Goldheart's only real crime was murdering the same crooks that the Punisher would've gone after himself, they agree to a truce and decide to just go about their lives as if nothing happened. Unfortunately, they reach this decision right as the rest of the cops arrive and decide to get two vigilantes for the price of one.

Meanwhile, across town, we're introduced to the other wrinkle in this already-bizarre little tale. As revealed on the cover, this issue features the first appearance of the lady-type version of Punisher 2099: VENDETTA! And she is basically Kate Beaton's "Straw Feminist" comic done '90s style:

The thing about Punisher 2099 is that, like Dredd, it always walks that line between self-aware satire and simple action adventure, and just when you start getting to the point where you're asking if Mills and Skinner are serious, they swerve it into the outright ludicrous. Vendetta might be the single best example, if only because she's every single terrible '90s "bad girl" cliché rolled into one and cranked up to eleven.

As it turns out, Vendetta is a sex clone sold to space-miners on Titan, because, as previously revealed here at ComcisAlliance, law enforcement on Saturn is notoriously lax. Like all of the "Venus 8 Gene-Dolls," she was designed to be beautiful but dimwitted, though after being repeatedly abused by her owner and sent in for repairs, she manages to do her own modifications:

This entire thing would be monumentally offensive if it was done with even an ounce of sincerity -- and probably walks that line either way. Even though it's wildly over the top, there are plenty of comics that did (and continue to do) similar setups with absolutely no hint of irony. It starts to sound a little like satire when Vendetta's abilities are listed as "Aggression: PSYCHOTIC! Obedience: NONE!" -- which is almost the tagline of a '70s women-in-prison exploitation flick -- and gets a little closer when you realize she's wearing the same costume as Jake but with fishnets on top of the armor, but in the next issue, when she starts chastising the Punisher for preferring bullets over napalm because they're "so male and penetrative," it becomes pretty clear that they're goofing on the trend.

Either that, or Dave Sim had an uncredited stint doing dialogue.

Anyway, while Vendetta's running around burning people alive and shouting dialogue like "the correct use of my genetically perfect body -- killing men instead of serving them!", Punisher and Goldheart are pinned down by the cops. Goldheart has been identified, and he decides that the only way out of being turned back into a mindless machine is to go out on his own terms, charging the humans while dishing out bad sci-fi killer robot dialogue to play on their fears while giving Jake a chance to escape:

Jake, however, suddenly learns an amazing and hilarious anti-racism moral, and decides that despite his initial mistrust of "'chines," maybe we're all the same underneath. It doesn't matter if your skin is white, or black, or made of the gold stolen from human corpses and melted down to replace your unfeeling robot limbs. All that really matters is how much you want to kill criminals.

And then it gets even goofier.

So just what is "seventh generation hardware?" I'm glad you asked, dear reader, because it turns out that this is a broad category that includes both actual sentient robot policemen and f**king motorcycles.

So that's how the Punisher got his sidekick, a talking super-fast invisible motorcycle. And honestly, I'm not sure what I like better: The phrase "All Guns And Thrusters," which I am seriously considering having printed up on business cards, or the fact that the 2099 version of the Punisher mirrors his present day counterpart, who hung out with a tech expert called Microchip, by getting a sidekick who is an actual microchip. It is amazing.

And also like one step away from full-on slash fiction.